Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

CRAWFORD, Texas -- Jenna Bush couldn't see herself getting married at the White House surrounded by antique furniture and oil portraits of presidents. She and Henry Hager said "I do" Saturday at President Bush's ranch in Crawford where the corn is thigh-high, roads are named Cattle Drive and the Texas flag is painted on the rooftops of barns.

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So?

She's hot!

Why isn't Jenna's new husband Henry enlisted to serve in Iraq to fight his father-in-law's
pre-emptive war of choice? Or is Henry too busy at home making millions in war profiteering?

He's probably too busy tapping it, Chris.


You would too - Jenna's pretty hot.

free cocktails for the best bush joke.

burning bush jokes = bonus points.

all the best

Why isn't Jenna's new husband Henry enlisted to serve in Iraq to fight his father-in-law's
pre-emptive war of choice?


What do you mean?

The ranks of the military are filled with millions of young GOPhers fresh fum boarding school and Ivy League Universities.

The last I heard the recruiting stations had to lock the doors they were getting so many trust fund children from the hamptons and upscale burbs banging down the doors to enlist.



You would too - Jenna's pretty hot.

Please, maybe for Michigan or very rural Texas everywhere else a 6.5 / 7 at very best.


He's probably too busy tapping it, Chris.

Tapping a free free is more like it.



Tapping a free free is more like it.


Make that Free Ride..

As I have grown older I have noticed an interesting phenomena. There are women who when I first see them I think they are attractive. But once I become familiar with their personality and defects they actually start to seem physically ugly to me. That is how I feel about Jenna Bush. Knowing what a right wing piece of shit she is, she has lost any physical appeal for me which she might have once had.

Well, she married a right-wing piece of shit who worked for Karl Rove - what else could he be?

726-you win the sarcasm award of the day!!

"Please, maybe for Michigan or very rural Texas everywhere else a 6.5 / 7 at very best."

Agree. Barbara's cuter - the twin, though Granny's pretty hot, too.

Hey I think Jenna is Hot and She smokes too which is a double plus to Me.

Larry Mohr

JR-
Don't confuse your sociopathic hatred for virtue, please.


Why isn't Jenna's new husband Henry enlisted to serve in Iraq to fight his father-in-law's
pre-emptive war of choice? Or is Henry too busy at home making millions in war profiteering?



Posted by CalifChris


Ah, yeah ok sport.

snicker


rwd

RightWingDon-
Wouldn't it be a nice gesture, though, for the new son-in-law to fight in Dad's war?

I'm just sayin' it'd be nice.

It's amazing to me how much you liberals really suck. If it was that dog-faced Clinton kid that got married, to you it would be the Camelot wedding of the century.

REDMAN-
re: " If it was that dog-faced Clinton kid that got married...

It's a good thing you're above it all.

Betelg - Just trying to fit in with the group.

"Betelg - Just trying to fit in with the group.

Posted by Redman"

I believe THIS is your group.

www.quasi-modo.net

Jenna should be left alone by the media. But, she is very attractive! Which draws the media.

Moooooo. My name is Jenna. Moooooo.

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I was going to just ignore this because there's nothing much you can do about who your parents are. But seeing she chose as a husband a Karl Rove protege who we can fairly assume shares Rove's opinions and approves his sleazy electioneering tactics they lose that immunity as far as I'm concerned. He's also got that incipient jowly look so common in overprivileged young men. Henry is the right name for that type, the Brits used to call their overprivileged equivalents "Hooray Henrys" back in the 1930's.

she is not hot. she's too well fed & pampered

that whole family is fucked up

Jenna's kind of attractive at first. But the longer you look at her, the more she looks like her father. That would be wierd to wake up to in the morning.

Looking at the thread below, if Jenna visits Estonia will they tax all her farts?

jenna will rue the day she didn't marry me instead.

"If she died in a car accident or anything else I would not give a dam!!"

Don't give up hope. Jenna's momma will probably go back to driving once she leaves La Casa Blanca, and we all know where having her at the wheel can lead.

One of the women who was married in the "White House, Julie Nixon Eisenhower support Barrack Obama for president and Jenna didn't say she was supporting McBush for president when asked by Larry King so there is still hope for her as soon as she divorces the pos she married.

Gee what high standards the dr left has! Trash Jenna and her husband, stand up and cheer for Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Anna Nicole Smith....

Congratulations to the young couple on their marraige.

You didn't choose you parents but what you do from now on is you choice.

Make it wisely.

You would too - Jenna's pretty hot

You need to get out more Jeffy.

If she died in a car accident or anything else I would not give a dam!! That is how much I hate her family!

Posted by jrod54


You know, I used to hate them too. Now I just don't care. They could walk down my street wearing clowns suits and bozo wigs and I wouldn't give two shits.

I just want this scurge on America to fade into the background.

I don't hate the daughters or Laura but I do hate the president and if the groom is a protoge of Rove then I expect he will be caught in a gay sex scandal sooner or later.

Trash Jenna and her husband, stand up and cheer for Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Anna Nicole Smith....

Uh, what?

But, she is very attractive!

WTF, how can you people think she's hot? Every time I look at her I can see her father. Imagine showing her your "O" face and at the height of orgasm she does that trademark Bush giggle...

Now you know how Jeff Gannon felt when Shrub got off and he saw Jenna's face.

This is some thread. You liberals have a lot to be proud of. What a bunch of bitter, small people.

Ah well. Obama will ride to the rescue, raise taxes on the rich, give the money to you, and you'll be slightly happier.

The ranks of the military are filled with millions of young GOPhers fresh fum boarding school and Ivy League Universities.

The last I heard the recruiting stations had to lock the doors they were getting so many trust fund children from the hamptons and upscale burbs banging down the doors to enlist.


Posted by 726
* * * *

LOL. Sure. All those conservative Republicans who fill up Ivy League schools, and the Hamptons.

If you're first generation wealthy--that is, you earned the money yourself--there is an 85% chance you vote Republican. If you inherited the money and are living off a trust fund, the odds reverse. Which is the best argument I've ever heard for a massive death tax.

Fact is, I'm for it. America's youth are too valuable to ruin them with unearned money and liberalism. Makes them no different than a family on welfare, living off of money they didn't make themselves.

Take it all.

A shinning example of all the hate the liberals spew on this thread. Jealousy is a bad thing. Get over it losers.

I find it amzing how vile and disgusting many of liberals are. It is funny how you think you are so much better than Republicans., YOur parents should be ashamed. They obviously didn't do a good job raising you.

Danni you are the worst. I pity you and hope your kids don't grow up like you

If she died in a car accident or anything else I would not give a dam!! That is how much I hate her family!

Liberalism and class envy at it's finest..

Leave it to RightIsWrong to be the moral compass.

Hahahahahahooooohahaha!

Good luck Jenna. You are not responsible for having been born in that family.

Ha. While she jets off to Europe for her honeymoon and dreams of the juicy trust fund she will inherit, you all sit in your dark little caustic corner of the internet, writing jealous little diatribes and masturbating like caged gibbons to midget porn. But your opinions do count. They really are making a difference. Really.

Wow--there are some really vile folks here on the DR--making comments that are beneath you does not raise your stature.

Now there are pundits trashing Bush for not having the wedding at the WH!

I hope the very best for couple.

Murphy

I expect he will be caught in a gay sex scandal sooner or later.

Posted by danni


His nickname at college wasn't "Lips" for nothing.

this just in -
moments after having sex with jenna about 3 in the morning, henry rolled over in bed and called chelsea clinton.
that's odd.

all the best

Let's put it this way she'll be putting all those pounds that she lost for the wedding back on next year with a vengeance and with interest.

Posted by moder8 at 2008-05-11 08:36 PM

That is how I feel about Jenna Bush. Knowing what a right wing piece of shit she is, she has lost any physical appeal for me which she might have once had.

I suspect your opinion has not cut her to the quick.

Parenthetically, you really are a political animal, since your politics override other considerations. Careful there, now. You seem to have all of the traits of a fanatic. It just a matter of where you focus.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-05-11 09:46 PM

Wouldn't it be a nice gesture, though, for the new son-in-law to fight in Dad's war?

I'm just sayin' it'd be nice.

Is this your indirect way of declaring your support for a man who "puts his money where his mouth is, Candidate McCain.

The man is a war hero, who fought in America's wars.

And he quietly has two children serving in the armed forces. Shucks. He'll be glad to have your support, BetelG. McCain will be glad to have the support of someone as bright as you are. By the way, how's your pal, Rigel?

I've got the message. Vote McCain '08. People willing to defend America and put their lives on the line merit your support, rather than a cowardly pencil-necked weakling like Obama.

Ha. While she jets off to Europe for her honeymoon and dreams of the juicy trust fund she will inherit, you all sit in your dark little caustic corner of the internet, writing jealous little diatribes and masturbating like caged gibbons to midget porn. But your opinions do count. They really are making a difference. Really.

Posted by NappyHeadedHo at 2008-05-12 12:22 PM | Reply | Flag:


Ahhhh Yes, the TRUST FUND she will inherit. EVERY LAST CENT EARNED OFF THE BACKS AND BLOOD OF OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS. BUSH AND HIS FOLLOWERS HAVE THAT BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS AS WELL AS THE BLOOD OF 3000 AMERICAN CIVILIANS THAT BUSH DECIDED WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE HIM ANY MONEY, ALL WHILE DECIDING THAT THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS WAS NO LONGER A PRIORITY BECAUSE DADDY DOES BUSINESS WITH OBL'S FAMILY.

It would take a simple-minded stain such as yourself to be jealous of that blood money.

I've got the message. Vote McCain '08. People willing to defend America and put their lives on the line merit your support, rather than a cowardly pencil-necked weakling like Obama.

Posted by Johnson at 2008-05-12 02:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why do I think you're partisan bullshit wasn't saying this about Kerry in 04?

Oh yeah, because you're a partisan hack who still believes Bush is 'a fighter pilot'.

Here we have another hillbilly who wants to have a beer with a candidate in hopes that they can somehow connect, making the voter feel intellectually equal. HA!

Sorry simpleton, but I want a candidate who is brilliant and doesn't have time to have a beer with me because they're too busy solving problems....not 'clearing brush'.

I wasn't able to crop her father out of the photo so I'll have to post it as it is.
Jenna did look pretty at her wedding.

JENNA's WEDDING PHOTO

Ha. While she jets off to Europe for her honeymoon and dreams of the juicy trust fund she will inherit,

A trust fund dripping with the blood of her Daddy's war profiteering.
If Jenna had any conscience she wouldn't touch a dime of it.

It really pisses me off to hear this ridiculous rhetoric. Get over it. It's about Jenna's wedding not the war or anything else. Secondly, while my husband and many other men and women are currently or previously fighting this war you continue to protest the war, America and the military. However, if it weren't for my son's daddy fighting for your sorry ass, you wouldn't have the freedoms to protest anything. My husband voluntarily signed up for the military just as everyone else did. They weren't drafted or forced - they volunteered! Furthermore, my husband was in the air force & volunteered for a special duty assignment. He didn't have to do this but he said if it wasn't him going then it would be some other kids' dad. I've never been so proud! That other kids' dad could be people like all of you liberal nuts but that's right you're too chicken shit to really fight for anything. It's easy to sit at a computer and write bullshit emails and blogs or to stand on a street and hold a sign. Maybe we should give you a medal for all of your honor and outstanding hard work. Afterall, we do want to treat everyone equal.

Get over it people, let the poor girl enjoy her wedding. As some people have noted, she had no choice of parents, she looks happy, so put your partisan dislike of her father aside and hope that she and her new husband are happy.

so put your partisan dislike of her father aside and hope that she and her new husband are happy.

Well said LCL.

Everyone should follow John McCain's example in how to deal with the offspring of political figures.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

You Obama supporters are just bitter. You realize that Obamas daughters will be single mothers before they turn 14.

Let's face it, the numbers aren't on their side...

W-GAS ($4/gallon) or
Who Gives A Shit

not Shrub or Cheney that's for sure.

Jenna is hot, no matter what her politcal orientation.

I would defintely hit that, deep. I would not give a rat's ass if she was for or against the Iraq war, the capital gains tax , or anything else.

If you say you would not stick that nice little piece with a vengeance because she is Bush's daughter, you are not a man. All the matters is the pussy. So quit the sour grapes. Admit you cannot get a good looking girl.

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998



That joke is a work of art.

Mrs. Brani

Secondly, while my husband and many other men and women are currently or previously fighting this war you continue to protest the war, America and the military. However, if it weren't for my son's daddy fighting for your sorry ass, you wouldn't have the freedoms to protest anything.

I don't know if you are new on here or just posting under another name. If you've been on this blog longer than one day you know that I am and always have been 100% PRO-military and 100% PRO-USA. I am also behind fighting the war in Afghanistan which we did after 9-11 until Bush diverted our troops for his little illegal adventure in Iraq.

However, I'm not dumb, blind, and so stupid that I have to follow Bush's fake "pre-emptive" war of choice in Iraq cobbled together by lies and fake intel so that he and his Republican donors and buddies (and some Democrats too like Senator Diane Feinstein) could make multi-millions on bloody war profiteering.

Below is an article, one of the best ever written, as to the REAL reason Bush went into Iraq (and even though this was written around 2004 it is even more relevant today).

Educate yourself:

"BAGHDAD YEAR ZERO"

Mrs. Brani = Mrs. Brandi

(left out a letter)

Dubya traded Jenna to Carl Rove for some magic nose dust. In turn, Rove awarded his protege Henry Hager with some fresh meat that smells like dead fish. Not so different as when Laura Bush stuffed her bra when shirtless Vlad Putin came calling at the Poontang ranch.

Here is something to ponder on the Iraq war.


article.nationalreview.com

Murphy

Murphy-
I wish all the best to Feith in his attempt to blame everyone else for the horrible blunder of the Iraq war. That the National Review is complicit in his little game is no wonder, but the comparison to WWII is a bit tired and nonsensical even for them.

That other kids' dad could be people like all of you liberal nuts but that's right you're too chicken shit to really fight for anything.

You lost me right there.

Don't be so dumb.

I wasn't able to crop her father out of the photo so I'll have to post it as it is.
Jenna did look pretty at her wedding


She looks more and more like her daddy every day.

Poor kid.

It really pisses me off to hear this ridiculous rhetoric.

Here is a solution.... your computer has a power button. Not only does it turn the power on, it can also turn the power off if you delicate mind cannot handle the "ridiculous rhetoric".

No one is forcing you to read this or be here sweetie. If you cannot take the heat, step out of the kitchen.

"You Obama supporters are just bitter. You realize that Obamas daughters will be single mothers before they turn 14."

Chairborne, don't be jealous. Once you get your mother off the crack pipe and stop fluffing for a living your family could social climb up to this level in a couple of generations.

Ameria's invasion of Germany was an illegal war and we should be paying reparations to Germany.

TIMBCI: go back to detention, son. School's almost over for the day.

Rightisright wrote:
"If you're first generation wealthy--that is, you earned the money yourself--there is an 85% chance you vote Republican. If you inherited the money and are living off a trust fund, the odds reverse. Which is the best argument I've ever heard for a massive death tax."

You do have a statistic or link to back that up, don't you? Surely you wouldn't just pull that one out of your ass.


Ameria's invasion of Germany was an illegal war and we should be paying reparations to Germany.

Posted by timbci


Well if that bothers you, you must really be furious, as I am, about the mass exectuions of Japanese in the American deathcamps back in those days. And for what? what justification was there?
The bombing of Pearl Harbor??? Oh please! what do you expect from a society crushed under the foot of American imperialism??? I don't blame them for lashing out against American injustice. We should have taken a lesson from that!

"If you're first generation wealthy--that is, you earned the money yourself--there is an 85% chance you vote Republican. If you inherited the money and are living off a trust fund, the odds reverse. Which is the best argument I've ever heard for a massive death tax."

What a joke. Every Trust Fund Baby I ever met living off mommy and daddy were strong republicans. They were also against any form of welfare or government help although the lazy bastards enjoyed their private welfare system.

If you look at Silicon Valley and SanFran that "liberal demon hole" many are self made gazillionaires. Almost all are liberal. You need to grow up in a month-month environment to appreciate the need for a social safety net. you also need intelligence to realize most of what the Rethugs preach, literally, now a days is utter bullshit.

Heh. By coincidence, I got married this Saturday also. I wonder how much Jenna's wedding dress cost? It looks like she's wearing a towel.

Maybe I'm biased because my wife made hers herself, but of the two bridal dresses I saw worn that day, it wasn't Jenna's that was the best.

"What a joke. Every Trust Fund Baby I ever met living off mommy and daddy were strong republicans. They were also against any form of welfare or government help although the lazy bastards enjoyed their private welfare system.

Posted by furio at 2008-05-12 05:19 PM"

That reminds me of Bush and others who oppose affirmative action in college admissions, but have no problem with legacy admissions.

if it weren't for my son's daddy fighting for your sorry ass, you wouldn't have the freedoms to protest anything.
Posted by Brandi


Would you please explain which of my rights your husband is protecting in Iraq?

"Maybe I'm biased because my wife made hers herself, but of the two bridal dresses I saw worn that day, it wasn't Jenna's that was the best."

Dude, you are biased as well you should be.

Fredco,

Hope you produce some daughters that recieve vengance on them because you are their father.

Liberals suck.

Murphy it is intellectually Dishonest to compare the Iraq War with WW2. Since Saddam did what We wanted in the Iran Iraq War and since Saddam got tactit permission from the United States to invade Kuwait(Until He was doubl crossed by 41 by way of Saudi Arabia) Face it You support an Ilegal act of agression a War Crime btw. Oh and to whoever declared that their Son was fighting for our freedoms in Iraq since neither Saddam Hussein nor any Iraqi ever attacked the United States it's also intellectually dishonest to declare ANYONE in Iraq is fighting for our freedoms. Just the way it is.

Larry Mohr

...and this thread keeps on proving it!

Damn, she is beautiful!

"You would too - Jenna's pretty hot."

Really? She's got practically the same face as her dad. I was thinking the guy who married her probably really wants to bang Dubya.

But to each his own....

Larry,

Common sense tells me that the Iraq briefings given to R's and D's was a lot more than you and I will ever know. Supposedly there are some smart people that gave the OK vote, both D and R. Hillary, first and foremost, so if you are a one issue voter you better hope Obama gets in. But that really wont help, he wont get us out either.

Barbara's the smart one.

Jenna's sister, Barbara;
Babs is the ruler of that clan.

Sense,

That is so full of shit, are you the blind guy everyone talks about?

....nope sorry sense, well not really but it could have been sulley they said was blind.

Welp according to Condi Rice Colin Powell and DIck Cheney Saddam Hussein was no threat til it became politically advantagious to state otherwise. Face the facts JMFJ Saddam Hussein was NO THreat whatsoever to the United States. Please do try again.

Larry Mohr

There is a lot more in life than banging a man, its a shame thats all a lot of posters here can think about.

........it's just about, all a lot you posters can think about.

"........it's just about, all a lot you posters can think about.

Posted by JMFJ at 2008-05-12 06:27 PM"

I think I've figured out who Nanc's "special son" is.

One thing I never thought about you Larry was that you are naive. If you think that the whole darn bunch of R and D didnt have a hand in this then you are.

Montecore, no disrespect, but if you dont think it preoccupies a DR's then you are not reading.

Were you at that mad pride parade?

No disrespect intended JMFJ, it's just that I have no idea what you are even trying to say. Banging a man? Wtf?

Here tf

Really? She's got practically the same face as her dad. I was thinking the guy who married her probably really wants to bang Dubya.

But to each his own....

Posted by Sully at 2008-05-12 06:00 PM | Reply | Flag

"People willing to defend America and put their lives on the line merit your support, rather than a cowardly pencil-necked weakling like Obama.

Posted by Johnson at 2008-05-12 02:27 PM"

Wow. You voted for Kerry, Johnson? I had you tagged as a Bush guy all the way.

SULLY:

I don't see her dad at all when I look at her. Never realized it until today, but she is smokin' hot.

Oh, I get it JMFJ. Thx for clarifying.

Montecore

Briwo conversed with me one time, even tho I felt I was not biased, I was. He talked to me and made me realize, that I had to rethink some things, and I did and you dont catch me saying shit like Sully, and a lot of liberals. Even tho I have friends that are gay, and one of the best employees I ever had was gay. I was still mean until Briwo got a hold of me.

I also insulted Danni, got banned and the first time back I apologized.

Homosexual activities don't though belong in every thread and it is tiresome. Especially when its supposed to be an insult.

Briwo's right, and you're right too. I'm guilty of using homosexuality as a slur. I do it because it is effective at getting under the skin of some of the posters here, but it is wrong. I'm going to endeavor to get more creative with my put downs.

I am only right because of Briwo, and Danni. No also my my friends I mentioned and the gentlemen who worked for me too.

Help I have fallen and can not reach my beer, shit!

I still disagree with them both on most things, love them tho for who they and I are.

"SULLY:

I don't see her dad at all when I look at her."

OK but I still think she looks like her dad.


img2.timeinc.net


Fredco,

Hope you produce some daughters that recieve vengance on them because you are their father.

Liberals suck.

Posted by JMFJ


WELL OLD BOY I am afraid I have some bad news for you - something else for you to weep into your pillow about tonight....you see I have 3 awesome little sons already...... and at this time, while quite able to fornicate, i am no longer physically able to impregnate a woman.

and also - I agree, liberals do suck, why do you feel the need to point this out to me?

"Hope you produce some daughters that recieve(sic) vengance(sic) ...

Liberals suck."

You misspelled illiterates.

Hell Z, if anybody was smart enought to figure out what that meant I thought you were.....but guess not. I don't spell check, and if thats all you got, you got nothin.

Maybe Fred they might get in trouble and get a little vengense in a holding pen, exactly what you wished on some one elses child.

"vengense(sic)"

Nope, not yet.

"I don't spell check"

I can tell.
You don't even proofread.
Hell, shitstain, you don't even think.

gets undr your skin Z, this ain' a class. Vengence is mine.

Wrong again.

is your other handel "just full of shit?"

-nanc

you got nothin.

when ya got nothin, and you want venginz, you start calling names. You got nothin.

And that's news?

I got plenty of nothin'
And nothin's plenty for me

Beats the shit out of Burma and China ...

Poor fuckers.

Maybe the BS surrounding the Olympics will be eclipsed by these horrible tragedies.

Then the Olympics may actually do what it was designed to do: Bring us together.

So really Z you are so stupid you couldn't decipher what that meant. Most peoples brains are capable of determining what a word is if the first and last letters are correct, you can't do that shitstain?

ON that Z I agree, I wish Burma would accept our help, and that China will too, this could be beautiful if we could help, and they valued the help.

Literacy ...

Another extinct species.

The saddest thing is I thought for a yadasecond there was something subtle there.

(Look it up, moron.)

Z I really didnt think you wre a grammar monitor here on the durge you moron, you got nothin but 2 mispelled words, and that gets you all excited, what a pussy.

"I wasn't able to crop her father out of the photo so I'll have to post it as it is.
Jenna did look pretty at her wedding."


Pretty? She looks exactly like her Daddeh, the Chimp in Charge- admittedly with girl boobs instead of man boobs.

Together, they look like an outtake from Planet of the Apes.

You sound like a jealous person Mary, how ugly are you?

You all just keep proving it, all day long.

"I really didnt(sic) think"

Really?

I was tasked as a Sewanee Parents Council member to recruit Barabara; She went to Yale anyway.

Jenna just caused a lot of trouble at UT.

Well son of a bitch you are the Durge spell checker. I can''t believe that you cant understand things typed quickly on a thread. You are very old though, really.

"Well son of a bitch you are the Durge(sic) spell checker."

useless flag ....

Yep. Jenna and Bubba got married on that Ranch down there in Texas. Yes, sir, they did. uh-huh. You shoulda seen all of the cowboys at that shin-dig! Boy, Howdy!

HOW QUAINT.

Ya know kids, this is pissing me off. a) Jenna is almost a clone of her mother, you look at her smile and that is Laura right there. b) This is a young woman's wedding we are talking about, she's a girl, she is marrying the man of her dreams, in the dress of her dreams, at the location of her dreams, HER HOME. Just leave the girl alone for gawd sake, you do not have a dog in the fight, why the ever loving treacle do you care that Jenna married the love of her life on a ranch in Texas, I mean please, people, get a f**king grip. And as for the person who said they would not care if she was killed in a car crash, I truly hope you are never visited by such a thing. It is one thing to dislike someone, it is another thing entirely to wish death on a member of their family. Again, get a f**king grip.

Z you are getting very old, they be two Durges, and you moron only found one. Dementia? Maybe you are just having a senior moment.

This is some thread. You liberals have a lot to be proud of. What a bunch of bitter, small people.

Ah well. Obama will ride to the rescue, raise taxes on the rich, give the money to you, and you'll be slightly happier.

Posted by rightisright


What are you complaining about? Burger King managers will get their share of the booty.

Is that what they told you?

"You sound like a jealous person Mary, how ugly are you?"

I rarely find anything on the Retort that makes me laugh out loud, but the notion that I might be jealous of a chimpanzee-faced baggage who's saddled with Dubya for a father definitely cracked me up.

Cool Mary, it's all about fun. but you still must be ugly, or really beautiful if you think she is not. Hate doesn't do anything for you.

JMF J:

Whatever I look like, the word "simian" does not come to mind when you look at me.

It does with Jenna. It does with Daddeh Dubya. That's what I was referring to. Google "dubya chimp" if you think I'm alone in making the association.


Maybe Fred they might get in trouble and get a little vengense in a holding pen, exactly what you wished on some one elses child.

Posted by JMFJ


Sorry that whole concept is a little foriegn to me.

Tell me all about how crime and incarceration work, would you please?.....Oh I guess maybe I will have to wait until your alotted PC time is due again on the prison schedule to hear your about your experiences.

BTW i said I would screw her with a vengeance, you probably read that and were thinking, icepick her in the face with a vengeance, weirdo. How does it feel to be hopelessly detached from society? Sociopath.

Does anyone know how much this wedding cost the US taxpayers? The last time I checked, secret service protection, jet setting around the country picking up guests in a customized 747, multiple C-5 flights to transport vehicles to Texas, etc were not standard for a wedding. Or is the president going to do the right thing and reimbuse the federal government for the services he used for a private wedding? Or will the cost the the US taxpayers just be written off as "business as usual"?

You'd be the one to know Fred, enlighten us, your the vengeance screwer. Seems like you know alot about the prison system, and what prisoners get access to. Never been there, sounds like you have.

Duke maybe Pelosi can tell you how much money is wasted jetting around the globe, idiot.

The last I heard the recruiting stations had to lock the doors they were getting so many trust fund children from the hamptons and upscale burbs banging down the doors to enlist.


Posted by 726


So, 726, when did you serve?

I take it by your comment that you are a "business as usual" type. By-the-way, I do not support any government official using their position for personal business or gain.

YEAH!

Not a single recruiter again at this Years Young Republican circle jerk!
www.yrnf.com

Note that there isn't even a link to the militarily on their site!

www.yrlc2008.net

Note that there isn't a single military rep speaking either!

Says it all doesn't it!

It's pretty fucking Sad when a Group so keen to advocate War and demanding of other people's service, but is so reluctant, nay, so terrified to serve the very cause they champion! Its like they are pretending that they arent needed in "The Fight for Our Way of Life" and all that other Bush Bullshit they repeat!



Anyway, did anyone else hear that the First Lady, that inert lump of subservient and uninspiring piece garbage didn't shed a tear at little bloated alcoholic faces wedding didn't cry a drop!

Maybe she still pissed about that abortion, err appendectomy Jenna had! Or maybe she was just drunk as usual?

Whatever I look like, the word "simian" does not come to mind when you look at me.

Posted by MaryTylerWhore

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Reptilian? Bovine?

You know so much Red, I am suprised they invited you.

who was the preacher that gave them there vows
jasman

"Reptilian? Bovine?"

rightisright:

I'm relieved. At least you didn't ask if I was Republican.

I wasn't able to crop her father out of the photo so I'll have to post it as it is.
Jenna did look pretty at her wedding.

JENNA's WEDDING PHOTO

YEAH!

Only if you can get past those chicklet teeth!

There is also one seriously Fat Girl trapped in that body!

I'm relieved. At least you didn't ask if I was Republican.

Posted by MaryTylerWhore
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Nope. Reptilian is a genetic trait unique to liberalism; bovine merely suggests an enormous girth, and transcends politics, as Tip O'Neill and Rush Limbaugh would hasten to demonstrate.

rightisright:

Y'know, every time I read you I have my deepest suspicions about conservatism confirmed.

I've always felt it was a character disorder.

Why is this news? Lots of people married on the same day. Who gives a flying fork?

Because she's a celebrity? Please. The girl has yet to do anything noteworthy beyond being born a Bush.

I don't even think being born a Bush is noteworthy??? I am not particularly fond of this family, but I can say that I tip my hat to her because she didn't make her weddign become a White House Spectacle....Besides with no press or media they could get studpid drunk and not have to worry about being spread all over the newspapers like she was when she was doing that in college

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