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Happy Mothers Day to mothers everywhere.

I very much agree dave....


and a "special" mothers day salute to many of the posters here from the left. they are some of the biggest "mothers" I have eveer encountered....oh...oh.......a
nother good one..LOL



I have eveer encountered....oh...oh.......a
nother good one..LOL
~LameDuck2



Is English Really your first language?

and once again we are at the end of the sunday news show presentations and there was a clear winner today and its a veteran of the winner of this war.
fox news sunday of course...their guests were the heads of the two DEMOCRAT campaigns and the roundtable is 2 from the left and 2 from the right.
on russert, we got the usual new york times editorial panel and on georgie we had george will, of course but we also got cokie and sam to shout him down......
and georgie let harry fuckin reid ramble on and on with lie after lie and exageration after another, but when some lady from mccain's camp said anything he interupted her and wanted more details or more facts....( which is not bad and which is what makes wallace, by far, the better interviewer)....with every chance georgie asked her to explain or the like when reid was allowed to lie unabated.
for instance....reid accused mccain of all sorts of things WITH NO COMMENT FROM GEORGE...such as temper, playing dirty politics with the comment about hamas LOVING the idea of a president HUSSEIN OBAMA......when it was AXLEROD HIMSLEF who not long ago SAID THE VERY SAME THING>........after the obama endorsement of barrywayne hussein obama....
and yet I watched them all and on abc there was a comment that I hadnt thought of....if obama is elected and hillary is the vp...that in the white house will be ALL THREE OF them.........would there be enough room for the egos in that whole house? I dont think so.

yes, it is as a matter of fact.....typing however, is a sideline and also taking the time to proofread more would be something I would consider but as I have said so many times.......holisitc grading is a product of LIBERAL schools and as it says....if it is good enough for you to understand, then its okay and should not have points deducted...
and if you dont think that kind of grading isnt going on in your liberal public schools,then you need to look into it.
but thanks for the laugh anyway........

AND brit hume said something that I had not considered as well..
that if obama picks hillary as the vp...doesnt that say that all of the talk about the future and turn away the past and all of that...doesnt her selection make all of that just hollow political rhetoric???????

Oh, BLT, just STFU. Your shtick isn't even midly amusing anymore, just plain dumb.

well of course doc...it very much stands to reason that you would want me to shut the fuck up. thats the standard answer from the left. just shut us up...and all this from the party of diversity and freedom of thought......

and 6 of the 21 soldiers who gave thier lives for freedom are from my beloved state of texas as we continue to give more of our sons and daughters to the cause of security and freedom.
I guess they were just too god damned fuckin stupid to read the retort and read what the leftist brainiacs have to say. or maybe they were just too fuckin stupid to listen to harry reid or pelosi...
poor dumb bastards.

and to make sure that those of you on the left who are so fuckin smarter than me but who cant get this concept.....the previous paragraph was satire and I in no way believe the american heroes I mentioned are anything but......
and isnt it a clue about the left that I feel compelled to even type this explanation.

Let me reiterate from another thread, BLT.

Your posts are beyond both boring and stupid. You refuse to accept facts that run counter to your poured-in-concrete-set-in-
stone mindset. You simply ignore the facts when you are proven wrong or called on stupid shit that you post as fact when it's shown to be just dumbfuck misinformation.

Your posts put off an odor that remind me too much of a bus stop latrine I once didn't visit in Charco San Rafael, Sonora, Mexico.

Now, please, go wash your balls.

BB2: Please wipe your chin. It's really getting old.

You refuse to accept facts that run counter to your poured-in-concrete-set-in-
stone mindset. You simply ignore the facts when you are proven wrong or called on stupid shit that you post as fact when it's shown to be just dumbfuck misinformation........
Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-05-11 01:06 PM |

ironically, Doc also just described POTUS

BL2

AND brit hume said something that I had not considered as well..
that if obama picks hillary as the vp...


Hillary's already been VP - when Bill was President.
No way is she going to play second fiddle again, especially to some junior Senator.

Today on Shakedown Street
I am running a "Best Of", it will be the Bill Mumy interview from November 2007. Enjoy!

Now, please, go wash your balls.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-05-11 01:06 PM



BL2 --

This will help you out with Doc's suggestion.
Golf buddy ball washer

Be sure not to let your family jewels get caught up in those whirling brushes : )

"Golf buddy ball washer"

Now THAT is an interesting device.
It brings the words "assmunch" and "dildo" together.

"and 6 of the 21 soldiers who gave thier lives for freedom are from my beloved state of texas as we continue to give more of our sons and daughters to the cause of security and freedom."

You do have to believe that don't you BLT. I know that doubts begin to grow in your mind but so far you've managed to stamp them out and continue believing what you are told. I honestly wish I could share your belief in spite of all the information to the contrary, it would be a much less confusing world. But, alas, I am not so fortunate. I am burdened with an inquisitive mind and a cynical suspicion of anyone who wraps themselves in the flag. That followed by fact after fact that destroys the arguments that we are fighting for "security and freedom" causes me to fear lemmings like you who so willingly allow oil executives to send thousands to die in a war that they admit, among themselves, is about oil.
Ask Alan Greenspan, he'll tell you.

Crhis, what I had in mind was more along the lines of this:

www.northerntool.com

of texas as we continue to give more of our sons and daughters to the cause of security and freedom.

Posted by bushlovertwo

whose security and whose freedom??? Besides, go talk to your lover about that.

Send your name to the moon on the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

lro.jhuapl.edu

Danni I am sure the Bushites suffer from the same condition the folks at Jonestown faced when they realized that Grape Flavoured FlavR Aid was poisoned. They are still trying to reassure themselves that their "Leader" wouldn't conciously poison them and their minds. I should show them pity but all I can give them is My scorn.

Larry Mohr


Crhis, what I had in mind was more along the lines of this:

www.northerntool.com

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-05-11 01:56 PM


Ow! I'll never look at ground sirloin the same way again.

It is that time again. Somebody had to win and some are just losers. Never mind==

The winning entry in this weeks

Describe the following...

The photo

news.yahoo.com

The winning entry

Describe the following in one sentence or less."

And the pics from Rush Limbaughs colonoscopy are in.

Posted by briwo


BRIWO is a two time winner this year and apparently is in need of a tune-up.

I have to say that between the picture itself and some of the descriptions, I may never eat again without seeinf the horror some eat.



I am sure the Bushites suffer from the same condition the folks at Jonestown faced when they realized that Grape Flavoured FlavR Aid was poisoned. They are still trying to reassure themselves that their "Leader" wouldn't conciously poison them and their minds. I should show them pity but all I can give them is My scorn.

Larry Mohr



I think you misread Jonestown Larry. It was my take that most if not all knew it was poison, they were going to meet on the other side. Such is the power of faith.

PS that goes for the Bushite 20% as well.

How about just going back to the original posting of happy Mothers' day?

(I just came on Drudge today to read the story about cousins marrying. I was wondering if they'd mention some of my relatives!)

Happy Mothers' Day!

Thank you Keith, thank all of you! I'd also like to thank the Academy.......

You think they were all aware of the Poisoned Grape drink Zap?? I can not believe that. Just does not make sense toMe why anyone would willingly injest poison into their bodies to commit suicide. You woud think they would slit their wrists or slit their own throats before they would do that. I guess I am not that crazy.

Larry Mohr

In yet another New York Times advocacy piece for Barack Obama, we discover that the Obama campaign is trying to rewrite history again.

Susan E. Rice, a former State Department and National Security Council official who is a foreign policy adviser to the Democratic candidate, said that "for political purposes, Senator Obama's opponents on the right have distorted and reframed" his views. Mr. McCain and his surrogates have repeatedly stated that Mr. Obama would be willing to meet "unconditionally" with Mr. Ahmadinejad. But Dr. Rice said that this was not the case for Iran or any other so-called "rogue" state. Mr. Obama believes "that engagement at the presidential level, at the appropriate time and with the appropriate preparation, can be used to leverage the change we need," Dr. Rice said. "But nobody said he would initiate contacts at the presidential level; that requires due preparation and advance work."

The problem is, Barack Obama did say he'd meet with Iran unconditionally, in front of a lot of people, at the CNN/YouTube Democratic debate last July.

He was specifically and directly asked if he would meet with the leader of Iran (and the leaders of several other "so-called rogue states") without preconditions, in the first year of his presidency, and his answer was, "I would."

i find it hilarious as the insults to bushies continue, drinking the kool aid, lied to, etc. just look at obama's campaign as he now tries to rewrite history that was nationally televised. first it was john f-ing kerry now you give us obama and hilary. absolutely hiliarious

Another sophisticate has spoken out, and bravely.


"I don't want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don't, then you've got the Army, Iraq, I don't know, something like that. It's not as bright."


So said Stephen King. He is a writer of horror I hear, though I have never read his books.

King's bold words passed scarcely noticed, near invisibly in fact. (Only Noel Sheppard of Newsbusters spread the outrage.) The reason is because they are not at all remarkable. Such courageous thoughts spew regularly from those who ride booted and spurred over this tottering edifice we call Western Civilization.' There is hardly a mover and shaker residing in the ivory towers of academia or among our literati who does not share the same views as Mr. King.


From their talk, from their vast outpouring of books and articles, from their appearances in the media, from their endless self-absorption, from their spittle-flecked sputtering hatred and disdain of the common man, one would get the impression that these types are the very upholders of all that is sweet and honorable in our culture.


One would be wrong. Such men are the destroyers of civilization. Like competent parasites they take every advantage of a society created and maintained by their betters. They drain as much vitality as they can, replace it with a crude solipsism and work to crush the husk that remains. Their lives are ones of soft comfort and padded ease. For in all their degrees and learning and rhetoric and billions and billions of words they have learned nothing worth knowing. For all intents and purposes they are barbarians.


Civilization does not rest upon their shoulders, it rests upon the shoulders of men with guns.


"We sleep peaceably in our beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf." (George Orwell)


When it arrives, who will defend what remains of Western Civilization? Will the likes of Stephen King step up to the plate? Will Pinch Sulzberger and Ward Churchill and Ted Kennedy don battle fatigues and utter their cries of war? Will Bill Clinton and his minions marshal armies and command troops? Will the professors at Yale and Harvard give great speeches about the noble profession of arms?

You already know the answer. Worthless men like them will be swept away. All their works and words, seemingly so valuable in this age, will be as dust.

The coming Age of Iron will be met as such times are always met, by men with guns. When it is over, when the forces of barbarism have at last receded, the new civilization will be ushered in by these men, the men of Yorktown, of New Orleans, of Chapultepec, of Gettysburg, of San Juan Hill, of Saint-Mihiel, of Guadalcanal, of the Ardennes, of the Chosin River, of Tet, of Desert Storm, of Fallujah.

For it is those men and their guns who have carried upon their shoulders our American nation. It is their ancestors throughout time and space who created and supported Western Civilization, of which we are a part.

Scooter, your handle... it's..just so precious Mommy give that to you?

Although Morris mentions that the Clintons don't easily part with their money, and that Hillary has personally invested millions in the campaign, he doesn't follow through to the logical reason why. As the pundits say, follow the money, Dick. Bill Clinton may be the most charismatic ex-president out there making speeches round the world and commanding unprecedented fees for doing so but does anyone really think all that money is being paid solely for Bill's charm? Do you think that Bill is globetrotting with business magnates and cutting deals with central Asian strongmen purely because of his personal magnetism?


Sure some of Bill's power and influence derives from the prestige of being a former president and no doubt that is enhanced by his likeability. But I'm willing to bet that it has been the belief by so many powerful business and political leaders around the world that his wife was ordained to be the next American president that has given Bill far more heft in geopolitics and geo-finance than other ex-presidents, not to mention adding zeros to those huge speaking fees. Imagine all those geo-potentates sitting across the negotiating table from Bill, sipping tea and thinking, "I'm dealing with an ex-American president who's married to the next American president." Has there ever been a go-between who carried that kind of weight or who could command those kinds of fees?


For that matter, has America ever faced an inauguration day where the First Spouse is already in the pocket of so many tycoons and foreign powerbrokers? Yes, it would be unseemly, perhaps even unlawful, for Bill to continue such activities with his wife sitting in the Oval Office. But then Bill has already shown the world his contempt for the sanctity of that seat of power and history shows that neither of the Clintons has ever been shy about skirting the law if doing so benefits them politically or financially. And with Hillary finally coronated and ensconced in her rightful place, you can bet the emphasis, particularly for Bill, would be on the financially.


Follow the money, Dick

Ted Kennedy US Army 1951 through 1953

Larry Mohr

In a swing through Oregon today before starting his attacks on McCain which might include something about age or "losing his bearings" Obama was getting the pleasantries out of the way and had this to say:


"It is wonderful to be back in Oregon," Obama said. "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."


Apparently Obama plans to annex 7 new states. So this is the change he's been talking about. There is even a new flag pin out with the new states on it, maybe Obama will wear that one. Here's more from the LA Times story:


(UPDATE: At a later stop Obama was talking with reporters and expressed concern he'd also mis-stated the number of potential cyclone victims in Burma. He said, ""I hope I said 100,000 people the first time instead of 100 million. I understand I said there were 57 states today. It's a sign that my numeracy is getting a little, uh." At that point, an aide cut him off and ushered journalists out. Before he could mis-speak again?)


Campaigning against the Clintons is hard work involving long hours and little sleep so we can cut Obama a little slack. Now some will argue that this story is not that important and we shouldn't waste time commenting on it and they are right except for one thing. What if it had happened to McCain? It would be front page news all over the mainstream media and they would start to question McCain's mental state. That's why it's a legitimate story, if it can happen to a young guy maybe it won't be front page news when sometime in the future McCain makes the inevitable slip of the tongue.
Posted at 08:43 PM | Email | Permalink

Norma B. June 1918 - January 2008

Thank you for correcting my grammer, driving me to piano lessons (and making me practice when the guys were at the door on nice summer days with baseball gear!), instilling values and faith in God, taking in a brother and sister when you were 42 and then spending all those years sacrificing travels and dreams of your own, being an example of someone who walked the life of a strong, principled, responsible example.

He welcomed you with open arms as one of His children returning home again.

And now as you and Dad welcome my sister I think of you all fondly and know that one day we will all be together again. In the meantime I will always know there are more guardian angels around me than ever before. Thank you all for for being such a loving part of my life on Earth. God Bless you all,

briwo

no not my mom my fellow airman did.

Posted by scooter28054 at 2008-05-11 03:24 PM |

Hence the non-release of the Clinton Library donor list.

in barak's first book, he rails against white people and our racism. "white folks, that's just the way, they'll do ya." i'm sure 527's will start playing this very soon. this book has been the subject of a talk radio show host here for a few weeks. she is playing the audio book clips, and they are just amazing.

"When it arrives, who will defend what remains of Western Civilization?"

How refreshing. A literate poster from the far right. One with reasonable insight into spelling, grammar, content. Not even bothering with the great unwashed rationale that he (?) has better things to do than look for tenses agreeing and pushing the spellcheck button.

That said and done, I hope the author will favor us with how he (?) got where he is. (At, if you must.) He (?) should be asked whom he (?) thinks will attack his (?) "western civilization" and why. What does he (?) think we have that peaceful, civilized nations everywhere don't have?

It seems to me that apologists for the ultra right need straw men - "terrorists" on the world stage and/or "gangs" locally - so they can scare us with if you don't do this or that, terrorists and/or gangs will getcha. Boo! herm

ARKANOID

:)

Mothers everywhere agree that buttlovertwo is a complete asshole and that scooterIQ43 is an idiot.

AU

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-05-11 03:27 PM

That was a beautiful tribute you wrote to your Mom.

"Scooter, your handle... it's..just so precious Mommy give that to you?

Posted by briwo"

Well, when you don't have a retort, resort to name-calling. What a tard.

p.s. it's called irony.

Hey Jomama by You calling Briwo a Tard aren't YOU Name calling??

Larry Mohr


Let me reiterate from another thread, BLT.

Your posts are beyond both boring and stupid. You refuse to accept facts that run counter to your poured-in-concrete-set-in-
stone mindset. You simply ignore the facts when you are proven wrong or called on stupid shit that you post as fact when it's shown to be just dumbfuck misinformation.

Your posts put off an odor that remind me too much of a bus stop latrine I once didn't visit in Charco San Rafael, Sonora, Mexico.

Now, please, go wash your balls.


Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 20


ah yes......such a wordsmith....and yet.....not one counter to any point made......ah libs.....they just cant help it.




HEY LARRY


Ted Kennedy US Army 1951 through 1953

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at


you forgot the dates of a really important person in his life
mary jo kopechne.....dont you know her birth date and even more importantly...the day THIS SACK OF SHIT LEFT HER TO DIE..........
but you dont give a goddamn about that, do you?

"not one counter to any point made"

When did you ever make a "point" worth commenting about?


Scooter, your handle... it's..just so precious Mommy give that to you?

Posted by briwo at 2008


well scooter...you have arrived at the ole retort. no matter if you say something accurately or even close......when the left doesnt like what you say, this is the kind of answer you get. and soon to come I am sure will be something about you personnaly. thier problem is that this is the year that it shouldnt even be close according to the crap they spew and they realize that they might be imploding and wont beat mccain. so the next thing to do is to get us to..I believe the way it was given to me...was to Shut the fuck up.....
forgive them though......they just"aint got nothin else"


"not one counter to any point made"

When did you ever make a "point" worth commenting about?

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at


Im not gonna get into a back and forth with you, so stop trying.

and I just wrote two or three paragraphs to you but I deleted them. let me tell you what they said......thank you but I am not interested in personal attacks, unless attacked first.
oh yeah and I added.....I didnt know that you were required to read all of my posts are read them at all for that matter. so stop reading them and then you wont have to break into a sweat understanding them
thanks


and SHIT......look at that.......the more I want out, the more they bring me back in.

"p.s. it's called irony.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-05-11 05:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Hey Jomama by You calling Briwo a Tard aren't YOU Name calling??

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr "

Please pay attention.

BLT - Vaya con Dios. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Etc.


Mothers everywhere agree that buttlovertwo is a complete asshole and that scooterIQ43 is an idiot.



Posted by Dave at 2008


and look scooter......the brain trust got us at the same time......doesnt that make you proud of the liberal school system.


AU.......nicely done.

Please pay attention.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-05-11 05:23 PM | Reply

Sorry I had to choose either pay for Gasoline or Pay Attention. I chose to Pay for Gasoline instead. Sorry.

Larry Mohr


BLT - Vaya con Dios. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Etc.

Posted by Jomama at 2008


hey jo..thanks for the help. anytime the left tries to shut us up or keep us from this site, not only does it prove us right but it also emboldens us to keep up our work to keep at it.
so thank you so much for YOUR CONTRIBUTION to the american conservatives. he hee

"Im not gonna get into a back and forth with you, so stop trying."

Gawd, what a waste of bandwidth.

Right, I should have known, only the Righties are allowed to flame and troll.

My bad.

Well, the Utah Jazz just beat the Los Angeles Lakers, so their series is tied 2 - 2. Great game.

Posted by briwo at 2008-05-11 03:15 PM

Scooter, your handle... it's..just so precious Mommy give that to you?

Now, now, briwo, don't be envious. That's just the way things are. People who are born more evolved on a sexual reproduction scale, viviparous reproduction, usually have mothers who tend to them.

The pain you feel being excluded from that class of living things, is apparent. Just making catcalls at your betters doesn't improve your situation.

Posted by Dave at 2008-05-11 04:20 PM

Mothers everywhere agree that buttlovertwo is a complete asshole and that scooterIQ43 is an idiot.

Dave, another envious poster. Yes, Scooter has an IQ. Unfortunately, it seems that you are a poor excluded fellow who doesn't qualify for one. Pobrecito.

Rave on. Now you think that you're "Mothers everywhere." Oh well. You do the best you can. Any ideation, however inane is an improvement.

Okay, that's two posts in the tenor of the mindless left. Neither of the two fellows on whom I commented had any content in his post. Without any content, they merely heap abuse. But they're not even particularly good at that.

Pitiful mindless leftists. Respond with your programmed knee jerk emotions. If it weren't for poor reasoning, you'd have no reasoning power at all.

Johnson-
If it weren't for racism, you'd have no character at all.

Posted by briwo at 2008-05-11 05:50 PM

My bad.

Ah, some hope. You have a glimmer of insight. Unfortunately, it may be similar to the occasional connection with reality of Alzheimer's victims. Fleeting.

But keep thinking of yourself as gravely flawed. It may impel you to try to change. You can only go up, so don't be fearful. There's no downside for you. Be brave.

Ah, some hope. You have a glimmer of insight. Unfortunately, it may be similar to the occasional connection with reality of Alzheimer's victims. Fleeting.

Posted by Johnson

Rotflmao

You are to kind Johnson.


rwd

"...but as I have said so many times: holisitc grading is a product of LIBERAL schools...Posted by bushlovertwo"

Who has been controlling congress for the past 20 years? Remember that Republican Revolution. They are responsible for the scourge of schools we used to be proud of. Why? To kill it so they could privatize it - perferably with bible study and 6000 year old planets.

"...and as it says....if it is good enough for you to understand, then its okay and should not have points deducted...Posted by bushlovertwo...

Thank goodness the men and women who built the a-Bomb didn't listen to your drivel. They could have blown the shit outta themselves instead of all them japs!

You are...a Moron.

and 6 of the 21 soldiers who gave thier lives for freedom are from my beloved state of texas as we continue to give more of our sons and daughters to the cause of security and freedom."

President Amandapajamas and the mad Iranian ayatollahs are vert grateful, BLT. They eagerly await McBush getting elected and nuking Israel for them.

Bear walks into a Montana bar and orders a beer. The bartender says we don't sell beer to bears in Billings.
The bear slams his paw on the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says we don't sell beer to belligerent bears in Billings.
The bear threatens to devour the woman at the end of the bar if he doesn't get a beer. The bartender says we don't sell beer to belligerent bullying bears in Billings. The bear eats the woman and orders a beer. The bartender says we don't sell beer to bears on drugs. The bear says what drugs?
The bartender says that was a barbitchyouate.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-05-11 07:02 PM

Johnson-
If it weren't for racism, you'd have no character at all.

Boy oh boy, the pot calling the kettle black.

First of all, "racism" as it is used today is a vague and nebulous term sometimes denoting those who conclude that there are differences between groups that developed in relative isolation. For example, those peoples who developed in the rarefied air of the Andes had a genetic adaptation that differed from that of those that developed in the rarefied air of the Himalyas.

The world's foremost sprinters are of East African stock. Among the best distance runners are those of West African stock.

Many of you fellows try to ridicule those religious people who believe in "Creationism" or "Young Earth" theory. Yet, you yourselves deny the implications of evolutionary theory. Seemingly the acceptance of observable facts concerning broad racial differences is anathema to you since it goes against your ideological imperatives.

If believing that evolutionary development in certain locales leads to differences in groups, including susceptibility to particular diseases such as sickle cell anemia or
BRAC2, or Crohn's Disease, then I believe in evolution and accept its results. Is that "racism?" If so, then I accept the description.

But I'm not a bigot.

You folks have a big blind spot in that you are bigots, who overtly declare that you favor what is described by a euphemism, "affirmative action," that provides discrimination agains non-favored groups, and discrimination for favored groups.

You are "racists" in that you recognize group differences, and you are "bigots" in that you discriminate on the basis of race.

Look in a mirror. You'll be gazing at a racist bigot.

Johnson-
Like I said, "Johnson-
If it weren't for racism, you'd have no character at all."

Prove it some more, just for kicks.

Is Corky planning the celebration of the big win in the West Virginia primary ?

Ever felt REALLY REALLY stupid?

Yesterday I was wandering around the garden trying to see what damage had been caused by the bad storm on Friday. As I mosied on by the edge of my yard I saw my new neighbor cutting down one of my Lombardy Poplar trees (my babies, I planted them 16 years ago and have nurtured them through many a hurricane). I was INDIGNANT I tell you, INDIGNANT. I marched up to that young whippersnapper and said "excuse me ma'am but those trees are on my property" COMPLETETLY IGNORING THE FACT THAT THE TREE WAS LYING ON HER CAR! She looked at me a little like a deer caught in the headlights and said "well it fell on my car in the storm last night otherwise I wouldn't have cut it down". I felt approximately 3 inches high, and so monumentally stupid that I wished I could dig a very large hole and bury myself to be honest. The poor girl (very young and weighing much like me approximately 100lbs) was trying to cut the tree off her car with a hand saw, which was obviously seriously inadequate. "Wait" I said, (obviously trying to dig myself out of the massive hole that I had made for myself) let me get my husband and his chain saw. By the time I got the DH out there with the chain saw the poor girl had managed to get the big portion of the tree off the car and it was lying on the ground, which meant that DH just had to remove all of the tree and all of the limbs to our backyard and woodpile. Very sweet neighbor came out and told me she had spoken to her insurance company and they would deal with the damage due to "natural disaster" and was incredibly grateful that DH and I had removed the tree from her yard I said "it was our tree, therefore it was our responsibility". I shuffled back into the house with the mere shreds of my credibility intact and still wishing I had not said "excuse me ma'am". I will NEVER, EVER live that down, so long as I live, ever. My only hope now is that perhaps someone else has done something so monumentally stupid, perhaps? Maybe? Please?

I am guessing a redneck flanel dress and some matching shit kickers will be worn by Hellary in Her "Victory" speech in West Virginia. Corky will be there donning a Red Flanel shirt and bib overalls with matching shit kickers to complete the onsomble(Hey Noone accused Me of knowing how to spell words correctly.

Larry Mohr

Hey LBD I'll save You. Ever bet a friend that You could parachute off of a bridge with just a bedsheet?? Well I know of someone that did and landed face first on the ground and had to crawl home on their belly cause their legs were all sprained. At least You weren't THAT stupid. Of course said friend just HAD to tell the students when school resumed on that tuesday morning. (This happened on a saturday evening)

Larry Mohr

perhaps someone else has done something so monumentally stupid, perhaps? Maybe? Please?

Posted by Litlebritdifrnt

Or you could be Larry and get caught by another DR poster......

Oh,...never mind that would be to easy.

Why kick a dog when hes down.

I have a conscience you know.


rwd

Hey RightWingDon that is old news. If You have to resort to condemning someone using something that is old and has been regurgitated at least a few times already doesn't that make You pathetic?? If You have something CURRENT on Me then spew it. You won't find anything but at the very least can You be original in Your slams towards Me?? I mean REALLY.

Larry Mohr

Anybody seen or heard anything from OOHRAH since he did his tornado thread two days ago? The storms and tornados are still pretty bad in his area.

Yes Chris go to His thread He made a post a few hours ago. Said things are looking up for Him and that since the storm Hit He has turned in a Democratic Liberal and life is good. Ok I embellished a few points but You get the jist of it.

Larry Mohr

Posted by BetelG at 2008-05-11 08:49 PM

Johnson-
Like I said, "Johnson-
If it weren't for racism, you'd have no character at all."

Prove it some more, just for kicks.

I suspect that you think that you're making some sort of "point" based on a "program" that you have concealed in your own mind, describing the world and how it works, and your values. Your understandings are something you won't or can't share as you are unable to articulate them to your satisfaction. Or possibly they just don't make any sense to you when you evaluate your ideas.

Your abbreviated comments don't communicate why you think your observation has any merit or what that merit is.

You've been brainwashed to think that observing that racial differences exist is somehow "bad."

You are so vague and ambiguous in your statements that you don't even identify what "racism" is to you, so what you imply is "bad" is not identified. It's as if you and a coterie of similarly minded people have reached a consensus that you hold forth as indisputable. It is so ingrained for you that questioning your premises is quite disturbing for you on an emotional level. Avoidance of the questions regarding the authenticity and verity of your beliefs may be verboten to you, but it is within the purview of inquiring minds.

Do you deny that there are racial differences that developed throught the evolutionary process, or are you another bedfellow of those who subscribe to "Creationism" and "Young Earth" theory, denying evolution? You folks try to ridicule some fundamentalist religious beliefs, but then proceed to embrace them with your own denial of the consequences of evolutionary development.

Since you are even unwilling to declare if you believe or deny that there are racial differences, you acknowledge that you have an undeclared belief system that cannot withstand any scrutiny.

But that's okay BetelG, you're meeting expectations. Lefties recite their mantras, but are unable to coherently discuss the premises that underlie their beliefs and world views.

So keep your basic belief a secret whatever you do. Don't state if you believe or deny that there was parallel development of races worldwide and in every environment so that all races are "the same." Even little differences count, BetelG. Remember how much of our genome humans share with chimpanzees. Again, BetelG, are all races "the same," and is that belief system somehow sacred and indisputable, so that observing differences is sacrilege and henceforth "bad?"

Come on BetelG, declare that you are a believer, and that anyone who questions your "Holy Writ" is evil. Say Hallelujah.

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