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A major medical row will erupt this month when British scientists and health experts meet to discuss the controversial subject of marriages between cousins and their impact on health. Some researchers and politicians say inter-cousin unions, which are highly prevalent among British Pakistanis, have led to a striking rise in the incidence of rare recessive disorders, many of them fatal. "We give warnings about the dangers of smoking, drinking and taking drugs. It is now time that primary care trusts started doing the same for cousin marriages," said MP Ann Cryer.

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Will Rudy Giuliani provide expert-witness testimony?

Why don't we put a tattoo on every females ass that states, "warning: sex between members of the same family can result in birth defects and mental retardation".

Why don't we put a tattoo on every females ass that states, "warning: sex between members of the same family can result in birth defects and mental retardation".

Only if you'll consent to have it put in teensy-weensy letters on your dick.

O.K., but you'd have to abbreviate it.

;o)

I thought this was another Florida story.

In Florida it wouldn't be news.

"I thought this was another Florida story."

Posted by LetUsPrey

That's "When Siblings Marry."

Most families, or I guess all, converge at some point in history. Do they really know, joking aside, at what point the risk becomes apparent?

"Do they really know, joking aside, at what point the risk becomes apparent?"

Posted by Jawjaboy at 2008-05-11 12:14 PM

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You know what West Virginians call people who marry between cousins? Elitist Snobs

Jeezz Zatoichi, what the hell is that?

I hoped someone would recognize them.

Save the big one for me!

These are Hillary's "working, hard working" base.

Why do politicians hate science and medicine so much? Boggles the mind. I think we need to start requiring minimal science requirements for politicians in the world, instead of wondering what religion they are.

Will Rudy Giuliani provide expert-witness testimony?

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

He will testify right after doc.

Har-dee-har-dee-har

These guys really ought to take a course in genetics. Unless a man and woman share an X chromosome there's no foundation for their opinion. Even a brother and sister can be genetically unique.

Bring on the Boffins!


Save the big one for me!

Posted by Jawjaboy at 2008-05-11 12:20 PM


She looks like she could rock your world, Jawjaboy. hahaha

You know... I've had the displeasure of running into tens of dozens of Brits in my lifetime... and most of them are comparative morons. They take forever to get to the point, are often inarticulate and cover up for it by acting snooty and flip.

Fine ones to point fingers, they are. LOL

That being said, British-Paks.. almost all of them... moved from Pakistan to UK from small towns and villages in the 50's and 60s. The older generation lives with some kind of a siege mentality and has become insular. Cousin-marriages and sticking to one's clan are a sign of being insecure.

The history of cousin marriage in Pakistan (it doesn't happen all that much as it used to) has produced brilliant people (it often does produce superior brains). But it also has produced a higher incidence of blood disorders like Thalassemia.

Not so good.

And no... I'm a half-breed. So no cousins in my parentage. LOL

"She looks like she could rock your world, Jawjaboy. hahaha"

Not only that Chris, we could share the same jeans & razor!

I'm My Own Grandpa

Lyrics: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Music: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe

Played by Jerry Garcia with David Grisman

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]

AU

I remember that one and a great one for this thread. Funny song!

Put your fears at ease, Death's PUD, you can't marry your cousin, but you can still marry another dude.

Congratulations!

Didn't some rock drummer actually get into that situation?

CALIFCHRIS

That was the first song that came to mind when I saw the title of this thread.

On another note I hope your Mother's Day is filled with happy memories


AU :-)

PS CC

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The first cousin marriage causing problems bit is not supposed to surface until the third generation, so this problem that the Brits are having has been brought over from the old country.

Arabs engage in the same practice. It promotes family solidarity.

It has some positive aspects. How else are you going to breed suicide bombers?

Waiiiiiit a Second.....;

Adam and Eve had Cain and Able. And since they were the first humans on earth, and since Cain and Able took wives - WHO HAD TO BE THEIR SISTERS - Inter familial breeding is a CHRISTIAN TRAIT!

(which explains a lot!).

Didn't Elvis make a movie called "Kissing Cousins"?

If it's good enough for the King...

This is news for the Brits?

geez, they need to take a look at the Royal family.

Who gives a shit--

Is this just a coincidence that this is coming out at the same time Jenna Bushit is getting married?

Its called downs.

Imbreeding can lead to brain deficiencies:

www.ft.com

Like most people in Mingo County, West Virginia, Leonard Simpson is a lifelong Democrat. But given a choice between Barack Obama and John McCain in November, the 67-year-old retired coalminer would vote Republican.

"I heard that Obama is a Muslim and his wife's an atheist," said Mr Simpson, drawing on a cigarette outside the fire station in Williamson, a coalmining town of 3,400 people surrounded by lush wooded hillsides.

Why don't we put a tattoo on every females ass that states, "warning: sex between members of the same family can result in birth defects and mental retardation".

That would work if they knwe how to read, you give them too much credit.

We could do it in braille You know Member. But then again what would redneck hillbillies do at Family Reunions?? Isn't that a time to find the next suitor??

Larry Mohr

British-Paks marry their own cousins. Whites carry-on with their own daughters. LOL

news.bbc.co.uk

**** I'm a half-breed

Posted by Tosser *****

........you half-wit...........

........you half-wit...........


You American.

(I can't think of a worse insult on such short notice)

When Cousins Marry.....

You get a SpudDud(tm), a NULLandVOID, a FrankFreak55(tm) and a Redneckville.

When Cousins Marry

They begets LarRy.

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