With operation chaos winding down and being an unmitigated success its time to start preparing for the new mission "OPERATION CLUSTERFUCK". With I as its commanding general operation cluster fuck will be carried out like a CIA black bag job in Denver this summer of course.
Well without spilling the beans to the enemy here on the DR I can say unequivically that this will be our most interprising operation yet. A good time will be had by all or at least those working on operation cluster fuck.
Sorry Democrats for some reason I don't think you will appreciate the brilliance of operation cluster fuck. Although, your operatives will wonder why they didn't think of it first.
