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Orchids that mimic female wasps may not only waste the time of the male wasps they lure into spreading their pollen -- they also seduce them into wasting valuable sperm, Australian researchers reported on Wednesday. "Male pollinators can prefer orchids to real females, prematurely end a copulation with a real female to visit an orchid, or be unable to find real female mates among false orchid signals," the researchers wrote.

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And the flowers benefit twice -- getting help in their own reproduction, and perhaps indirectly producing more male pollinators in the process.

Some of the most exotic orchids are known to have evolved their convoluted shapes to attract insects, who unwittingly collect and transfer pollen as they try to mate with the flowers.

"The effect of deception on pollinators has been considered negligible, but we show that pollinators may suffer considerable costs," Anne Gaskett of Macquarie University in Sydney and colleagues reported.

"Insects pollinating Australian tongue orchids (Cryptostylis species) frequently ejaculate and waste copious sperm," they wrote in a report in The American Naturalist.

It is not harmless to the wasps, who may suffer more than an inconvenience. "Male pollinators can prefer orchids to real females, prematurely end a copulation with a real female to visit an orchid, or be unable to find real female mates among false orchid signals," the researchers wrote.

"Unquestionably, producing sperm, ejaculate, or seminal fluids is costly for many animals. The energetic demands of sperm production can result in reduced body mass, a shortened life span, or limited lifetime sperm production," they added.

But this arms race of sexual trickery works in more than one way for the flower. "We also show that orchid species provoking such extreme pollinator behavior have the highest pollination success," they added.

"How can deception persist, given the costs to pollinators?"

They found that the wasps who frequent these flowers are haplodiploid species. Like bees, ants and similar species, offspring produced by sexual unions are female, while females can also produce males asexually.

"Therefore, female insects deprived of matings by orchid deception could still produce male offspring, which may even enhance orchid pollination," the researchers wrote.

Gaskett's team examined flowers after wasps visited them and found the hoodwinked males did eventually learn their lesson.

"With experience, male Lissopimpla excelsa wasps become less likely to copulate with and pollinate sexually deceptive Cryptostylis orchids," they wrote.

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Maybe those wasps should stick to incest.

WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?

AP/Reuters--

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WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?

Posted by frankf55 at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM

Sad.

Debauchery! Debauchery! Raaawwwk!!

ShitsMe likes WASP sperm. You know, the kind of WASPs who go yachting and play tennis.

For Father's Day I plan on telling Mrs Oohrah that while orchids on the kitchen table might be nice, what I'd really like are tulips on my organ.

"For Father's Day I plan on telling Mrs Oohrah that while orchids on the kitchen table might be nice, what I'd really like are tulips on my organ.

Posted by OohRah"

Best get yerself a pair o' tap shoes.


WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?

Posted by frankf55 at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM | Reply

Must be Republicans

"Best get yerself a pair o' tap shoes." - DUMB

?

Wild Orchid?
Did somebody say Carre Otis?

No?

My bad.

And the flowers benefit twice -- getting help in their own reproduction, and perhaps indirectly producing more male pollinators in the process.

Precisely.

WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?
Posted by frankf55 at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM


All species react in this very same manner - all life everywhere. Where there is a "void" it will generally be filled to maximize efficient diversity - and it never ever stops. There is a recent thread exploring the rational for amoebic life to coat itself in minerals for space flight. Consider this a parallel for 10% homosexual population, %50 female, etc - we self-regulate a specific reproductive balance.

Overpopulation is typically the reaction to a decline in several other associated species, and it can even promote environmental collapse.

The reason honey bees are not over-producing females is because the agent destroying their organs isn't an attractor, but
an artificial disease-carrying parasite weapon probably engineered in Israel.

Happy birthday Israel - may it be your last.

what are the advantages? male wasps do not have to pay for dinner, listen to boring meaningless conversation and pay child support are the most common answers amongst polled wasps...

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