Just goes to show ya, you can still be born in a barn in Florida.

Maybe somebody should tell these morons that Harry Potter is a work of fiction.

wow

and they teach our children

How're you gonna keep them down on the farm, after they've seen The Devil's Toothpick?

Florida, Texas, it's all the same. Morons and idiots.

Maybe somebody should tell these morons that Harry Potter is a work of fiction.


Posted by dxlingr


As well as the Bible.

Uhm....

I'm speachless.

Is that even legal?

Not the wizardy. The Firing.

Some people enjoy going to the zoo to watch monkeys fling shit at each other. Why do that when you can go to Land 'O Lakes and watch stupid fucking morons do stupid shit!

These clowns get to vote too!

Lest we forget, Jesus was charged with Sorcery. Now they call it Wizardry. Don't these fools realize that they could be offending the Second Coming?

He's a witch! Burn him! Burn Him!

No, that would cause a lot of pollution and global warming.

www.youtube.com

she's a witch?

We used to burn'em, now one is runnin' for prez.

Tampa Bay's 10 talked to the assistant superintendent with the Pasco County School District who said it wasn't just the wizardry and that Picular had other performance issues, including "not following lesson plans" and allowing students to play on unapproved computers.

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So there's a bunch of unionized education bureaucrats on the one hand, and on the other a substitute teacher who would rather do magic tricks and let the kids play on the Internet than actually teach a class.

Hmmmm. Whom should I cheer for? Ah, who cares? Hopefully they just sue each other, and it goes on a long time.

And, as usual, nobody read the article.

No one was burned in Salem.
They were mostly hung.
And one guy was "pressed to death."

We used to burn'em, now one is runnin' for prez.

Posted by member2586
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Who's "we"? Are you a British subject?

I ask, because the Salem Witch Trials predated America.

"I ask, because the Salem Witch Trials predated America."

Posted by rightisright

No one was burned at Salem.

A lot of things predate America even thought they happened in the territory that would later become America. They were colonists, the colonists would later start a revolution and create this contry. We would not be a country without the those British subjects so that is why I say we.

Are you telling me you don't celebrate Thanksgiving because it was a bunch of Britich subjects who first ate with the Indians?

Sure I celelbrate Thanksgiving. But I don't use the first person plural to describe what happened on the Mayflower. Or the Protestant Reformation, the Renaissance, or the Exodus of the Jews.

Different strokes for different folks, though.

Show of hands: how many of you would have kept this guy on the job, after he didn't follow lesson plans, and let the kids play on the computers when he should've been teaching?

You folks are slipping. Did you notice the school's name? "Rushe Middle School." No doubt a vast right wing conspiracy headed by El Rushbo.

What? A Wizard? And they are just letting him get away like that?

Blasphemy!

Debauchery! Debauchery! Debauchery! Rawwwk!

Burn him!

I think we should demote Florida, who should henceforth be known as "Mississippi". And the state currently using that name can take Florida's.

"No one was burned at Salem.

Posted by Zatoichi"s

Hanging and "pressing", if I recall. Ah, the good ol' days

"Show of hands: how many of you would have kept this guy on the job, after he didn't follow lesson plans, and let the kids play on the computers when he should've been teaching?

Posted by rightisright"

What the hell else do you expect a sub to do??

"Hanging and "pressing", if I recall. Ah, the good ol' days"

Posted by Dumb_as_Rocks

Fist victim was named Sarah Goode, as I recall.

Wizardry? The freaking science class's have been teaching that stuff for years! Why complain now?

And the pressing wasn't for being a witch -- it was for contempt of court. Now THOSE are the good ole days!

Ahh, Giles Corey.

Wow. What stupidity.

Florida never ceases to amaze me.

Then of course there are the rightwingretards (tm) that defend the school district blindly.

Good job.

Florida - Jewish homeland.
Texas - Mexican homeland.

Mission accomplished.

Florida never ceases to amaze me.

Then of course there are the rightwingretards (tm) that defend the school district blindly.

Good job.

Posted by 726
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Not me!!

He should sue them, for the right to do his magic tricks and let the kids play on the computers. "Hey look! That cool sub has our class today! Whoo woo!! I wish our teacher was sick every day"

Never know--maybe he can get some overgrown adolescents like you on the jury, and he can win a lot of money from the most Democratic-leaning gropu in the south (teachers unions) and the most overpaid government bureaucracies anywhere (school administrators). Everyone wins!!