Global Warming.

Global Warming.

Posted by kerrin57


Something's warming....

Bush's fault...

Penguins got bush?

I thought seals ate penguins. Bush must have hade something to do with it.

Food fetish?

Bush's fault...

Posted by sawdust

Why? Does Bush like fucking penguins as well?

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Why would a seal want to fuck an animal that looks like Danny DeVito?

Is that Danny or Danni DeVito?

from the article

But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Plenty of them in the human species too.

Should the ACLU be involved here?

This kind of promiscuity can only be blamed on Blue State Liberals and their godless progressivism. What we need is more god in our schools and and our zoos and in nature too. -- Conservatives

Should the ACLU be involved here?

Posted by jonryker


Yes, Larry Craig has asked them to defend the seal.

no one cares

Did you see what the penguin was wearing? It was totally asking for it with that hot little tuxedo.

Yup, the Penquin was asking for it.

Nanc

So the penguin walks into the gas station and tells the owner " I think I just blew a seal".

FF for Jomama

Bush's fault...

Posted by sawdust

This "Bush's fault" shit is getting really tiring. Listen up: BUSH IS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. Did you read and understand that? Let me repeat, just in case:

BUSH IS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT.

Nothing you say or do or post on the internet can change that. If you voted for him, you showed poor judgment. Posting "Bush's fault" everywhere on the internet doesn't make you look witty, it just exposes you as one of the suckers who thought W. would actually do a good job.

Posting "Bush's fault" everywhere on the internet doesn't make you look witty, it just exposes you as one of the suckers who thought W. would actually do a good job.

Posted by Apocalypto

Don't you think we get tired of it from you too?

Maybe life with Heidi Klum isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Maybe life with Heidi Klum isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Maybe life with Heidi Klum isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Bush's fault.

That wouldn't happen to have been a NAVY Seal would it?


They DID say it was an "immature" male......

What makes you say Navy Seals are "immature"?

Posting "Bush's fault" everywhere on the internet doesn't make you look witty ....

Posted by Apocalypto at 2008-05-02 03:07 PM | Reply

No, but it does illustrate how Lefties have nothing original or thoughtful to add. By saying "Bush's fault" it takes away your entire post. And that's what pisses you off.

This "Bush's fault" shit is getting really tiring. Listen up: BUSH IS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. Did you read and understand that? Let me repeat, just in case.

Anybody who's posted on DR for longer than one week knows I'm no member of the GWB fan club but, really, do we have to bring up Bush in some "oversexed young male seal has the hots for lady penguins" story? There's a time and a place for politics - and Bushbashing -- and this thread isn't it. Give it a rest.

If you can find a reason why Vernon's dog is always trying to hump his leg, it would probably be a fair explanation of why the seal is sexing the penguin.

CalifChris, This forum been in decay

This pervesion in the animal kingdom has to stop!!!

Hahahahaha.

This thread is gold. :)