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FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

Every day's friday fer me.

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Could one of you dagos spare a clove or two outta your nostrils for our church spaghetti night?

--Obamaguru

Cookfish, don't look down your garlic nose at Obama's pastor. He's only a racist because that's how black pastors talk. You wouldn't understand because you're just a stupid guinea.

All of this talk reminds me of one of my favorite movies, and one of the most uncomfortable scenes in that movie:

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.

[Starts laughing, too]

Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

Then he shoots him...GREAT exchange between two of the better actors around.

Tarintino was one of the better screen-writers - a little crazy but brilliant.

True Romance?

Best scene in the entire flick.

Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper.

How odd. Spud was just talking about this scene the other day with me bro. Spud's take on the movie was that Christopher Walken kills Christian Slaters dad and Christian Slater gets away with Walkens money and that's supposed to be a happy ending? WTF?! If Slater killed Walken and then got away with the money. Oh Well, QT was just learnin' at that point and can't be faulted too much one supposes.

Be Well.

Funny video of a cowboy mumbler ordering fast food.

www.ebaumsworld.com

What is a "garlic nose" anyways?

Oh Well, QT was just learnin' at that point and can't be faulted too much one supposes.

Be Well.

Posted by dethspud


For critiquing True Romance and Quentin Terrantino, like you actually fucking know better, I hope you get a benign tumor in your leg... Nothing serious, nothing real... you'll be fine, but just something that wrecks your thoughts for a couple weeks...

Douchebag...

You're part eggplant, a-hole.


You're part eggplant, a-hole.

Posted by LetUsPrey


Not a drop of Italian in this guy... thankfully...

Let's do a DNA test, shall we?


Let's do a DNA test, shall we?

Posted by LetUsPrey


We shall not... We've traced our family back far enough that if an Organ Grinder or leaning tower maker happened to slip in hundreds of years ago its of no consequence now...

LET'S LIVEN THIS NOONER UP A BIT....

Wozzit?! Horsie was a legend in his own mind.........

Posted by dethspud at 2008-03-27 04:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

This may be the funniest thing anyone on the DR has ever heard this dumb mofo' SpudDud(tm) ever say. EVER!

Strewth

Be Swell

"Not a drop of Italian in this guy... thankfully..."


Or at least not since last night.

Ba boom ching

Resevoir Dogs: Great film.

Pulp Fiction: Great film.

Anything Tarantino's done since: At best; amusing.

The man's work peaked with his second film. Beyond that, he's been living off his reputation.

He's very good at dialogue and "comic book" situations, but his characters are often flat.

This may be the funniest thing anyone on the DR has ever heard this dumb mofo' SpudDud(tm) ever say. EVER!

Actually Wide-On (the human Tampon) it's prolly just the first one of Spud's jokes you ever managed to "get".

In point of fact it's not Spud's joke at all it's an ancient and decrepit old acorn that's been around ferever.

Still, ...baby steps in the right direction are not to be discouraged.

Go get yerself a cookie, RO.

You deserve it! There's a good lad.

Be Well.

No ya' stupid SpudDud(tm)you are the ONE that thinks you are a legend in your own mind. YOU'RE the ultimate joke.

TOLD YA' we'd get this Nooner going.

For critiquing True Romance and Quentin Terrantino

~Rob the Asshole

Wot the fuck is up with the Fightin' Righty mindset?

Can't criticise George Bush or American policy or apparently even QT or his films now?

And this chickenshit attitude is spewing forth from Rob? That's bloody rich, is that! Sorry dude, but relying on yer own brain is called thinking for yerself. Ya really oughta try it sometime. Expressing your opinion on a matter is a right not a privilege. Spud still contends that that was the stupidest ending of all time despite the great early dialogue in the flick and the decent performances. Spud'll prolly go to his grave with that opinion. Quentin Tarantino is allowed to try and change Spud's mind and so are you Wob. Trouble is you didn't provide a counter-argument you justimplied that criticising QT and TR went beyond the pale. Are you really so afraid of thinking fer yerself or are you merely being an unthinking dickwad, which is yer usual MO?

Resevoir Dogs: Great film.

Pulp Fiction: Great film.

Anything Tarantino's done since: At best; amusing.

~Rev. Darko

Largely true except fer Kill Bill which was superior to RD but not as good as PF.

Be Well.

I've got to disagree with you on that, Spud. I was pretty unimpressed with Kill Bill as a film. I'll admit, it was pretty good as a neo-Chop-Socky flick, but as anything more, it was pretty sadly lacking.

Hooray! news.yahoo.com

Proof that God Loves Seals.

Interesting that on today's DR the thread about Obama/Wright and the thread about LeBron looking like a gorilla have garnered nearly 300 posts between them. Yet the threads on critical news of the day - you know, the ones that involve actual critical stuff like death, destruction, mayhem, war, peace, and all that - don't seem to get much traction at all.

Oh yeah... and the nipple ring thing seems to have tickled a few fancies as well.

If you don't like it here.....

feel free to leave.

Sincerely,

RCADE

P.S. Start up your own blog.

Yeah Right,

RCADE

Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

I just got done watching Fitna. I really don't know what the muslims would be upset about - unless they think it was the jews dressed up in arab garb spewing the nonsense in the film. I think this should serve as a wake-up call to everyone that there are people in this world out to kill us. By supporting the Middle East with dolalrs for their oil, we only ensure more attacks will happen. I hope the US finally wises up and starts using alternative fuels so the Mid East can go back to becoming the giant shithole it has been for the last 2000 years. In short, everything in the film is entirely true and the US and Europe has been WAY to accomodating to a religion that is hellbent on the destruction of our way of life. I encourage everyone to watch this film.

"He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,"

Ow.

Interesting that on today's DR the thread about Obama/Wright and the thread about LeBron looking like a gorilla have garnered nearly 300 posts between them

When the leading candidate for the POTUS is caught in a blatant lie, you don't consider that news????

"He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,"

Hopefully-he'll get lots of splinters in his tallywhacker-get an infuckshun-and it'll fall off..

Why are you so horrifyingly unfunny? Why hasn't anyone that loves you told you to quit trying?...Oh, nevermind, dumb question.

"get an infuckshun"


sorry i cunt hear you i have an ear infuckshun give me a second while i finger shit out.

"When the leading candidate for the POTUS is caught in a blatant lie,..."

So you say. What I see is the posting and reposting of exactly the same rhetoric on various threads, each of which are but slight variations on the same theme.

What I haven't seen is even one solitary post showing a single example of a time that Obama gave an interview, made a speech, introduced legislation, championed a policy, or uttered a syllable indicating his own views were in any way separatist, racist, or anti-American.

So continue to leap to conclusions and pass judgments to your heart's content. That's all I really have to say on the topic.

what did michelle obama mean when she said avoid middleclassism? did she mean be poor, or an elitest rich bitch that hates white america?

I don't know what she meant but trust me, bein middle class ain't no bargain. You should see my tax bill...

If you thought Kill Bill was good, take a look at Ichi the Killer.

www.imdb.com

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