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Herb Peterson, who invented the ubiquitous Egg McMuffin as a way to introduce breakfast to McDonald's restaurants, has died, a Southern California McDonald's official said Wednesday. He was 89.

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Hilary related to Egg McMuffin King Herb Peterson. He made inflamatory comments about God and county and Hilary listened. OK not chastise Hillary for a month under the microscope analzing her patriotism and how she is unfit to be President due to her lying about all her experience. Come on now CNN, FOX go for it.

Anyone that orders the Egg McMuffin with ham as opposed to sausage patty is more than likely the ghey.

Ronald McDonald will not be able to attend the funeral as he is currently out of the country vacationing with Rush Limbaugh.

"Anyone that orders the Egg McMuffin with ham as opposed to sausage patty is more than likely the ghey."

Anybody who's not ghey would know that the Egg McMuffin ONLY comes with ham (Canadian Bacon, actually). If you want sausage you have to get a Sausage McMuffin with Egg.

Some people.

(AP) Local police departments have been on the look out for this man images.businessweek.com He was spotted leaving the scene.

Egg McMuffin Inventor Dies

I smell conspiracy.

Anybody who's not ghey would know that the Egg McMuffin ONLY comes with ham (Canadian Bacon, actually). If you want sausage you have to get a Sausage McMuffin with Egg.

Some people.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-03-27 09:00 AM | Reply


Anyone that knows that much about McDonald's breakfast is more than likely a fat fuck, or an employee.

"Anyone that knows that much about McDonald's breakfast..."

Or owns 7 franchises ;)

Or owns 7 franchises ;)

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-03-27 09:05 AM | Reply |

...and is a fat fuck.

Canadian Bacon was coined by americans. What do Canadians call canadian bacon?

Back bacon.

Two ghey fat fucks argue about which greasy "meat" goes between the bun.

"Two ghey fat fucks argue about which greasy "meat" goes between the bun."

And a third one joins in, titillated by the thought of anything going in between buns.

"And a third one joins in, titillated by the thought of anything going in between buns."
--SANANTONIOROGUE


I'd rather suck down a breakfast burrito. A little picante and a lot of sausage.

"What do Canadians call canadian bacon?"

Skin graphs for Canadian women.


Back bacon.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-03-27 09:11 AM | Reply


I wonder if the Mickey D's in Canada actually advertise it that way? I'm sure I've seen thousands of Canadian McD's commercials and I can't recall either way.
Hmm, perhaps the google will help.

I'd rather suck down a breakfast burrito. A little picante and a lot of sausage.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2008-03-27 09:18 AM | Reply


That's what I thought beetch. Now shut up and get back to sucking.
Sincerely,
Paco

Skin graphs? Really?

Really.

www.google.com

Just because you Google something doesn't make it correct.

It's skin grafts.


Just because you Google something doesn't make it correct.

It's skin grafts.

Posted by ness_gadol

Well, take that up with the sites that came up on the search, Dr. Gadol. See you in 6 months.

Another aids-related death. When will hamburglars start using protection?

Well, take that up with the sites that came up on the search, Dr. Gadol.

Why should I? It's not my fault they're as ignorant as you.

It is definitely not "skin graphs," no matter how many morons on google said the same thing.

Skin graphs? Tell me more.
-Larry

"I wonder if the Mickey D's in Canada actually advertise it that way?"

They serve loco moco in the islands.

Also, most of the people on google who used that term were morons on a message board somewhere, not doctors or journalists. You get 7,640 results for "skin graphs" and 341,000 for "skin grafts."

How many data points on a skin graph?

You get 7,640 results for "skin graphs" and 341,000 for "skin grafts."

Posted by JOE

How many for "skin graphts"?

Skin graphite? Isn't that what they make German pencils out of?

"How many for "skin graphts"?"

47.

Pomona


Skin graphite? Isn't that what they make German pencils out of?

Posted by Jomama

No, but it was commonly used in Afro-Sheen.

The egg mc and coffe are the only thing I'll buy at mcd's. Even then, it is probably less than once a year in an act of desperation.

The egg mc and coffe are the only thing I'll buy at mcd's.
Posted by goatman

It's not a bad hangover cure.

If I'm going to eat crappy fast food for breakfast, I'd much rather hit up Tudor's Biscuit World. Way, way, better than McDonalds.

Never had a McMuffin at Mcd's.

I do, however, like their fish filet once in a while.

Am I the only one on the retort that thinks Ness Gadol can be a pompus ass?

You really want a pomposity index here?

Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.



Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.


Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.



The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I either have to lay you or Jack off ."



"Could you jack off?" she says......"I feel like shit."


Am I the only one on the retort that thinks Ness Gadol can be a pompus ass?

Posted by _2112

His Mom does to, but she doesn't logon until after 5.

speaking of google.......

google the following and click " I'm feeling lucky" :

French military victories

"google the following and click " I'm feeling lucky" :

French military victories

Posted by Fredo_C at 2008-03-27 02:45 PM"

Ancient Flag.

Still here, huh softcore?

He was 89.

He obviously hardly ate at McDonald's, he would've been dead by 55.

How can you "invent" eggs and ham on a muffin?


How can you "invent" eggs and ham on a muffin?

Posted by Jomama

I think he invented the process. Or the little round thing they cook the egg in...

I was thinking more of "Eggs Benedict", but it's off to google for me.


I was thinking more of "Eggs Benedict", but it's off to google for me.

Posted by Jomama


Check out skin graph too.

"Herb Peterson, inventor of ham, was introduced to McDonalds after receiving a skin graph that indicated breakfast really is the most important meal of the day"

-Wikpedia

"skin graph"

Was it a bar chart or a pie chart?

"Would you like a pie chart with that?"

"skin graph"

Also useful for lampshades.

BWAHAHAHA Ness.....





























skin graph

What do Canadians call canadian bacon?

~101

Back bacon.

~SAR

You are correct, eh!

What do Canadians call American cheese?

Crap!

Thanx fer askin'!

Actually, we call it "processed cheese" but it's still crap.

As big an affront to real cheese as is Cheez Whiz or that Cheez that you spray out of a tube.

On Topic?

Herb Pederson is dead?

McRIP.

Be Well.

/Spud calls 'em eggamuffins fer some reason.

What do you call Chicken McNuggets made entirely of thigh meat?

(pay attention, Montecore)

What'd he die from, clogged arteries?

Am I the only one on the retort that thinks Ness Gadol can be a pompus ass?

Of course not. But you may be the only one to care enough to comment on it, sweet thang.

Anyone that orders the Egg McMuffin with ham as opposed to sausage patty is more than likely the ghey.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-03-27 08:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

Don't pretend you don't love a sausage fest.

Not as much as you, apparently.

Egg McMuffin Inventor Die

this was on CNN, too. What kind of a stupid-assed story is this? Who gives a fuck? I mean, other than his family...

Somebody actually had to "invent" fried egg on an english muffin??? And this is actually considered an achievement??? A McAchievement at best. How McPathetic.

also, you bunch o' McKnuckleheads - it's a skin graft.

This being said as the angry conventioneer finds out too late that the after-party location was moved from the Gold Room.

I just read that th egg mcmuffin is far better for you then the starbucks equivilant

Starbucks is bigger, therefore more calories.

This is his claim to fame? Eggs, meat and cheese combined with bread?

Vern, you could say the same thing about their hamburgers....how many billion served??????

I thought Gore invented the Egg McMuffin? ;o)


Murphy

I've eaten a few mcbarffins from that restaurant, its about 3 miles from my house. No drive up window so it sucks for a quick coffee. But the touristas like it.

Funny, this is usually what my parents and I do for breakfast on a race day. Stop at McPoison's and grab a few eggy sammiches before officiating.

I do have to agree. Honestly I think this guy just maybe gets credit for the marketing. I find it hard to believe someone didn't try this at home before he tried it in the FF joint.

Maybe if he had smoked more dope, he'd still be alive!

Dope afterall has medicinal qualities. Why, it's the veritable fountain of youth.

Stupid pot-heads!




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