I'm glad she is as fast with her feet as she is with her mouth. We gotta have her for our next president. She is a hero.

H-Bomb

That's funny.

What's the big deal. Democrats always lie, always have and always will!

"I couldn't not say hello to the girl waiting for me"

Nor, apparently, which she denied, to breezily say hello to many soldiers and pose with another large group of schoolchildren. If her memory is this bad, she is up there pre-Alzheimers with John McCain.

Oh That Was Funny As Hell !!!

-Sarge

Ha! Spud is LOL!!

Spud now awaits Corky to show up and explain that that wasn't a parody but God's honest truth!

Anybody notice the "experience project" ad alongside of that? Sez "Catch the hilarious SNL skit that even Hillary is talking about". Basically, it's an bald faced attempt by Camp ClintCo to use the unofficial 527 fer Hillary that is the current SNL season in order to get folks on board her bus.

Lorne Micheals is SUCH a dick.

SNL SOOOO sucks, ...except fer the Smiegel cartoons.

Be Well.

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mfixx,
Are you saying you are OK with all the lies W and Cheney, Condi, Rummy et al spew everytime they open their pie hole?

..............."" ...thunk, thunk, thunk....rounds were hitting the fuselage as the plane screeched to a halt.....

.....we did'nt have time to lower the ramp so I grabbed a bazooka and blow a hole in the side of the plane.....I jumped through the hole and sommersaulted onto the tarmac.......I had both .45's drawn and blasting away at the Terrorists on both sides of the tarmac.......

.......I killed so many that my guns were overheating so I had to go and strangle the last few Terrorists with my bare hands........

........that whore Monica was still huddled in the plane, surrounded by my Marine guards when I yelled "All Clear.....you can come out now you snivelling, whimpering whore and shake hands with these people we just brought democracy to..".......

........when Monica finished blowing the last of the Marines she came out from the plane and followed me down the receiving line......I brought her along cause I did'nt want her fucking Bill while I was out of the country.....he's such a dog, he's probably porking his 72 year old secretary right now.........

.........and thats just how it happened.........

.........honest..........Hilla ry........

and people still wanna vote for this woman?

The part where she blasts the terrorist under the tank is pure gold! Hillary-ous!!!!!

Rush wants ya to vote for her.

"Ah, yes, Bosnia...I remember it well. It was a dark and stormy night, the sun high in the sky, as our plane---gutshot by a lucky nuclear harpoon shot from a SAM site---twisted like a corkscrew in the sky, the heat burning the glazing off the windows, the sleet blasting against our skins as we evaded snoopers' fire, rayguns blasting across our paths, phasers clutched in our hands set three clicks above 'stun.' Did I forget to mention that this took place at 3 a.m. on Day-1 and the telephone was ringing off the hook? Yeah! That's the ticket!"

Are you saying you are OK with all the lies W and Cheney, Condi, Rummy et al spew everytime they open their pie hole?

Posted by oldwhiskeysour

AND THEY ARE?

Funny for ski

Chelsea remembers it was a Really Bad Hair Day

I can honestly say I have zero faith in any of our public officials if you dig deep enough they all stink.

Viva Le revolution!

Spud, please --- no more pics of Chelsea. My mama brought me up not to make fun of ugly people, so I'll just leave this retort at: The best hair in the world would be wasted on a hill/bill spawn

What's the big deal. Democrats always lie, always have and always will!

Posted by Mfixx

Lets not even get started on George W Bush's whoppers.

If you want to have that debate I'll be happy to post several videos of them.

You were gullible enough to believe him. Many of us were not.

Why does Bosnian Sniper-Fire Hate Hillary so much?

Typical Clinton lieing bullshit.
It's been said that she's suffering from illusions of grandeur for quite some time.

Just like the BITCH just happened to be in the White House during the Monica debacle.
Of course she was there...the BITCH and Bill had a little threesome going with Monica...

What gets me is why everyone is so quick to assume that she is an innocent housewife!!!

She is a LATENT dyke, and even Bill said so. Remember how he always said "I wish I could get the women that Hillary does".

Elect this deranged PIGLET, and you might as well say "Good-bye USA"...

"Remember how he always said "I wish I could get the women that Hillary does"."

No.

Perhaps you can provide a link to "Bill" saying that.

Or do you consider "lieing bullshit" okay... as long as you're the one lying.

Hans

Spud's favorite part of this latest "Hillary mispeaks" debacle?

When it came time to fess up to her lies, her gross exagerations of her much vaunted "experience, she berated the press for being too hard on her...

I went to 80 countries, you know. I gave contemporaneous accounts, I wrote about a lot of this in my book. You know, I think that, a minor blip, you know, if I said something that, you know, I say a lot of things -- millions of words a day -- so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement," she said.

Anybody catch that?

Right in the middle of her mea culpa she made ANOTHER gross exageration.

Million of words, Helldawg?

Wot a lying biatch you are!

Be Well.

Wow, I don't remember seeing that video. She was right in the middle of a fire fight and she just ignored it! And how about the way she shot the enemy? She should get a silver star or something. I'll bet John McCain was never that cool under fire.

I'm writing a new political song called 'The Pinnochio Polka"

I may throw a line in there,

"I saved Private Ryan and won you World War 2....."

What hillary doesn't realize is that she could gain so much respect if she just came out and said, "That was a lie. I admit I made it up because it was a good sound bite on the campaign trail. However, I don't want to put a spin on it like 'I was tired' because I know the American people are too smart to believe it and it would be disingeneous on my part. I also realize that if I gave a weak unbelievable excuse, the American people would question anything else I spoke of.

I lied and I ask your forgiveness"

Why can't she do that? I've a feeling I would not be the only one who would give her credit and a little more respect.

Why can't she do that? I've a feeling I would not be the only one who would give her credit and a little more respect.

Sorry but no credit will be given from this end.

Now how can we trust her to be telling the truth about anything. It clearly indicates that she will say and do anything to get what she wants. Maybe even create her own intelligence agency to feed the information she wants.

Now how can we trust her to be telling the truth about anything.

You are right. At this stage in the game an admission of a falsehood is too little too late. But in a general sense: If a pol, in the passion of the moment makes some absurd claim, why doesn't he recant it and promise it'll never happen again? To me that says a lot more about integrity than spinning an unbelievable lie.

Goat,

I understand what you are trying to say. For me the only empathy I will feel is that at least she is trying to capture some kind of ethical and moral character back into her life.

Integrity will be lost for good though, no one would want to give such question to running our country, just asking for trouble.

I think her prime time is going to come to an end.

What's the big deal. Democrats always lie, always have and always will!

Posted by Mfixx

Ha ha ha! You're funny.

"What's the big deal. Democrats always lie, always have and always will!"

Posted by Mfixx at 2008-03-26 01:08 PM"

For as we all know, republicans are paragons of "truthiness." You know, like "I am not a crook," by Richard Nixon.

Or, "Saddam Hussein and people like him were very much involved in 9/11," Rep. Robin Hayes, R-NC.

Hans

Or, "I did not have sex with that woman," or
"How did that cash get in MY freezer?," or
"I didn't know my preacher hated America so much, even after I attended his church for 20 years."

"I didn't know my preacher hated America so much, even after I attended his church for 20 years."

Naturally, cookfish, you have a link for this particular quote.

Or did you just lie?

Hans

"How did that cash get in MY freezer?"

Naturally, cookfish, you have a link for this particular quote.

Or did you just lie?

Hans

You are a sad bald old man with no sense of humor, Hans. What happened? Did your hair desert you when it realized what a boring turd it was attached to?

Interesting that cookfish is trying to defend hillary and her lying by justifying it through the character bashing of others.

I guess responsibility is deemed OK if others have done it.

"Where the fuck did all of these mexicans come from?"
-Davey Crocket



"Oh snap!"
-Congressional Black Caucus

Actually, Moneywar, I was implying that all Democrats lie, and that Hans is a crotchless mole with no life. I guess the synapse between your eyes and your brain is clogged with shit again, which happens as you get older.

"Where the fuck did all of these mexicans come from?"
-Davey Crocket

"Oh snap!"
-Congressional Black Caucus

Naturally, 101, you have a link for this particular quote.

Or did you just lie?

Hey, this is all I have, ok?

Hans

"You are a sad bald old man with no sense of humor, Hans."

I resemble the "bald old man" part. But "sad" and "no sense of humor"? Hardly. I'm laughing at you even as I type.

"What happened?

Yeah! What happened to the links I requested? You know, for the verbatim quotes you indicated were spoken.

Or did you just lie?

"Did your hair desert you when it realized what a boring turd it was attached to?"

It is always fun to watch people attempt to insult others. Especially with "taunts" which just might very well apply to many on their own side of the aisle. You know, their allies. Makes this bald old man LOL!!!

Hans

"Interesting that cookfish is trying to defend hillary and her lying by justifying it through the character bashing of others."

Agreed, Moneywar. Very interesting.

Hans

In other words, Hans, you just proved my point with that weak shit. That was sad. It is always fun to see who is capable of a decent retort, and who is just a one-trick pony that can only dig up old quotes out of context. Sad, bald, old, and embarrassing is no way to go through the last 10 years of your life, you poor thing. Hey - maybe you should try internet radio! Briwo and The Baldy Show!

"I did not inhale that cigar through my ginar!"
Sincerely,
Monica


"Shucksch, i like it when you charge me to schuck my penish"
Shinsherely,
Barney Frank

"dig up old quotes out of context."

You mean the quotes with links?

And, speaking of, where are the links for the quotes you claimed were verbatim?

Hans

SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE DODGED SNIPER FIRE IN IRAQ -SHE SURE IS DANCIN AROUND A LOT OF IT HERE--WELL EARNED I MIGHT ADD
JASMAN

The Clintons just naturally assume that the American people think they are "god-like" and anything & everything they say is the truth...Haha What a joke!! The BITCH said that she "mis-spoke"---if that was a Republican, you'd be hearing about it for years to come. The communist-controlled news media in the US will lead to the downfall of the US, and the fools can't fathom that when they finally do bring down this country, they will be the first to be lined up and shot...