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This could make for one odd family reunion: Barack Obama is a distant cousin of actor Brad Pitt, and Hillary Rodham Clinton is related to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie.

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Four of my least favorite people. And until now, it wouldn't have occurred to me that it was genetics.


Six degrees of separation

One big melting pot.

I say get rid of all affirmative action.

just two more good reasons to vote for neither!

woot!

jennifer aniston for potus!

jennifer aniston for potus!

Thanks, Nanc. She's my lustbunny. I just got a chubby seeing her name in print. Without an SO here, I have to -- *ahem* -- go take care of some business

http:// www.jenniferanniston.com

ooops that wasn't supposed to appear here!

[Jennifer Aniston's] my lustbunny. I just got a chubby seeing her name in print. Without an SO here, I have to -- *ahem* -- go take care of some business.

The Horny Goat



Here, you can print one of these photos out and hold on to it with your other hand. (grin)

Jennifer Aniston

I say get rid of all affirmative action.

Posted by Unclesam


Of course you do. Then of course there were never any national and state laws enacted to make sure your people were 2nd class citizens.

Payback's a bitch.

Here, you can print one of these photos out and hold on to it with your other hand. (grin)

Jennifer Aniston

Posted by CalifChris


Thanks CC. I never thought she was that hot, but damn, she's got a nice rack.

Looks natural too.

Spud has heard Obama speak about his cousin Dick Cheney before but this is the first time I've heard about Barack's connection to Winston Churchill, that purely rawks. Robert E Lee, as well? Okay that's some irony points, right there!

Hillary is related to both Camilla Porker Bowels and Celine Dion? Blech, just blech.

John McCain is so old he doesn't have any distant relatives other than dinosaurs?

Be Well.

Funny, Pitt doesn't look it.

Dumbest headline yet.

wow and to think McCain is Moses' older brother.

wow and to think McCain is Moses' older brother.


I like to refer to him as 'McCane'.

just two more good reasons to vote for neither!

As if you were ever going to vote for anyone not wholly endorsed by the GOP...

But why don't you like Jolie? She travels the world on humanitarian crusades. Gives her time, money, and home to those less fortunate. Has a family made up of orphaned children from all corners of the globe. Oh yeah, and she is smokin' hot.

Jealousy perhaps? Remember what your war-god has to say about envy, nanc.

cause nanc is a typical republican idiot, jolie lives the christian value of charity and is considered a whacko

Wow, and both Clinton and Obama are related to the Pitt-Jolie baby. All one big happy family.

How many degrees of separation is that?

Will there be ribs at the family reunion?

-BO

Now we know where she gets those big lips from.

Posted by r8rh8r at 2008-03-26 09:48 AM

But why don't you like Jolie? She travels the world on humanitarian crusades. Gives her time, money, and home to those less fortunate. Has a family made up of orphaned children from all corners of the globe.

Doesn't her father claims she's a lunatic? Is she a disturbed person into so many activities to keep from confronting the disordered world that confounds her?

She does adopt, but I haven't seen her in any situation where she seems to be maternal. I wonder if the kids are just props.

With her travels in representative capacities, just what does she do with her children?

I suspect that her husband must be having second and third thoughts. He was supposed to have left Aniston because she refused to have children and Jolie gathers children and bore him one, and is supposedly pregnant again.

Oh yeah, and she is smokin' hot.

She was, but unfortunately she's going to pot at a relatively young age.


Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-03-26 10:38 AM

Now we know where she gets those big lips from.

There, that was lips for $1, Miss Jolie.

Now do you want to go for hips for $2?

Visions of things to come.

Look at your "cousin," Hillary and know that "prodigious" hips also run in the family.


Free Association: Lips. Lewinsky. Blow jobs. Jolie. Hillary. Which member of the set does not belong?

Last night I found out that Hillary and I are related. I've known I was related to Madonna since I was a kid, but I didn't know that Hillary was as well.

I came close to shooting beer through my nose with that little tidbit of info.

So Brad Pitt is a Muslim?

r8 - the bible states to not boast of what charity you do and to not let one hand know what the other is doing - jolie is a freak. they're like, "hey everybody look at me - look at all the good things i do!"

she was instrumental in the marriage break up of brad pitt and jennifer aniston. although i know if a marriage is good, this will not happen.

i can dislike whomever i please - just another great thing about being me. and you can dislike me so the world goes round.

Yeah, that Bible. Wow.

r8 - the bible states...

You're pathetic. After your bible lesson on charity, you go on to JUDGE--thou shalt not what?--Jolie for quotes she never said!!! You just made that up!! Thou shalt not lie.

Then you make a completely fabricated observance of a relationship between two people you have never met, ever. Adjoined by disclaimer making your point (really a lack of a point) moot.

i can dislike whomever i please

Actually, no. You can't dislike whomever you please, and call yourself a "christian". It is disgusting how you can justify your actions with "what the bible says" on minute, then completely ignore its' teachings the next. Your a hypocrite, and that is one of your better qualities.

Jolie is better than you. She gives more than you. She judges less than you. She loves more than you. She is for damned sure better looking than you. She is happier than you. She is more successful than you. She is smarter than you (not saying alot). She is more loved than you.

That is why you don't like her. Green is thou colour.



you really should stop this obsession you have with me, r8 - you don't know what we give, nor do you know what i look like or how happy i am or how well-loved i am - you really should seek professional attention for this.

honestly, i've read the hatred you spew towards people you know nothing personally about.

jolie is a showtart - that's all - it's pure posture.

r8 - are you a cyberstalker? you exhibit all the signs.

you aren't this guy, r u r8? you just seem a mite bit overzealous...just sayin'...

r8 - are you a cyberstalker?

I suffer no fool softly, fool.

Wassa matter, don't like people exposing your hypocrisy/idiocy?

Tough.

or maybe this one?

there is help 4 u!

you don't know what we give, nor do you know what i look like or how happy i am or how well-loved i am -


i think we can all safely assume you are an ugly, hatefilled, selfish, meanspirited prig incapable of feeling love or being loved.

Obama is trying to run away from his Muslim and Black heritage --- who knows we might discover he is related to George Washington.

"i think we can all safely assume you are an ugly, hatefilled, selfish, meanspirited prig incapable of feeling love or being loved.

Posted by truthhurts at 2008-03-26 01:00 PM | Reply | Flag:"

ugly - nope.

hatefilled - nope.

selfish - nope.

meanspirited - sometimes.

feeling/being loved - every second of every day!

you know nothing about me, but it's good to see that r8 has reinforcements. funny thing, you exhibit EVERYTHING you accuse me of. but, you'll never see it.

hypocrite.

i've read the hatred you spew towards people you know nothing personally about.

you know nothing about me


Ahh, but we do. In fact we know more about you to make a judgment of your personality than you do about Jolie. You post here constantly, she doesn't.

"liar" and "hypocrite" in regards to you is not name-calling, it is truth-calling. We are stating the obvious, and we have ample evidence to back it up. You provide it daily. The scorn you receive you bring on yourself. Don't get upset with us because we call a duck a duck; stop quacking.

Don't get upset with us because we call a duck a duck; stop quacking.

Posted by r8rh8r

Who's us, you obsessed fuck?

The two people she is addressing, neither of which are you.

Keep up with the thread or stfu.

state how i've been a liar and a hypocrite or you stfu!

are people you badger supposed to rollover and cry? you think you can bully good people and we'll just take it? you are a very misguided individual - i didn't attack you and never have, yet you find every avenue to attack me.

sure glad this wasn't a post on the virtues of asparagus over a filet mignon.

hypocrite.


The two people she is addressing, neither of which are you.

Keep up with the thread or stfu.

Posted by r8rh8r

You and Truthhurts? Then you meant the two retards she's addressing, waterhead.

r8 - the bible states to not boast of what charity you do and to not let one hand know what the other is doing - jolie is a freak. they're like, "hey everybody look at me - look at all the good things i do!"


judge not lest ye be judged.

Condemning someone,calling them a freak, for opening their homes and lives to a poor child is at a minimum unchristian.


my children have stared down arseholes their entire lives for what they believe in and have been bullied, called names and you name it - they have no fear - they are christians.

Posted by nanc at 2008-03-25 11:11 PM | Reply


and here once again you fail to understand the meaning of christianity.

a. you brag about your child's supposed qualities

b. forget jesus' teaching on love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek, etc.

but keep on hating that is the christian thing to do


who would jesus call a freak or a arsehole

but keep on hating that is the christian thing to do

You should be around when she starts speaking in tongues praying for her war-god to kill palestinian children out of revenge.

And don't forget her 'financial advice' of buying cars on credit, refinancing them several times, and making a profit at the end!
What a racquet, huh?
Who says the borrower is slave to the lender?

r u and r8 the same person? or do you just tag team the ladies in the house?

i could never pretend to put myself on a par with Yeshua. and, i don't - it is y'all who do that.

i NEVER said i was a nice christian. not once.

if i didn't know r8 was an arsehole, that would mean i wasn't being judgmental - everyone is or they wouldn't be able to make the choices they make.

as for my children - we don't know what great thing we've EVER done to deserve such good and righteous children - there are some out there and we were fortunate enough to get two of them. i'm sure you don't like to think it could have anything to do with parenting?

i NEVER said i was a nice christian. not once.


then you are a hypocrite, you are NOT a christian, or at least one in name onlyl

that's not your call.

correct, but i can call a spade a spade, since I am not a christian i have not problme with the judging other people thing

Nanc! Get in the kitchen, now! Your special son lit the cat on fire! Again!

"correct, but i can call a spade a spade"

That's racist.

"That's racist.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-03-26 08:03 PM"

No, it's not. You would know that if you had done the spade work necessary to recognize racism. So put on your black hat, and take a walk on the dark side.

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