........bloody good show .....old boy........

F**k Matt Drudge. Prince Harry and the guys who serve with him are now in much more danger thanks to that pissant Drudge. He obviously thinks a "scoop" is more important than the lives of the brave soldiers serving in both Afghanistan and Iraq he is beneath contempt.

PS) Kick Ass Harry.

He's got nothing else to do.

It is refreshing to see that some of the ruling class beleiving that they have a duty to serve their nation.

Just like here in America.

Prince Harry and the guys who serve with him are now in much more danger thanks to that pissant Drudge.

British soldiers are always afraid of danger. as are brits in general... it's from not having any guns

Fuck Matt Drudge with a stick till he bleeds out.

There's a joke in Britain how a Royal should always try for "an heir and a spare".

Harry is that spare and thus is allowed to go where he brother wasn't.

Hopefully he does his job with honour and returns safely.

Calling Matt Drudge a journalist is like calling the National Enquirer America's official Document of Record.

...only dumber.

Be Well.

/Wow, Spud just agreed with Li'l Brit on sommat.
//Small world, innit?

Robustpierre = another pissant who is beneath contempt.

if you dont want danger dont go to war.

Last fall Harry announced that he would be going to Afghanistain. That's no secret. And there's nothing in the article that says where he is, or how he can be identified.

Officers in combat don't even wear rank insignia, to prevent snipers from picking off the chain of command.

I realize that when creeps like LittleBitchDiffnt can't screech about Bush then Matt Drudge is an easy substitute. But there's really nothing to this story..

If you want to screech about a journalist who betrays his country, look atMike Wallace. He's said that if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. .
.
Wallace also went along with domestic terrorists who attacked Minutemn Missile sites in Missouri. He's a piece of filth.

"He's said that if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."


Is that true?

Can I see where he said that?

"British soldiers are always afraid of danger. as are brits in general."

Sorry to you Brits out there, that is how some Americans thank your country for fighting along side our military in Afghanistan and Iraq. The soldiers y'all lost and the one's who have been harmed are subjects for ridicule by some people who I am ashamed to call Americans. Please don't think all of us feel that way.

"I realize that when creeps like LittleBitchDiffnt can't screech about Bush then Matt Drudge is an easy substitute."

Are you on Drugs? Have you ever actually read anything I have posted about the troops and the war on terror?

Obviously not. Never mind.

Danni - I know that his opinion is that of a very stupid minority. I appreciate your kind words.

Like the t-shirt I wore during Desert Storm, which had intertwined US and UK flags.

"These colours don't run"

"He's said that if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."



And if it were the other way around, and the US forces were going to slaughter an enemy force should the answer be any different?

Should civilian reporters embedded in our military units warn the opposition out of the respect for human life?

Or is one human life worth more than another?

"...is one human life worth more than another?"

Yes.

And if it were the other way around, and the US forces were going to slaughter an enemy force should the answer be any different?

Posted by 726 at 2008-02-28 04:09 PM | Reply

Yes, it's different. A journalist is an American first.

And Mike Wallace is neither.

Vernon or 726-
I just want to see where Wallace said it.

"He's said that if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."

Where did he say that?

Or is one human life worth more than another?

----

Depends on the situation and who's deciding. If you could only save one person, would it be your loved one or a stranger?

I would chose my loved one.

It is refreshing to see that some of the ruling class beleiving that they have a duty to serve their nation.

Just like here in America.

Posted by 726

Yes thank you Mr McCain for your service..

and thank you Mr Obama..oh wait.. he is only SELF SERVING

Really, I want to know.
Where did Wallace say that, "if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."

'cause if he said it, I want to know.

Really, I want to know.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 04:37 PM | Reply

I read it 20 years ago, maybe in a Playboy interview. I don't know if the interview in online somewhere, but I'll poke around.

Vern-
You stated it as fact, but it's just maybe something you "read" in Playboy twenty years ago?

Or something like that?

Vernon-
I'd like to hear where Wallace said " "if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."

...and not what someone said he said.

If I wanted that, you'd do.

Who was the only journalist to get kicked out of Iraq for revealing troop positions?

That's right Geraldo Rivera.

Posted by dethspud at 2008-02-28 04:25 PM | Reply

Rivera was rightly ejected from Iraq. And I agree that most journalists are worthless and lazy. I work in the business: 90% of what you read and see on the 'news' is written by PR flacks. Reporters just recycle it.

And who cares what network Geraldo worked for? You are trying to insinuate something that's not there. If he were still working for ABC he would have done the same thing. Geraldo only works for himself.

Now that I'v agreed with Spud I need to find some mouthwash.

Now that I'v agreed with Spud I need to find some mouthwash

Ewww, Vern agreed with Spud!!!

Now Spud feels unclean and must shower with bleach.

Blech, just blech.

Be Well.

"90% of what you read and see on the 'news' is written by PR flacks. Reporters just recycle it."

I guess that makes you a "reporter".

I would like to ask Wallace the following:

"If a soldier saw someone throw a grenade in your path should he try and save you or dive for cover and let the tape roll?"

Little-
I'd kinda like to see a quote from Wallace stating what Vernon said he stated before I make an ass of myself.
You disagree..

I guess that makes you a "reporter".

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 04:59 PM | Reply

I'm the other 10%

before I make an ass of myself.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 05:03 PM | Reply

You are an ass. Go up and read my 4:51 post. Ass.

BetelG. Vernon posted the quote at 4:51 as well as a link. That is why I posted my "question" to Wallace.

Also Wallace had advance knowledge that domestic terorists were going to vandalize Minuteman missile sites in Missouri. Rather than report it, he went with them and taped them in action.

Have you ever actually read anything I have posted about the troops and the war on terror?

Posted by Litlebritdifrnt at 2008-02-28 04:02 PM | Reply

My mistake. I apologize.

Little-
This is a "quote"?: "Eventually, the moderator agreed to open the floor to questions and turned first to a reporter from INSIGHT, who cited controversial remarks Wallace made at an earlier "ethics roundtable." Back in the 1980s, a moderator asked a panel of newsmen, including Wallace, what they would do if they were traveling with and covering enemy forces and realized U.S. troops were walking into a deadly ambush.

"Another panelist, ABC's Peter Jennings, initially said he would try to warn the troops, but the scrappy Wallace disagreed, insisting that his duty as a reporter would outweigh his sentiments as an American. Jennings quickly came around, but U.S. military personnel both on and off that roundtable expressed outrage at the Wallace remarks."

Sorry. It's not a quote of what Wallace said regarding "if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."

It's an interpretation of it, in the words of another.

But you have this, "Also Wallace had advance knowledge that domestic terorists were going to vandalize Minuteman missile sites in Missouri.", which I'm sure you can't substantiate with more than third-hand gossip either.

Ain't the internets a treasure-filled land of candy for the stupid?

Certainly showing far more courage and character than most of our politicians & their military age progeny.

The Queen had to intercede for Andrew to fight in the Falklands war - as the military was blocking his doing so. Likely the same scenario here.

If he's with the Gurka's he had no worries - they are incredible soldiers.

Wallace disagreed, insisting that his duty as a reporter would outweigh his sentiments as an American.

It's an interpretation of it, in the words of another.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 05:20 PM | Reply

Sorry loser, you are proven wrong and now are trying to find a way out. There's probably a transcript somewhere if you dig around. Wallace will die soon, and I'm sure this clip will show up on some retrospective.

As for the Minuteman missile stuff, I was there, covering it for a local newspaper. I interviewed the terrorists, the wing commander, the chief of security and Wallace. So much for 'third hand gossip.'

You can do your own research if you care. Do a Nexus search, like I have to. The Kansas City Star did a good job of covering it.

The terrorist group was known as Plowshares (they may still be in prison). The missile site was named November 15, just west of Warrensburg. The missile was part of Whiteman Air Force Base.

Ain't the internets a treasure-filled land of candy for the stupid?

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 05:23 PM | Reply

I'm glad you are keeping yourself amused.

Good for Harry--He'll be home in time for spring break.

What's hypocritical is that the NYT blows national security secrets all the time and most here on the DR thinks it's fine and dandy.

Data mining, financial banking to track the terrorists, name a secret that the NYT doesn't blow.


Murphy

Vernon or 726-
I just want to see where Wallace said it.

Posted by BetelG a

Use the google. I did.

It was part of some interview where a hypothetical question was asked about North Korea.

Of course Vern is over reacting. But it takes so little to get a bushbot agitated these days.

"...is one human life worth more than another?"

Yes.

Posted by NappyHeadedHo


Thanks for pointing out where you stand in the chain.

Yes thank you Mr McCain for your service..

Posted by Legio


Yes, and Mr. Keating thanks him too.

Opinion - actually that was the silver lining for me in all of the articles, the pictures of Harry with his Gurkha "minders" :D They are a truly amazing people and almost unbeatable soldiers. I had the pleasure of serving with them in Hong Kong and they truly are a delight to be around, until you get them riled that is. :D

Vernon

"My mistake. I apologize."

Graciously offered and accepted.

Vernon:

You're a little behind on your disinformation. There was a public statement that Harry wouldn't be going, because of the danger to his mates, and then they let him go in secret, with this press embargo.

The idea was to let Harry do what he wanted to do (and ain't it nice when this world's privileged want to do something real for a change), without endangering others overmuch.

So far as your "no identifying info" claim is concerned- um, Harry has one of the most famous faces on this planet, as well as red hair, never the most common sight in the Middle East. That's in addition to insurgent Websites that were carrying his picture when it was announced the first time that he'd be going.

They'll likely have to cut his tour short now and bring him back, for the safety of his mates. Fucking Bild reporter ought to sent over there in his place, with a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Hate Muslims".

Vernon-
re: "There's probably a transcript somewhere if you dig around."

I'm sure there is, and it would be honorable if you would provide it.

726-
re: "Use the google. I did.

It was part of some interview where a hypothetical question was asked about North Korea."

Yeah. I still haven't seen a quote from Wallace.

"Sorry loser, you are proven wrong and now are trying to find a way out. There's probably a transcript somewhere if you dig around. Wallace will die soon, and I'm sure this clip will show up on some retrospective."

Interpretation: I can't back my bullshit, but I'm sure it's true and one day someone else will make you look stupid.

Fox is reporting this evening that the big wigs are pulling Harry out due to the media exposure. Hope you are proud Drudge, f**king asshole.

MTW - couldn't agree more with your comments.

Lord knows that the founding fathers never meant to upset the English "big wigs" with their silly laws.

Still waiting on the quote from Wallace...

Data mining, financial banking to track the terrorists, name a secret that the NYT doesn't blow.


Murphy

That Iraq didn't have WMDs?

It's probably a good thing Harry had his chance. If he's going to stay in the military (what else has he got to do) no one can question his willingness to serve.

Little Brit-
I'm sure the First Amendment must seem awfully pretentious to your royal ear, but we kinda kicked your ass for it, so blow off.

You know what pisses me off the most about this whole story? The fact that if Harry had NOT gone then the whatever (left, anti war, code pink) gang would have been on here saying such shit as "if he can't handle it he shouldn't have joined up" "he knew when he joined up he would be going to war and now he gets Grandma to help him" "oh its okay for the children of the poor to go to war but not the rich/monarchy/upper class" but the fact that Harry has done the honorable thing and has CHOSEN to serve on the front line has resulted in the idiot press screwing it up for him. Oh, and for anyone who thinks he didn't CHOOSE to do this is delusional. It is similar to two stories I saw just this evening, one guy wins a million on the lottery and chooses to go back to Iraq, another guy, a gunnery sergeant who lost a leg in his last tour is the first amputee to go back to Iraq with a prosthetic, he CHOSE to go back. There has to be something said for that. These people are doing what they believe in. Whatever your thoughts on the war you cannot belittle that kind of committment. I would hope to my god that I wake up every morning and rise with that kind of committment in my heart to the job I am doing.

Betelg - I am absolutely delighted that you have the right to endanger people in a war zone, I am sure you are too by your obvious glee. You can't shout fire in a crowded theatre but you know, what do I know?

You do know that a large amount of your laws derive from English common law don't you? I mean you do know that don't you?

"I am absolutely delighted that you have the right to endanger people in a war zone, I am sure you are too by your obvious glee. You can't shout fire in a crowded theatre but you know, what do I know? "

I'm sure the Prince's head is heavy...

We don't have the burden of the royals. We do have the burden of a free press.

Go figure.

Apparently getting a lead is more important to you than the safety of troops in combat.

Those are the kinds of values we should all aspire to. What a bottom feeder.

Not only did you endanger Harry, but anyone around him...what a prize it would be for Qaeda to knock him off.

Journalistic ethics. You obviously have none. Behind the first amendment anyone can see you have no clothes.

Apparently, serving in combat is more important than the lives you risk by doing so.

I'm sure there is, and it would be honorable if you would provide it.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 07:31 PM | Reply

Do your own fucking homework.
-------
Yeah. I still haven't seen a quote from Wallace.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 07:33 PM | Reply

Do your own fucking homework
-------
Use the google. I did.

Posted by 726 at 2008-02-28 05:53 PM | Reply

So even 726 can spend 30 seconds and answer his own question. Pretty sad, BetelG, that 726 (with a cerebral stroke) can out-think you

Vernon-
You said of Wallace, "if he knew in advance that American troops would be slaghtered he would not warn anyone -- he'd just role tape. ."

So, if you are going to smear him, at least provide his words.

How pretentious are the posters here.

Harry is no different than anyother enlisted individual ans should be subject to the same harm that all who enter the military.

It amases me that people think because of his historical blood his life is worth more.

It is nice that the Brits have sent their upper crust off to harms way, I bet they don't have the problems getting recruits that we do.

I wonder if all his platoon mates aren't really special forces security types.

Bleaaaaacccchhhh!

(And you can quote me, if you are capable of such a feat)

The fact that the 3rd in line to the throne is serving in Afghanistan is a continuing proud legacy of the Royal Family.

The decision of the foreign media outside the UK to break the agreed silence on HRH serving in Afghanistan is beneath contempt. A scoop is a scoop, but when your scoop can serve to harm any member of the British Armed Forces serving his or her country should allow Her Majesty's Government to bring charges of attempted murder or maybe even espionage - as you are giving a "heads up" to a declared enemy of the state.

Not only have you put him in danger, but all his fellow soldiers and as has been clearly forseen the Taliban have requested an increase in activities to this end. Well done Drudge. Will allies like you, we do not need friends.

The vast majority of Americans and the British People share a common alliance and history. We have been allies throughout the 20th Century and Britain has been America's number one ally.

Any American who feels that Britain should not be an ally is in the majority, a radical and most probably unrealistic in today's world. British people may loose battles, problem is for you we NEVER loose wars.

To the rest of our friends in America - it's great being allies with you and we hope when we need you, you will be British Allies.

Wallace proclaimed that if he were traveling with enemy soldiers...

I could careless, if he were traveling with ENEMY soldiers he IS the enemy. Shoot his ass!

Irishcolonial - no idea who you are but thank you for your thoughts. It is true that since the US and UK were at war with each other we have been and will continue to be each other's greatest allies. The US have always had our back, we have always had theirs. Let us hope that this fine tradition continues into the future. It may come one day that it is the US and UK against the world, let us hope that we are up to the task.

British people may loose battles, problem is for you we NEVER loose wars.

Oh, I think you lost one.

he'd just role tape

Fer fooks sake that's "roll" tape.

And he apparently sed "take photographs" to be precise. It was prolly the stupidest thing he's ever sed in his life, btw.

It ws a stupid question and an even stupider answer.

On a PBS program from Harvard talking about a potential hypothetical? Wot a bunch of fucksticks. If you are a reporter travelling with the enemy on combat manoevres you effectively ARE the enemy and should be gleefully shot by any troops who spot you.

Seems an odd hypothetical by todays standards where you effectively don't get ANY real reporting from a war zone from any side. You get embedded and obviously biased reports or you get member of the press pool disseminating the hand outs the pentagon give them in the Green zone or back in Qatar. Real news from Iraq is rare. The possibility of a western reporter travelling with the AQ or Iraqi insurgents seems highly improbable.

Wonder wot Wallace thinks about his answer back then in the face of modern non-reporting on military matters now?

Spud imagines his opinion has changed somewot.

Don't forget that while 60 Minutes did break the story of the Abu Ghraib Torture Scandal they also sat on it for almost a year before airing the story and only then because blog-world was begining to break it and they didn't want to look like complete governmental tools.

Times have changed.

Not neccessarily for the better.

Be Well.

Money - absolutely noone is saying that because Harry is of Royal blood he is worth more, what I and everyone in the UK was worried about, and continue to be worried about is that because of Harry's status he is putting his team at risk, you know, his team, the children of simple blue collar families team, the salt of the earth, good old lads team. The taliban or Al Quaida will go after Harry because he is a prime target and in the attempt they may very well end up killing innocent Brit soldiers simply because they happened to be serving with him. That is what the entire British and European press was trying to avoid, and now thanks to Drudge, the German press and the Australian press Harry is going to have to go home, and not serve his country as he wanted to do. I will say this again, given the unfortunate opportunity I bet ya that every one of those guys serving with Harry would take a bullet for him. I would.

You do know that a large amount of your laws derive from English common law don't you? I mean you do know that don't you?

Imposed by Norman Conquest and Henry II. A French concept of justice. Some also see Islamic influence in some of the various structures of the legal system. So what? We assimilate and that's our strength.


We have been allies throughout the 20th Century and Britain has been America's number one ally.

To our detriment we saved your butts in WWI after Churchill suppressed a warning that a German submarine was patrolling the Celtic Sea, or thereabouts, and thus to his delight the Lusitania was sunk, and America entered the war.

At this point the Brits are little more than camp followers.

But good for Harry. Some don't think he's Charley's boy anyway. That would elevate him in my opinion.

God Damn the Queen.

Some don't think he's Charley's boy anyway.

He looks too much like the Prince of Wails to deny his paternity. But William, not having Dumbo ears, probably doesn't have a direct line to the monarchy through his dad. Through his mom, of course, if I understand her genealogy. She can trace her ancestry to Victoria, can't she?

Ozark - I just read your post to my former US Marine husband his response was: (as best as I can remember it)

"The Brits don't follow anyone asshole, if you doubt me try serving some time with 42 Commando in the desert, that will set you straight." Former head of security US Base Kibrit, Desert Storm. (I think I spelled that right) I left out a whole bunch of cuss words for brevity.

Goat - I think William is like my neice, his mother figured out how to reproduce without the aid of a second party. :D My neice is a clone of my sister, I think William is a clone of Diana. And while I know that my bro in law had something to do with Amy's existence I do think that Charles had a little to do with William's. William is very much like a young Andrew. The family resemblance is there.

So, if you are going to smear him, at least provide his words.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-02-28 08:25 PM | Reply

Oh Dear!

25 years after the fact I cannot provide a word-for-word transcript for a piece-of-shit online troll like you. I gave you more than enuf to do your own work. You are just a sleazy, lazy turd.

William is very much like a young Andrew.

Not just in looks.

Andrew was the last royal to go to war back during the Falklands campaign.

Andrew flew a helicopter and Harry called in bomb strikes.

Be Well.

Vernon, why do you waste your time trying to reason with these people?

You have no hope of changing any minds and no hope of bringing sanity to the hard left.

Spud - Andrew went much to the objection of everyone at home. He said much the same as Harry, if I am serving then I am going to serve the same way as everyone else. Andrew is my personal friend, he could have stayed home, he chose not to. He put himself in harms way (his rescues during the Falklands have become legendary) when he could have been drinking tea and eating crumpets back in London. Harry is simply following on a fine tradition.

Li'l Brit,

Andrew is my personal friend.

Cool. Does that mean you get to call him "Randy" Andy?

Harry is simply following on a fine tradition.

Agreed. And he does so in bloody Helmand Province of all places. Opium production capitol of the world by all accounts. Not an easy assignment by any stretch of the imagination.

drinking tea and eating crumpets

Spud likes tea. Earl Grey, piping hot.

And Spud has never sed no to a little crumpet.

Know wot I mean? Cor Blimey! ^_^

Be Well.

/In honour of young Harry's service Spud promises to not refer to him as "Harry Pothead" fer at least a year.
//Still gonna make fun of Charles ears and Camilla's ...well everything, really.

Spud - awwwwww you HAD to bring up Earl Grey, it is Princess Anne's favorite tea, which means that it was served at every damn occasion I was at when she was present, as a result I HATE Earl Grey, *LOL* Andy will always be called Randy Andy since he was simply the Prince Will of his day, he was the young, good looking, sexy Royal. Nuff said, Andy is a fine human being, who you would be proud to know, if you knew him. I did, and I am.

Spunk, I want you to regal us with your stories of military service.

Tell us about the time you sacrificed your personal pleasure and spent one minute of time in the service of your country.

Or any country.

You're avoiding the question Spunk.

When have you actually sacrificed anything, anything at all, for your citizenship?

Drudge is an ass.

Spud luffs the Earl Grey and not just because it's Jean Luc Picards favorite, either.

Spud, I will have to send you a photo I took when I was in Scotland of an oil painting of Earl De Grey. Hope that I spelled that right.

I am a much bigger fan of the Indian teas myself.

Edinburgh is the 2nd most beautiful city I have seen behind Prague.

That being said, I think it is awesome that the Prince is at war. What else can he really do? Open a cheese shop?

Cheers,
Walt

Officers in combat don't even wear rank insignia, to prevent snipers from picking off the chain of command.

Vern,

Officers of which country are you referring to? In the US military, we wear rank; exceptions are given to Special Forces.

Damn, now I can't remember if I took the picture in Edinburgh or Dublin. Oh well, someone on here will know.

We all wear scars and badges.

Only a few have meaning.

my former US Marine husband...littletwit

Let him know that I'm glad to hear he no longer spends his days at the gate saluting Naval Officers.

OA,

Question:

Why do they use powdered soap in the Navy?

Answer:

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Cheers,
Walt

You probably already know that the quickest way to knock out a Marine is throw sand on a wall and tell them to hit the beach.

...saluting Naval Officers

Now, now! Why can't Squids and Jarheads just all get along?

Be Well.

If you are ex military, let me hear you give a HELL YEA!

HELL YEA!

Why do Navy guys wear nametags on their back pockets? It is so the Marines know who they are fucking.

Walt, quit pussy bitching.....give a fucking HELL YEA!

You too, Ozark.

HELL YEA! And proud of it. And good on the young Prince for slapping his dick on the table and heading to A-Stan.

And while we are at it, how bout a HELL YEA for our greatest allies.

HellYEAAAAA...for our motherfucking allies......

I am deeply ashamed for it but hell yeah I guess

Only thing worth fighting for is liberalism

Yo JA....what up my nigga?

I miss you man.

"HELL YEA!"

This must be the moron thread.

There are no Marines on Submarines.

Hell Yea!

Of course the Navy was so busy fucking us that the Marines couldn't get a turn.

See now Oz, I honor your service, I alway have.

I honor your service, I alway have.

As do I. All jokes aside.

This must be the moron thread.
Posted by nullifidian at 2008-02-28 11:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Now that you are here, it must.

There is one bond that keeps us together despite our differences.

Our service to country.

You could not expect much more from Drudge...his ego certainly is more important to him than the substance of 'borrowing' from everyone else and not being able to contribute on his own...
for five more weeks, he could have honored the silence of contribution by Harry...there was really nothing gained by revealing this information except to maybe be egotistically responsible for putting more people in harm's way....sounds very similar to another equal personality called 'Dubya'...
this is not reporting of any professional aspect, but a valiant display of narcissism and a sick, sick soul...

I am deeply ashamed for it but hell yeah I guess
Posted by messiah at 2008-02-28 11:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Then why bother living? Suicide is always an option. Fucktard.

Messiah served Walt.

He sacrificed for country.

Gee Rex, next thing you'll be inviting me to your blog.

But okay, you're a wounded warrior and I'm in forgiving mood. Ooorah Rex. Same to JA.

Hell, couple drinks and I might even apologize to littletwit.

OTOH Walt is on my shit list for sure. Orficer Jokes anyone?

There is one bond that keeps us together despite our differences.

Amen. When bullets fly, it doesn't matter what your political views are.

No, not likely Oz.

Just beeng civil to all.

being*

If he is "deeply ashamed for it" I don't give a shit. Fuck him. What does he mean by that?

OTOH Walt is on my shit list for sure. Orficer Jokes anyone?

LMAO, send em!

Ok, so that is over.....

Ooooorah, Ozark, oooorah!.

These 3 officers were trying to figure out if sex was more work or more fun.

The Captain said it is about 75% fun and 25% work.

The Major said it is about 50/50.

The Colonel said it is 75% work, 25% fun.

Well the General was confused so he asked the Private what he thought.

The Private said "Sir, I don't really know, but I do know this, if there was any work involved, none of them would be doing it"

anywho, fuck ya'll.

Story more than a joke...

About the General on his way to Ramstein in a 141 with a stop-over in Thule in January.

A young Airman, whose job it was to pump the Starlifter's shit-tank empty, fumbled with the hose, dropped it, and it broke in the sub-zero cold.

The General, who was in a hurry, stomped over and proceeded to chew the poor fucker a new one---threatening all kinds of consequences to the Airman's career.

I can't remember the punchline, but it had something to do with the kid pointing out the fact that he was an Airman, pumping the shit-tank out on a C-141 in Thule at 2am in January.

Dad tells it better.

I can't remember the punchline, but it had something to do with the kid pointing out the fact that he was an Airman, pumping the shit-tank out on a C-141 in Thule at 2am in January.

Not well said but point taken. I say the same the thing all the time. What are you going to do? Send me to Kabul?

If you are ex military, let me hear you give a HELL YEA!

How about an "anchors aweigh!"?

Yeah, what are they going to do, take away your birthday?

One thing about the service is that with all crap you met people from all over the country, had some good times, and at least in Navy we had good food and a place to sleep.

Orficer Jokes anyone?

Posted by OzarkAggie at 2008-02-28 11:58 PM


You've probably heard this one, Oz being an ex-suid: Whenever an enlisted man saluted another in jest, we'd say, "You don't have to salute me. My parents were marrired".

I hate it when someone other than military or ex-military uses words like "squid" or "jarhead" in some sort of mlock commaraderie that they would never understand -- such as I saw upthread.

Yeah, what are they going to do, take away your birthday?

Or your social security number?

You're piped aboard Goat.

Do you remember the reveille spiel?

"Now reveille,reveille

all hands turn to

...trice bunks

sweepers man your brooms

Now reveille, reveille"


Can't ever remember all of it.

I hate it when someone other than military or ex-military uses words like "squid" or "jarhead" in some sort of mlock commaraderie that they would never understand -- such as I saw upthread.

Exactly right. I have earned the right to poke fun at underwater warriors.

As you have earned the right to poke fun at us ground pounders.

And Prince Harry slapped his royal dick on the table and went to Afghanistan to kick some ass. I hope he personally captures Osama. Fucking Brits, gotta hate em and love em.

Old Navy joke: Why are do Coasties have to be at least 6 feet tall?

So in case their ship sinks they can stand up and yell for help.

Reveille, Reveille, all hands heave out and trice up. Smoking lamp is lit in all authorized spaces. Now Reveille"

I think that's it.

Nope, just HELLYEAAAA!!

I'll never forget my first day on a ship and I heard them ringing the captain on board. "ding ding -- ding ding -- Harold E Hold, arriving".

I asked another cremember what that meant. He explained (of course) that it meant the Captain had just come aboard. I naively replied, "What a coincidence he has the same name as this ship!"

True story I'm ashamed to admit.

OH, yeah, Oz you are right. I forgot "sweepers, man your brooms".

Did y'all have bos'n whistles? Did they ding the watch bells (1 through 8 of them for each half hour of the watch)

Remember dogged watches?

Fucking mid watches sucked! Especially since I had to stand them in a dark, quiet room, very conducive for sleeping: sonar control.

AAnd mid-rats sucked. Always powdered eggs and beans.

Lots of banter even within a command. But we always hated the "real navy" aka the skimmers.

Subase New London kinda shocked me at first. Beer in a soda machine for 25 cents, and shoe polish was considered toxic. We stood inspection twice in 26 weeks of C school, and that's exactly how many haircuts I got.

The "tennis shoe" navy didn't care that much about uniforms, but you damn well better know your job and do it.