JONATHAN BOURNE
DRUDGE RETORT COPUBLISHER

A native of New York, Emmy Award-winning writer Jonathan Bourne began his writing career at UCLA's School of Theater, where he wrote and directed Catcher! a musical based on J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye. After settling the landmark lawsuit out of court, Mr. Bourne embarked on a career as a TV writer. After writing for Carmen Electra, Keenen Ivory Wayans and Anne Robinson, he decided to venture into motion pictures, authoring Britney, Baby One More Time. The screwball comedy made its debut at the 2002 Sundance Film Festival. Go figure. Currently a producer on Fox's The Moment of Truth, Mr. Bourne plans to retire from the entertainment industry at the end of 2008 to work in his library and minor league baseball team in Massachusetts.

 

 

 

DRUDGE RETORT STORIES BY JONATHAN BOURNE:

 

  • 09/29/03: IT'S A GRAND OLD FAG: CLARK TRIED REAR-GUARD MANEUVER!
  • 08/24/00: CORRECTION: NO OFFENSE INTENDED, CITIZENS OF JUPITER!
  • 02/25/00: MCCAIN LICKS BUSH!
  • 01/14/00: PRESIDENT HAS DISEASE -- BUT IT ISN'T GONORRHEA AS WE ALL THOUGHT!
  • 01/07/00: MORE SWALLOWING IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- COURTESY OF THE CHIEF OF STAFF!
  • 08/13/99: IMPROVEMENTS IN COLOR TELEVISION -- BLACKS NOW VISIBLE!
  • 08/06/99: TAKE THAT, 'BLAIR WITCH' -- ZAPRUDER FILM EARNS $16 MILLION AT ONE SCREEN!
  • 07/19/99: LAST KNOWN PHOTO OF KENNEDY BEFORE DEATH!
  • 07/15/99: FUTURE SHOCK -- Y10K BUG THREATENS OUR VERY WAY OF LIFE!
  • 01/06/99: CLINTON'S 1986 HO-DOWN LEADS TO 1999 FUN BABY SHOWDOWN!
  • 12/16/98: THE JOY OF TEXT: CLINTON RESIGNATION SPEECH LEAKED!
  • 12/02/98: NEW STUDY INDICATES INCREASE IN SUCKER BIRTH RATE!
  • 11/09/98: YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HYDE -- HERE'S THE 81 QUESTIONS!
  • 10/05/98: HOW NUTRASWEET IT ISN'T -- NEW PEPSI PRODUCT IS COKE-BLOCKED!
  • 09/30/98: OUT TO PLAY: IS JONATHAN LIPNICKI OUR NEWEST GAY SUPERSTAR?
  • 09/24/98: 'I PERJURED ALL OVER MYSELF -- PARDON ME,' SEZ PREZ!
  • 09/17/98: SHOCKBUSTER VIDEO PART 2: CLINTON JOINS MILE HIGH CLUB!
  • 09/08/98: EXCLUSIVE: WHITE HOUSE SHOULD CONSIDER HAVING MOLE REMOVED!
  • 09/06/98: EXCLUSIVE: 62 HOMERS BUT NO BALLS: THE MARK MCGWIRE STORY!
  • 09/01/98: MONICA'S FUMING: CLINTON GOT ME HOOKED ON SMOKES!
  • 08/27/98: CDC ISSUES ADVISORY REGARDING SMOKING OF PRESIDENTIAL CIGARS!
  • 08/24/98: EXCLUSIVE: DAVID MAMET GIVES THUMBS DOWN TO CLINTON BOMBSHELL!
  • 08/20/98: CORRECTION: GEORGE WASHINGTON NOT BURGER, CLINTON NOT BUGGER
  • 08/17/98: CLINTON OFFERS BLOW-BY-BLOW TESTIMONY OF LEWINSKY AFFAIR
  • 08/12/98: EXCLUSIVE: VIDEO OF LEWINSKY'S MESSY DRESS SPILLS ONTO MTV
  • 08/10/98: PREZ SEZ, 'WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US -- ON STAFF?'
  • 08/07/98: REPORT: WYNN'S NEW VEGAS HOTEL-CASINO WILL BE HUGE HUGE!
  • 07/31/98: KENNEDYS INCENSED BY ZAPRUDER POP-UP VIDEO
  • 07/29/98: SCOOP OF THE CENTURY: PRESIDENT CLINTON'S SEXY SCREENSAVER FILLED MONICA'S BOX!
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