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Friday, September 14, 2007

Resigning Attorney General Alberto Gonzales left the scandal-scarred Justice Department on Friday. "Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible," Gonzales said in prepared remarks. "I've seen things I didn't know man was capable of. But I will tell you here and now that these things still leave me hopeful."

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First thing he's done that you could call justice.

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible,

...and that was just in the mirror.

Gonzo, you are a demerit to yer race and an insult to very idea of justice.

You will go down in the history books as just another hopelessly incompetent and corrupt BushCo stooge.

You may not remember much but folk'll remember that stuff.

Ferever.

Be Well.

Be well, Gonzo. Democrats will regret lynching you come election time.

"Democrats will regret lynching you come election time...."

The thought of hordes of Fredo loyalists pouring out of anthills to avenge him is awesome to contemplate.

Really, though, shouldn't having an AG nicknamed "Fredo" been a heads up to everyone (before he was confirmed)?

Wow, what a farewell statement. Who in the administation is he referring to (other than himself)? Sepina that man.

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible," Gonzales said in prepared remarks. "I've seen things I didn't know man was capable of. But I will tell you here and now that these things still leave me hopeful."

You're making this up, right RCADE?

Be well, Gonzo. Democrats will regret lynching you come election time.

LOL. Why, pray tell? The guy was a pox on the office, accepting his resignation was the most politically astute move Dub's made in years. It has probably helped a few Republicans who won't have to stand downwind of him come the convention, but that's it.

Or do you mean the hispanic factor? Boy, are you deluded. Republican immigration policies have done more to split the hispanic vote than anything the Democrats could have done. Latinos aren't stupid, they know why Dems wanted him out, if anything they're probably embarassed that the first latino AG was such a tool.

I can hardly wait for the tell all book AFTER he gets his presidential pardon...

Sepina that man.

Posted by nutcase at 2007-09-14 09:03 PM |


I'm sorry, I couldn't let that go, it's subpoena. ("under penalty" from the Latin)

Much like secret proceedings are said to be subrosa ( "under the rose", from the Latin, from the custom of hanging a rose overhead to signal confidentiality.)

Savor the moment Crackpots. This is as close as you'll ever get to bringing down Bush & Cheney. All your impeachment fantasies are just dust in the wind.

Even the dems you whored yourself for, to get a majority, have abandoned you like a $5 blowjob.

Verm! Back from another Nambla trip to the S. Pacific? You certainly do ahve the authority to speak on $5 blowjobs.

have abandoned you like a $5 blowjob.

Anyone care to decipher that?

Wait...I think I've got it. As the provider of a "$5 blowjob" (at least more than twice), Vern is upset that the Republicans' promise of responsibility and accountability have been outsourced to the unfortunate soul who next sits in the oval office.

I want a Babblefish Flag.

Right now.

have abandoned you like a $5 blowjob.

Anyone care to decipher that?



a conservative in the last throes of fantasy sex in the stall of a mens restroom at a particular midwestern international airport?

Bushskank-
Maybe that's it. What Vern meant to say was "Abandoned your hoped for $5 blowjob" by busting your family values ass for attempting to score such "$5 blowjob" in a public restroom.

I wonder how much time and money was wasted in the disgusting departure ceremony for this creep? How can it have been allowed, who said he deserved a ceremony? This country is getting to be more and more reminiscent of France just before the revolution, or any other example of a great country that chokes to death on its own excesses right before its major downfall.

...have abandoned you like a $5 blowjob.

As any good republican knows the going rate fer a blowjob, even in a public washroom is $20!

Where's Vern finding himself these sweet deals?

Be Well.

I want a Babblefish Flag.

Right now.


FF fer Trees.

Spud personally would settle fer a big
Dead Fish to smack Vern with.

Be Well.

And Justice shall reign in the land of justice, eventually!

Argh, you are ignorant of the fact that some people vote by emotion, and those Latino emotional voters will punish Democrats. Or some Latino Democrats will lose the enthusiasm to vote.

Either way, political capital is diminished by the cruelty of Democrats in lynching Gonzalez.

" lynching Gonzalez(sic)."

You're joking, right? Gonzales left office with three lies still on the table:

The USAs were fired for competance reasons...wait, that's a lie. The real reason they were fired is....
We don't know who compiled that list.
We don't know why that list was compiled.


It takes an extra thick tinfoil hat and a lot of koolaide to not demand the truth from the Justice Department after they've admitted lying to the American people.

Takitez-
Argh, you are ignorant of the fact that some people vote by emotion, and those Latino emotional voters will punish Democrats

You're such an idiot. You think that "those Latino emotional voters" will rally to the side of party whose members would say something that stupid and condescending?

Shit, if ever there was a political faction that deserved to lose, it's yours, vato.

Either way, political capital is diminished by the cruelty of Democrats in lynching Gonzalez.

Yes, that's why they are going to go vote for republicans....because republicans reprent the latinos so very well.

Gonzales leaves under a cloud of pseudo racist rhetoric of his own invention. He is just a jerk who was selected by Bush as a symbol of his non-existent equality policy - total crap.

Argh-
See!, what you don't understand is that spics are emotional, right? And clannish, K? And these people are gonna look at the corruption of one of their own and get all drunk and rally around the man.

Jesus, Cristo!, what you don't know about the wetbacks!

Argh-
See!, what you don't understand is that spics are emotional, right? And clannish, K? And these people are gonna look at the corruption of one of their own and get all drunk and rally around the man.

Jesus, Cristo!, what you don't know about the wetbacks!

Argh-

Another thing you don't know about the latinos: they repeat things because they are very emotional!

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible,"

And that was just in the White House.

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible,"

This man really is a dumb bastard.

Alexandrite-
He and "scooter" will have appointments in the Republican White House of 2020.

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible," Gonzales said in prepared remarks at a Hispanic Heritage Month ceremony at Bolling Air Force Base. "I've seen things I didn't know man was capable of."

LMAO

Wow...now he drops a dime on W and Cheeny.
Well better late than never!

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible,"

You never watched the news before you became AG?

You never watched the news before you became AG?

No, he watched the news all right.

He just doesn't remember any of it.

Swear to Gawd a goldfish with Alzenheimers has a better memory than that fool.

Be Well.

Fredo Gone-zales doesn't have a faulty memory, spud. He's a lying piece of crap.

Fredo Gone-zales doesn't have a faulty memory, spud. He's a lying piece of crap.

Spud's totally aware of that, Alex.

Spud just likes the goldfish joke.

Read this part?...

Whether or not he did anything illegal, he took advantage of every loophole available to make sure the Justice Department served political ends to help Republicans and hurt Democrats," said Paul F. Rothstein, a Georgetown Law School professor of legal and government ethics. "If it had gone on, the public's confidence and impartiality of the Justice Department would have been severely eroded

Luff the optimistic "would have" at the end there.

Phew. Just got to the problem in the nick of time, eh?

Saying sommat doesn't make it so.

The public's confidence in the Justice department is, quite rightfully, seriously eroded at present and until the lying, criminal sacks of shit over at BushCo are gone the situation will remain as such.

Trust has to earned again once it's lost.

That don't happen over-night.

Be Well.

I liked the Goldfish thing too.

More laughing.

I had to stop watching stuff on YouTube because it was freaking Fred out.

At present she is meowing at a nail buffer. I think Chris Crocker gave her brain damage.

At present she is meowing at a nail buffer. I think Chris Crocker gave her brain damage.

Watching that Chris Crocker video again has made Spud so nutz he now feels like meowing at a nail buffer too ...and Spud don't even know wot one of those is!

Is it anything like a nail-gun? They're fun.

Chris Crocker- human trainwreck in progress?

On the one hand, you haff to laff at the suicidal l'il attention whore here but on the other, you gotta feel just a little sorry fer the individual.

Think about it. It musta been tuff fer Chris growing up as Betty's illigitimate luff-child.

Many suspect the Quaker Oats guy is the bio-dad there but there's never been a proper paternity test or anything.

I liked the Goldfish thing too

Bless you. Has Spud ever sang you the song?

Girls who keep goldfish
Interest me strangely
Girls who keep goldfish
Fascinate my mind
What are they doing here?
Why are they here at all?

Hey I'd like to know - Those fish are awful small
Hey I'd like to know - Those fish are awful small

Goldfish are silent under the water
Girls who keep goldfish
Are sometimes quite loud
Is there a reason?
Should it happen at all?

Hey I'd like to know - Those fish are awful small
Hey I'd like to know - Those fish are awful small

Goldfish or Mondays are life as it should be
Goldfish are grateful for sun and for food
Is there a secret?
Oh is there a secret at all?

Hey I'd like to know - Those fish are awful small
Hey I've got to know - Those fish are awful...


~Jazz Butcher Conspiracy.

Good stuff.

Be Well.

"Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible,"

What an incredibly dumb thing for the head of the Justice Department to say.

Cry me a river, Gonzo!

And Oh yeah . . . toodles ya'll. Come back when you can't stay so long.

And Yet He was a part of it and a party to it. He had the utter gall to go to the Hospital where the former Attorney General Ashcroft was recuperating from His ordeal why very much incapacitated. Unbelievable the GALL of this Man.

Larry

Did anybody watch that good-bye ceremony?

Could you taste the bile?

And who was that Screech Owl who sang the Star Spangled Banner?

Considering the jubiliant, enthusiastic, well attended send off of Tony Snow, I wonder what type of send off Gonzales got from his colleagues?

FEDUPWITHPOLS:

I wonder what type of send off Gonzales got from his colleagues?

You should have watched it. Gonzales grew a halo right there before our eyes.

As any good republican knows the going rate fer a blowjob, even in a public washroom is $20!

Posted by dethspud at 2007-09-14 10:31 PM | Reply

Thanks for sharing, Spud. But I think people are talking about real money, not that Clown Money you hosers use in the Great White North.

That "clown money" might be worth more than ours one day, and soon.

Briwo/Skank/Cooper:

It's always fun to see how I laid in a kidney punch, and you screeched like a pack of little girls.

Gonzo is gone, and that's your big reward after six years of bitching and hatred.

Congrats!

Vernon - they're equal.

EVERYONE should be happy this incompetant boob is toast.

Especially bushbots, as he had become the albatross around their necks.

1 Dollar of that "clown money" BTW is worth about 0.971628 USD.

Fredo the Torturer, Dingbot Recepient of Questioning, is gone, Who knew a little girl could destroy his beautiful evil? Whups, wrong movie.

Fredo Gone-zales did accomplish one thing I would have considered impossible: He made Ashcroft look good.

Clown money
and
who's responsible

Yeah . . . poor misunderstood Gonzales.

People had such nice things to say about him at the ceremony.

Of course, behind his back they were sticking pins in a voodoo doll.

BTW, I didn't see John Ashcroft there.

Must have been an oversight.

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