Osama:
Go with the Town and Country-so many more options. With the fold away seats you can probably get your herd of goats, err wives in there with you.

FF for North, although the Odyssey has a particularly good set up for any serious jihadist as well.

But I thought this was the religion on peace?

If I was to begin a Jihad I would want one of those international Harvester pick ups extended out from a 4 door to a 6 door. That way I could use the front 4 doors for passengers and then the last set of doors would be for a generator that would power the hottub in the pick up bed. That way I could get My freak on in the back while my compadres in the front drove. Just a thought.

Larry

Maybe he is putting crude oil in his beard to taunt Dudya and Dickhead?

Just remember! I said it first. So if the Whitehouse spin machine starts saying he put crude oil in his heard,, They stole it from me!

Larry,
If I was to begin a Jihad I would want one of those international Harvester pick ups ...

Then the satilite directed smart bombs would know to go for the pick up with the hottub....

Everyone should be a martyr except Bin Laden. Men are expected to lay down their lives protecting him. How convenient.

His followers are very stupid people.

His followers are very stupid people....

His followers are taking CIA directive thru Bin Laden. If Binny boy is still alive.

Why! Why, is it so hard to see the CIA connection?

Bush Sr. Most powerful CIA/President of the USA ever, and business partner with the Bin Ladin family.
It is documented fact that the CIA formed Al CIA da in the 80's in Afghanastan.

As George Carlin said, "It's a club! A big fucking club! And we ain't in it. But it's the same club they use to beat us over the head with.."

part of me wonders if we have him locked up somewhere and are making him do these videos. it makes a lot of sense.

I really thought the CIA could produce a more realistic video.Perhaps they could "privatize" their video tech work to Michael Moore or someone.My 6 year old daughter would think thats a new cartoon show!

FF for NorthGuy.

Maybe we can put all the martyrs into one well-equipped minivan and they can do a practice bombing out in the desert somewhere.

"Caravan"

I wouldn't drive a Dodge to Martyrdom, you might not make it all the way there.


Try a Honda Odyssey, ot a Toyota Sienna, either is much more reliable.

In the early 90's I had a Dodge Sport Van with a 360 V8 Chrysler 4 barrel, with an automatic. I loved that van!

That's okay most reputzes have "urges" for caravans full of martyrs.

sooooooooo, wonder if he'll offer jizya when he takes over the world or if we'll ALL have to convert or be killed?

stay tuned for the next episode of "as the world burns".

wonder why christians get the brunt of the leftist hatred here rather than this obviously insane follower of the non-prophet pedophilic izzie?

that said, please forward my fatwaback and greens.

That's just the football team from Commie Martyr's High.

They can't afford a bus.

9,000 acts of islamic terror since 9/11 - guess maybe we shouldn't take this guy seriously after all...

resume party.

On, Martyrs! On, Martyrs!
Plunge right through that line!
Run the ball clear down the field,
A touchdown sure this time.
On, Martyrs! On, Martyrs!
Fight on for her fame
Fight! Fellows! - fight, fight, fight!
We'll win this game.


On, Martyrs! On, Martyrs!
Stand up, Commies, sing!
"Forward" is our driving spirit,
Loyal voices ring.
On, Martyrs! On, Martyrs!
Raise her glowing flame
Stand, Fellows, let us now
Salute her name!

Communist Martyr's High School!





"Hi boys ... "

BOTTLES!

9,000 acts of islamic terror since 9/11 - guess maybe we shouldn't take this guy seriously after all...

resume party.

Posted by nanc at 2007-09-11 05:23 PM


You must be talking to Bush---do you think he reads this blog?

The comments here fill me with hope for the future. The spell is broken, Bin Laden has no more power over us. (If he's even still alive).

Nobody is diving under the bed, hiding in fear, begging the government to take our rights to keep us safe.
These videos are a joke, Bin Laden just a laughing stock now, a used minivan dealer.

Bush wants us to see these videos and react with anger and fear, to clammor for war with Iran. But it doesn't work anymore.

We're supposed to support war with Iran because someone put out a faked Osama video? Nobody's buying this shit anymore.

Not only is the beard darker and trimmed in length but it is 10 times bushier, and that is impossible. His beard was always scraggly to begin with. There is no way for it to get fuller and thicker at his age and his poor health, even if it was dyed. Well, I could be wrong, maybe he has got a fabulous stylist.

'Caravan' of Martyrs

That Bin-Laden, always blowing the product placement.

He was supposed to say "DODGE 'Caravan' of Martyrs" on the video.

he does have four or five doubles.

i believe the voice is his, but after studying the eyebrows and bone structure in them, this could be one of his doubles.

i think he is probably seriously ill or dead - either one would suit me, but then things may get worse if he is dead.

no, bob - i don't know if bush reads this blog or not, nor do i care - do you?

Where are all the 9/11 conspiracy nuts now? Funny how you can implicate the US in some infernal sceme, and critize GW for any reason...even when confronted with an AQ propaganda vid praising their 9/11 martyrs,,,,


BufBob tony roma, bani et all what say you?????????

""Among the most important items in Bush speeches since September 11 is his statement that the Americans have no options but to continue the war. Such statements are in fact a repetition of the words of the neo-conservatives, such as [Dick] Cheney, [Donald] Rumsfeld and Richard Perle, who said earlier that the Americans have no option but to continue war, or to face a holocaust."- Osama Bin Laden,

It's kind of ironic isn't it, that Bin-Laden is the one connecting 9/11 to the war in Iraq now.

It's kind of ironic isn't it, that Bin-Laden is the one connecting 9/11 to the war in Iraq now.

Posted by Bowa at 2007-09-11 06:55 PM | Reply

So by Your own twisted logic LOKISFUR that since this so called Osama Bin Laden Is spewing the same rhetoric as Dubya then Dubya doesn't have the best interest at heart since(which We thinking people know to be true) You can not distinguish between a terrorist "Osama Bin Laden" and Dubya ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks for clearing that up.

Larry

Bowa-
It's kind of ironic isn't it, that Bin-Laden is the one connecting 9/11 to the war in Iraq now.

Why shouldn't he? The war in Iraq has been a wonderful world-wide recruiting tool for al Qaeda, and has led to a brand new group (al Qaeda in Iraq) in Iraq.

You must be talking to Bush---do you think he reads this blog?

Posted by Buffalo_Bob at 2007-09-11 05:29 PM

He's waiting to see if you are accurate when you tell us who gave him and Cheney their orders in reference to 911

OK, I can take all the daily nastiness directed at me...but what I can't take is that everyone ignored my funny post. So I'll post it again, to show how pathetic I am in fishing for laughs:

Caravan' of Martyrs

That Bin-Laden...always blowing the product placement.

He was supposed to say "DODGE 'Caravan' of Martyrs" on the video.

Where are all the 9/11 conspiracy nuts now? Funny how you can implicate the US in some infernal sceme, and critize GW for any reason...even when confronted with an AQ propaganda vid praising their 9/11 martyrs,,,,


BufBob tony roma, bani et all what say you?????????

Posted by DavetheWave at 2007-09-11 06:46


Same thing as far as I'm concerned. Kerosene doesn't melt steel, I still see no video of the airplane hitting the pentagon, and I see no proof that Osama had anything to do with it.

Nothing has changed. If this went to court--Osama would walk--even if it were shown that Osama made the video. I doubt that Osama has been alive since 2001. The 2004 video has been shown to be false. This looks even more fake.

Osama will never be caught, killed, or captured. He may be pronounced daed at some point, but actual verification of the death will not happen.

FF for Bowa

I know how much he appreciates the source:-)

I know how much he appreciates the source:-)

LOL

I've obviously lost all dignity by reposting to get some cheap laughs so I'll take the Funny Flaggs wherever I can get them.

So thanks Bob!!!

I'll take the Funny Flaggs

Posted by Bowa at 2007-09-11 08:06 PM |


That would be funny "flags" Lokininjaderla55bowadouche.

Funny "Flags".

You truly are Bush's "base".

"wonder if he'll offer jizya when he takes over the world or if we'll ALL have to convert or be killed?"

Yeah, we're all just terrified that osama will take over the world. I'm more worried about the aliens from "Independence Day" than of bin laden taking over the world.
Besides, NANC, don't you and Osama worship the same God?

How come none of the current "media" (CBS, NBC, ABC) even question if it is Osama....that guy ain't Osama...he is about 30 lbs heavier, he is about 20 - 30 years younger...he barely even resembles him.

And they are supposed to sources of journalism?

Foshaffer-
Heads up: Limbaugh was talking out of his ass.

"How come none of the current "media" (CBS, NBC, ABC) even question if it is Osama....that guy ain't Osama...he is about 30 lbs heavier, he is about 20 - 30 years younger...he barely even resembles him."

Posted by foshaffer at 2007-09-11 09:51 PM

The right owns the media.

How come none of the current "media" (CBS, NBC, ABC) even question if it is Osama..

Probably because our experts said it was him.
Of Course, those were the same experts who told us Saddam had WMD and we'd be greeted as liberators in Iraq....

Is Osama dead, or does he just smell that way? Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Greetings Infidels!

He dyed his beard because he is dating again.

And if they go in a caravan--do it all at once and in the same place--and announce it--so we can bomb the shit out of them.

And we can all hope and pray OBL is caught or killed..preferably killed--so no one gets any ideas to take hostages to get him freed.

But Mengela wasn't caught until they unearthed him from his grave. Eichmann was caught after 40 years or something. All those Nazi's took a long time to get caught.

Murphy

It was sickening tonight on the network news when NBC and CBS both when mentioning the video just blandly stated "and in the new video from Osama bin Laden .. . ." like it was an unquestioned fact that it was really OBL and he is functional and not dead, and the video is not fake. I have known for 30 years that the media is frequently a basic propaganda machine, but the video is so fake looking it is ridiculous. Then when the late night talk shows come on everybody is laughing about the video being fake. WTF is going on in this country? We know we are being lied to in so many ways but we just laugh about it.

OBL needs to spend a little more time outside of the cave.
Some one should turn him on to the Great Satan's masterpiece - the Cadillac Escalade, seating eight in SO much more style and comfort than a Caravan. And burkas hit the floor board when you get a hottie in one of these! You simply don't get that reaction with a minivan.

Islam -- the religion of Bloodshed & Utter Misery.

........he doesn't get why people are not lining up to join......