The Rape of the Lock?

Didn't Alexander Pope already cover this?

(Okay, obscure reference but Spud asserts there's not enuff mock-epic poetry in toto in english literature and would like somebody to remedy that)

Okay, other than a lock of goldenboy's hair wot does the buyer get?

The scrapbook also holds a map used to track down Guevara in Bolivia, photos of Guevara's body, intercepted messages between Guevara and his rebels and a set of Guevara's fingerprints taken before his burial.

Wot?! No Death-Mask?

Spud is slightly disapointed there.

Deth even more so.

Be Well.

This will never generate the cash that Elvis' hair got. The only buyers will be Liberals, and they only believe is spending other people's money.

I will buy it, and keep it on my mantle next to my jar of Chavez pubes.

--JeffNDenmark

Anyone who buys the hair is so missing the point.

"Anyone who buys the hair is so missing the point."

Unless the buyer is planning to clone an army of little Ches and organize the illegal immigrants in the US to rise above the evil corporations exploiting them.

(I'd better be careful -- this'll end up on a conspiracy web page in a year or so.)

Unless the buyer is planning to clone an army of little Ches and organize the illegal immigrants in the US to rise above the evil corporations exploiting them.

Che would have found the illegal aliens who have poured into our country from Mexico a total embarrassment to all he stood for. There would have been no illegal immigrants to be exploited in the first place because he would have taken care of things at home. He would have insisted they stay at home in Mexico and fight their government and stop all the government's thievery and unjustness that Mexico's oligarchy does to its own Mexican citizens.

If Che had been a Mexican citizen today would have demanded a revolution in Mexico instead of cowardly letting his own government push him out of his own country and encourage he and his fellow citizens to illegally enter another country because the 'elite' of his own country found him and his compadres easier to deal with by sending them out of their own country than to make the needed social and economic changes at home. Che would have stayed and demanded the people force a change in the country of Mexico and put in rulers who didn't commit ethnic cleansing of the indigenous people of their own country.

Che Quevera, although a socialist and revolutionary, still had his pride and would never have cowered and allowed his own government to push him over the border out of his own country to leach off another country as the Mexicans nationals have allowed their government to do to them. He would have stayed and fought the corruption.

"leach" should be "leech"

it's late, I'm tired, buenos noches

Do I get a prize for the longest sentence in the world in the second paragraph of my post at 5:27 a.m.?

Do I get a prize for the longest sentence in the world in the second paragraph of my post at 5:27 a.m.?

Posted by CalifChris at 2007-09-04 05:33 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Yeah You get to see My butt crack NAKED. How is THAT for a prize???

Larry

He would have insisted they stay at home in Mexico and fight their government and stop all the government's thievery and unjustness

Posted by CalifChris at 2007-09-04 05:27 AM | Reply

Meanwhile, America's self-proclaimed revolutionaries -- like the Lefty losers at DR -- only rant and rave online. Making yourself feel good but accomplishing nothing. Just masturbating your silly egos.

Tell that to the Bush administration. They've been spending .....

Posted by Apocalypto at 2007-09-04 02:20 AM | Reply

I find it hill-LARRYous how many of you can only think about Bush. It's a total obsession!

You sit there at 2:30 in the morning seething with hatred, so no matter the topic, the only thing you can do is relate it to bush.

HAR~! HAR~!

Karl Rove controls your mind!

You are Rove's whore!

I find it hill-LARRYous how many of you can only think about Bush. It's a total obsession!

You sit there at 2:30 in the morning seething with hatred, so no matter the topic, the only thing you can do is relate it to bush.

HAR~! HAR~!

Karl Rove controls your mind!

You are Rove's whore!

Posted by vernon at 2007-09-04 07:19 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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By Your own definition You are obsessed with Me therefore You are MY Whore. How does THAT grab You Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Larry

Meanwhile, America's self-proclaimed revolutionaries -- like the Lefty losers at DR -- only rant and rave online. Making yourself feel good but accomplishing nothing. Just masturbating your silly egos.
Posted by vernon

While I, on the other hand---heh, heh, heh---choke a REAL chicken. My ego doesn't need masturbating because it's fully jerked. Nor do I confine my rants and raves to online fora. I rant and rave in real time, in real life, to all the half-breeds, quarter-breeds, and non-thoroughbred types that will populate my island kingdom to be. And you can take that to the Banco Nacional any old time. Well, at least 0.00000036% of the time. More or less.
Suckers,
Vermin

Karl Rove controls your mind!
You are Rove's whore!
Posted by vernon

But nobody controls me mind!
My mind is out of control!
I'm a whore.
Yes, I'm a pretty little whore.
Watch me dance!
(But 0.00000036% of the time I'm not, just a loser like the rest of you which I why I pay no attention to what happens on a losers' site like the DR!!!!)
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Suck it up,
Vermin

Che Guevara's Hair Up for Auction

Slow news day?

You sit there at 2:30 in the morning seething with hatred, so no matter the topic, the only thing you can do is relate it to bush.


It is apparent that there is no decision that Bush can make, no negative story in the news that won't be aggresively condemned by the Left and blamed on Bush-- and that is one reason why many Americans have begun to question the credibilty of liberals and democrats and tuning them out -- which is one possible explanation why the poll numbers on both the President and support for the War have begun to rise, and the support for Congress is at an all-time low.

And I am certainly not the first person in the world to make the argument that Americans have been bombarded with Bush hatred 24/7 for so many years now that many have become "numb" to it.

Common sense should tell you that when every action the president takes is met with the same level of hate, anger and derision peppered with the words like "evil" "malicious" and "Hitler", at some point people begin to lose perspective and "tune" out and credibilty is lost. That's just the way it is. It is human nature.

Slow news day?

It would appear so. Bit hopefully not as slow as: Kicked Off Free Republic in One Post

"Bit" as in "But" (or "Bit" as in "Butt")

t would appear so. Bit hopefully not as slow as: Kicked Off Free Republic in One Post

Touche

;>)

dont know if its a case of being numbed but it might be a case of the bullshit being so deep that we just got tired of trying to make any sense of thier comments.
from bush doesnt read to bush re routing the planes to fly into the buildings.........its all nonsense and bullshit and you can take that bullshit seriously for only so long........

by the way......has anyone ever bothered to read the truth about guevara and then wonder why he is a hero to the left along with castro and now chavez?

and this is news because?

Funny how quickly this turned into The In Defense Of Bush thread.

A couple of innocuous comments get vernon and BL2 in a lather. (hopefully they're not together)


Maybe you're a little TOO sensitive?

(hopefully they're not together

actually ted we are but not in the way you try and suggest...

we are together on the side of history.........

and since the left blames everything on bush why is it hard to understand that we are ready to defend him at a moments notice on any subject?
difference between us and many libs is that we also go after him when we think he is wrong and we wont ever have a defense of his actions in the order of.

hey whats the big deal, it was only a blow job in the oval office brought about because he used the office of the presidentcy so to get her on her chubby knees.......

we are together on the side of history.........


I forget.

Is it tee hee or hee hee?

I know you told me once but I forgot.

Could you possibly find an example of capitalist crassness more obvious than this??? Castro will probably rightly make comments about his and Che's enemies being overly willing to put money above decency.

Is it tee hee or hee hee?

I know you told me once but I forgot.

Posted by TedBaxter at


aaahhhhhhhh nice.......it all depends on the situation.....

sure danni.....lets be sure and talkup this murdering pan american too...

maybe you can buy the hair and put it with your lifesize cutouts of chavez and castro........
do they make fatheads out of these guys?

Yeah BLT I was really "talking them up" by mentioning how crass it is to sell Che's hair.
Hell, think of the profit potential in selling scalps.

Funny how quickly this turned into The In Defense Of Bush thread.

A couple of innocuous comments get vernon and BL2 in a lather. (hopefully they're not together)

Maybe you're a little TOO sensitive?

Posted by TedBaxter at 2007-09-04 08:43 AM | Reply

TB:
What's truly funny is that I only pointed out the insane hatred of the anti-Bush clowns. And how they have to relate everything back to Bush. Homer Simpson, lawnmowers, baked potatoes and paint will somehow generate the same twisted statements.

I did not say anything in "defense" of Bush. Nor did BL2.

Of course, I don't expect a lathering idiot (and Rove whore) like you to understand the difference.

An offer was made for his family jewels but Castro isn't gonna turn loose of them.

Fidel has plenty of Che's blood on his hands he could auction off.

Che was a murderer!!!!

This is what happens to people who are "Amigos" of Fidel.

Live by the bullet, Die by the bullet.

It is called Kharma

Fidel??? Fidel may have lots of blood on his hands but probably not Che's.

No Danni ,

As facts surrounding the life and times of the late revolutionary leader become clear.

Fidel Castro is apparently the one whose actions led to the Murder of Che and his fellow henchmen in th South American jungle that day.


Or maybe it was "Predator"

Too bad the guy did not pull some hair out by the roots so there could be some DNA to be analyzed.

Could you possibly find an example of capitalist crassness more obvious than this??? Castro will probably rightly make comments about his and Che's enemies being overly willing to put money above decency.

Posted by danni at 2007-09-04 10:34 AM

DanniDrivel(TM) must be jealous that socialism can't hand a single hair to everyone of his admirers. Danni wants her hair damnit.....dole it out "properly".

In order to help counteract some of the misleading statements authors, journalists, academics, and celebrities have made about Guevara, I would propose that we model his memorial after Thomas Jefferson's. Following that plan, we could carve some of his most revealing quotes into the walls of the memorial for all to see. Some suggestions follow:

"A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate." Che Guevara.

"If the nuclear missiles had remained we would have used them against the very heart of America, including New York City." Che Guevara.

"We will march the path of victory even if it costs millions of atomic victims... We must keep our hatred alive and fan it to paroxysm." Che Guevara.

"Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any enemy that falls in my hands! My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood. With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial bowl." Che Guevara

The goal of socialism is communism.
-- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin


Professor Bates
Utopian Center For Human Help

I've never understood the fascination with this guy. He promoted a form of government that has failed or has been forced to change everywhere it has been implemented.

That a promoter of communism is seen as a symbol of individualism is a little fucked up. But I guess the guy looks cool on t-shirts so its all good.

Sully, to understand Che is to understand the DR left. Perhaps General DanniDrivel(TM) could explain the love and fascination to us all.

This will never generate the cash that Elvis' hair got. The only buyers will be Liberals, and they only believe is spending other people's money.

Posted by vernon at 2007-09-03 09:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

C'mon,

You know you want it to glue to the head of your "inflate-a-date".

"oh Che, you look so good in that beret"

Meanwhile, America's self-proclaimed revolutionaries -- like the Lefty losers at DR -- only rant and rave online. Making yourself feel good but accomplishing nothing. Just masturbating your silly egos.

Posted by vernon at 2007-09-04 07:15 AM | Reply | Flag:


.....and yet, here you are.

POT

KETTLE

BLACK

I find it hill-LARRYous how many of you can only think about Bush. It's a total obsession!

You sit there at 2:30 in the morning seething with hatred, so no matter the topic, the only thing you can do is relate it to bush.

.....

Posted by vernon at 2007-09-04 07:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

.....and who should we be thinking about?

Perhaps the OTHER president running the country??

or we could do the republicunt thing and just blame Clinton even though he's been out for almost 7 years.

Hmmmmmmmm.

By Your own definition You are obsessed with Me therefore You are MY Whore. How does THAT grab You Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Larry

Posted by LarryMohr at 2007-09-04 07:43 AM | R

Larry,

You are so desperate for attention that I was only trying to be kind.

You're welcome. Now go away.

.....and yet, here you are.

Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2007-09-04 03:40 PM | Reply

Just enjoying the car wreck.

A lock of hair? I will sit out this auction. I am waiting for his testicles to go under the hammer. The auction hammer that is.

Hell, think of the profit potential in selling scalps.

Posted by danni at 2007-09-04 11:07 AM | Reply


OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dannis making fun of native americans.......
and IM telling........


its amazing what they can tell from hair.

they have one strand of beethovens hair and they can tell how he died and how the doctor must have prescribed the wrong thing for him and all sorts of shit.

Just enjoying the car wreck.

Posted by vernon at 2007-09-04 04:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

undo your seatbelt.