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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Police were called to Owen Wilson's home because of an attempted suicide report, according to a police log of weekend calls. The log doesn't indicate who made the call Sunday, but lists "attempt suicide" as the reason for it.

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What the eff!!??

Man, ain't nobody happy nowadays. Well, You, Me & Dupree did suck, but hey, he was "Hansel" and The Life Aquatic rocks.

I'm going with....ding, ding, drug abuse for $500, Alex.

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn. Those millionaires have it so hard.

i like him as an actor.....really sad when millions can't make you happy.

Who cares? I mean I feel sorry for him but there are a lot of people who need help and can't afford it like this guy. Let's focus on those people.

Money Can "Never Buy You Happiness" !!!

I'm sorry he is going through this tough time. He at least is not going on a Drunken and High Binge endangering others while he has troubles. I truly hope he will pull through.

-Sarge

He needs to find Jesus like Michael Vick did.

Who cares?

I don't get rich people. I'm going home to spend the next 4 hours on my hands and knees replacing water damaged carpet in my family room cause I can't afford to hire it done.
After that the yard needs to be mowed, landscaping done, a leaky faucet fixed, a hallway painted, gutters cleaned out, etc, etc.

I'd sure as hell be a lot happier going out to a party and paying someone to do my chores for me.

So all you depressed rich people, I can be perfectly happy spending your money, send it to me when you kill yourself, will you?

"Who cares?

Posted by goatman at 2007-08-28 05:36 PM"

Self-professed Christians, I would think. (Wouldn't you?)

Well, if you had a nose like that...

wow.

famous. has money. beautiful women. i want to kill myself.

GO FIGURE.

famous. has money. beautiful women. i want to kill myself.

And did Kate Hudson!

Owen Wilson has got everything and he wants to die.

Buffalo Boob is paranoid and he lives.

Oh, the dichotomy of life.

What the fuck?

It's not like this guy can't find another 1,000 women as equally beautiful to take Kate Hudson's place.

Owen, can you send me one of your throw-aways?

Well, You, Me & Dupree did suck, but hey, he was "Hansel" and The Life Aquatic rocks.

I'm going with....ding, ding, drug abuse for $500, Alex


And it's today's daily double!

Agreed Dupree sucked but TLA and Zoolander purely rawked.

Spud also liked him as Eli Cash in Royal Tennenbaums.

His voice work in Cars as Lightening McQueen was kinda cool too.

Oh and Rhett Van Der Graaf rawked on KOTH.

Sad to here he's feeling down.

Hope he gets better soon.

Spud sez... Get Well Soon.

Be Well.

"here" should be "hear".

Here Here!

Be Well.

Wow these comments are as bad as the ones on TMZ. Either way, money does not equal happiness. Yes, it can simply your life, but it also creates a new set of problems. I'm not standing up for him, I'm just saying...

Who the hell is he anyway? His mother probably dosen't give a shit either.

Worst Actor Ever - Comic Book Guy (and me).

It still stuns me that this guy gets parts. He is EXACTLY the same in every movie. The same delivery, same everything, it never changes.

His mother probably dosen't give a shit either.

Posted by Sniper

I'll bet she's pissed if she was named "Beneficiary" in his will.

really sad when millions can't make you happy.

Posted by FormerLib at 2007-08-28 05:19 PM | Reply

Money does not buy happiness.

"Spud also liked him as Eli Cash in Royal Tennenbaums.

Posted by dethspud at 2007-08-28 06:34 PM"

I thought both of the Wilsons were great in the Royal T's.

His mother probably dosen't give a shit either.

Posted by Sniper

I'll bet she's pissed if she was named "Beneficiary" in his will.


Posted by wisgod at 2007-08-28 07:18 PM |

Remember these comments when some right wing piece of shit is dead or ill and the less than flattering comments from the left come out.

Remember these comments when some right wing piece of shit is dead or ill and the less than flattering comments from the left come out.

Posted by jimmywallback

I wouldn't expect anything less from you Jimmy. Is he a Lefty?

both of the Wilsons were great in the Royal T's.

Great ensemble cast all in all.

Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

Spud luffs Angelica Huston and who doesn't like Gene Hackman?

Bill Murray, Danny Glover, Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Stiller were good too.

Spud also liked the "dalmation mice".

Fun with Sharpies!

Be Well.

I smell that ugly DanniDrivel(TM)....did she hope for his death (and that it be painful)!

I wouldn't expect anything less from you Jimmy. Is he a Lefty?

Posted by wisgod

No answer Jimmy, or did you just add up Owen and Hollywood and make a stupid assumption?

TMZ has obtained the following statement from Owen Wilson: 'I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

Well enuff to tell TMZ to quit bugging him it seems.

Is he a Lefty?

Isn't he?

Completely off topic but Spud heard the funniest thing on the news today. Apparently, Gonzo went into work today at the JD because he couldn't recall the fact that he'd quit the other day.

He's so special.

Be Well.

Apparently, Gonzo went into work today at the JD because he couldn't recall the fact that he'd quit the other day.

Sept. 15th, Spud. Oh, and that's 2007 so Buff-Bob understands.

Money does not buy happiness.

Posted by JimmyWallback at 2007-08-28 07:29 PM


Money does not buy happiness. But it does rent it.

Sept. 15th, Spud. Oh, and that's 2007 so Buff-Bob understands

Is Joke.

Jokes don't hafta to be true to be funny.

Well, not literally true certainly but they do have to resonate with other truths to be effective.

Just in case you didn't understand.

By September 15th that joke'll already be old in one form or another.

Spud just thought it up and wanted to get it out there before the rush.

Spud's weird like that.

Money does not buy happiness. But it does rent it.

FF fer Roy.

Money don't buy happiness it true but poverty buys a lot of misery.

Be Well.

Just in case you didn't understand.

By September 15th that joke'll already be old in one form or another.

Spud just thought it up and wanted to get it out there before the rush.

Spud's weird like that

agreed!

I've always wanted to see Owen Wilson and Dennis Hopper in a father/son road movie.

To me, they look very similar at the same age, sound a lot alike, and would be a perfect duo in that scenario.

I wish him all the best, and hope he gets some help for whatever led him to this attempt.

"i like him as an actor.....really sad when millions can't make you happy."

Not to mention all the poontang.

You, Me, Dupree, a handfull of pills and a bottle of whiskey....

This man has everything and he wants to die?

What a weak minded faggot.

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