Isn't he ex-KGB? I bet he's a total badass. Like, twist your head around backwards, tear it off, and shit down your neck kind of badass.

Check out the pic! No wonder Bush wanted to gaze deeply into his eyes. The less reported aspect of that first meeting is Bush whispering "Take me now big boy."

They also exchanged trained gerbils.

"Isn't he ex-KGB?"

Da. And a martial arts freak.

"I bet he's a total badass. Like, twist your head around backwards, tear it off, and shit down your neck kind of badass."

...laugh like hell, drain a bottle of Stoly in 9 seconds flat, and shout, "Smersh! Geef me Gaimes Bondt! I vant Bondt!"

No using a shoe to pound on the podium at the UN for this Russian leader. He'd smash that puppy to smithereens with one blow of his mighty fist.

I vote we nickname him "Comrade Dreamy"

How tall is he? I saw him with a group of guys on TV one time and thought he looked like one of my little banty roosters.

Putin's pretty much a macho, macho, macho man: he'd probably pull out his schlong and bang it against the podium.

"he'd probably pull out his schlong and bang it against the podium."

Ooh, that's hot.
---Paris Hilton

SanAntone, do you think Putin's schlong was in or out when Bush gazed into his eyes and saw his soul?

(You should be able to bang this one right out of the park.)

"do you think Putin's schlong was in or out when Bush gazed into his eyes and saw his soul?"

Well, first it was in, then it was out, then in, out, in, out, in, out. You get the (horrifying) picture.

Homerun, SanAntone, homerun!

"This is still less creepy that Pootster kissing that little kids stomach seemingly on impulse."

I'll kiss your tummy, then you kiss mine.
-- V. Putin

Sophia Loren in "The Boy on a Dolphin"

Mmmmm ...Sophia Loren in Boy on a Dolphin = Hot!

That girl smoldered even underwater.

Yowsa!

Be Well.

I'll kiss your tummy, then you kiss mine.
-- V. Putin

There's a "Vlad the impaler" joke in there somewhere but Spud aint gonna go get it.

Spud eschews the more ribald and salacious postage in favour of more serious and weighty pronouncements these days, ya know.

...and if yer buying that Spud's got a bridge fer sale ya might like too.

Be Well.

Damn. He always looked so scrawny in those suits he wears. The man needs a new tailor.

Fishing topless is very dangerous - nothing worse than a fish hook through the nipple (well there are worse things, but I won't go there).

BUT....BUT.....BUT BUSH is the most in-shape president ever!!!

You know what this means....a flex-off.

I hope Bush remembered to bring his personal oil boy, Cheney, to rub his down in crude....helps the definition really show.

Putin is flexing his muscles and Dubya has left the US standing there with a pot belly of debt while Russia and China build up.

The US has already lost the war which hasn't even started.

People don't see or trust the US as being a force for good after Iraq.

Check out the pic! No wonder Bush wanted to gaze deeply into his eyes. The less reported aspect of that first meeting is Bush whispering "Take me now big boy."

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2007-08-22 01:39 PM

Sounds like San has a fantasy or something....and the irony is he's jealous of Bush [but, it still couldn't pass on the chance to BushBash(TM)].

Ooh, I'm so put in my place. Yawwwwwn.

Well, it's a dead cinch Bush ain't gonna do this.

If he takes his shirt off, the whole world would see that he isn't even bright enough to wear the Mark of the Beast in the right place.

Putin took a page out of the Obama topless manual.

Whose the next politician to go topless? Hillary? Ooops. No one wants to see that!!!

If Edwards goes topless, I bet he has bigger boobs than Hillary.

If Edwards goes topless, I bet he has bigger boobs than Hillary.

I'd like to see Edwards out topless them all - shave his head.

a fish hook through the nipple

Don't say that Taxman.

Yer liable to start a new fashion trend with that kinda talk these days.

Be Well.

I do find it astounding that Obama - or anyone - would remove his shirt at the beach. It's scandalous behavior, and should not go unpunished.

Well, in a new Cold War - where the fight was directly between the leaders - looks like W. would get his ass handed to him on a plate. Putin would snap his neck like a toothpick.

He is a sixth degree blackbelt in Judo. I am a first degree BB. I wouldn't want to mess with him

Glad the fate of the Super Powers is not determined in a Texas Cage Match of leaders..... Putin would rip off the heads off the western wussies and toss um' out in a few seconds.

Women in Russia are totally gaga over him. He's got celebrity status that goes way beyond his political position. When will he nulify the term-limits statute? Soon, I expect... And then we'll see him start flexing some muscle. And maybe sprouting a little black 'stache.

Hate to say it, but it seems Putin would beat the shit out of Bush.

Hate to say it, but it seems Putin would beat the shit out of Bush.


Bowa's Aunt Marilyn could beat the shit out of Bush.

Rare glimpses into the liberal mind and its fantasies about Bush, a sort of frothy brown mixture of obscene violence and gay sex.

That mixture has a name. It's called "Santorum."

Vince McMahon is trying to get ahold of him.

It IS called Santorum

It IS called Santorum

Liberals dream about it, Neothuglicans that berate it secretly do it behind closed doors when they think no one is watching, like Pastor Haggard from New Life Church, at a on a Meth binge at a hair bear party.

Putin is a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG
GGGGGG.

He kisses boys on the lips and lusts after their tummies!

A pedophile too!

Are the photos in bushies porn files? I'd bet he gets major wood lookin' at them...