Wonder if her fiancee -- age 29 -- will help out as cannon fodder for his new father-in-law to be and run down and enlist to fight in Iraq.

Is that Sammy's son?

Talk about buying a high mileage, renta-car.
But I guess if you can get past nore guys being through your wife than Paris Island, the inheritance ain't too bad.
Maybe we should send him a safety rope for a wedding present.

At least someone is still sucking some cock in the old WH.

Good for him.

Jen is buns up kneeling
Hager was wheeling and dealing
Jen surrendered to the feeling
And she started into squealing

Barbra-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red

Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in

She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health

'Till Barbra-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline.

Hey Dems, can't you be happy for the kid. Jenna has nothing to do with her father's policies. You Dems are so miserable and pathetic you can't stand to see anyone happy especially if they are Republican. You want everyone to be as miserable as you are.

I hope her husband turns out to be physically abusive toward her.


Sincerely,


The Left

I don't know...there's a borderline unhealthy fetish with some drudgers and the Bush twins.

What in the hell are you talking about?

I'd hit it.

It's not like we are kicking the "Family Dog" right Rush?

UTA,

I wasn't going to chime in here, but you do have a point.

Now, as far as being happy for her...sorry, can't do it, seeing as I don't know her at all.

I am utterly indifferent to this whole thing.

You have a point UTA... probably a good choice to not comment given how we feel about Bush and those in his periphery.

The Jenna is old enough to repudiate her father and divorce herself from him and the Bush-hole legacy, and if she did that we might be happy for her, otherwise she is implicitly endorsing the situation.

I hope her husband turns out to be physically abusive toward her.


Sincerely,


The Left posted by Jeff


The Right, of course, would never entertain the possibility that she could be physically abusive to him.

Nothing wrong with luvin' young Bush.

--Hill

otherwise she is implicitly endorsing the situation.

Posted by grumpy_too at 2007-08-16 04:40 PM | Reply


So then I guess Chelsea's glad her dad was jamming cigars in an interns pussy. That's cool.

Boy this news has to really have Dick Cheney upset. George's daughter can marry her lover but his can't.

Take him hunting Dick, take him hunting!!!

The Right, of course, would never entertain the possibility that she could be physically abusive to him.


Posted by sitdown at 2007-08-16 04:43 PM | Reply


No, only a limp-wristed liberal would get beat by his wife.

Look, I know that outing somebody's real name around here is taboo, but Sitdown is really David Guest.

So then I guess Chelsea's glad her dad was jamming cigars in an interns pussy. That's cool.

Are you going to tell me that she didn't at least try it once herself? Righhhhhhhtt.........

Take him hunting Dick...!!!

Posted by Manypaths at 2007-08-16 04:44 PM | Reply


The guy best suited for that just resigned...

Are you going to tell me that she didn't at least try it once herself? Righhhhhhhtt.........

----

Having her dad jam a cigar up her pussy? Man, that's wrong.

Having her dad jam a cigar up her pussy? Man, that's wrong.

Posted by Pirate at 2007-08-16 04:47 PM | Reply


But let's face it, we'd buy the video.

I got nothing.............

Hager's a chubby chaser.

-Hager's a chubby chaser.

He studied under 101.

And when I say he studied "under" 101.... well, you know what I mean.

It's GEST, 101

Dunno why he's going back to grad school, other than an excuse to not serve (is he related to Mitt?). His future father-in-law could teach him everything he knows about business in about 30 seconds.

Was he sober when he proposed?
We know what boozers the girls are I can't imagine their significant others to be sober.

Better yet he should sign a pre nup agreement that states he has to enlist in one of our Country's fine Military Branches after he says I Do. BUt then again W (The weasal) will find a way for him not to serve...
.45

scoop from some gossip magazine last year:

...Asked about Jenna Bush's dating status, a spokeswoman for first lady Laura Bush said, "We cannot comment on the girls' personal life.

"Fortunately for Henry, Jenna's dad approves of the Hager name. In May, President Bush nominated John Hager to be assistant secretary for special education and rehabilitative services, a position in the Department of Education.

Henry Hager, who has served as a White House aide, worked for Karl Rove's team to help re-elect Bush.

Least Jenna's father in law should be able to help Dubya who needs special ed and rehab services.

I will not comment on Jenna or Barb as the sins of the parents shouldn't be visited on the children.

Let's hope they practice birth control. Otherwise my kids' kids' may see another egotistic narcissistic vying to rule the world with the GOP as his or her launching pad.

You Dems are just so pathetic that it is disgusting.

______________________________
I hope her husband turns out to be physically abusive toward her.
Sincerely,
The Left
Posted by JeffJ at 2007-08-16 04:35 PM
______________________________
____________

You actually hope that her husband is physically abusive towards her??!!! Why would you wish that on any woman? That's just sick and sad.

"David Guest"

Hey Liza With A "Z" Had A Cane And David Was Hindered By His Fishnets And A Too Tight Fitting Boostia, So It Was Not A Fair Fight !

-Sarge

Maybe the Bush/Hager families and their friends will find a spare moment or two at their very $$$$ lavish wedding reception to toast all the homeless and starving Iraqi women and children just before they sit down to a 14-course reception dinner with all the trimmings. Papa Bush can make the toast.

Be Well and haff many fine babies.

Oh God no -- not more future members for the Bush Crime Family

hope she sobers up for the wedding

At least she is not like Al Gore's son who is speeding in his Prius at over 100 miles per hour allegedly drunk with a car load of drugs.

Nice that Mr. Gore wants to save the environment with his pretentious better than though Prius but could not give a rats butt about innocent civilians on the road whose life he is endangering.

Oh, how about those Kennedys. Ted "I killed Mary Jo Kopechne at Lake Chappaquick" Kennedy's kids could have the killer drunk gene too!!! I wonder Killer Kennedy has grandkids. We should keep an eye on those kids too.

From the posts so far, I gather you all have the mistaken impression that the Hagers are unlike the Bush Clan. From what I can see, they are a perfect fit.
Example: Testimony by soon-to-be Papa-in-Law John H. Hagar on June 28, 1998:
"And the little people in the company - And I don't mean to be calling this nice secretary a little person, but nobody ever came along and said, Hey, look, we bumped him out."

This was how Hagar looked upon his own secretary who he described in another portion of his deposition thusly:
"The JMS, Janice M. Street, the secretary shown here, was a very loyal person to me, and nobody ever told her that I was retired."

When Hillary said that ordinary people were "invisible" to Bush, the above portions of testimony will show that his friends and relatives (as well as relatives to be) feel the same way.

Also, while there is much made about the Father-in-Law to be's political credentials, none mention that he was a top executive for American Tobacco Company for 35 years. He rose to be Executive Vice-President of the company. The groom's Grandfather also rose to be the Executive VP of ATC as well. His Great-uncle was Vice-President of one of ATC's component companies and his Great Grandfather started as a general manager of one of the component companies and ended up as a member of the Board of Directors of American Tobacco Company.

So there will be no need to hold any tag days for the new member of the Bush clan, to say the least.

Good luck to her.

Henry, have a great time.

Posted by TheShyGuy

Good to see you back on here again.

Nothing like a White House wedding to take the heat off Dad.


The media will be all over it.

Ted, you cynical bastard, lol!

"Uh, Wolf, is the Jenna Bush wedding still going on this week, too?"

- Jack Cafferty

Jack Cafferty

I love that guy

No,no,no

I'm truly happy for her. Other than I don't know her at all, so it really doesn't matter one way or the other to me.


HOWEVER, She at least wrote a book that's not about a barnyard animal. (No word on any possible ghostwriter.)

That book isn't about bears in cages with children is it?

If it is, Scooter Libby has a plagiarism case for sure!

I wouldn't do her with Dick's dick and Rummy pushin' whacked out of our minds on Popskull.

If you knocked-up an anti-abortion president's daughter would it be easier to:
a) talk her into getting an abortion
b) run
c) shotgun wedding

Well that is one way to get out of going to Iraq. I wonder if they've had sex in the Ofal Office yet. On mommy's sunshine rug.

Rightists want a hands off policy towards the Bush addicts?

Wasn't this the same group of people howling with delight when that bloated drug addict Flush LimpBlob called Chelsea Clinton "the family dog"?

You rightists are a tender bunch.

No, only a limp-wristed liberal would get beat by his wife.

Look, I know that outing somebody's real name around here is taboo, but Sitdown is really David Guest.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2007-08-16 04:45 PM | Reply | Flag:


So all those beer-guzzling double-wide residents of the south wearing their wife-beater tee's are liberal?

Huh...who'da thunk?

I thought it was don't ask, don't tell on this site?

Manypaths: Dynamo hum parody you did:

Overnight Sensation was the first Zappa album I owned. I must've played it a hundred times in the house until one day my mother actually listened to the lyrics. Talk about blowing up! She took the LP, broke it in half, and threw it into the trash.

Thanks for the repressed memory. *grin*

Jeez, this site is crawling with zappaphiles... and you're probably wondering why I'm here.

I own at least 20 zappa vinyls, but can't listen to 'em anymore. I've replace most with CDs, but am still growing my collection.

All my tapes got worn out years ago. I just reinvested in my library after a long boycott of the zappa family trust (how could I be such a fool?). 36 and counting.

So, the Python of the Beltway finally gits her a man. How many interns, secret servicemen, sailors, photographers, etc, did she devour before nestling in?

No more spring break, Jenna. Get to makin' those babies, and stand by your man.

I'm not interested in Jenna. I'm more curious about not-Jenna, the one we rarely see or hear about.

Whenever I want to drive my psycho-drama-prone roommate out of the house, I put on Joe's Garage on the Bose-O-Matic and crank the volume. It's like garlic to a vampire. One of my neighbors is German and loves the verse about the sofa.

My, my how small the dems are that they allow their jealousy to run rampant!

George Bush has a beautiful wife - Bill never did.

George Bush will have a chapter in history - Bill merely a footnote - while certainly mentioning he left the White House in disgrace and was disbarred for perjury....I can only hope it mentions the money he took from China (in exchange for Top Secret Technology) and the two million dollars he pocketed to "consult" for the UAE on the ports deal.

George Bush has two beautiful daughters - Bill couldn't even get that one right once!

If being beautiful makes Jenna a slut...we know Chelsea is a virgin...but how do the non-believers account for her birth? I mean most of you don't believe in that sort of thing....

Jenna was a teacher at a public school in Washington DC. Chelsea has never seen a public school.

Jenna was a missionary to Latin America and Africa and is currently writing a book about a single mother with HIV with the proceeds to go to UNICEF.

Chelsea went to college in England and is currently employed at a financial investment house. Although, it is rumored that she can find Africa on a map and her momma can talk like an African American..but only during the campaign.

But hey. I understand your desperation to smear everything you can. If the last three presidents from my party were Johnson (great society - Failure), Carter (the misery index, fuel shortage, energy crisis), and Cliton (too much to type here)....I know I would be depressed. I just can't imagine destroying a man and his daughter over it though...

George Bush will have a chapter in history

No doubt. Historians will flog this man for an age.

Alex,

I believe Lincoln took quite a flogging also....until history determinedhe was right.

Lessee, BC took a huge debt and turned it into a nice surplus which GW immediately squandered.

GW gave America preemptive war and international disdain.

Of course, Bubba had a highly intelligent wife who accomplished much for her constituents and her country...... but then, Laura did...... what was it Laura did?

""I believe Lincoln took quite a flogging also....until history determinedhe was right.""

Yeah, comparisons to Lincoln are likely.
Uh-huh.

These people are so disconnected from reality that it is scary.

Comparing Bush to Lincoln...OMG!

Well, at least they have one thing in common, both fought civil wars.

how gauche! marrying the help-staff. thomas jefferson could only dream.

Jenna is not married. She is having premarital sex. And you right-wing-nuts don't have a problem with that? Please give the country back the billions your president personally stole from the tax payers and stashed into pockets of church leaders and schools who teach 'abstinence only' education.

Otherwise you're a bunch of Hypocrites.

"...Hey Dems, can't you be happy for the kid... Jenna has nothing to do with her father's policies..."

You mean, like Chelsea?

"...You Dems are so miserable and pathetic you can't stand to see anyone happy especially if they are Republican. You want everyone to be as miserable as you are. Posted by utastaff..."

Uh, we're not the ones preventing 10% of this country from marrying the partner that they love. Or prohibiting civil unions where marriage is not an option. Or preventing those partners from creating contracts where civil unions are not an option...and so on.

How wrong can you Republicans continually be? Is it that you've just created such a hateful situation that your shame pumps bile upward from your stomach to your heart?
Is your embarrassment from being wrong all the time just too much for you to let go of? Have you decided to stick to your lies forever just to save face?

Talk about Cognitive Dissonance.

Hey, did I forget to say... Hypocrites?

I'm just glad that queens like Dumper can't get married.
I do however regret that the non-militant gays can not get the equivalent of marriage/benefits.

lol... what's the definition of militant gay? Is it those who are angry when Fred Phelps and his bunch protest at soldiers funerals saying they died in support an administration that tolerates homosexuality and are going to hell?

Hell, I'd nail either of his daughters. Would do Laura also.

"Hell, I'd nail either of his daughters."

I'm sure any Bush female would consider being with a man who uses the word "nail" when refering to making love...a step up from what they have had!

Who said anything about making love? It's just sex.

"Where's Jenna? I need my fix"

-Bill Clinton

A Citizen,

That was great post!!! I agree 100%!

I just can't imagine destroying a man and his daughter over it though...

...George Bush has two beautiful daughters - Bill couldn't even get that one right once!

we know Chelsea is a virgin...but

Chelsea has never seen a public school.

Chelsea went to college in England and is currently employed at a financial investment house. Although, it is rumored that she can find Africa on a map...

That was great post!!! I agree 100%!

LOL!

Why not give him a brownie button with Jenna's picture on it, because she would probably in a compromising position no doubt.

I'm sure any Bush female would consider being with a man who uses the word "nail" when refering to making love...a step up from what they have had!

Posted by Lisa at 2007-08-17 01:36 PM | Reply


hahahahahahahahaha -- good one, Lisa

...a step up

FF fer Lisa.

Wots a step down from a nail?

A thumbtack?

Be Well.

How Pregnant is Jenna Bush?

Thanx fer that tidbit from the Wonkette, Danni.

Cue the Billy Idol and grab a shotgun.

It's a nice day for a White Wedding"

Big Oil marries Big Tobbaccy in Rethug Shotgun Wedding!

Hopefully the media won't make a big deal out of it or anything.

As if.

Be Well.