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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Hundreds of U.S.-led troops have launched an offensive against al-Qaeda and Taliban militants in eastern Afghanistan, while a bomb attack near the capital killed three German nationals, officials said Wednesday.

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'Bout time

Wow. Finally fighting the war where it should have been fought in the first place.

Brilliant!

4 years too late.

Oh look, there's Osama Bin Laden, he's been here all the time. Let's get some war lords to go catch him for us.

RCade quit posting lies on your site... it decreases its credibility.

We abandoned Afghanistan years ago. We stopped fighting there completly took out every soldier, plane, gun and latrine... moving them entirely to Iraq.

You should take this down quickly... someone is playing a joke on you.

Rob you are so wrong - we are actually bombing civilians in Afghanistan - doing a heckuva job.

we are actually bombing civilians in Afghanistan

Oh right, I forgot that's all we're doing is air-raiding villages and killing civilians... So this story can stay it just needs to be updated. I suggest the title: Senator Obama is a Douchebag.

Now that I'm thinking about it, if I were a conspiracy theorist this would be ridiculously interesting timing... Just a couple days ago Obama says all we're doing is air raiding villages and killing civilians and now we launch an operation on the area that is known for the refuge of Al Qaeda...

If I were into conspiracies this would definitly get me a little hot under the collar.

Rob,

Maybe you should do a little fact-checking for Afganistan and see how many civilians are being killed by our forces vs. the trrrrists.


But don't strain yourself.

Maybe you should do a little fact-checking for Afganistan and see how many civilians are being killed by our forces vs. the trrrrists.

Anyone that runs is an AQ... anyone that stands still is a well disciplined AQ.

No matter what the statistics douchebag, saying ALL we are doing is air raiding villages and killing civilians is incorrect and an insult to the brave men and women fighting there...

Check title of thread for proff that we are doing a tad more then just killing babies.

we are doing a tad more then just killing babies.

Yeah, we're killing their goats, too. That's what really pisses them off.

Yeah, we're killing their goats, too. That's what really pisses them off.

Posted by LeeAtwater


Now what are they gonna fuck?

Sheesh, you people need to get a grip. We had to wait for the Northern Alliance to grow, harvest, and transport their bumper crop of opium poppies before we could start offensive operations in this area.

Rob,

Make sure you do you fact checking on the same liberal sites that the knuckleheads use.

Check title of thread for proff

I don't know what the fuck proff is by the way, but proof lies in the title of the thread...

Someone tell those Brits who are in Afghanistan as our allies that Rob says they don't know what they are talking about.


Someone tell those Brits who are in Afghanistan as our allies that Rob says they don't know what they are talking about.

Posted by danni


Are you fucking stupid!?!?!? WE PULLED OUT OF AFGHANISTAN AND WENT TO IRAQ! We took everything with us... there are no more troops in Iraq... no brits, no Americans, no aussies... we even took all 14 canadian soldiers with us.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

there are no more troops in Iraq

Afghanistan... oh well... you get the point.

Only too well.

The point? or the pointy head?

4 years too late.
5 1/2 actually.
But maybe this means Dubya will eventually get around to reading that PDB about al queda planning to attack the USA.
Will he start watching the saudis or just run to Butthole Nebraska again?

The point? or the pointy head?

Posted by sitdown


Douche chills just ran completely through me...

My seventh grade Earth Science teacher used to use the same joke. Ick...

Afghanistan:

The country where we really DO have an international 'coalition of the willing'.

With the 5000 British soldiers holed up in their bunkers awaiting redeployment out of Basra, we're gonna be down to the 18 Bulgarians and 20 Polish forces or something, right?

A-Hole

I'd be careful with the 'douchebag'. You might have someone refer to you as an 'enema bag'. Your ID just screams for something like that if you're going to trade barbs LOL

Your ID just screams for something like that if you're going to trade barbs LOL

Posted by AMERICANUNITY


Compared to what I usually get called that would be tame...

Your ID just screams for something like that if you're going to trade barbs LOL

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Compared to what I usually get called that would be tame...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole


That's what happens when you use full Napalm Canisters for Douchebags.........

I didn't think it was possible for you to maintain this streak of being so un-funny, but I was mistaken. Christ on a popsicle stick you are fucking lame.

"Christ on a popsicle stick"?

And you called HIM lame?

From the folks that brought you whack-a-mole in Iraq, now bring you Super Whack-a-mole.

Why don't all you would be experts wise ass dummies go out, find a parking meter and violate yourself. Get off your lazy sarcastic pathetic asses and join up. You'all are so dam brilliant I'm sure you can teach our Military how to find Osama. What a bunch of stupid assholes your are.

Maybe you should do a little fact-checking for Afganistan and see how many civilians are being killed by our forces vs. the trrrrists.


But don't strain yourself.

Posted by MasterCheat at 2007-08-15 03:39 PM |


Ending "terrorism" is easy as long as we're talking about the manufactured hysteria over so-called Muslim "terrorists" when in fact the real terrorists are in the White House and in the executive suites of Halliburton.

1) Open the borders. According to the author of a new book, Overblown: How Politicians and the Terrorism Industry Inflate National Security Threats, and Why We Believe Them, "the odds of an American being killed by international terrorism are about one in 80,000." The solution is therefore (as we say in the academic world) trivial. By inviting all 100M Mexicans to live in Amerikkka, our population will increase to about 400M, and the odds of being killed would therefore decrease to about one in 100,000. With completely open borders, a healthy dose of immigration from Africa and The Middle East might even lower the odds to perhaps one in 150,000. Open borders = security.

2) Do nothing. When a martyr is killed by self-detonation, he (or she!) can no longer be punished. Therefore, it is once again trivial that there is no need for any action. Yes, our fascist government will boast about how they should "go after the terrorists before they harm us" ... but read your kkkonstitution, pigs: You are not permitted to punish people for crimes they have not committed. And if the "terrorist" talk about committing a "crime", then this is what we call free speech, and is also protected by your kkkonsititution. The nineteen suspects in the 9/11 attacks are dead, so just move on already.

The only terror is all the money wasted on the "War on Terror".

- Our children are being terrorized in schools for lack of funds.
- Our working class is being terrorized by the lack of union membership and guaranteed employment.
- Our consumers are being terrorized by the oppression of Wal-Mart, McDonald's, and Starbucks.
- Our minorities are being terrorized by hospitals leaving them to die in the gutter for lack of socialized health care.
- Our religious population is being terrorized by Islamophobia.
- Our inmates are being terrorized in prisons for lack of more comfortable facilities.

Amerikkka is nothing more than the world's largest criminal organization!

"Christ on a popsicle stick"

Were you wagging a finger at him from a rocking chair while you said that?

Sure seems like the U.S. gets caught in a 20-30 year cycle

We help establish what become ruthless regimes (Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, et al) and then we have to dig our way out of messes.

"My enemy's enemy is my friend" doesn't seem to work out too well.

"You might have someone refer to you as an 'enema bag'.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2007-08-15 04:09 PM"

No, he is a colostomy bag, and proud of it.

I hope this offensive doesn;t get anywhere near Pakistan (it probably already IS in Pakistan, by the way). We wouldn't want to admit Barak was right or anything.

---it probably already IS in Pakistan, by the way----


Don't wet your pants yet.

Your useless military is "showing it's efficiency" by making much noise and thunder.. in Afghanistan... and killing a few civilians, calling them Taliban. They are doing this because they were not allowed to come into Pakistan by the US Govt.

So they do this only to save face and fool the common Amreekan that something is being done about... "something".

It won't come to Pakistan (I would've known about it if it had). Your Chimp-God is too busy kissing our ass. LOL

Amreekans are so funny... when they don't get their way, they make up stories to make themselves feel better. LOL

We have "A Teams" in Kashmir! We are already inside Pakistan! We are the best!

Nation of bullshitters... from sea to shining sea. LOL

Tosser .. what do you know about this

"LAHORE: The Interior Ministry has directed police to tighten security around English medium schools in the country after intelligence reports showed extremists planning hostage taking at private English medium schools, the BBC reported.

According to a report seen by the BBC, insurgents got this idea from the Beslan School siege in North Ossetia, Russia in which 335 people were killed - most of them children.

The report said the objective behind such an attempt was to stop the government from conducting operations like the one against Lal Mashjid and Jamia Hafsa."

www.dailytimes.com.pk815story_15-8-2007_pg1_4

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Terrorising English-speaking elite: Terrorists planning hostage-taking at private schools

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LAHORE: The Interior Ministry has directed police to tighten security around English medium schools in the country after intelligence reports showed extremists planning hostage taking at private English medium schools, the BBC reported.

According to a report seen by the BBC, insurgents got this idea from the Beslan School siege in North Ossetia, Russia in which 335 people were killed - most of them children.

The report said the objective behind such an attempt was to stop the government from conducting operations like the one against Lal Mashjid and Jamia Hafsa.

Insurgents believe that moderate and secular elements in society would be undermined if children from well-offs families faced harm, the report said.

The Interior Ministry has directed the home secretaries, the Islamabad chief commissioner and police chiefs of all four provinces, Azad Kashmir and the Northern Areas to tighten security around private schools after summer vacations. It also directed them to coordinate with the administrations of private schools to avoid any untoward incident.

In the wake of the Lal Masjid-Jamia Hafsa operation, the Interior Ministry Crises Management Cell has warned the provinces of terrorism. The country has witnessed a surge in the number of suicide attacks and bomb blasts targeting armed forces and police.

Greetings Infidels--especially to you Tosser!

You should watch what you wish for--Obama could be our next President and he's already said he would bomb the shit out of Pakistan.. ;o)

Apparently the fighting has been going on for weeks. It is only reported now because the big mouth reporters got wind of it--and you know they can't let a good story go unreported.


Murphy

Hey Tosser, you must have shit for brains. You are the results of a pigs runaway wet dream.

"Obama could be our next President and he's already said he would bomb the shit out of Pakistan.

Murphy"

Yeah, or Edwards and he gets $400,000 haircuts. Or Hillary, who showed her tits in a porno.

Murphy

Re: Rob.

You might have someone refer to you as an 'enema bag'.

Chided AMERICANUNITY

mOntecOre is differ...

No, he is a colostomy bag, and proud of it

Hmmm Let's see...

Enema bag is fulla soapy water or sommat.

Colostomy Bag is fulla shit.

No Contest.

Monte wins.

FFs fer both however.

On Topic?

Everybody else in the area is treating the border as largely imaginary why should western forces in the area be any different?

More seriously?

Taking out individual wasps is useless if you ignore the hive they're coming from. If they're on yer neighbours property ya tell him ...either get rid of 'em soonish or I'm hopping the fence with a can of Raid.

It's War. You play? You pay.

Be Well.

Has anyone seen my slinky? I thought I left it around here somewhere.

- Our children are being terrorized in schools for lack of funds. ---we spend mor per pupil than any country on earth---
- Our working class is being terrorized by the lack of union membership and guaranteed employment. ---they are free to join the union any time they want. what is guaranteed employment? You are guarenteed employment by being very good at what you do---
- Our consumers are being terrorized by the oppression of Wal-Mart, McDonald's, and Starbucks --- Yhat does that mean?---
- Our minorities are being terrorized by hospitals leaving them to die in the gutter for lack of socialized health care --- Why is it my responsibility to take care of every one that is too damn lazy to work and earn some money? The emergancy rooms don't turn anyone away and my tax dollars picks up the tab for that---
- Our religious population is being terrorized by Islamophobia ---no, by the libs that don't believe in religon---
- Our inmates are being terrorized in prisons for lack of more comfortable facilities--- who says that prison is to be a club med for the law breakers?---

Amerikkka is nothing more than the world's largest criminal organization!---If you hate this place so mucking fuch why don't you get your sorry ass out of the country?---

Posted by professorbates

--- Tosser .. what do you know about this ---



GZ: I've heard this crap.... while it might be possible, I have been living here all my life so I can smell an attempt at high-drama.

This is just to show folk that, yes we have thought of what they can think of and have already countered them. Nothing more.



---Obama could be our next President and he's already said he would bomb the shit out of Pakistan.-----


Obama since had to eat his words as much as he could, emphasizing he would do everything he could to cooperate with Pakistan.

Those words.... and the fact that he thinks Canada has a President (!).... showed him up to be very green.

He isn't going to be your president. A black man, a woman, gay/lesbian, jewish people, muslim people... they will never make it to President in Amreeka. Get that through your head.

---It is only reported now because the big mouth reporters got wind of it--and you know they can't let a good story go unreported.----




I don't think you know how the relationship between the military and the press works.

Info is leaked or allowed, never reported.

We abandoned Afghanistan years ago. We stopped fighting there completly took out every soldier, plane, gun and latrine... moving them entirely to Iraq.

You should take this down quickly... someone is playing a joke on you.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2007-08-15 03:24 PM | Reply


ah another good one.....


so all of these times that bush has been 'bushwacked' because we werent living in toro bora.....now they are what, singing a different tune or what?


and there just simply is no credability at all in any comment about civilian death if we dont know more details....these are people who put thier children in back seats to distract the soldiers just as they BLOW THEM UP.........I want to know more details before we bullshit about 'collateral damage' in this cess pool

BL2:

The problem is, Taliban and non-Taliban:

1. Dress the same
2. Walk the same
3. Both carry automatic weapons
4. Either may fire on foreign troops under different circumstances.

There is no way on earth to verify statements like "NATO shot dead 50 Taliban". How do you know they were Taliban???

And yes, women and kids have died recently. Look it up. "President" (Janitor) Karsick of Afghanistan complained about it.. that Americans are killing too many innocent people (women and kids).

Karsick is "your guy". Is he lying?

----these are people who put thier children in back seats to distract the soldiers just as they BLOW THEM UP----



Don't confuse Iraq with Afghanistan.

Keep a sharp mind when you are talking to me, Amreekan. I find MTV-style attention-spans most unappealing.

so tosser.......you think I might be mtv attention span?

please dont insult me like that........

what I see is that you are one who still doesnt recognize that the war on terror is in both places and iraq is the front line and afghanistan is not far behind..

we do, however, seem to not forget, but put afghanistan to the side a litle, but who does that? the american media doest most of the reporting, dont they?


and oh yeah......last weeks edition of 'der spiegal' talks about 'success in iraq' and a job only america can do.........so I guess they will join the brooking institute as right wing conspirators?

---the war on terror is in both places and iraq is the front line and afghanistan is not far behind..----


If they are linked (I don't believe that, btw) then you have had it.



----last weeks edition of 'der spiegal' talks about 'success in iraq' and a job only america can do-----


Yeah... Amreeka broke an old vase called "Iraq" into pieces. Now only Amreeka can glue it back together.

But, guess what? It will never look quite the same.

But, guess what? It will never look quite the same.


wasnt that ONE of the points of getting rid of a demonic dictator.......or is he already becoming more and more like castro and chavez to the left.....
a kindly old misunderstood grandfather figure?????

He's dead. Now piss off out of Iraq. They should be left alone. Not with you trying to put the pieces back together Chimp-style. You are only making it worse.

and all reports point to a colossol fubar if we just left them alone...

the brits left too soon and thier area has dropped off..

maybe we should leave so the left can then tell us that they 'won' the war....

---and all reports point to a colossol fubar if we just left them alone...---



Iran is going to pick up the pieces. If you leave after your glue-job, Iraq will be a mess but still usable. Iran will say thank you and turn into a bigger prick than it already is.

Have to leave now, creating such a mess that even Iran will keep it's distance. Of course the world will curse you, but so what? You are going to be seen as bad guys for a long time anyway.

Or get Chimp to talk his Saudi buddies into sending in or funding an international police force for Iraq. They got the money under their mattress for just this sort of thing.

You can leave now. They don't have WMDs and will never have any.

Point is... as long as you stay, the people dying is your fault.

After you leave, it'll be their fault. It'll still be your fault for starting the rot... but it will be their fault for not ending it.

Wash your hands and get out.

Tosser is right about Iraq. The longer the US stays in Iraq the worse it will off it will be. The Iraqi's themselves have said the American occupiers can leave at any time. In fact, they'll probably unroll the unwelcome mat for you.

Now back to Tora Bora. Literally. It's doubtful that anyone of importance will be caught there - they're all hiding in Pakistan.

They better "smoke Bin Laden out of his cave" better this time, or he'll show up on TV at Christmas to thumb his nose at the administration, just like he did in 2001, when Dubya was trying to figure how to blame Iraq for all the hullabaloo going on.

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