I just saw this thread now. I had put up an announcement on this a couple minutes ago on the Nooner.

If your question was guaranteed that it would be one of the ones presented tonight to the presidential candidates -- what would your ONE question to them be?

Mrs. Rodham, will you tell us why all the Botox treatments are required, considering it didn't wotk fot John "Reporting for Duty" Kerry?

What are YOU going to do about all those ILLEGAL ALIENS? They're everywhere! Under my bed! In my attic! Even in my fucking mail box! HELP!

--Calif (soon to move to Idaho) Chris

Mrs. Rodham. That Pant Suit you are waering this evening looks lovely. Is Wally upstairs?

-Eddie Haskell

--Calif (soon to move to Idaho) Chris

Posted by Bill_OReilly at 2007-07-23 06:32 PM

Garcias, senor Billy, for the new tin foil hat with the encrusted tortilla chips you sent me (since you're too cheap an sob to encrust it with diamonds). Yesterday I laid out in the sun recharging the tin foil hat's solar panels (so I light up in the dark when I wear it) as I drank frosty margaritas and ate quacamole dip with the tortilla chips I picked off the top of my tin foil hat.

Ever look at the comments on youtube videos? Why would candidates take questions from a bunch of illiterate morons?

A sample youtube question:

"Hilery what do u think about ileggel imigrashun those imigrints r takin r jobs why cant we bild a fense or sumthng i dont think its rite and obama is cute LOL!!!!!111!!!!1!1!!!!"

Freddy, quit picking on Mrs. Obama.

HOW did YOU get the first question, WisGod?

Mr. Obama, can you bum me a smoke?

Mrs.Clinton how about answering some questions about the "Arkansas Infected Prisoners Blood Scandal" that you and Governor Bill Clinton made so much money off of?
Why is it Hillary that you never mentioned that you and Bill are pesently being sued over this poisoned blood (HIV,Hep_C,STD's etc.) that killed hundreds and crippled thousands? Will you speak the truth before the chickens come home to nest?

A Modern Progressive will be the next President. Unless GW invites Dick to the quail hunt. Then all bets are off.

Mrs.Clinton
Boxers or briefs ?

Ah kicked thur corpro-it ass!!

-John Edwards

MR. Edwards, much has been made of your $400.00 haircuts. What would you say to the average American regarding this?

I switched to Suave. -John Edwards

Question to Mr. Obama:

At what age is it appropriate to teach children about Mr. Cucumber and his long rubber hat with the little nipple on top?

Question to Mr Clinton uhhh I mean Mrs. Clinton...I mean Ms. Clinton?

If you get elected will you return all the furniture you stole from the white house the first time you were there?

Question to Bill Clinton: Will you use more descretion in the oval....sorry Ma'am.

Answer to Bowa:



What really matters?

-JE

The best man for the job is a woman.

Sorry, about that brown on your nose. You should get that looked at.

-Hil

When you are older, sonny.

- Obama


Drag Queens in Fireman caps are no match for these guys, er, and gal.

Question for Dennis Kucinich: Any new developments on Bush's impeachment?

"At what age is it appropriate to teach children about Mr. Cucumber and his long rubber hat with the little nipple on top?"

No wonder you're so screwed up.

Mrs. Clinton, good evening, my name is Monica. Spit or swallow?

Looks like Hillary swallowed.
We know what Monica did.

I am watching the debate on cnn. I have to say it is the most pathetic thing I have seen. The questions are nothing but what are you going to do for me me me. Also, I don't want the gov't teaching my child about sex ed. That is my job to handle.

The guy serving from Iraq asking Hillary how a women could be taken seriously in the M.E. was freaking hilarious! And what the hell is wrong with her cheek bones?

What age is appropriate Lisa? Who decides that?

-And what the hell is wrong with her cheek bones?

Now, that IS important!


"What really matters?"

-John Edwards

Kickin' Corpro-it ass, yeah!!(TM)

"What age is appropriate Lisa? Who decides that?"

Every child matures at different levels. I think it's up to the parents to decide when to discuss this their children.
Bowaaaas description is as juvenile as his attempts to hide who he really is.

And what the hell is wrong with her cheek bones?

Now, that IS important!

Damnit Corky, it was just a question. I'm not voting for her anyway.

I agree 100% Lisa. That was a very appropriate answer. However, I can not agree w/ any candidate that thinks the school should teach my child religion or sex ed. Now once they reach high school I feel science based sex ed is ok. But not what Obama promotes.

Dammit, people, raise some mammals.

The kids have eyes and brains.

I still long for the warm, fresh-squeezed milk of my childhood.

I just saw the part of the debate where they talked about private/public schools. Hillary was her typical have it both ways self. Er uh uh my child went to private school until er uh she moved to Washington D.C. That was the most pathetic answer i have ever seen. Her public privacy. You have got to be kidding me! Her privacy! That was rich in more ways than one.

- I'm not voting for her anyway.


The fun part, for me anyway, is that apparently a lot of people will.

And though I and many others might have a mild case of Clinton remorse, it will be nothing compared to the delight we will have in the well-deserved torment in hell it will be for GOPhers everywhere.

Zat-
"I still long for the warm, fresh-squeezed milk of my childhood."

Doesn't everyone, on some level? :)

Doesn't everyone, on some level? :)

Posted by Boyd


But I milked the goddam cow.

"However, I can not agree w/ any candidate that thinks the school should teach my child religion or sex ed. Now once they reach high school I feel science based sex ed is ok. But not what Obama promotes."

My mother and I attended "About You" classes that were taught by a local OB/GYN (who, BTW....delivered two of my four children). It was a wonderful way to learn about our bodies, and reproductive system. I'm glad my mom did that.

I was in 5th grade.

Corky: So far, I'm impressed with Barrack. I don't understand Hillary's appeal.

"Zat-
"I still long for the warm, fresh-squeezed milk of my childhood."

Doesn't everyone, on some level? :)"

Uhhhh...no!

"Doesn't everyone, on some level? :)"

Uhhhh...no!"

Posted by Lisa

It's called milking the cow before breakfast.

Buy a tiny clue.

"Uhhhh...no!"

Posted by Lisa

Lisa never had mother's milk as a child.
That explains a lot.

"Buy a tiny clue."

If you weren't such a pompous arrogant ass who thought he knew everything, you would have realized that I knew exactly what was said.

I don't like warm milk.

It's called milking the cow before breakfast.

Now, what kind of talk is that?

Too bad Barnum & Baily aren't around anymore. They would have held a better debate forum than this.

CNN did it again, focused all their preferred candidates front and center and put the "fringe candidates" on the ends. I guarantee they line up the republicans the same way in the next debate.

You're one of the most insignificant humans walking the planet, Zat.

You must know that, or it wouldn't delight you to lie about others trying to insult them, in order to make yourself feel better.

I pity you.

- I don't understand Hillary's appeal.


Neither did Bubba, much of the time.


lol!
Pundit just called the debate, "Gladys Knight and the Pips"

I saw it the same way.

Focus group liked Obama, though.

"My mother and I attended "About You" classes that were taught by a local OB/GYN (who, BTW....delivered two of my four children). It was a wonderful way to learn about our bodies, and reproductive system. I'm glad my mom did that." The key there Lisa is you and your mother. I think it's great that your mother understood the importance of education for you. I just can not support any candidate that calls for some teacher (that I don't know) teach my daughter those lessons.

You must know that, or it wouldn't delight you to lie about others trying to insult them, in order to make yourself feel better.

I pity you.


Posted by Lisa

Ummm, been on the retort long? Lying is standard here....

oh, and I watched the debate. How pathetic. Good grief, sorry guy and gals, I feel another Dem loss is on the horizon. The candidates with so called "ideas" never get face time, yet, Edwards, Billary, and Hussien got it all. Yeah, the MSM doesn't work your party huh? A little obvious this eve. What a sorry buch of peole. Yet, the right really doesn't have much to offer me as well, at least until Thompson enters. Thompson/Paul 08 (even though it will never happen)

Focus group liked Obama, though.


Posted by Corky

Barrack's advisrors need convince him to get tough with Hillary. Both he and Edwards are being way too nice. They had a golden opportunity when the question about the Clinton's and Bush's number of years as president was brought up.

Tell me when Barrack got a cab in Manhatten?

Former-
Congrats. You managed to misspell two of three nouns in one sentence. Do you have a problem with proper nouns, or just nouns with more than three letters?

-when Barrack got a cab in Manhatten?

Never?

I think that was his point.

All these people handled themselves rather well, I think.

And any of them would be better than whatever elitist pimp the GOP supplies.

Corky, you have got to be kidding? Those questions were the dumbest asked ever. So were the answers. Er uh my child went to public school until er the uh er uh 8th grade! Pathetic.

Boyd, lay off former he went to the public schools. Unlike the candidates for the democratic party!

I can't believe the Republicans agreed to this same format. Don't do it Fred Thompson, don't do it.

Wisgod, the rebulicans/fascist/nazis/
dictators have never backed down from a debate. Corky, how you can not consider Hillary an elitist after tonight shows your blind loyalty to the man.

"You're one of the most insignificant humans walking the planet, Zat.

You must know that, or it wouldn't delight you to lie about others trying to insult them, in order to make yourself feel better.

I pity you.

Posted by Lisa "



sniff
mutilated any children lately?

"mutilated any children lately?"

Mutilate? You must be drunk again.

Are you refering to circumcision?? You know...the process in which you think it makes a penis shorter???

LOL

Yea...you're a brain child alright!!

Dalton-
Just for kicks, I went through your recent posts to find one that said something. Here's the first one I ran across:

Now once they reach high school I feel science based sex ed is ok. But not what Obama promotes.

What does "Obama promote"?

Why aren't the dems being more supportive of Kucunich?

"Why aren't the dems being more supportive of Kucunich?"

Mainly 'cause he's a putz, has less brains than Bill Richardson has in his pinky, and couldn't even manage Cleveland.

Oh, and his momma dresses him funny.

Or somebody sure the hell does.

"Why aren't the dems being more supportive of Kucunich?"

Because he always tells the truth -- even when it hurts.

They're jealous that a dumpy smurf is banging a celtic goddess, that's why no one listens to Kucinich.

Spud just finished watching the repeat of the debate. All in all Spud will declare the you-tube format of debates to be a complete success. Spud was worried that the quality of the questions wouldn't be up to snuff. Spud was pleasantly surprised to discover that the question were in the main thoughtful and inspired some great moments in the debate. First impression? Edwards really showed up tonight. Spud has never seen a more impressive, impassioned and articulate performance by the man. Second, the whole "Gladys Knight and the Pips thing". Hillary made a good showing but cerainly didn't run away with the thing. Due to her place in the polls at present it was only proper politics that the other near-runners would try to distinguish themselves from her policies and maybe steal a li'l bit of her thunder and that's all that means. Thirdly, Barrack more than held his own tonight.

Bottom line, Spud would approve of every person on that stage fer POTUS before any one of the GOPher candidates.

Them two good ole boys from Tennesse nearly stole the show, though. Them boys was seriously funny with their Gore question. All in all it was a smart, funny and very real feeling debate certainly more than any of the others to date. Spuddish shout out to Anderson Cooper fer making the candidates answer the questions asked. Kudos to the candidates for answering as well.

The GOPhers prolly won't like this format too much.

Good!

Be Well.

oh my......sat through most of the whole thing until I just couldnt take it anymore.
one thing is apparent and very simple.
the democrat candidates for president provide a 'clear and present danger' to the security and safety of this country and your children.

the questions were absurd to the point that they demean the office of the presidency, of course with blow jobs in the oval office, maybe for them it was a step up.

and I have little doubt that the boys from tennessee were just a set up to make rural people look stupid....and it worked if you believe they are a face of tennessee.

and on iraq they were once again doing all they could to oneup the others on who could turn tail and run from iraq.....and even biden in a postdebate interview with wolf said...that it would take a year to leave because you have to remember that any sooner and you will leave with people shooting at you.......well duh..thats what happens when you run away and surrender...

and some talk of helping africa and as pointed out later......the bush administration HAS QUADRULPED AID TO AFRICA...............


and what in the hell is this gravel guy still doing there.......oh I know...pointing out all of the MILLIONS OF CORPORATE MONEY flowing into these so called anti corporate candidates.....

I am sure that many of you here were quite happy and pleased with what you heard and I am also sure that there are plenty of people watching it on cnn and aljezerra who were just as thrilled as you were because they know that with the election of one of those people then they will have suceeded in driving out the great satan and then they will of course begin to take care of each and every iraqi who had the nerve to back us and support a more democratic life than islamic radicals can afford to give to people and remain in total control of thier lives........anyone remember pol pot?

and the humiliation of the us military could be worse.....in the long run... than losing 3600 brave men and women.

and lastly...the subject of
KINDEGARTEN KONDOMS...

you just have GOT to be kidding me.

obama wants sexed for 5 year olds and make no mistake when he bullshits about good touching/bad touching......he supports planned parenthood.
look to thier website and look at something about curriculum for kindegarten and you will see some mention of.....MASTURBATION..........
I know that thrills many of you that 5 year olds can be taught that but as on person said on writing in after.
yet another reason to home school.

and another report shows that as a senator from IL obama voted against a ban of pornography on public computers.....

and in summary...

these are the candidates for president..

who can run the quickest into a defeat of which we have never seen before

who can see to it that the federal government GIVES AND GIVES AND GIVES...

whose supporters are much more there because of what the government GIVES AWAY....

immigration.......when asked if he would give free health care to ilegal immigrants, richardson said yes....and then he went on to say that all americans DESERVE health care...

first of all.......THEY ARE NOT AMERICANS
and people only DESERVE WHAT THEY WORK for not what the government WILL GIVE YOU............(infirmed, elderly, and handicapped not forgotten about)

again...the questions were just absurd.

So, you can't provide information on how to get to the information that you claim is on the Planned Parenthood website?

there is some reference to a suggested curriculum stating that they should be taught that its done by some people and I would assume that would require some definition of what it is.
I am also checking on the report heard this morning that they have taken it off because of bad press. have to look into it.........

".the questions were just absurd."

Posted by bushlovertwo




Yeah
The proles don't know anything compared to a retired third-rate band director from Bumfuck, Texas.

" One of the highlights came when a YouTuber asked the candidates to look to their left and say one thing about that person they liked and one thing they disliked.

Edwards said he liked Clinton's service to the country, as well as her husband's. But Edwards looked at the salmon-colored jacket Clinton wore and said jokingly, "But I don't know about that jacket.""

".the questions were just absurd."

Not one question about "terrorism".

I thought that was pretty absurd.

Overall, I thought the debate failed for the same reason all these deabtes fail -- to much clutter on the stage.

If it was only Edwards, Hillary, and Obama on the stage that would have been much more interesting and enlightening.

Why does Hillary alway's end up in the center of the debate stage?

The proles don't know anything compared to a retired third-rate band director from Bumfuck, Texa

I will answer this first.

fuck you asshole, you dont know your hole from an ass in the ground.


doc....foiund it but didnt.

educational resources and then went to kindegarten curriculum.......but then apparently the lady who I first heard this from on CNN early this morning must have spent the 17 bucks to get a copy of it and I dont believe I will support abortion by paying for the proof of what she said.............so in fairness, I will remove that allegation until proven...
in fairness....not something that libs are used to debating here........

zat..now if you accuse me of being a third rate trumpet player.well then you might have something.but the fuck you still stands..putz!!!!

I didnt count but werent most of the questions for those three anyway?

and yes I agree.....anderson kept them on task better than wolf.

and when the republicans come on they will ask how many wifes do you have or should have and other stupid things like that.

I wanted to ask little dennis what city in ohio was it that he was elected as mayor and promptly went bankrupt?

"a third rate trumpet player"

Not like Miles or Doc, huh?

Just pucker up your lips, and blow.

So, BLT, you "found it" and then you "didn't" find it? In other words, you can't provide information on how to get to the information that you claim is on the Planned Parenthood website.

Nice try.

Not ONE question about immigration. WTF?!?!?!

doc...please read the post carefully....I retracted the statement pending more proof......something I might add not no liberal here would EVER DO..........

zat........just pucker and blow this!!!!!!!!

(he says as he points to his massive crotch)...........yuk yuk

former......yes there was a question.
as I said earlier there was a question about illegals getting free health care and richardson said a quick yes....because he said that ALL AMERICANS deserve free health care........even though they ARENT AMERICANS>.........

I retracted the statement pending more proof......

You have to do this a lot, BLT. Why don't you do you fact checking before posting? It would save you considerable embarassment.

Not ONE question about immigration. WTF?!?!?!

Posted by FormerLib

I understand how you missed it. The term is now "undocumented Americans".
Presented by the MSM of course.

something I might add not no liberal here would EVER DO

While I don't know if I've done this in the past, I have, when posting an item I'm unsure of, made that very clear.

Did the Youtubers take loyalty oaths first?

the other thing that endeared this debate to the left here is the fact that answer after answer had little more to say than classwar.......classwar....... .classwar.....
that and everybody in this country DESERVES whatever they want and even if it means they dont have to EARN it....

and of course all of this classwar rhetoric was coming from some of the richest people in the country......

"and of course all of this classwar rhetoric was coming from some of the richest people in the country...."

Sometimes it's easier to see the class war when it's obvious you've won, and won big.

Not one question about "terrorism".

I thought that was pretty absurd.

At least you put quotes around "terrorism."

Now take the next step and put the quotes in context with how big a threat Americans feel from Terrorism. Contrast that with the political use of "terrorism."

"and of course all of this classwar rhetoric was coming from some of the richest people in the country......"

How dare they turn on their class!!!!
Class loyalty before patriotism!!!
Serfs should not be allowed to vote!!!

Class warfare.
Here if Ft. Lauderdale, this week.
I specifically know of TWO different companies that, in the past two weeks, fired a full time tradesman and hired TWO MEXICANs FOR THE SAME AMOUNT to replace them. That is two for one.
That is class warfare.
Don't worry, eventually this war will become violent.
Eventually, going the way we are...we will have real class warfare.
Invest overseas. Get your money out of America.
Oh wait, the rich are already doing that. I forgot.

Posted this in the other thread but:

I hate to do it, but I agree with BL2.

Out of the thousands of questions submitted, did they really need to play the rednecks, gun nut and snowman?

If I wanted comedy relief, I'd go watch Colbert or Stewart.

I also think it was a good night for Obama. Decent night for Richardson too, but he's crazy if he really thinks we can close up shop in 6 months in Iraq.

Oh and exactly how many gallons of Botox did Clinton have injected before the debate? Holy shit, she looked like she was 30 again.

The private jet question by Anderson was a nice touch too.

I watched about 5 minutes of this crappola on CNN... I see SS is an issue again...surprise, surprise...... not........

incubus.......so you see that now that the dems have blocked SS reform right out of bush's term that all of a sudden its a problem that has to be dealt with.....and its just a coincidence that the dems think they will be in the white house..
amazing how many times the dems will just help you to see who they really are time after time.......

danni......of course my point is that these rich people are LECTURING the rest of us while they do whatever they want.

cant use the private jet reference because what candidate can take coach from campaign stop to campaign stop?
well maybe this gravel guy.......

once again to put it simply and to the point..

these candidates are clear and present dangers to our safety and security......
you want proof.........look at what the dems just passed...
if I get on a plane and I overhear two muslims talking about taking crazy and I tell the stew.......I COULD GET SUED.......how fucked up is that??????

if I get on a plane and I overhear two muslims talking about taking crazy and I tell the stew.......I COULD GET SUED...
Posted by bushlovertwo


Name one case like that in an American jurisdiction in which a person was sued and held liable for damages as a result.

Just one.

please ancient.....I DID GET AHEAD OF MYSLEF A LITTLE........oops.....

might have been better said this way.

if dems have their way with legislation passed recently........there.....that
s more accurate.

jest.....I looked at the link and I have one question......

would it be quicker to use a fork or a knife to jab my eyes out..........

"Name one case like that in an American jurisdiction in which a person was sued and held liable for damages as a result."

don't say that, that destroys their simplistic talking point, those poor righties need someone to blame or hate.

every day they learn form Rush who to hate and who to blame. all bad things in life are somone elses fault, the liberals, the commies, someone

their ignorance drives them to do this so please don't upset their simplistic views, responsibilty is not their strong suit.

I heard Clown Music---

Geez Obama is sooooo inexperienced.

And the polls claim he won the debate--go figure..


Murphy