I don't know if I should bow my head in prayer or just keep going and kiss my ass good bye.

OK, I just can't resist. I tried, but I can't.

Will the doctors be looking for the President's head?

FF for SanAntone!

They will have to pull his head out before beginning the procedure...

Bush get's a colonoscopy and we, the country, get fucked up the ass by Cheney.

I'm sure there are at least 3 bliion people with ideas as to what they wish the proctologist could shove up there.

"Bush get's a colonoscopy and we, the country, get fucked up the ass by Cheney."

Seems like its been about a 6 1/2 year long colonoscopy, then. Ouch!

At least Cheney will officially be President. Instead of just sticking his hand up Bush's ass.

Maybe they'll find those weapons of mass destructions after all !

Can they do a rhinoplasty on Rob's nose while they're in there?

They could just talk to Jeff Gannon...he's been there before.

Lots of FF's given

This wasn't quite the reaming out that many people had hoped.

They hope to find K-K-K-Karl Rove!!!

Satan is in charge. The rapture is near.

Life's darkest moment as this sewer pipe is shoved up your rectum: hearing a medic say "oh-oh." I hate to wish evil on anyone, but I think it's an experience Dubya needs to share. Let the asshole jokes continue. herm

curious to see if he declares bush brain dead, ala frist... and then starts 4 wars

Repeating from another thread:

Tomorrow acting prez Darth Cheney will broadcast to the nation that he has issued an executive order shutting down the Drudge Retort --- as well as Congress and the supreme court.

Three percent of viewers will raise eyebrows. The rest will go back to the important stuff, Tiger and Barry. herm

Repeating from another thread:


I didn't think it could get less funny, but here we are...

If we are lucky, Cheney will fire Bush and become the real president.

I saw the title on this thread-and had to shut down my computer-I had a very sudden DESPERATE need to clean out my underwear....odd thing is-my colon STILL hasn't stopped spasming....

I didn't think it could get less funny, but here we are...


Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

That's only because your sense of humor was removed to make way for all those rethuglicunt values you soooo enjoy....

Seems like its been about a 6 1/2 year long colonoscopy, then. Ouch!

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2007-07-20 01:13 PM

HAH! Gave you a FF for that one. I'm still laughing.

I wonder if he'll just line a bunch of our soldiers up against a wall and kill them because he can.

His "flowers and chocolates" pronouncements certainly contributed to the lack of planning that has resulted in extra losses on our side. And there was no logical reason for him to talk out his ass like that. One can only conclude that he enjoys fucking over our troops.

Let's see -- 6-1/2 hours to "get things done"

Cheney "gotta nuke Iran" holds absolute power

THREE huge U.S. warships lined up off the coast of Iran

Anybody see a false flag on the horizon

My question is how are they going to be able to tell when he is unconscious?

"My question is how are they going to be able to tell when he is unconscious?"

He'll begin to speak coherently, make good decisions, and listen to advice.

The doctor is going to show Bush his "love" tomorrow.

This is nonsense. Colonoscopies take an hour to do. There is no reason to transfer powers to Cheney during this time. If by some horrible and totally remote accident the president were to die during the operation, he would assume the presidency anyways! Here's my favorite quote though,

""I did so because we're at war, and I just want to be super cautious," Bush said"

super cautious? How about super paranoid and totally ridiculous. OMG WE'RE AT WAR! Russian armored tank divisions are approach the capital, the iranian navy is shelling NY City, al queda is blowing everybody up.. the nation is in peril !!!! Run everybody run, take cover!!

something about this is definitely not kosher!

Danni,
I'm sooooo jealous I could scream!!

-Jeffey Gannon

UBERCYNIC actually my reference to "love" was an attempt to make a joke from his famous comments about OB/GYN docs not being able to....show their love...for women...

Danni,
I knew that. I can remember only a fraction of the thousands of idiotic Bush quotes, but I do remember his ob/gyn comment as it was one of his dumbest.

This pair have always used only 1 brain anyway. The real difference will be in that Cheney will actually be president now.

God help the world.

Atheists add your favorite.

Cheney is the president. He has been all this time. No one really thinks he would allow Bush to actually run something, right?

I think I'll be staying home and cleaning the guns tomorrow....

So Bush believes we're at war! Why is this no longer hilarious? herm

Danni,
I knew that. I can remember only a fraction of the thousands of idiotic Bush quotes, but I do remember his ob/gyn comment as it was one of his dumbest.

Good, I thought my joke just didn't work.
It probably wasn't very funny but at least if people understood what I meant then I'm ok.

His proctologist will be giving FF to bush's rectum - that's for sure.

BTW: Can Cheney execute Presidential Signing Statements while he's president?

Maybe Cheney will pardon Bush of his crimes.

Quick, someone hide the GWB Memorial Crayon Set.

It is strange though to see Bush hand over power for such a simple proceedure. Wierd. Should we call Art Bell?

President Bush will undergo a "routine" colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, White House press secretary Tony Snow said.

And yet another "trivial pursuit" question is born for future generations.

There's a reason his Colonoscopy is expected to take so long-and why dipshit feels soooo threatened by it-The Dr. doing the procedure-is Barney-the "wonderdog"....and yes-Jeff Gannon is jealous as HELL! After all-bushitter PROMISED him-he'd be the only one be able to "tickle his tonsils" from that direction......

I hope he nukes iran , iraq , syria , lebanon and lil dong .

I hope he nukes... lil dong .

Posted by rightnut at 2007-07-20 05:19 PM


you want him to nuke your dick?

Perhaps they'll find "LemmiWinks".

President Bush will undergo a "routine" colonoscopy Saturday...

Probably the first time in history it must be performed by a neurosurgeon.

J.D. Guckert will be advising the Doctor on how the President prefers to have his balloon knot penetrated.

I think everyone should pray for President Bush.

I know I will be as the thought of the TV news starting with "President Cheney today...." is enough to convert anyone to prayer.

you want him to nuke your dick?

Posted by briwo

He's hoping that'll get that crust off it-since it won't wash off-and either his wife-or-2nd cousin will FINALLY give him a piece......

This is nonsense. Colonoscopies take an hour to do. There is no reason to transfer powers to Cheney during this time....

5

If Bush is under a general anaesthesia for the procedure (a possiblity) then he would have to transfer power.

Darth Cheney President for the day!


That is one scary fucking thought-

Darth Cheney-"As your President I would like to say this about that,"

"grrr, grrr, grrr, grrrr, July Surprise, grrr, grrr, grrr!"

"Now go Fuck Yourselves!"

know I will be as the thought of the TV news starting with "President Cheney today...." is enough to convert anyone to prayer.

Posted by odie1kanobe at 2007-07-20 06:37 PM |

Yeah, at that point "rapture me up" -- and fast.

"President Bush underwent a colonoscopy procedure today. The doctors report that everything is normal and that the balloon of heroin, 500 dollars in small bills and Condoleeza Rice's pink vibrator has been returned."

"Here's Mark with weather."

Isn't this the second time Georgy has had a scope since 9-11?
Do they really think Osama is in there?

Axiom: I wish they had super size FF's!

Axiom: I wish they had super size FF's!


Who says 'conservatives' can't have a sense of humor?

And the search for WMDs continues...

"Cheney Becomes President Tomorrow"...
THIS JUST IN: Dick Cheney today achieved an erection for the first time in 13 years.

Questions for two.

Rob, what's it like to have no sense of humor?

Ness, how'd you like to be doing the procedure?

OK, I just can't resist. I tried, but I can't.
Will the doctors be looking for the President's head?
Posted by SanAntonioRogue

I don't know if anyone answered you since I just got here but no, if they were looking for The Chimp's head, they would have to do a colonoscopy on AntiChrist Cheney.

If he had a polyps removed, why did they post a photo of his brain?

er RCADE, you might want to change the headline or remove this story from the front page....er....it was like yesterday dude.