She probably wouldn't need any morning after pills if she didn't have 'embiggens.

I'm sorry...jumping into the cactus seemed like the thing to do at the time.

60 years too late for Barbara Bush.

ultimately the argument boils down to men wanting to control the decisions that women make with their reproductive systems. this type of mysogyny nothing really new. Read some of the stories of ancient greek society and how common it was for men to be bitter and angry over a womans power to control a mans future (which is the form of a newborn son.)

men can have their opinions, thats fine.. I just wont listen. However, if they want to make a scientific argument, that's another story. But I've yet to see anything credible in that regard. Most of what is out there is just rants and anger.

men can have their opinions, thats fine.. I just wont listen.

typical woman

men can have their opinions, thats fine.. I just wont listen.

typical woman

Posted by cheka at 2007-07-13 11:20 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Why should a Woman Listen to a man?? Hell if it was left upto Men Women would be barefoot and Pregnant all of the time.

Larry

sperms have rights, too!

Boa

Hell if it was left upto Men Women would be barefoot and Pregnant all of the time.

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I vote for nude or scantily clad.

My wife is 10 1/2 weeks pregnant. According to What To Expect When You're Expecting, here's what I get to look forward to:

Physical:

- Fatigue and sleepiness
- A need to urinate frequently
- Slight increase in vaginal discharge
- Nausea, with or without vomiting, and/or excessive salivation
- Constipation
- Heartburn, indigestion, flatulence, bloating
- Food aversions and cravings
- Breast changes: fullness, heaviness, tenderness, tingling; darkening of the areola; sweat glands in the areola becoming prominent like large good bumps; expanding network of bluish lines under the skin
- Additional veins visible elsewhere
- Occasional headaches
- Occasional faintness or dizziness
- Tightness of clothing around waist and bust
- Increasing appetite

Emotional

- Instability comparable to PMS (but probably more pronounced), which may include irritability, mood swings, irrationality, weepiness
- Misgivings, fear, joy, elation - and or all
- A new sense of calmness

Here's the question:

Why would a guy want a tired, peeing a lot, constipated, farting, sending you out for food, emotional, irritable woman all the time?

Only good part is the breast changes but better enjoy 'em while you can because pretty soon they'll belong to the baby.

to get some immortality from having some kid to maybe really miss you when you are dead?

Pirate-
re:...here's what I get to look forward to...

Somehow, my sympathy extends more to Mrs. Pirate.

Why would a guy want a tired, peeing a lot, constipated, farting, sending you out for food, emotional, irritable woman all the time?

Posted by Pirate at 2007-07-14 12:18 AM | Reply

If you have 2-3 wives, you can just have one pregnant at a time, and the other two can take care of her crap. Maybe the Mormons are onto something.

---if you have 2-3 wives, you can just have one pregnant at a time, and the other two can take care of her crap. Maybe the Mormons are onto something.---


Screw Mormons. Muslims were "on to something" before Mormons thought it a good idea.

So were
Tibetans:>

Younger Bear: I have a wife. And four horses.
Jack Crabb: I have a horse... and four wives.

-----Younger Bear: I have a wife. And four horses.
Jack Crabb: I have a horse... and four wives.----


Sometimes it gets hard for me to tell Amreeka and Pakistan apart....

Actually I don't know anyone who is suicidal enough to have more than one woman in his home.

Actually I don't know anyone who is suicidal enough to have more than one woman in his home.

Posted by Tosser

I agree...now

A year ago, I wouldn't have thought so ~ but that was before the knive attack several months ago here in the house.

World Peace ~ heck, trying not to be a house piece can be a viable plan at times:>)

Dutch:
10:00 post got a funny flag.
Dumb comment but it was very Jeff Foxworthy type funny. :>)

Oops!
10:50 comment.

Pirate:
Turn the table on her. Next time you carry the baby. Then she can complain about what she "is going to have to look forward to".
I believe you will really enjoy the labor and delivery part. :>)
Trust me, it's a blast!

Use of Morning-After Pill Embiggens

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Pirate:
Turn the table on her. Next time you carry the baby. Then she can complain about what she "is going to have to look forward to".
I believe you will really enjoy the labor and delivery part. :>)
Trust me, it's a blast!

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Chill. My tongue in check comment was about the reasons for wanting a women pregnant all the time.

For example, my wife cried yesterday because she missed part of a show that she wanted to watch.

This isn't exactly or nearly on thread but...

Who the hell came up with "embiggens".

You got to be kidding!!!

I personally have created some weird words. This one just fails to "sing"

And now, without further ado we return to you thread,

Wow RCADE, you really ARE a nerd.

RCAD:

It still doesn't "sing"-more like a fart.


(don't even get me started on "cromulent")

Well, if it's good enough for Mrs. Krabapple...

Cromulent is a great word. I wonder if anyone would call me on it if I used it in a patient's chart...

"Mr. X is post-op day 6 status post left upper lobectomy. He is doing well, and his pain control is cromulent..."

Yeah...me like.

Do you really need more late-night calls from mystified nurses?

Whoa baby! Keep lookin' at me like that-in THAT outfit-you're going to EMBIGGEN the big 'un in my pants......

60 years too late for Barbara Bush.

Posted by Ray
Not really Ray-all she has to do is take one-and call it a "retroactive" abortion-then put a bullet in his brain.

Do you really need more late-night calls from mystified nurses?

Morris-I don't recall EVER getting too many late night calls from Mystified Nurses......

My comment was directed to Dr. Ness.

Not really Ray-all she has to do is take one-and call it a "retroactive" abortion-then put a bullet in his brain.

Posted by frankf55 at 2007-07-14 04:41 PM


This isn't a good way to even think about solving the problem of a dysfunctional president.

He can live forever, just not as president.

Do you really need more late-night calls from mystified nurses?

Depends. This chill Jamaican nurse gave me some juice boxes the other day after I got pissed off at the fax machine. She can feel free to call me anytime.

He can live forever, just not as president.

Posted by keith204

you may have something there Keith...
Several conditions.....
1. He has to stay in the US
2. He'll have his SS detail-but-they're only there to keep him from being killed.
3. Anyone can punch him out at any time-and his SS detail isn't allowed to interfere.
4. Groups of people will be allowed to beat on him as well-they just have to be careful enough not to endanger his life.
5. Anyone can get money from him PERSONALLY-it has to come from his own pocket.
6. His family(and Darth Cheney's family)-are required to chip in to provide him with the money.
7. ANYONE for ANY reason-can ask him for whatever amount they want-they don't even have to tell him what they want it for-he just has to dip in his own pocket and come up with it-or go to an ATM and draw it out.
8. After he gives them the money-he's to turn away from them-and bend over so they can kick him in the ass-as hard as they'd like to.
Seems like a reasonable "retirement" project for him to me.........

FRANKF55

Good start to work from but needs more.

I know it may sound strange or even wrong to some but if needed I would stand in front of any president of the US and take a bullet.

Why?

I may hate him and all his actions. True.
He is the president of my country. That means vastly more than the man.

Maybe you understand, maybe not, I hope some can.

Keith...I for one can appreciate the sentiment and up until this beady-eyed carpetbagger, I would have been standing right there beside you. That said, I feel obligated to tell you that I wouldn't walk across the street to hock a green deep lung lugie on the empty suit currently squatting in the White House.

Pirate:

I know/knew what you were doing/saying.

Find a movie that she loves that makes her cry. Actually, find and buy several movies that make her cry. Let her watch them. I know that sounds silly, but it works.

You could also drive 35 miles at 10pm to buy salsa and chips from her favorite restaurant. Ratso did and he also learned which aisle the cotton candy and candy apples were on in every grocery store within a 40 mile radius.

Wow RCADE, you really ARE a nerd.

You should watch what you say -- I am a dungeon master. Make your saving throw against fireball.