Um. Yeah.

Nice mug shots, by the way. Some real winners there. Good luck ever getting a job, fuck-tards. This kind of shit is why I plan on being cremated.

Charming find, Ness!

How low can ya go?

In these boys case about six feet under.

Having a hard time digging up a date on yet another Saturday night the Grunke Twins and their pal Dustin the uber-dweeb have a brilliant idear!

Let's dig up the recently deceased 20 year old mororcyclist girl and try fucking her corpse!

At 20 these guys had, apparently, never heard of prostitution or inflatable sheep or anything, really, other than freakin' necrophilia?!

They woulda looked less creepy and weird if they attempted to mount a massive block of swiss cheese instead.

Spud doesn't think "pursuit of happiness" should include fucking dead people.

That's just sick.

Are there any states where it is illegal?

Be Well.

They should have just signed up with e-Harmony or some other dating service. Talk about being hard up.

...were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash.

Ewwwww, come on. I mean your "date" isn't going to be looking that good anyway after being dead and buried for a few weeks but buried after being in a motorcycle accident and then dug up. aaagggghhhh.

It ain't warm and it ain't wet
but it's better than what I used to get.

Necrophilia, I wanna feel ya.

(sick song from my college days and no, I have no interest)

This is soooo sick...castrate the sick bastards and get it over with.

Guess they wanted to jump her bones--literally.

Heard it was a Dem Senator "looking for votes" and he got sidetracked as many of them do.

Actually, it was a Republican. He figured why stop screwing us just because we're dead.

Excellent title, RCade. Too bad there's not a Pulitzer for that.

I smell a Peabody... or is it a dead body?

Those mugshots...The Niceville Family?

In the interest of the gene pool I think these three should be sterilized.
Hopefully no (living) woman will let them anywhere near her, but I don't think we should take any chances.

They couldn't get them with some sort of grave vandalism charge?

It was/is(?) a Hell's Angel requirement for joining. Why did anyone want to be a member that badly? A cop friend got called to a graveyard when the ceremonial rite was happening. He still has nightmares.

Holy Crap!

I'm speechless.

how do they decide who gets the sloppy seconds?

Why didn't these guys just screw each other? Is there really less social stigma to doing a corpse than gay sex?

"Is there really less social stigma to doing a corpse than gay sex?"

Wow.

I'm speechless after that.

What a horrible thing to say.

Why didn't these guys just screw each other? Is there really less social stigma to doing a corpse than gay sex? Posted by katieberry at 2007-05-21 07:27 AM | Reply | Flag:WTF?

Wow.

Double WOW to Katie:

and a double LOL, too.

Looking at Necrophilia through the most narrow of prisms, AND assuming this is a serious POV, one might say that the difference between the two boils down to "consent."

Excuse me, Katie, but your post will have to go down as A DR classic.

I can't believe anybody even said that.

KATIE:

Are you sure you don't want to re-think that comment.

Because if you don't, you're going to be stuck with it for the rest of your Drudge Retort life.

And THAT won't be pretty.

Back in the day I got busy with a couple gals I could swear were dead. In fact, one was affectionately known among our frat as "deadf*ck."

Did anyone bother to check her pulse?

""Is there really less social stigma to doing a corpse than gay sex?""

Gee, I would hope so, but maybe not for some really sick people. Really sick people. REally, really sick people. Really, really, really sick people. REally, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sick people.

Now this is probably the sickest thread I've ever checked out on this board.


Berkley, you can't be serious about the Hell's Angels thing, can you?

Oohrah -

Was she at least breathing? I mean, once in a while?

Oohrah -

Nothing personal, mind you, but I wonder what her side of the story sounds like?
:)

ah yes......a whole thread about this sick shit in wisconsin and not one comment about wisconsin.......if it has happened in TEJAS, well I can only imagine the sicker lines concerning that....but of course it did happen in wisconsin and what ever happened there of note besides a bunch of people putting cheese on thier heads and worshipping a gay quarterback.

a whole thread about this sick shit in wisconsin and not one comment about wisconsin.......if it has happened in TEJAS

Have you ever considered, it might not be considered remarkable in Tejas?

First of all Bushlover....things like this would be normal in Texas. Texas has a fair amount of sickos living there. It is not the norm from WI.

Secondly....I realize you can't tell the difference, but it's not REAL cheese we wear on our heads. It's f-o-a-m. And you forgot to mention my Packer earrings, 14k gold Packer pendant, my #4 Jersey, my Packer slippers, Packer boxers and the huge Packer emblem I have on the back window of my van.

Thirdly....Favre is far from "gay". You only wish you had a woman as beautiful as his wife.

Well put Lisa. 2 daughters, hot wife and he 's gay. What a retard.

Oh, and btw BL2, Tony Roma is from Wiasconsin, dick.

Doc:

I'm pleading the fifth. : )

WISGOD:

Bushlover's a dork. Plain and simple.

Oohrah:

Yes, they are still publicly owned.

I was the one watching the games with my dad...not my brothers.

Good or bad...the Pack is my team. Always will be.

Oh, and Oohrah...my friend and I are thinking about getting a "G" tattoo.

I've never had a tat before, but if I got one...that would be it.

Oohrah:

People put their grandchildrens names on waiting lists in hopes that they might be able to get season tickets. They are impossible to get otherwise.

I'm very excited because they play the Rams on Dec. 16th in SL and I am going to the game. They also play the Chiefs, but I hear tickets are hard to get there...not as hard as in GB but still difficult.

I don't care what they cost...I'm going to both games!

Wearing all my Packer stuff, I will add!!

It will be the little guys first Packer game!!

Ahem...after reading all your responses, it falls upon me to remind everyone that there was a snark-packed thread here on Drudgsterdome when the gentlemen in question were initially arrested for the deed. Anyone remember it?

I just absolutely LOVE getting lisa all riled up about her beloved packers and favre.....I am so sorry for her that they will be lucky to win 3 or 4 games this year....its hard to win when your qb needs a wheelchair..........and wisgod........-please learn how to ascertain satire from words......lisa knows just what to do when I push those buttons..........

the little guys first packers game.....


remember to enjoy every second.

and wisgod........-please learn how to ascertain satire from words......

Sorry, I must have confused stupidity with satire....my bad.

Bushlover....you're delusional. You do not get me riled up about anything, least of all the Pack.

"lisa knows just what to do when I push those buttons.........."

Yes. I just come back and smack on you. You're so easy.

And...I will enjoy ever second of my little guys first Packer game. He's going to have a blast!!

And so is mommy!

"Sorry, I must have confused stupidity with satire."

LOL

See...you're too easy!

Have a great day! Need to check on Mike.

how do they decide who gets the sloppy seconds?

Posted by vernon at 2007-05-21 02:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

When someone lowers themselves to fucking rotting corpses, I don't think they really care about the small details like that.

Yes, but she seemed mostly dead... no noise, little movement. Hardly a smile. Almost like it was her duty and she was just going along with it.....

Posted by OohRah at 2007-05-21 08:37 AM | Reply | Flag:

You must be used to that by now. D'oh!

Yes, but she seemed mostly dead... no noise, little movement. Hardly a smile. Almost like it was her duty and she was just going along with it.....

What was the post coital pillow talk like?

She: How was it for you?

He: Great! I loved it when you moved.



Cheers

I guess I should clarify my previous post...

You have two guys who desperately want to have sex. Apparently, no woman would have consentual sex with them; as such, they had four options:

1. Have sex with each other;
2. Have sex with an animal;
3. Buy a hooker;
4. Dig up a corpse and have sex with it.

My guess is, they considered option 1 a sin, option 2 too gross, couldn't afford option 3, so like any logical hillbilly, they got'r done and dug one up.

Makes total sense to me. Although, I still think it would have been easier to do each other.

Though, I would be curious to know, how many states have anti-necrophelia laws on the books vs. anti-gay laws (whether it be anti-gay marriage or sodomy laws). I suspect more states fear gay marriage over sleeping with the dead.

"When someone lowers themselves to fucking rotting corpses, I don't think they really care about the small details like that."



Definition of a Democrat Voters Drive.

My guess is, they considered option 1 a sin, option 2 too gross, couldn't afford option 3, so like any logical hillbilly, they got'r done and dug one up.

----

Well considering 2 of them were brothers, I would have to say they probably thought option 1 was too gross.

I'm surprised they didn't go for the easiest option and just whack off.

Just goes to show that love is an elusive thing, and you never know just where you're going to find it... Or, in this case, unearth it...

"They couldn't get them with some sort of grave vandalism charge?"

The headline is a bit misleading. They aren't being charged with "necrophilia" because no such charge exists in the Wis. books (look for that to change soon). The article does say that "The men still face lesser charges". I'm guessing that grave vandalism will be on there, along with trespassing and gross abuse of a corpse, along with charges for any drugs a search of their car turned up. So don't worry, these guys aren't off the hook just yet.

Note to self: Don't bother trying to dig up chicks in Wisconsin.

"It was/is(?) a Hell's Angel requirement for joining. Why did anyone want to be a member that badly? A cop friend got called to a graveyard when the ceremonial rite was happening. He still has nightmares.

Posted by Berkeley at 2007-05-21 01:55 AM"

Huh? I have several shirt-tail relatives who are members, and none of them stiffed a stiff. Where do you get your info?

I suspect more states fear gay marriage over sleeping with the dead.

Well DUH! Sticking into another guy's pooper is GROSS!

....

Wait a minute...

So, WisGod - how much time do you think you'll have to serve?

"...is there really less social stigma to doing a corpse than gay sex?...Posted by katieberry"

Katie - go fuck yourself with a crucifix you homophobic gash jammer.

That was a piss poor attempt at backpeddaling, Katie.

Why not just apologize for your first post and move on.

Your "clarification" said nothing as to why you would think that the social stigma of being gay is any way, shape or form, close to that of fucking a corpse.

Is it possible that Katieberry's post was a comment on the hysterical and abominable treatment of gays in our society? That's how I read it - not that SHE thinks the two are equivalent, just that we don't treat gays well in this country. But I don't know katieberry's posting history, so maybe I give her too much credit.

I think that KATIEBERRY's post was an attempt at being ironical...

Pointing out that in an increasing number of states there are laws that prohibit the freedom of homosexuals in one way or another, yet in many states there are no laws against digging up, and having sex with, corpses... (BTW, these are the "red" states).

Katie you forgot an option...

#5. Jack off to internet porn and play video games

they may have not had a computer :(

Rev:
As a heart attack in a mid-air crash.

Rev:
Mail me for details. Lisa, Trees, Spud, and Hans have my address.

So, WisGod - how much time do you think you'll have to serve?

Posted by mOntecOre

Were you born an asshole, or just grow up to become one?