Tour dates? Coming through Los Angeles?

Wow RC, I'm flattered. Great headline too, as my motto is:

If you want to be Hardcore, you have to live Hardcore.

Tour dates? Coming through Los Angeles?

Posted by dutch46

I'm not sure of the dates, but we're hitting Cali this summer.

The band sounds totally consistent with your nihilism, TFDnihilist

Glad you liked it. I was pleasantly surprised to learn this morning that one of our own rocks hard.

If you want to be Hardcore, you have to live Hardcore.

That used to be my motto. Since I turned 40, my new motto is "Take Care of Your Digestive Tract and It Will Take Care of You."

FF fer Rcade.

When you turn 50, it will be, "Take Care of Your Prostate and It Will Take Care of You."

That used to be my motto. Since I turned 40, my new motto is "Take Care of Your Digestive Tract and It Will Take Care of You."

Posted by rcade

Well, I'm 45, and I love kicking 19y/o's little rock and roll asses all over the stage.

The band sounds totally consistent with your nihilism, TFDnihilist

Posted by kirk

Listen to the second song:
"Nihilisim, Emptyness, Nothingness and Nonsense" for a true sensory trip into aural nihilisim.

And at 60, it will be "Turn down that damn music, ya damn kids!"

Great news, TFD. Congrats.

Just remember, to be a true nihilist, you must constantly strive to out-do Keith Moon whenever staying in a hotel room.

That will become "Take Care of Your Digestive Tract OR It Will Take Care of You." as you get closer to 60.

One good thing about a colonoscopy: fentanyl.

And at 60, it will be "Turn down that damn music, ya damn kids!"
Posted by RevDarko

I'm pretty sure I'm the only Dad in the neighborhood whose son is constantly telling him to turn it down.


Just remember, to be a true nihilist, you must constantly strive to out-do Keith Moon whenever staying in a hotel room.

Posted by RevDarko

Hotel Rooms!?!?!

We're lucky if the floors we sleep on have rugs.

We're lucky if the floors we sleep on have rugs.

Ah, well I remember that from my days in a band. My band, sadly, disolved under some rather irritating circumstances.

Trust me, though, from the sound of it, you'll be staying in the Plaza in no time.

By the way, would you be so kind as to check your e-mail, TFD? Thanks.

The biggest Al Qaeda figure in Iraq, besides Al Masri, is reportedly killed.
According to the iraqi government, Abu Omar Al-Baghdadi, the head of the top Al Qaeda group in Iraq, was killed today. Now keep in mind, on March 9, the Government reported that he had been arrested in the town of Abu Ghraib. That didn't seem to pan out. But this time reports are coming from multiple sources.
Interestingly, against the backdrop of the back to back killings of Al Qaeda's top two, the dramatic Baghdad bombing campaign dissipated.
The importance of Al-Baghdadi's death cannot be overstated because he was actually the glue that held together not a single Al Qaeda unit, but the country's top umbrella group. There is some meritorious argument that Baghdadi was actually Al- Masri's superior, as Al-Masri was considered a military operations chief, and Al-Baghdadi was the overall military/political/spiritual CEO. By heading the Islamic State of Iraq, Al-Baghdadi supervised the operations of several Al Qaeda groups. Just a week ago, Baghdadi was feverishly trying to reunite Al Qaeda with Sunni tribes that had gone over to the U.S. side.

Guess that didn't work. It appears that he was in fact killed by Sunni militia.

Floors?

You had floors?

Floors?

You had floors?

Who needs a floor if you've got fentanyl.

When I was in a band, we walked uphill both ways barefoot through two inches of broken glass. We didn't have guitar strings either. We just picked up useful chunks of broken glass and did what we could. And you know what? WE WERE THANKFUL

(Congrats on releasing an album, TFD.)

Special Wine just for the hard core Retorters Winos here:>)


Wal-Mart announced that they would soon be offering customers a new discount
item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an
affordable price, in the $1 -3 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal*Mart brand into
their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathy
Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."

Customer survey's were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the
Wal*Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal*Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

of course, others here may prefer my former favorites from Rothschild's vineyards...

"And at 60, it will be "Turn down that damn music, ya damn kids!""

I'm 45 and I hear that from my kids who are in their teens...

FF for PV

At least you had broken glass. I have to make my strings from my own intestines.

That's awesome! Come play Chicago some time. There's some great little places like the Empty Bottle, and then there's the Metro and the Double Door where a lot of bands get their start.

Or try to get into Lalapolooza which has found a home in Chitown. Rockin' in Grant Park is a great way to spend a weekend.

TFD, I realize this is slightly unlikely at this point, but if I could ask you to repost your group's link in the Nooner (so I am absolutely sure it doesn't disappear before I can get to it, as I am behidn a firewall right now and therefore cannot partake), I'd greatly appreciate it.

Total Fucking Destruction?

Woo Hoo! Mr The Nihilist is hardcore!

Geez who'da thunkit?

Funny thread so far.

"I have to make my strings from my own intestines"

And ya try and tell the young kids of today that and they won't believe ya!

Alright and now fer something completely similar...

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky!...

We had to wake up 3 hours before we went to bed.....

Thanks Spud, I love that skit.

LU Reason, check the nooner.

TFD...cruncher, eh? If I may offer a suggestion about a guitar, you might want to check out the Ibanez MM1. It's a solid body baritone strung B to B. It's signature model for a guitarist in some band called Stained. Never heard of them, but when I was shopping around for a baritone, I stumbled across this guitar. It's a laminated solid mahogony neck-through, and heavy as a Fender P-Bass. Good bang for the buck, and intonates miles better than that new Fender baritone at twice the price and didn't have that twangy Danelectro sound.

I'm not sure of the dates, but we're hitting Cali this summer.

Posted by TFDNihilist at 2007-05-03 09:57 AM

Just don't leave any bruises on me.

TFD:

Much success to you!

I'm not into hardcore music, but I sincerely wish you the best!

"Tossed from a moving vehicle twice."

Most likely by his daughter he liked to dress up and take to bars to watch the old guys hit on her!

" Regularly file others."

God God, what is he, a vampire??

I knew this guy wasn't right in the head, but geez....I didn't realize he was this twisted!

TFD, I did finally listen (via the Myspace page), and as mentioned on the Nooner:

Good shit. Play on.