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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Some Bay Area doctors are promoting Pap tests for gay men to reduce rising rates of anal cancer.

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Sounds like a great idea, and I'm surprised there are physicians opposed to anal pap smear. Undoubtedly some may be more interested in promoting a presciption alternative.

Great idea.

Make sure the speculum used to spread open their ass is ice cold.

They'll then appreciate what us women have been going through for years.

That should not exclusive for gay men.

All men need to have that experience.

Lisa
Is that your picture on the right side of this page? No not the meat.

Lisa Is that your picture?

All of Lisa's pictures are in the nude.

Or with body paint.

Of course she may have some I haven't seen.

..."Anal cancer is a silent issue that's been building for at least 10 years,"....

I never heard of it until Farrah Fawcett had it a couple years ago.

I never heard of it until Farrah Fawcett had it a couple years ago.

It ain't
pretty.

Then again, penile cancer is not that cool either.

Well, Ness, somethin's gonna get ya.

Well, Ness, somethin's gonna get ya.

I think I'd rather be blown away by a whacked out Korean.

Ray:

No...that's not me. I have a few additional pounds, I'm blonde, have blues eyes and much bigger boobs.

And disregard Mike's post.

He's mad I made him wear the french maid outfit last night. That is just his weak attempt at getting even.

Actually I MADE the french maid while Lisa was getting her "beauty sleep." Nothing like a little Jail Bait to unwind.

Lisa
For some reason I would not have picked you for blonde hair and blue eyes. And especially not for boobs bigger than the ones in that picture.

Mike only wishes he could see you nude. You know him in person?

Ray:

" You know him in person?"

We live together!

And the only thing Mike "MADE" was a mess in his pants.

HAHAHAHA. I can't keep track of the men you've been with. They must be some pair of boobs!

". I can't keep track of the men you've been with."

What are you talking about????

You do realize that Mike is Ozarkaggie, don't you, Ray??

I recall you being with a different guy, or at least he had a different name. I would recognize his name if I saw it again. He was orientated towards science. Same guy?

Yes Ray....same guy.

Ozarkaggie.

No. That clarifies it. It was tempting to keep my confusion going but I resisted.

Both cancers are caused by the same sexually transmitted virus.

Since when is cancer caused by a Virus?

I thought that viruses can only make some cells or the body more susceptible to cancer...but not be the direct cause of it.

I'm not a slut, Ray.

My little guy has not seen a revolving door on my bedroom.

quicker

You do realize that Mike is Ozarkaggie, don't you, Ray??

Lisa, Is your only role in life to accuse people of being someone else?

"Lisa, Is your only role in life to accuse people of being someone else?"

Your's is obviously shooting off your mouth before making sure your brains are loaded.

And I have no desire to explain this to you.

Go write your letter.

Gotta tell you about my last date. The woman had breast cancer and a full mastectomy. Chemotherapy messed her up so bad, she wouldn't have vaginal sex. The one before that had hands distorted by arthritis.
It's a real problem trying to find a healthy woman anywhere near my age. I've got a body so healthy, I'll probably live to a hundred.

"I've got a body so healthy, I'll probably live to a hundred."

That's a good thing, Ray.

" Chemotherapy messed her up so bad, she wouldn't have vaginal sex"

There are other options.

Is that all you want a woman for is sex???

I'm not a slut, Ray.

Never thought so. In my book, if your romances were short term, that would not make you a slut.

No, but sex is an integral part of a healthy relationship.

I know Ray. It is.

"Anal cancer is a silent issue that's been building for at least 10 years,""

Ah! Silent but deadly!

There are other options"

If you went to all the way to Disneyland and the Matterhorn was broken would you pack up and go home?

Hell no!

You'd try the Tilt-a-Whirl or one of the other fun rides.

Don't fergit about the minimun "height" requirement fer some of the more adventurous rides!

:)

Be Well.

PS: Spud is blame Spring Fever fer the above.

"Let me breathe the color of spring"

I thought that viruses can only make some cells or the body more susceptible to cancer...but not be the direct cause of it.
Posted by Bowa at 2007-04-22 05:58 PM


Absolutely correct - cancerous mutation is triggered, although it is possible to intoduce into a healthy organism. The deadly "shotgun". :]

Someone needs to invent the rectal bong to stem the cancerous growth. :]

Isn't that what coffee enimas were for?
Or was that Drano enimas?

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