Maybe they just need to use more Diabold machines?

Laura, please keep all sharp objects, guns, and other weapons and drugs away from George for the next few days. The life of the president may well be in your hands. If you should fumble...oh well.

Cheney's ticker couldn't handle it.

He'd have the big one long before 2008.

Has anyone noticed how much Bush is yelling nowadays? Oh, he's still selling the same, tired old crap, but now he's "really mad." Furrowing his eyebrows and everything. Reminds me a little of those old Hitler spit-flying speeches.

Roy - quit raising our hopes and selling us sunshine.

I've been listening to Bush give his same old pep talk in the last weeks. Say the word IRAQ some more, George! Say it more and more and more! Thanks, from the Democratic Party.