Pops, they're so much like us.

How can Stephen Colbert not love a beer drinking, snack munching bear?
Of course, all of us old farts knew this from watching Yogi.

Winnebago Warrior...

FEED DORITOS TO THE BEARS!

Damned Dick Buttkiss You know You are supposed to ASK before You enter into someone's Vehicle.

Larry

I used to go camping up Poudre Canyon in Colorado. Every day I'd drive down to the general store for a newspaper and supplies (beer, mostly) and there was always a black bear hanging around the parking lot.

He'd eat anything, but was especially fond of marshmallows, cookies, and anything sweet.

It was always fun to see him go up to the driver's side of a car full of people who had never seen such a thing. He'd plaster himself across the window and everybody would scream.

"Does a bear **it in the woods?" What about cars? Now that's a cruel ending, but this too shall, uh, pass.