Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha -- some honeymoon.

Married to a snake???

Most women are. : )

"Married to a snake???

Most women are. : )"

I sure hope they have a use for it.

Bwahahahaha.

Well..she can now put those cucumbers in a salad.

She married a snake.
And then is surprised when he doesn't show up for the wedding?
How long is it gonna be before she has to divorce him? Since he's a snake-he's liable to have a family on the side.
This is even dumber than a woman marrying a man in prison for life.....

Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.