Florida .................. Fear

Coincidence?

Most people think oranges.........to each their own.

Go Liberals!

The French were prepared to surrender, and then the boat turned north.

Go Liberals!

Liberals?
Rush lives in Florida.
Niceville lives in Florida.
Does RCADE outweigh both of them?
Certainly not Rush.
And Nubsey and "Rajah" are cousins.
This is incestuous.

Why is Florida like Paris? Scenery is nice, The people make it suck.

Rather visit Paris.

"Rather visit Paris."

A great sigh of relief emanates from the state of Florida.

Go Liberals!

He meant Paris Hilton.
In Orlando.

The worst thing about pediatrics is not being vomited on or constantly getting sick, its dealing with the nutjob parents.

Like these.

Wrap your kids in plastic and stow them in the crisper if you can't stand the possibility of danger.

I hear the RepubliParents were about to give up all their parental rights to the Department of Homeland Security, after urinating in their pants because a Muslim walked into the airport.

False alarm, however- it was really just a Mexican pizza delivery guy. The DHS declined to comment for this post.

Did you know Miami is turning yellow? Yep-everytime a Rethug sees a Cuban-he doesn't know whether to scream about Commies or Muslims.......so they all just piss down their legs......

DHS called-they refuse to cean up the mess-saying it'll come in handy when the Chinese take over-whatever that means......

(((Herb Wiseman, operations officer for the district, was quoted in local papers in March saying he was wary of "loading 140 students on a plane and sending them to a city that has just had a terrorist attack".

He told the Fort Myers News-Press: "We don't know what kind of safety measures they have.

"We're on the lookout for terrorists in this country, but we don't know their policies."

Mr Wiseman also apparently responded to suggestions that officials could fly to London to check security arrangements by saying: "It still doesn't explain what happens if kids get on a train that blows up.

"We don't have trains blowing up in America.")))

This guy is the biggest retard in the universe. How do people like this get dressed in the morning?

DHS called-they refuse to cean up the mess-saying it'll come in handy when the Chinese take over-whatever that means......

Posted by frankf55 at 2006-04-08 12:15 AM

Me put peepee in your Coke.

DHS called-they refuse to cean up the mess-saying it'll come in handy when the Chinese take over-whatever that means......

Posted by frankf55 at 2006-04-08 12:15 AM

This looks like a job for FEMA!

Florida is becoming populated with uncultured idiots. It's not the heat it's the stupidity....


"Herb Wiseman, operations officer for the district, was quoted in local papers in March saying he was wary of "loading 140 students on a plane and sending them to a city that has just had a terrorist attack"
The IRA has been bombing London for years. You also had your random domestic terrorists like the nail bomber. I guess he's never going to London....

We're on the lookout for terrorists in this country, but we don't know their policies."

Again, London has been looking for terrorists for over 40 years. This guy should be more worried about his kids dieing in rail accidents which have become more common under privitization.


Fort Myers' murder rate was several times higher than London's.
I actually lived in London for a couple years. I moved there from Florida. I never felt safer in my life. I even lived near an area that was considered rough ( Ladbrok Grove ). It was no where near as rough as U.S. cities. I never worried about some one shooting me. So much for the ole Neo-Con "If guns were illegal all the criminals would have them"

"Here is something we could us more of:::"

I don't see a problem with that, I just hope he taught them how to smoke a hookah.

Cheers,
Walt

Hey walt
How about nude photos of Condi?

Hans
Pass me the bucket of water.

Hans, you are the best. Did nicEVILe color this one with crayons??

Walt
Paris is hotter than Ann Coulter,
that's for sure.

"Did nicEVILe color this one with crayons??"

Clinton, I am sure crayon boy did the whole gang:

Hans, I always thought lesbians were hot til I saw this - "...Condi's pretty close".

One more mythter and mythis ground up in the gender gap.

Nice ones Hans.

Zat, sorry, I only got to shake her hand and take a few bad pictures.

-Walt

"Walt
Paris is hotter than Ann Coulter,
that's for sure."

Yeah, and Ann Coulter is hotter than Katerine Harris.

-Walt

Hey, Condi's a lot hotter than her predecessor, Madeline Albright.

Yeah if You love Gaped Teethed Women LOL

Larry

Madeline Albright is hotter than Katherine Harris.

"but she is definately not as foul as some of you guys claim."

Well, maybe, if she was unconscious.

"I only got to shake her hand and take a few bad pictures."

Took me a while to get this far back in the queue.




Do you know where that hand has been?

"I only got to shake her hand and take a few bad pictures."

Took me a while to get this far back in the queue.




Do you know where that hand has been?

Posted by zatoichi at 2006-04-08 12:10 PM | Reply

been rubbin' the brown sugar, I suspect..

Yeah, and Ann Coulter is hotter than Katerine Harris.

-Walt


Posted by Walt at 2006-04-08 10:40 AM | Reply

Walt, Ann is a man...ever notice that adam's apple?

"Walt, Ann is a man...ever notice that adam's apple?"

She's still hotter than Katherine Harris.

"She's still hotter than Katherine Harris."

That's not saying much. Not much at all. In fact, that's not saying anything. Zero. Zilch. Nada. LOL.

"You guys are great. "

ROFL

We're the best you can get.

Walt
When do you think that picture was taken?

Zat, you look at that picture. If it is real, she is certifiably hot. Not as good as Paris or Shakira or Jaime Pressley, but for an old chick, she is hot.

"Best I can get". You are probably right, so no complaints here.

-Walt

I dont know Zat, prolly 2005.

I dont know Zat, prolly 2005.

Posted by Walt at 2006-04-08 02:45 PM | Reply

Walt, I'm thinking 1985...

I'm thinking 1975...wearing falsies.

Read the comments at Wonkette.

Even with implants she still looks like an old crow.

"I am not sure if it is real"

It is real, Walt.

Hans

"I too was upset to see there was no hot boob pictures. Don't get me wrong, she is the devil. She just happens to be a devil with breasts of hot sweet milky evil."

Seems the pic is real.

So she aged a bit? Wanna hold that against her, come on now? Compare a young KH to a young HC and tell me who you rather do. KH looked hot, so does Ann Aka the Man.

I would like to see a picture of every guy's wife that complains Ann is a man and KH is ugly.

I bet most dudes here saying AC and KH are ugly have dragons for wives, but I can't be sure.

Zat, I will respect your opinion as I have seen a picture of your wife and for the record, she is way hotter than AC and KH.

-Walt

" for the record, she is way hotter than AC and KH."

Stevie Nicks can still get in line.
The Goddess thinks you're kinda cute for a kid, Walt. The Petra pix made her jealous. She's never been there.

Yeah you told me that already, tell me how a 22 year old wife can call a 33 year old man a kid and I will be impressed.

Stevie Nicks is funny, she has a weird scratchy voice, like I don't know, just weird.

You guys should go to Amman and check out Petra, just 2 days in Petra is enough, and then sun the buns at the Dead Sea.

Google Dead Sea products, chicks love that shit and it works. My skin felt like the ass of a 2 month old baby when I left there.

SAVE THE PEDOPHILE JOKES

-Walt

"22 year old"

Still blonde at 56.
But thanks anyway.

Salt can be a good thing.

Zat, you could strap yourself with 100 pounds of explosives and still float easily from Jordan to Israel without any effort in the Dead Sea.

All the fatties that want to feel light should visit the Dead Sea. It's like being on the moon but on Earth.

-Walt

BTW>>>> Nite, I am crashing

Later Walt

l8r zat, check my other posts.

Did I miss it??

I just skimmed all the posts in this thread, but I didn't see how this one was Goerge W. Bush's fault...

-C

I just skimmed all the posts in this thread, but I didn't see how this one was Goerge W. Bush's fault...

Most people in Britain like America and Americans but think Bush is stupid and/or dangerous and can't figure out why somebody like him could become President.

The famous "how can 59 million people be so dumb" headline that came out in one British newspaper when Bush won in '04 reflects the majority opinion there even among conservatives.

So when they're sitting in their living room planning vacations and choosing between France, Spain, Portugal or Disney in California or Florida those feelings probably play a small part in their decision. Some of them will even be aware that California and Florida are very different places and conclude that California is more to their taste.

See. I knew I could make this Bush's fault.

Blue you didn't blame him fast enough so it doesn't count. It has to come from the heart and it has to be immediate, almost impulsive actually.

Cheers,
Walt

Oh, it comes from the heart all right. The brain too.

You know it's a damned shame they don't have Grown Up "Field Trips" to certain places like Russia for We Bachelors. Maybe then we could become "Honest" folks know what I mean.

Larry

Hey that looks awesome Hans. Maybe there is Hope for me Yet LMAO. 34 Years of age and never been married kinda sucks. LOL

Larry