I thought they'd finished filming Pirates of the Caribean II.

That Johnny Depp. He's a stickler for realism.

Regards,
etc.

So the Love Boat requires it's passengers to prepare to repell boarders?

That would be a gold mine to Somalian pirates. The buffet I mean.

PIRATE

To our Retort blogger, Pirate, are these guys friends of yours?

This is next year's hit movie.

Well, the passengers will have alot more of an exciting story to tell when they get back from their cruise than how many shuffleboard games they won.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's a pirate's life for me!

Very funny comments!

However, this really is scary!

I'll say it is...Can you imagine being attacked by five hundred bingo playing drunk 65-75 year old seniors?

You are messing with their midnight chocolate buffett here pirates.

You would have better luck knocking over a Dem fundraiser dinner for Lou Dobbs.

You know....you had to ruin your post didn't you. It was quite funny...till the very end of it!

You ruined a good thing!

This is next year's hit movie.

* * * *
Actually, it happened 10 years ago: Speed 2.

Ignore it then.

What happened to the moderate?

Would the last line have been funny if it were Jeb?

I thought so.

Lou thought it was funny.

Maybe Speed 2 just got to Somalia?

Must have been a sight inside and out. Fat love boat turning to blue water engines spun to flank a position they've never in, the drunks and the tears. Yup a movie for next summer release.

Why don't they get a couple dozen hunting rifles and add pirate popping to the onboard activities?
Maybe some sticks of dynamite and screw the shuffleboard for an afternoon?

"What happened to the moderate?"

Sadly, you and your granny post continuously here trying to persuade others to change their opinion of conservatives. Congratulations Niceville, because you have done exactly that....what you have done, is turned my stomach regarding the republican party. There are several republicans here, whose opinion I value, yours and granny's isn't one of them!

I can still be open minded, but, I am more inclined to believe negativity involving them...not jumping to their defense, in most cases.

There is nothing funny about Jeb..or any Bush for that matter!

There is nothing funny about Jeb..or any Bush for that matter


Amen

Careful Niceville -- if you don't play by the rules as laid down by the "regulars" -- you will be punished.

The politically correct police are shaping your words. You are not allowed to think independently of their social agenda.

News flash to tourists:

Stay the fuck away from muslim countries.

This inclues France.

LZK

You are not allowed to think independently of their social agenda.

Now that is Funny.

News flash to Republicans:

Stop lining the pockets of terrorist countries driving your gigantic SUV's.

You would have better luck knocking over a Dem fundraiser dinner for Lou Dobbs.

Posted by niceville at 2005-11-05 03:01 PM | Reply

Or jumping claim on a Rush Limpblob Oxy-Contin deal. With the amounts this repulsive piece of shit swallows, you know there's large cash trading hands.

"Or jumping claim on a Rush Limpblob Oxy-Contin deal. With the amounts this repulsive piece of shit swallows, you know there's large cash trading hands"

You're right Niceville...it is funnier when the example used is a republican!

LOL

Well -- I guess this post will stay put for awhile. Interesting how Rcade deleted most of my posts today and left Hans' post screeching obscenities in place for days.

HMMMMMM -- wonder why?

Last evenings discussion regarding "sex toys" seemed okay with Rcade -- and reference to my personal sexual habits deemed valid repartee. But my response to personal attacks are deleted. Now -- why do you suppose that to be true?

Thank you Rcade for proving my point......

"Thank you Rcade for proving my point"

What point is that LZK?

If you noticed...both Hans and my posts were deleted as well.

You're so lucky RCADE is the way he is, or, if you're point was meant to be that he censors you....you would have been gone along time ago because you obviously don't agree with the "liberal" website he runs...the one you keep running to!!

Ok RCADE...I'll look for this in the deleted section!

The liberals abhor censorship when it deals with "their" agenda.

Rcade is a business/man/woman and the constant banter is good for business.

Nothing more -- nothing less...............

When we log/in -- we choose to participate with the subject at hand. When we do not -- we fold........

Gee l/z/k is back. I guess/the/endtimes/didn't/
come/as/she/had/hoped/ I/hope/Nice/didn't/put/the/
moves/on/her/while/they/were/
waiting/.
Hey Liz, Bush's on a bender, Alito's gonna uphold Roe and Scooter and Tommyboy are still indicted.
Ain't the world great?

You're right LZK, RCADE is a business man, but there's more to him than that! He allows people like you and others to come here, spew what liberals think is garbage and YOU'RE STILL ALLOWED TO COME HERE!!! That should tell you something about his character and principals!!

There is nothing wrong with getting off supject LZK...sometimes that is when the most fun is had...when conservatives and liberals manage to get along without politics ripping them apart. Lighten up alittle...jeez! Let your hair down. I'm sure there is a whole other side to you that you don't let anyone see! But don't sit in judgement of us because you won't show us!

BTW...thanks for an honest response.

Time to shower....have a great night all!

That 'shower' story smells a little fishy.....If you know what I mean and I know you do........



Rex

NICEVILLE:

You would have better luck knocking over a Dem fundraiser dinner for Lou Dobbs.

Hey, shut up with the comments about the next President of the USA - Lou Dobbs!

Hey, shut up with the comments about the next President of the USA - Lou Dobbs!

Yep! bet he could run the country into the ground just as fast as Bush.

This never happened! There would be lots of video and photos on the net by now. Everyone of the passengers had a still camera or video camera so why no photos. NEVER HAPPENED

More of the BS : Fellow passenger Norman Fisher, 55, from Hampstead Garden Suburb in London, said he had seen some of the attackers.

"One of them clearly had a rifle. Later I realised that two of them had rifles and one had some kind of rocket launcher.

"They were firing the rifle and then fired the rocket launcher twice. One of the rockets certainly hit the ship - it went through the side of the liner into a passenger's suite. The couple were in there at the time so it was a bit of an unpleasant experience."

OK am I the only one who finds this story hard to believe? Right a rocket hits you state room and no one is hurt?

Depends on what kind of rocket it was.

maybe it was a nerf rocket.

ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Ahoy, mateys!


Shredder

What is this all about//

It just doesn't make any sense. Did some group take responsibility for the "attack"?

It reminds me of the story the Canadians tell how when America was sending in the battle/ships to the Gulf -- they couldn't help because no one in their navy could find the oars.

I mean really -- here's a huge cruise ship being attacked by a small dingy/like boat with a rifle and rocket launcher? Why?

No one seems to know...........

This never happened! There would be lots of video and photos on the net by now. Everyone of the passengers had a still camera or video camera so why no photos. NEVER HAPPENED

The attack was at 5:30 in the morning and the cruise ship was still out at sea off the coast of Africa. How do you think the passenger videos would reach the Internet? I've used web access on a cruise ship before, and the per-minute charges were brutal.

The 10K one could get for the video/photos would cover the bills.

Where are the photos?

I wonder if they passengers will get their money back??!!??....or was it a theme cruise....just forgot to tell anyone.
Nuke em!!