Staff Puke: Rush Didn't Slight Hackett One Bit
August 3, 2005
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RUSH: Give me line five. We've got a liberal on the phone. We always put them on first. Hello, Eric, in Columbus, Ohio. Nice to have you.
CALLER: Hey, Rush, you need to apologize, man. I can't believe you did what you did to Hackett yesterday. It's just reprehensible calling him a "staff puke," and spending an hour on the show (Rush's coverage: story | story) clearly indicates that the Republicans are in trouble, and they are in trouble in Ohio, and I was on the ground and saw it.
RUSH: All right, I'm having a little trouble hearing you. You say they're in trouble, and in trouble in Ohio? You were on the ground and saw it?
CALLER: Yeah, sure enough, I saw some Republicans that voted for Hackett, and absolutely not -- Hackett didn't hide behind any false pretenses. He called the President of the United States an SOB and chicken hawk, much like yourself, and to call him a staff puke? You just really need to apologize for it.
RUSH: Now wait a second.
CALLER: You called him a staff puke.
RUSH: Wait a second.
CALLER: Did you call him a staff puke?
RUSH: Yeah, I called him a staff puke. I'll call him a staff puke today.
CALLER: He was on the ground at Fallujah.
RUSH: You had better go talk to people in the military if you want to know what staff puke means. They call each other that. Do you know what Marines call each other? They call them grunts. What if I'd have called him a grunt yesterday? You clueless liberals would have thought I was assuming a lot of things and insulting him. Staff puke, the term has been used by other military people to me. It means person. He's a staff puke, because that's what a Navy officer was telling us on the phone. We got the seminar callers who are out there reading all this off the websites because I saw this last night. So now what's this guy doing? Is he blaming me? I ought to apologize? Because of me yesterday Hackett lost? Is that what he's trying to say? Republicans were in trouble, and then they brought me in to squash Hackett. (Big sigh.) It's nice to know that despite all the things they write about how I'm a loser, how I have lost it, how I'm fading away, they still blame me for their losses. I'll be glad to take the credit. You know what? It was my intention to defeat this guy yesterday, and you know why, Eric? Because he's a fraud. I haven't lied about one thing in my life about my history, my past. This guy was a fraud throughout this campaign. He's an ultra-liberal. He is a man who thinks the president is the most dangerous guy in the world. He's called him an SOB, and he runs a campaign ad trying to make himself out to be Bush's best buddy and one of Bush's biggest supporters? The guy couldn't run as an honest liberal. The guy couldn't run on his real platform: raising taxes and weakening this country, growing the government. He wouldn't dare run on that. The lesson you need to take away from this, Eric, is you guys can't win as frauds, and you cannot win being honest about who you are and I'll tell you something else. If a radio talk show host (and I love this) can beat you guys, you are in deep doo-doo. But you're going to have to get your story straight. Either I'm fading away; I'm on decline and I don't matter anymore, or I'm responsible for your defeats. Which is it?