Check out what a classless loser our President is:

Friend --

Sitting down for a meal with the President of the United States is just not a chance many people -- including me -- will ever get.

That's why you'd be crazy not to at least give this a shot.

We're drawing the first winner tonight at midnight.

Pitch in $2 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to sit down for a meal with the President.

Consider this: A couple months ago, Scott, a firefighter and dad from Georgia, opened an email about having dinner with the President. He pitched in a few dollars to support the campaign, figuring "Why not?"

Weeks later, the President was offering him a french fry from across the table.

So if you think that could never be you, remember that Scott thought that, too.

Chip in $2 or more to be automatically entered now:

https://......

Good luck,

Rufus

Rufus Gifford
National Finance Director
Obama for America

Goatee... I hope this gets to you, wherever you are.

You OK?

Your computer is not so OK.

You have some virus that is spamming everyone with some webpage about some lady who made $10,000 or something in her sleep.

I got that spam from you today.

Please take care.

"People who receive that unemployment check go out and spend it and help stimulate the economy, so that's healthy as well." -Valerie Jarret, Retard Czar

Meanwhile, in other news, I went to the bazaar and ran into NATO supplies being sold by the ton.

I got meself a flak jacket.

Let me post the pics....

Buffalo Bob located:

OKAY BOYS AND GIRLS....

so how could a woman POSSIBLY not want to throw me down on the bed and rape me when I write THIS sort of wonderfull ode to her after meeting her..

in anticipation of meeting, I paced back and forth for luck
on the patio, with drinks waiting, at the place they call starbuck
i saw her gliding smoothly across the parking space
i knew when I saw her, that I was in the right place

her rear end was perfect, if you saw it, you would say
i kept wanting to touch it, but wouldnt dare without her okay
her shoes were classy, but strong to do thier duty
much like her other parts, attached to a thing of beauty

gracefull lines, luscious curves, sturdy, but also sleek
her front, her back, and all around made me feel like such a geek
was hard to carry a conversation, not sure where it really went
trouble keeping me eyes where they belonged, her HEADLIGHTS were MAGNIFICENT

i awoke this morning with my eyes opened,and even clear
trying to see anything as equal with what I had just been near
i plan to do whatever it takes to be so near again
to get to see, to look, to touch, soon as i hear when

if you are one who reads this poem, each line to newest line
you might think its ********* im talking bout, who yes is really FINE
but the real object of the affection and yes even adored
is her beautifull machine, a shelby cobra, oh my GoD, its a FORD

As I read your fine poem there was never a doubt

That while you were writing you were rubbing one out.

goin' to jamaica for spring break! yippee-ka-yay!

Congrats Nerf, nice 8th grade field trip.

#10 Enjoy. I lived in Negril for two years. If you are on that side of the Island Ricks cafe is a must see/do.

Roses are Red,
Go jump from a tree.
I don't even know you,
So quit stalking me.

-afkabl2's Object of Desire

#4
It's The Obama Administration's
"Circle of Giving"
only the circle gets smaller and smaller and smaller.

"Now the same is happening to America. LOL"

This poor pathetic yak fucker. Go to Ebay moron...

#7
LOL
That was good.

actually fishpoo, in 8th grade i went to switzerland
9th grade i went to ireland
10th grade i went to hawaii
11th grade i went nowhere cuz i was on probation
12th grade i went to switzerland
1st year in college-- i went to vegas
2nd year in college-- i went to nassau
3rd year in college-- i drank in my room for a week

"I lived in Negril for two years"

that's where i'm going. beats the shit outta maryland!

Here's a helpful phrase, FootballFucker:

In my country, it is customary to pay the fine directly to the arresting officer. Can you tell me the amount?

thank you..

I want to thank my agent...my bookie...and my viagra salesman....

but then there is always this

WOMEN......cant live with em..

??????????????????????

nothing else....thats all...cant live with em..

#15
British flak jacket.
Short length.
Extra pockets for additional plates.

Cool.
:)

#18 Again then you have to go to Rick's. And if you have any fear of flying medicate yourself before the plane lands in Montego Bay. And if you plan to drink and partake at Ricks hire a driver.

#10
Nerf, sounds like fun.
Hope you have good weather
and be safe.
:)

#5
Tosser, hope you never need it.
:)

what good is a flak jacket when some psychotic midget could come along with a rusty razor and cut both your achilles tendons in one swipe?

Hey Gracie!
How's your boy?
Hope the fever came down.
:)

"#18 Again then you have to go to Rick's. And if you have any fear of flying medicate yourself before the plane lands in Montego Bay. And if you plan to drink and partake at Ricks hire a driver

i plan on doing alot of passing out and waking up in strange places. it's what i am best at.

Fever broke at 11pm last night. 24 hour Bug going around town. And how are you today?

Anyone heard from Goatman or Justa Girl Idaho lately?
:)

here's my favorite romantic poem for the gals--

roses are red
violets are blue,
i'll let you blow me
if i can eat you.

it works too. especially with sophomore geology majors...

#28
Good. Glad to hear that.
BTW, I'm doing well today, thanks for asking.
How the pup? In a crate today with a twisty
tie around the latch, I hope?
:)

#30
Well then with that kind of romance
overtone make sure you wrap it well
while in Negril!
:)

LOL Bella. We used twist ties, but between the five one will figure out how to eat them to free her.

Tosser, hope you never need it.

The trailer-trash called "Crispeepee" pointed me to Ebay. LOL

I got it here for 250 Rupees.

Which is like $3 dollars. hahahahahahahaha

They are dumping their stuff in our bazaars just like the Russians did.

here's my favorite romantic poem for the gals--

roses are red
violets are blue,
i'll let you blow me
if i can eat you.

Here is AFK's favorite:

Your boyfriend is dead
My balls are blue
We are going to have sex
There is little you can do

I like the extra pockets and stuff. Pretty neat.

Anyone heard from Goatman

If anyone hears from Goatee, tell him I said his computer's got a virus. It's only a matter of time before he starts uploading porno by accident.

"I got it here for 250 Rupees."

Meaning what you goat abuser? You ignorantly claim the americans are dumping shit, and I showed the shit is available in all NATO countries. Right dumb fuck?

Not exactly sure what a 5-2 130 lb half asain half mongrel is going to do with the equipment. That pussy dresses as a woman when he goes into town...

Meaning what you goat abuser?

Meaning I got it cheaper than it was made.

You fucks are throwing it away. LOL

I showed the shit is available in all NATO countries. Right dumb fuck?

The weapons are for sale too in all NATO countries? Dumb fuck? LOL

Not exactly sure what a 5-2 130 lb half asain half mongrel

6 foot tall, 180 pounds, 8 inch cock. All Asian.

Go burn in jealousy, midget.

Wanna buy a Paki gun? Never been fired and only dropped once.

-paraphrased quote from Full Metal Jacket

That pussy dresses as a woman when he goes into town...

And the pussy I am talking to dress like a woman in his little trailer.

6 foot tall, 180 pounds, 8 inch cock. All Asian
#39 | Posted by Tosser

The only way you're anywhere near an 8' cock is if some colored guy asks you to slow dance.

The only way you're anywhere near an 8' cock is if some colored guy asks you to slow dance.

Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-22 12:48 PM |

He's been pulling on it for years.

6 foot tall, 180 pounds, 8 inch cock. All Asian.

Go burn in jealousy, midget.

Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 12:46 PM

Of course you are tosser... Even more laughable knowing you are on the metric scale when you pretend.

My fat Aunt Edna will be in town next weekend. Ugh. I can't stand Edna. At the last annual Family Trust meeting she suggested donating money to Make A Wish Foundation. (Good thing cousin Charles was there to shut her down. My God the woman is an embarrassment.)

She wants to go horseback riding. I don’t want to subject any animal to Aunt Edna. *shudder* She is horror to behold gallumping along. Maybe I can get the maid to spike her lemonade with a sedative and avoid all the bother.

No citation necessary.

Sure Tosser, everyone knows Asians have big cocks just like blacks have small cocks.

Tosser is featured in the Smallest Book in the World.... "The Book of Pakistani War Heroes".

"The Book of Pakistani War Heroes".

Posted by Corky at 2012-02-22 01:03 PM |

I think the book "Modern Acts of French Bravery" is shorter. So too is "Smart Quotes from Dan Qualye."

I think it was originally "The Book of Italian War Heroes", popularized after WWII. But that could be wrong.

I have since heard that the REAL smallest book in the world is, the, "Book of Things Rmoney Hasn't Flipped On".

Closely followed by, "The Illustrated Book of AFLK2's Sexual Conquests".

That body armour cover is just that, Tosser...a cover (and FYI, US troops use a different system entirely). Congratulations - you bought a pillow sham but don't not a pillow (there are no plates..plates stop bullets). That means you wasted your rupees altogether...like spending money on shit you don't need just because it's on sale.

Still, you probably look cool wearing it while riding your moped.

"The current U.S. corporate tax rate of 35 percent is one of the highest in the world, but the abundance of loopholes and deductions enable many businesses to pay far less than that â€" or nothing at all. Companies in the United States pay almost half the taxes that companies in other rich countries pay, compared with the size of the economy, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development."

It's just difficult to see Congress cutting out these special interest tax breaks that they have already been paid to put in the Code.

All the candidates have a tax reform plan, but most are not paid for.

Sure Tosser, everyone knows Asians have big cocks just like blacks have small cocks.

I'm not East Asian.

I am South Asian with Semitic genes.

That means "8 inch cock".

And I am certainly not neutered like Crispeepee.

All the candidates have a tax reform plan, but most are not paid for.

#52 | Posted by Corky

No shit. Especially the one from 3 years ago.

I am South Asian with Semitic genes.

That means "8 inch cock".

#53 | Posted by Tosser

All the South Asians are good for is making 3" rulers too long.

All the South Asians are good for is making 3" rulers too long.

You are being anti-Semitic.

little o wants to impose a NEW tax on companies. The headlines are all wrong, it isn't a tax cut.

You are being anti-Semitic.

#57 | Posted by Tosser

I didn't say anything about your jeans. Semitic, Levi's, Wranglers. I don't care.

"People who receive that unemployment check go out and spend it and help stimulate the economy, so that's healthy as well." -Valerie Jarret, Retard Czar

#4 | Posted by wisgod

If the bitch is right then putting everyone on welfare would be the answer to out economoc problems.

I don't care.

Yeah... I bet you don't. LOL

#8 | Posted by Tosser

Those arent American, they look British or Aussie. Plus, they are no good without the plates. You can get that crap anywhere. You Paki's are like roaches, taking the garbage the rest of the world doesnt want..

If the bitch is right then putting everyone on welfare would be the answer to out economoc problems.

#60 | Posted by Sniper

And to my re-election. -B. Obama

(And I approve de message, fo sho.)

6 foot tall, 180 pounds, 8 inch cock. All Asian.

Go burn in jealousy, midget.

Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 12:46 PM

It doesnt count if your cock is inverted..

Plus, they are no good without the plates.

Why would I need plates for? I am not being shot at. LOL

I got this because I want more pockets. Simple.

You Paki's are like roaches, taking the garbage the rest of the world doesnt want..

But we took $40 Billion of your money that you wanted??? LOL

It's 8" if he looks at it in the passenger side mirror of his Yugo.

It doesnt count if your cock is inverted..

We are talking of my cock. Not yours, Freemason.

Really... If I wanted bullet-proof protection I would get a kevlar jacket or something from the gun shop around the corner.

I got this just as a collector's item. To remind me later of the Americans who lost the war in Afghanistan. LOL

I keep my Russian stuff for the same reason.

Day after tomorrow, I'm going to go looking for any sidearms, boots, knives, any other stuff the Americans might have lost to the Afghans.

The same jackets were also priced at ten times the price I paid.. because they were damaged by a bullet hole or two or ten.

Afghans sell damaged jackets (not too shredded) with bullet holes in them at far higher cost because they came off dead American soldiers. They did the same when the Russian stuff was in the bazaars.

I wasn't in the mood for those. Yuck.

Tosser, have you given any more thought about converting to Christianity? It would be good for your soul. The first step is the hardest. I'm here if you need me. Jesus awaits you.

No citation necessary.

Anyone who pays attention to Olbermann is too senile to find the fucking remote at the Nursing Home Community Room.

#75 | POSTED BY WISGOD AT 2012-02-22 02:44 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
What are your sources?

What are your sources?

#76 | Posted by webwrangler

Too many to list, but they don't include Rush, Hannity or Levin.
I put them in the same category as Olbermann and Madow.

#78 | POSTED BY WISGOD AT 2012-02-22 02:57 PM | REPLY | FLAG
You have to be able to see through the bull. You have to figure out who is doing the "talking", figure out if and what biases they have.
Can you imagine how hard it must be for some people who don't have an aptitude for politics to come to a conclusion.? I assume most on this board have a high political aptitude and we don't understand the half. imho lol

Hey ButtWrangler, why don't you pay attention to your own boy who is wrecking this country rather than the repubs who you will never vote for anyway because your check might go away.

#81 ^5

1415 hrs $1776 per ounce.

Wednesdays' Obama Schedule

10:00 am || Delivers remarks at the construction site of the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture'
4:10 pm || Hosts a reception in honor of the groundbreaking of the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture; East Room'

Can Little Ricky stop being an asshole?

Can Little Ricky stop being an asshole?

#89 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD

Don't vote for him and get even.

Don't vote for him and get even.

Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-22 03:36 PM | Reply

I think no matter who the nominee's are, I think I'll write in "Nobody".

Sure, its a wasted vote, but 49% of the votes are wasted anyhow.

Anyone else here addicted to BOGO and couponing?

Thanks Web!

1. There is no such thing as a free market
2. Companies should not be run in the best interest of their owners (or managers).
3. Most people in rich countries are paid more than they’re worth.
4. The washing machine has changed life more than the internet.
5. Assume the worst of people and you shall receive their worst.
6. Greater macroeconomic stability has not stabilized the world economy.
7. Free market policies rarely make poor countries rich.
8. Capital has a nationality.
9. We do not live in a post-industrial age.
10. The USA does not have the highest standard of living in the world. (many socialist countries beat us).
11. Africa is not destined for underdevelopment.
12. Governments pick winners.

In his OWN words:

#93
Big time.
Love Publix BOGO.
I also join a lot of manufacturers
sites and get their free coupons.
:)

damn nice day in houton. 80 degrees with a slight breeze. been out riding motorcycles. i think spring has sprung here.

See you later.
Nasty weather out.
Snap, Crackle and Pop are going at it and
the rain is coming down heavy.
Power has gone out twice so I'm shutting down.
Hope you all have a nice evening.
:)

In his OWN words:

#98 | Posted by KBM

So? There's no new meaning here, except whatever you would like to make up.

Just saw the radar. No kidding Bella, you are havig a real weather event!!

Sigh.....HAVING.

EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED AS A HELICOPTER PILOT IN VIETNAM.

a.. Once you are in the fight, it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

b.. It is a fact that helicopter tail rotors are instinctively drawn toward trees, stumps, rocks, etc. While it may be possible to ward off this natural event some of the time, it cannot, despite the best efforts of the crew, always be prevented. It's just what they do.

c.. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition than the other guy.

d.. The engine RPM and the rotor RPM must BOTH be kept in the GREEN. Failure to heed this commandment can affect the morale of the crew.

e.. Cover your Buddy, so he can be around to cover for you.

f.. Decisions made by someone above you in the chain-of-command will seldom be in your best interest.

g.. The terms Protective Armor and Helicopter are mutually exclusive.

h.. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

i.. "Chicken Plates" are not something you order in a restaurant

.j.. If everything is as clear as a bell, and everything is going exactly as planned, you're about to be surprised.

k.. Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention.

l.. The BSR (Bang Stare Red) Theory states that the louder the sudden bang in the helicopter, the quicker your eyes will be drawn to the gauges. The longer you stare at the gauges the less time it takes them to move from green to red.

m.. No matter what you do, the bullet with your name on it will get you. So, too, can the ones addressed "To Whom It May Concern".

n.. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

o.. If you are wearing body armor, they will probably miss that part.

p.. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

q.. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

r.. If you are allergic to lead, it is best to avoid a war zone.

s.. It is a bad thing to run out of airspeed, altitude, and ideas all at the same time.

t.. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, is better than cold C-rations which, in turn, is better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls, even if they do have the little pieces of fish in them.

u.. Everybody's a hero ... on the ground ... in the club ... after the fourth drink.

v.. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

w.. The further you fly into the mountains, the louder the strange engine noises become.

x.. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

y.. Being shot hurts.

z.. "Pucker Factor" is the formal name of the equation that states the more hairy the situation is, the more of the seat cushion will be sucked up your ass.

It can be expressed in its mathematical formula of S (suction) + H (height) above ground) + I (interest in staying alive) + T (# of tracers coming your way)

aa..Thus the term 'SHIT!' can also be used to denote a situation where high Pucker Factor is being encountered.

ab.. Thousands of Vietnam Veterans earned medals for bravery every day. A few were even awarded.

ac.. Running out of pedal, fore or aft cyclic, or collective are all bad ideas. Any combination of these can be deadly.

ad.. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

ae.. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

af.. There is no such thing as a fair fight-only ones where you win or lose.

ag.. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils. If you lose you
don't care.

ah.. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing-NOW-to solve our problem.

ai.. Always make sure someone has a P-38. Uh, that's a can opener for those of you who aren't military.

aj.. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

ak.. Flying is better than walking. Walking is better than running. Running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by Medivac, even if it is technically, a form of flying.

al.. If everyone does not come home, none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

am.. Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will steal your HONOR.

an.. The grunt is the true reason for the existence of the helicopter. Every helicopter flying in Vietnam had one real purpose: To help the grunt. It is unfortunate that many helicopters never had the opportunity to fulfill their one true mission in life, simply because someone forgot this fact.

A Raunchy Redskin

STOP APOLOGIZING!!!

Muslims in the Middle East have NO PROBLEM burning bibles or killing
Christians.

NATO Does not speak for me!!!

#107 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-02-22 06:39 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
You apologize if it's a mistake. Some ignorant person burned the books.

That religion of peace is at it again. So far seven dead and counting.

#108 It's war, no you don't. Don't you remember them celebtrating after 9/11? You will be dead and gone and still they will have not said sorry.

Dear Lord Bay will kill me dead, but Obama is a much better singer then Romney.

#110 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-02-22 06:55 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Lucky christians believe in turn the other cheek instead of an eye for an eye. Or do they? And if they don't are they christian?

#111 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-02-22 06:58 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Sure you do. Can a christian really go to war? It does say thou shalt not kill. war is shit.

Webwrangler, you obviously understand nothing about Biblical interpretation. According to the Bible you are allowed to kill in self defense or if you need to take someone's land.

No citation necessary.

Personal observation - liberals and stupid people are unable to intelligently respond to KBM's many insights. He clearly has their number.

#115 I know. The Bible quotes are endless in all versions and would be lost on the youngster.

No citations to follow.

#115 | POSTED BY BRADFORDWINSTON AT 2012-02-22 07:13 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
ah but if it was that simple. you and i both know that interpretation is just that. However...... Thou shalt not kill, to me. doesn't have much wiggle room. We have to fight ignorance with teaching not pain. imho

#117 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-02-22 07:22 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
I'm older than you. graduated from a catholic high school. Young at heart though. I had about an hour of religion class everyday for four years in high school.
How much have you studied christian doctrine?

#117 I am sorry. When I first arrived here it was a BS contest. I was told you were in high school. New start?

Cripes Web #119 I am sorry!

#121 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-02-22 07:37 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
No worries. its all good.

Thank you. Same thing happened to Bella and I. And now we are friends on and off the Nooner. I am really sorry. New start, a done deal!

New start is going much better.

No citation necessary.

Good evening to all!

Good evening P.W.23

#118 | Posted by webwrangler
So, I assume, if you believe in the Ten Commandments, then you believe that the DOMA is a moral absolute? BTW, I also went to Catholic school from 7th through 9th grade, (as well as 4th grade in Mexico). I remember religion class, and although I am not Catholic, I enjoyed them. So did my Jewish friends who went to the same school.

The Middle was great, IDOL still sucks, that's a shame.

So, I assume, if you believe in the Ten Commandments, then you believe that the DOMA is a moral absolute?

#128 | Posted by patriotwoman23 at 2012-02-22 08:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Which of the ten commandments is about gay marriage.

In 2012 You use the Ten Commandments as a guideline to be a moral person. Same with the Constution.

In 2012 You use the Ten Commandments as a guideline to be a moral person. Same with the Constution.

Just remember that the BEST America is one based on a moral and religious foundation. As John Adams said, "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other". The government, since Woodrow Wilson, has been stripping America of the very root of our foundational law. Remember that American law is based on the Constitution, period. That is the law of this nation. It is not there for "interpretation", it says what it says.

"In 2012 You use the Ten Commandments as a guideline to be a moral person. Same with the Constution[sic]."

Cram it, clown.

The bible speaks of the sin of a man laying with another man as sin. Over the last several years, mankind is now being told that having a relationship with any sex or anything should be considered the norm. SORRY, but that doesn't wash with the majority in not just this country, but the world.

#135 | Posted by nullifidian
Another brilliantly intelligent debate rebuttal. Well done! Your academic credentials are showing. MABL!

Hey Nulli, How about just say something like "doo doo" for real affect. That will get em every time.

The babble is a forgery for idiots.

The bible speaks of the sin of a man laying with another man as sin. Over the last several years, mankind is now being told that having a relationship with any sex or anything should be considered the norm. SORRY, but that doesn't wash with the majority in not just this country, but the world.

#136 | Posted by patriotwoman23 at 2012-02-22 08:54 PM | Reply | F

You seem to place a lot of value in the Bible. But like most hypocrites, you only pick and choose the parts you want to believe. Take the area of gay marriage---you use the bible as your source of your opposition, but you pick and choose what it says. It says gays should be killed. What do you say? I guess maybe you don't believe in God as much as you claim. But I could be mistaken---let us all hear you call for the murder of all gay people so you can live in the Glory of your God.

Nulli is a Viagra test dummy. Pay no attention to him.

Dear Lord Bay will kill me dead, but Obama is a much better singer then Romney.

#112 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

lmao

Nite all. Time to make beds and pack school lunch.

That is all he is good at.

Looks like patriotwoman23 is enjoying a nice cup of STFU.

Why are there 2.5 million fewer people in the labor force under Obama? Why has government dependency increased by 23%. Why is the real unemployment rate of around 15% (not being reported of course). Why has the national debt increased by 4 trillion and there is a desire by the administration to add even more? Why is gas hovering around $4 a gallon now? Is this what Obama meant by Hope and Change? GREAT! BRAVO!

But look at what we get for our HOPE and CHANGE...... FREE RUBBERS IN EVERY CHILD'S LUNCH BOX! AWESOME!

I like most of the Commandments. I've never been a big fan though for #9 . I think it should be okay to bear false witness against my neighbor. He's an asshole. He has his gardener out mowing the lawn early in the morning on Saturdays. It makes a racket and makes the ladyfriend all bitchy.

No citation necessary.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Mitt:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.
(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His day is marching on.
I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since Mitt is marching on."
(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Since Mitt is marching on.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
Our Mitt is marching on.
(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is marching on.
In the beauty of the lilies Mittt was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While Mitt is marching on.
(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
While God is marching on.
He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave,
He is Wisdom to the mighty, He is Succour to the brave,
So the world shall be His footstool, and the soul of Time His slave,
Our Mitt is marching on.
(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our Mitt is marching on.

I'd rather my kid came home with a RUBBER instead of a BABY. We each have our values.

I think I need a bong hit.

#151 | Posted by coyote at 2012-02-22 09:51 PM | Reply | Flag:
What sound is made when two hippies run into each other?
bong.

I say take the word marriage out of the mix. You want to get married go to church, otherwise you get a social contract.

No church makes marriage any more legal than being married by a JP. If it is equal to marriage, call it marriage. Gays are fighting for equality--that means marriage.

As far as the ten commandments go, I don't believe or disbelieve them. But they are good tenets to live by. To use them as laws is childish.

Even the ones about killing, stealing, and perjury?

#152 | Posted by webwrangler at 2012-02-22 10:02 PM | Reply | Flag: