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First?

Chaaaaa!

How they hanging, you old bag of bones?

Riddle me this... today we see a great beat in housing starts yet the lowest number of housing completions in decades (31.8% divergence).

Why?

Anyone have any ideas?

Anyone have any ideas?
#4 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

Somebody is lying?

Anyone have any ideas?
#4 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

Somebody is lying?

Posted by Whizzo at 2012-02-16 12:35 PM | Reply

I was sort of wondering if there maybe isn't some tax benefit to breaking ground and then just sitting on the property?

I know we some folks here that work in real estate and was really looking for input.

However, your hunch is probably the correct answer.

Thursdays' Obama Schedule

10:05 am || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; Corona Del Mar, Calif.
11:45 am || Departs Los Angeles
12:50 pm || Arrives San Francisco
2:00 pm || Attends a fundraiser; San Francisco Intercontinental Hotel
7:10 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; private residence, San Francisco
9:00 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; Nob Hill Masonic Center

Wissy, Appropriately supported. Thanks for asking ass king.

Thanks for asking ass king.

#8 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour

It's good to be King.

It's Carnival Time! Of course Mardi Gras isn't nearly as fun with a 3 yr old in-tow.

Of course Mardi Gras isn't nearly as fun with a 3 yr old in-tow.

#10 | Posted by taxman

Yeah, he's at thay awkward age where he doesn't care about breasts.

Thursdays' BAYSIDEINPC Schedule

10:05 am || Hair of the dog.
10:07 am || Changes soiled bed linens.
11:45 am || Begins desperate search for attention on the internet.
12:50 pm || Wonders why people ignore her in real life.
1:00 pm || Unsatisfied need for human contact fulfilled on the internet.
1:15 pm || Job search delayed until tomorrow.
1:30 pm || Finishes day's first pint of ice cream.
2:00 pm || Finishes day's first bottle of wine.
5:00 pm || Finishes day's second bottle of wine.
7:10 pm || Momentarily distracted from her worthless existence by a banner ad.
9:00 pm || Trip to WalMart for smokes, vibrator batteries, and third bottle of wine.
9:30 pm || Wonders why kids stopped calling her.
2:03 am || Passes out alone.
2:04 am || Loss of bladder control.

Kennedy to Seek Frank Seat

please God, not another fucking kennedy, haven't we suffered enough?

that maxine waters is one off the fucking chart LUNATIC, shiiiiiiit, what a crazy bitch..

Thursdays' Dr_Icepick Schedule

12:00 am -12:00pm Impotent

Perhaps if BaconThighsinPC could spare one gram of fuck to give she could answer me this: Why do fat white chicks always have short, spikey hair styles?

#14 | POSTED BY WISGOD

poor icepicker, can't salute

Nice to see the Nooner so filled with love.

Stephen Colbert got suspended for a couple days?

He better lay off the super pacs before he makes someone really angry.

#15 | POSTED BY LIVE_OR_DIE

bwahhhhhhhhhhhh, way to get with the program ! and who the fuck knows, find one and ask her.....try visiting the supreme court, barry put 2 on there, or the ellen show

#18 - Maybe he has finally realized that conservatism is a good thing and has to rework his satire and will come back as Chris Matthews double. (:

Nice to see the Nooner so filled with love.

#17 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

hey gracie, all is good, 'cept for nosepick is a little bitchy today, but what else is new....loved the rain this morning, you get some?...even had a little t&l

#18 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

say whaaaaaaat?...damn... he is so annoying, he used to be ok, but went off the deep end a while back

Nice to see the Nooner so filled with love.

#17 | Posted by gracieamazed

What do you want me to do? Get AmericanUnity to sing you a Neil Diamond ballad?

LOL Bay, RAIN? I could not leave the house for 30 minutes becuase it was raining so hard. They say Saturday will be worse. All the puddles have a layer of yellow from all the pollen.

If you could Wissy. I do love Neil Diamond.

If you could Wissy. I do love Neil Diamond.

#25 | Posted by gracieamazed

Alright, but be advised he owns a Conversion Van, asks women to help him move furniture and sews....

What do you want me to do? Get AmericanUnity to sing you a Neil Diamond ballad?

#23 | POSTED BY WISGOD

bwahhhhh, how could you blindly pick one of her favs?

"Alright, but be advised he owns a Conversion Van, asks women to help him move furniture and sews...."
#26 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-16 01:49 PM | Reply

Good God, Wis, way, WAY too much information ...

Funny story. Bay was at a Church yard sale and they had N.D. cassettes, so she bought them all for me. Bay, her daughter, me and my son all met for lunch. When she gave them to me my 15 year old son wanted to know what the heck they were. (:

little taxcheat timmy live @ house budget committee, on cspan3 @ 2et, MUST SEE T.V....he's a hoot ! daszzle 'em with bullshit, little timmy !

Did someone say "Neil Diamond?"

To the tune of Coming to America

Fucked
We've certainly are fucked
Without a hope
But not without nice cars

Greed
We love all our greed
With all stores closed
Things are more fucked than they seem

In the House and the Senate Floor
They're fucking up America
Never caring about the struggling poor
They're coming to America

Home
We used to have a home
It’s been foreclosed
And now we roam
Yes, now we roam

Home,
I can’t afford a new home
My kids have no bed, and we'll say our grace
We can’t stay warm
We can’t stay warm

In the House and the Senate Floor
They're fucking up America
Never caring about the struggling poor
They're fucking to America

They’re fucking up America
They’re fucking up America
TODAY

#29 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

omg, that reminds me, on amazon

Days of Future Passed, The Moody Blues, by The Moody Blues (1967) - Import
Formats
Vinyl,1967...new, $399.99

Kanrie that is plain Blasphemy. I thought better of you.

whooo hooo, little timmy is on!

Good God, Wis, way, WAY too much information ...

#28 | Posted by hawk

Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this karaoke singer she seeks?

First Farmers Market of the new year is Saturday. YEAH.

"What does he do, this karaoke singer she seeks?"
#35 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-16 02:04 PM | Reply

OK, you are paraphrasing, I take it.
If not, then I will have to read those some time.

"First Farmers Market of the new year is Saturday. YEAH."
#36 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-02-16 02:05 PM | Reply

Why? You in the market for a farmer, Gracie?

Silence of the Lambs, son.

First Farmers Market of the new year is Saturday. YEAH.

#36 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

severe weather event scheduled for same day

LOL Hawk. It's great, It's held at the Marina in the quaint part of town. Home made goodies, veggies, arts and crafts. Live music and all you can drink Mimosas for $10.00. Plus Saturday is the Beach Mardi Gras as well. But like Bay said they are calling for some really bad weather. I hope not.

Gracie,
I'm in Wisconsin in February. The fruits and vegetables in the grocery store's produce section are all frozen.

Pretty nice out today, Hawk. We'll be eating our peas early this year.

Shame you are not closer Hawk. It really is a nice way to spend the day. It never gets old. We go almost every Saturday from when they open and then close it for the winter. Bay is an excellent photographer, she is the official photographer for the community garden they grow each year. It's amazing. Plus there are several retro shops, restruants and a wine tasting bar in the area.

better get your boots on in the house chamber, it's getting deep... little timmy found something shovel ready! ...his bullshit !!

Gracie,
I'm in Wisconsin in February. The fruits and vegetables in the grocery store's produce section are all frozen.

#42 | POSTED BY HAWK

omgosh hawk, when do your homegrown tomatoes come in?

Wow, sounds like fun, Gracie.

Yeah, Wis, the weather is nice at the moment. But like we say in Wisconsin, "Don't like the weather? Wait a minute and it'll change ... into something else you're not going to like."

"omgosh hawk, when do your homegrown tomatoes come in?"
#46 | Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-02-16 02:32 PM | Reply

Wisconsin's summer is approximately the second week in August.

Yeah, Wis, the weather is nice at the moment. But like we say in Wisconsin, "Don't like the weather? Wait a minute and it'll change ... into something else you're not going to like."

#47 | POSTED BY HAWK

lmao, we have almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas

lmao, we have almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas

#49 | Posted by baysideinpc

Big deal. We get to watch people fall on their asses on the ice, drive their cars off the snow and ice covered roads and go thru the ice on our lakes. We live life to the fullest, Toots.

Big deal. We get to watch people fall on their asses on the ice, drive their cars off the snow and ice covered roads and go thru the ice on our lakes. We live life to the fullest, Toots.

#50 | POSTED BY WISGOD

LMAO....I can't top that...unless you count tying yourself to a tree to see if you can withstand a cat 4 hurricane

An old woman who can't see over the steering wheel and talking on a cellphone while driving through a store always wins IMHO. We got those in South Florida.

"We got those in South Florida."
#52 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-02-16 03:00 PM | Reply

We know. Wisconsin sends them to you.

do we know this guy? I just hope the muffins were saved.

PENSACOLA, FLA.â€"A Florida man trying to kick the smoking habit was puffing on an electronic cigarette when a faulty battery caused it to explode in his mouth, taking out some of his front teeth and a chunk of his tongue and severely burning his face, fire officials said Wednesday.

“The best analogy is like it was trying to hold a bottle rocket in your mouth when it went off,” said Joseph Parker, division chief for the North Bay Fire Department. “The battery flew out of the tube and set the closet on fire.”

Fire Chief Joseph Miller said the victim contacted the department on Wednesday to thank firefighters and told them he was recovering at a hospital in Mobile, Ala., and anticipated being released later in the day.

Officials have not publicly identified him, citing department policy. But a Facebook page under the name of 57-year-old Tom Holloway of NICEVILLE was filled with well-wishers commenting on the injury, and database searches matched his address on the fire report with his name.

Holloway was in his office at home when the device exploded, leaving behind burned carpet, chair cushions, pictures and office equipment. A scorched battery case found on a piece of melted carpet appears to be one for a cigar-sized device, the report said. Those in the house with him rushed to his aid in the smoke-filled room and tried to put the fire out with salt, the report said.

"First Farmers Market of the new year is Saturday. YEAH."
#36 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-02-16 02:05 PM | Reply

Why? You in the market for a farmer, Gracie?

#38 | Posted by hawk

She's already got 37 garages and 107 yards.

"We got those in South Florida."
#52 | Posted by kanrei

LMAO, they stop by here on the way...

Dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!


Dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Posted by lipzoidial at 2012-02-16 03:20 PM |

I'm sad her taste in music is such crap too.

LMAO, they stop by here on the way...

#56 | Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-02-16 03:19 PM | Reply | Flag: Lives in an Interstate Rest Stop.

I'm sad her taste in music is such crap too.

#58 | Posted by kanrei

what music?

I'm sad her taste in music is such crap too.

Posted by kanrei at 2012-02-16 03:22 PM | Reply

I hope you were being humerous. I didn't hear any music.

"Underwear bomber" gets life in prison

www.cbsnews.com

Good thing they didn't try him in an American courtroom... oh, wait....

I hope you were being humerous. I didn't hear any music.

#61 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2012-02-16 03:32 PM

You don't hear her singing along to the music being played at the stadium that she is dancing to?

Must've been focused on something else, sorry.

#BadJoke

Obama jokes industrial locks could 'come in handy' for daughters in high school
By Adele Hampton - 02/15/12 04:20 PM ET
Being president isn't easy, but President Obama said Wednesday being the father of two daughters on the verge of entering high school can be just as daunting.

"As I was looking at some of the really industrial-size locks, I was thinking about the fact that I am the father of two girls who are soon to be in high school and it might come in handy to have these super-locks," Obama joked during a speech at the Master Lock plant in Milwaukee, Wis.

"For now I'm just counting on the fact that when they go to school there are men with guns with them."

yea, you fucking hypocrite, you want guns to protect your kids, (and your ass), but don't want anyone else to have one to protect their kids

read the BIZARRE story here, stringbean must have smoked a blunt before the plane landed...
thehill.com

This is what wisgod does for fun up in wisconsin

Lebowski Fest comes to Milwaukee in June!

Take that, Flordia!

Lebowski Fest comes to Milwaukee in June!

#67 | Posted by wisgod

Bowling? What is this, the dark ages?

Sometime, when you feel like hearing a story full of lies and exaggerations, I'll tell you about when i caught a northern pike up in the U.P.

You know, you should never ever put you fingers in the vicinity of a pike's mouth.

These are the guys Republicans think can take over America:

SANAA, YEMENâ€"A senior Al Qaeda leader in Yemen was killed in a family feud Thursday and an ensuing gunbattle between his followers and opponents left 16 other militants dead, a security official and tribal elders said.

Tariq al-Dahab was slain at his home in the southern village of al-Masameh by his half brother, Hizam, and other family members, according to the official and the elders.

Hizam and his supporters then fled the scene, taking refuge in another house. Al-Dahab’s followers pursued them and a battle ensued, leaving 16 dead, including Hizam.

The tribal leaders said the al-Dahab family dispute was over inheritance after the death of a wealthy elder who was married to four wives and had at least 20 sons.

You know, you should never ever put you fingers in the vicinity of a pike's mouth.

#68 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Oh, I'm with you. I got bit a few years ago and almost lost a finger from the infection. Filthy fucking fish.

Filthy fucking fish.

#70 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-16 04:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

You could lose something else doing that.

"Whoever controls the volume of money in our country is absolute master of all industry and commerce and when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by few powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate." President James Garfield, 2 weeks before his assassination.

www.zerohedge.com

Filthy fucking fish.

#70 | Posted by wisgod

What a great band name.

So...to make a long story short...I was using match.com to find me a brand new wife, and it wasn't going too well, I didn't like any of the women i was meeting.

So...I did what you do when the going gets rough....I went fishing.

This fish was about 48 inches long and I was wrestling with it to get it in the boat and it just touched two of my fingers. I didn't even know I was cut but it laid both finger open to the bone.

So I took this picture of me holding up this fish, which was bleeding and my hand was bleeding and running down my arm.

I put that picture on my profile on match.com, just for shits and giggles. I got more good hits off that stupid bloody fish picture than ever before. My present wife was one of them.

Moral of the story:

Even if your rod fails, you can still be a masterbai.... well, you know..

www.thesun.co.uk

All this diplomatic effort for a non-binding resolution. Meanwhile arms and supplies continue to flow to Assad from Russia and Iran. I agree with the other's, that the UN has become useless. Why do we continue to sink US taxpayer dollars in this joke of an organization?

Before I go...

CONGRATS ARE IN ORDER! WE SET ANOTHER NATIONAL DEBT RECORD TODAY!

And the highest and final debt ceiling is projected to be blown through in December (Just kidding, should happen in Sept, just before elections).

Won't that be fun?

Won't that be fun?

#76 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

why yes, it will

awww damn, hall of famer gary carter died today, age 57,never was a mets fan, but loved to watch gary behind the plate..great article..

sports.yahoo.com

Honey I'm home.

Honey I'm home.

#79 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

good evening ...hb just called and wants to know if we can do a late lunch sat...about 1..?

#80 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC

I think it's funny you use the DR as though it were Facebook.

Quite interesting indeed.

RSTY #81 So does most everyone else here in their own way. The week I joined Idahogirl was giving a play by play of her sisters labor and delivery. Without Bellatrix using this place as an escape from her reality she and her Mom would have never become part of our Prayer circle. We learned Hawk lives in WI and summer does not arrive until August and their fresh veggies are frozen. That Kaneri is beyond talented in rewritting songs, very witty. And he has a Blog on Dalton, how cool is that? So many interesting things happen in the Nooner if you look past the vulgar insults. And even some of them are funny.

Oh and Bay it depends on the weather.

Question. Thursten Howell The Third went MIA on the day Truther101 got out of Rcade jail. Are they one in the same?

No citation necessary (Inset eye rolling).

I wish these politicians would stop the BS- -but they won't.

Balance the budget in 5 years. Balance the budget in 10 years.
Cut the deficit in half. Cut the deficit at all.

Idiots.

Only Ron Paul has described cuts that create a surplus.

You need a surplus to pay down the National Debt. Anything of a deficit is an increase to the debt. If you can't pay the beyond the interest amount, it isn't going down.

The National Debt Clock, just looked, is $15,396,182,124,719.59.

So, can either party declare that, if elected President, the National Debt will not hit 20 Trillion -ever.

If they can't achieve that, then neither party is worthy of your vote.

I once asked, many years ago, why the US gov't just doesn't print Billions of dollars and just pay the debt off. I was told that you couldn't do that. Flooding the market with that much money would cause the dollar to crumble.

Well?

I think it's funny you use the DR as though it were Facebook.
Quite interesting indeed.

#81 | POSTED BY RSTYBEACH11

you're welcome, glad to provide a chuckle

ok gracie, we'll see sat

Please keep this in the forefront of your mind: A very effective Saul Alinsky tactic is to demonize, denigrate, castigate, humiliate and ultimately destroy your opponent repeatedly with sharp words and criticism. Another Alinsky canon (taken from his mentor, Machiavelli) is that the ends justify the means. In order to reach their goals, these people will and do resort to any and all means to annihilate their opponents. These tactics and strategies have been used by the hard left for decades. Don't let Obama and his minions distract you from the facts.

Well?

Posted by Petrous at 2012-02-16 07:48 PM | Reply

It's been too late since 1980.

Debt

Climate

It is no longer a drag to be old.
There will be so much shit I'll never see.
Humanity had a chance and blew it.

It is no longer a drag to be old.
There will be so much shit I'll never see.
Humanity had a chance and blew it.
#88 | Posted by Zatoichi

AmFreakingEn.

contraception...the burning issue of the day, brought to you by the 'don't look at obamas' miserable fucking record' party....

#87 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

divide and conquer, obama is evil, pure evil

The world was perfect and there was no hypocracy and the budget was always balanced and peace prevailed thoughout the land - before obama.

---Gravy and Baybutt---

Debt

#88 | Posted by Zatoichi

Now how is Lush Limpknob gonna make it seem like it was all obama's fault and shovel out his lies to his ignorant fans, if you keep bringing up facts?

"A very effective Saul Alinsky tactic"

*drink*

#94 Don't OD on the kool-aid and become a Whitney, K dear?

For now I'm just counting on the fact that when they go to school there are men with guns with them."

yea, you fucking hypocrite, you want guns to protect your kids, (and your ass), but don't want anyone else to have one to protect their kids

Bay,can you provide a link to that statement? One quoting Obama taking away all your guns? You've certainly got the Alinsky demonization plan down pat, don't you?

You've certainly got the Alinsky demonization plan down pat, don't you?

#96 | Posted by northguy3

She saw Goober Gingrich on an infomercial, now she's an expert on Saul Alinsky.

www.foxnews.com

Um, caught?

And for what it's worth I do not listen to Beck, Rush or Hannity.

Now how is anyone gonna make it seem like it wasn't their parties' fault and shovel out lies to their ignorant fans, if you keep bringing up facts?

I don't believe any, but Ron Paul, can actual say that they will do everything to keep the National Debt from hitting 20 Trillion.

Ron Paul would gut spending. We don't need to balance the budget. We need surpluses out the ying yang. We need it now.

I listened to Pauls' son - he's an idiot. 5 years to balance the budget.

In 5 years, what is the ND going to be? The ND must go down and go down hard and fast.

Massive cuts everywhere and across the board.

"We need" we meet. "We want" is kicked out.
Raise taxes? Yes - all imports.

Yes, a trade war.

Ron Paul would ROCK if he had much better policies on other Countries. He is very weak when it comes to that. He needs to be in charge of the Treasury, not President.

Listen you effing morons do NOT use your DEBIT like a credit card. If you don't have credit for a real credit card don't be a player with a debit one. Dealing with a MESS right now at work with a loser Player and his bank.

It's a damn shame what has happened to the Nooner.

No shit Coyote? You grow a pair when you think people have signed off? It is really a damn shame you don't partake but still log on to bitch. There is a word for you, but I would hate to confuse you by using it.

good night, sleep tight, november is coming, and the pos is going...all is well

#104 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

too many shrooms have been partaken of along the way, by some folks...shhhhhhhhhh

contraception...the burning issue of the day, brought to you by the 'don't look at obamas' miserable fucking record' party....

That would apparently be your beloved GOP, Baywindowgut.

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