Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, February 15, 2012

A new 30-second spot released by Rick Santorum shows a Mitt Romney lookalike shooting mud at a Rick Santorum cardboard cutout and missing time after time, mocking his rival for his barrage of negative ads. "Romney's trying to hide from his big government Romneycare, and his support for job-killing cap and trade," the narrator states as "Rombo" spreads brown splotches everywhere except on Santorum. "And in the end Mitt Romney's ugly attacks are going to backfire."

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Will the GOP leadership allow Santorum to get the nomination? Not likely, even though he was chosen by god.

it's like something that would jump out of the closet to kill people having sex in a horror film

In other words, it's a fairly accurate representation of Rick Santorum.

That ad isn't really much worse than most.

And remember the audience it was made for!

Really Santorum? Brown sludge? Is he just trolling at this point?

Wow! Two anti-Santorum threads today. He must be the one the left fears most.

"He must be the one the left fears most."

Yeah. Just like they feared Palin, Bachmann, Perry, and Herman Cain "the most".

He must be the one the left fears most.

Posted by Diablo at 2012-02-15 11:14 AM

I fear him. Just like, as I said when accused of fearing Palin as President, any sane man should fear a retard with a machine gun.

Is this really a Santorum ad?

#7 | Posted by kanrei I fear him.

Music to my ears. I think the ad was great, Go Rick

How can you take any ad seriously that uses Rush Limbaugh as an information source.

How can you take any ad seriously that uses Rush Limbaugh as an information source.

Easy. Find a hammer and administer four swift blows to each temple.

Once you've done away with pesky things like your capacity for critical thinking, you'll start to find Limbaugh much more credible.

Oh man, that's cringeworthy.

[nearly in tears, my grin hurts]

GO TEAM SANTORUM!

sanitarium is leading Rmoney in both Ohio and Michigan. That's a good thing. Obama leads Rmoney by 5 but Sanitarium by 10.

"Shooting mud"

That's not mud, that's Santorum.

Go teabaggers!

Best election ever!

good God.

Every time I see Santorum I cringe-laugh. Just thinking of the rest or the world going to Goggle to find out more about the leader of the free world and they find Savage's definition. Using brown paint balls was cool... I realize I have no credibility since I live in Bachmann's home district.

Wow, I just watched it again.

It frightens me that the retard behind this ad is even seriously being considered for the Presidency of the United States.

I'd love if some DR Santorum supporters (Paneocon, bAkflab2, et al) would get on here and defend this nonsense. Surely they must be proud.

Romney - To defecate in terror
Santorum - The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

in the ad Romney is shooting brown globs at Santorum and he is missing and the brown globs are getting everything around Santorum dirty

Does Santorum have Dems working on his ad campaign and he is just too dumb to know it.

I love this ad! It's funny as hell, and it's really hard to lose that image of Romney once you've seen it.

You should never doubt the resolve of a political man who spent his childhood being molested by priests.

When will santorum come forth and say that his driving force is the exquisite rage he feels because he actually learned to enjoy it?

This is a nice ad, as long as you can block out of your mind the Internet definition of Santorum. Ridicule is an effective weapon in politics.

But isn't the Mitt Romney a little too beefy?

Yes, too beefy. And with that creepy cutout of santorum popping up, I think it looks like Mitt is defensive, not aggressive, and just trying to protect himself from being molested or something.

But isn't the Mitt Romney a little too beefy?

#23 | Posted by rcade

huh?

If by 'too beefy' you mean, 'a better candidate - who has a modest chance of attracting moderate votes and who has tons of fat-cat money', then yes, he is very beefy.

Everybody that has at least one brain cell knows that Santimonium is today's court jester. He is a fool who is tricked into believing everyone is laughing with him, not at him.

But isn't the Mitt Romney a little too beefy?

#23 | Posted by rcade at 2012-02-16 09:12 AM | Flag: Strangely aroused by the poop shooting 'beefy' Mitt Romney

Rmoney is bailing on the Georgia GOP debate. I guess those santorum balls are the only balls he's got.

I'd love if some DR Santorum supporters (Paneocon, bAkflab2, et al) would get on here and defend this nonsense. Surely they must be proud.
#19 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE
Mr L_or_D you have come to the right place to witness folks defending nonsense .. rock-on Libs

OK. Spud got about as far as "Mud at Santorum" before dissolving into peals of laughter.

Saw that and could only think of THIS.

Captain Clueless.

Meanwhile back over in Camp (R)Money he's got an ad bragging about how he grew up in Detroit which then cuts to a shot of Romney at the 64 Worlds Fair in NY on a rooftop helipad with his dad looking down on the masses.

Yeah, that fails on a couple of levels.

At this point Spud is half convinced the "best talent money can buy" in the world of Campaign ads and such are just fucking with him on purpose for the lulz.

Be Well.

OK. Spud got about as far as "Mud at Santorum" before dissolving into peals of laughter.
Be Well.
#30 | Posted by dethspud
I wonder if that's one of those Airsoft paint guns that Obama's ATF is trying to ban for fear somebody could turn it into a fully-auto assault rife?

I wonder if that's one of those Airsoft paint guns that Obama's ATF is trying to ban for fear somebody could turn it into a fully-auto assault rife?

RW blogs (and ammo manufacturers) tired of having no fuel for their "Obama's gonna come and git yer guns, OMG!" derp-a-thon have fixated on a case wherein a manufacturer of airguns that remarkably accurate REPLICAS, the kind that are often used in robbery's when criminals are trying to avoid the kinda sentence that comes with armed robbery with a real gun tend to use.

The "ATF think people are turning airguns into fully automatic machine guns" derp is pure hokum.

Be Well.

/And as usual Sparky the Penguin gets last word here...

[TMW:Gun_Control]

RW blogs (and ammo manufacturers) tired of having no fuel for their "Obama's gonna come and git yer guns, OMG!" derp-a-thon have fixated on a case about a manufacturer of airguns that are remarkably accurate REPLICAS. These are the kind of faux guns that are often used in robbery's when criminals are trying to avoid the kinda sentence that comes with armed robbery with a real gun. The ATF consider it under their purview because of the replica aspect not the airgun aspect.

/FTFM

Be Well.

That "ATF think people are turning airguns into fully automatic machine guns" derp is pure hokum.

Be Well.
#32 | Posted by dethspud

lol spud .. if your goal is looking max stupid, u r right on track ..

CORNELIUS, Ore.
- A local business owner is flabbergasted after a shipment of toy guns for his store was confiscated by ATF agents in Tacoma ..
Brad Martin and his son sell the Airsoft BB guns from their store in Cornelius where they've been in business for seven years.

the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives seized a shipment of 30 in October .. worth around $12,000 and the ATF is promising to destroy the entire shipment.

Special Agent Kelvin Crenshaw said the toys can be easily retro-fitted into dangerous weapons .. "it could be converted to a machine gun,"

the store owner asserted that a car antenna just as easily be made into a machine-gun

Wow! Two anti-Santorum threads today. He must be the one the left fears most.

Right, Diablow. We fear Santorum.

When will you retards get past the base emotions that evidently drive your decision making?

Yeah, that fails on a couple of levels.

Add in him driving a non-Detroit made car...

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