Watching the watchers watch me watching them watch.

The wife's pissed about the card....

Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

Watching the watchers watch me watching them watch.

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

Little by little the night turns around.
Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn
Lotuses lean on each other in yearning
Under the eaves the swallow is resting

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

Over the mountain watching the watcher.
Breaking the darkness, waking the grapevine.
One inch of love is one inch of shadow
Love is the shadow that ripens the wine.

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun.

Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun.

Pink Floyd

Alright, $5 gas on the way!!!!! That will really get the economy going!! Carter is looking pretty good right now compared to this door to door shoe salesman.

More Cease And Desist letters from the ex-wife's lawyers. Ho hum. Must be Valentine's Day.

What does she expect after giving you the, "Through all the things thin and thick, Our love has grown. . . but not your dick!", card.

$3.55.9 a gallon here in the Panhandle.

Dorky's usual "Dick obsession". Predicktable.

$5 per gal on the way for a few selected cities here in the USA by summer.

Fish with a dick?

It ain't homegrown.

Gracie's Hubby is going to treat her to lunch. I'll bet the restaurant sounds like half-price day at a liposuction clinic.

Watching Obama donkey punch the DR Left makes me want to watch. Over and over he does it, you know it's on the way, and the libtards can just take it. It's hot!

Federal inspectors check kids' lunch boxes that are brought from home. WTF is next?

WTF is next?

#13 | Posted by Sniper

Revealing The Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.

There is a video from CBS on the site which is the actual pertinent information.

Federal inspectors check kids' lunch boxes that are brought from home. WTF is next?

#13 | POSTED BY SNIPER

Googled that and got nuttin Snipper, Got a link?

It was on the radio just a few minutes ago. Happened in SC.

According to the Bible, Jesus wants Americans to all speak the same language (probably either English or Aramaic). If some of us speak English and other Spanish and others Chinese and others Hebrew it just doesn't work. Thats why after Jesus died he made it so that everybody in the temple was magically able to understand everyone else even though they were all speaking different languages. Thats what Jesus wants.

No citation necessary

Danni, David Brock at Media Matters wants you to join him:

#11 Sorry to disappoint. He's working. I just picked up Egg Foo Young from the best Chinese joint in town. (:

lTSA Forces Woman To Use Naked Body Scanner Three Times Because of "Cute" Figure

www.infowars.com

#14 | Posted by ExpsRedemption at 2012-02-14 12:33 PM

Err, maybe it's just 'cause I don't know how to read x-rays well, but in your infowars.com link that double x-ray photo of a "cute figure" seems to have "something" hanging down between the x-rayed person's legs. You sure this is an x-ray of a person who is 100% female?

Thats what Jesus wants.

#19 | Posted by BradfordWinston

Oh goody, another expert on what jesus wants. You losers are a dime a dozen these days.

American carrier passes through Hormuz.... again.

You sure this is an x-ray of a person who is 100% female?

You can see her boobys.

It's the scanner that's a piece of shit, is all.

#23 Don't sweat it. My money is on everything he ever wanted to know about Jesus he found in his ex wife's Super sized Whopper value meal. Just a hunch.

"Err, maybe it's just 'cause I don't know how to read x-rays well, but in your infowars.com link that double x-ray photo of a "cute figure" seems to have "something" hanging down between the x-rayed person's legs. You sure this is an x-ray of a person who is 100% female?"

Maybe it is Drudge's own tranny Montecore...

I'm worried about Mitt. Things have been going all wrong lately. The mainstream media is getting everything all wrong. I think we should all send him some money to help out. Who's with me on this?

No citation necessary.

Maybe it is Drudge's own tranny Montecore...

#27 | Posted by crispee_oc

It sure ain't Jane County (AKA AmericanUnity)

I think we should all send him some money to help out. Who's with me on this?

#29 | Posted by BradfordWinston

What's wrong with gingrich and santorum? You don't like their brand of theologically corrupt conservatism?

I actually hope santorum gets the nomination. That way there will be no one to challenge obama for the moderate votes.

I think we should all send him some money to help out. Who's with me on this?

No citation necessary.

#29 | Posted by BradfordWinston

Why? Is Jesus too busy to take your call at the moment?

Santorum is Italian and doesn't have a healthy sex life. Gingrich is a nasty pasty gollum like creature who I would never allow admitted into my country club. Mitt on the other hand is perfect. He is one of us. (Other than being Mormon and all.)

No citation necessary.

#3 | Posted by Zatoichi
Recently I read a Japanese graphic novel featuring Black Jack. Your name was mentioned in some sort of historical context. You probably already have discussed this but would you care to tell us the origin of your handle?

"You probably already have discussed this but would you care to tell us the origin of your handle?"

He thinks he is a blind Japanese samurai, and is probably as old as one...

The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi

Zatoichi: The Greek representation of the number 0.

It was on the radio just a few minutes ago. Happened in SC.

#18 | Posted by Sniper

Sorry, it was in a kindergarden i n NC.

If you had to guess the Nooner Retorter who could have won this contest, who would it be?

If you had to guess the Nooner Retorter who could have won this contest, who would it be?

#38 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-02-14 02:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

gracieamazed

He got the blind part right at least.

Alright, $5 gas on the way!!!!! That will really get the economy going!!

Yup, but what's so amazing is there is a surplus of gasoline available. According to the free market, with supply up and demand down, the price should fall. It's almost like somebody is fixing the prices.

I blame the Unions.

Among the targeted NGOs whose assets and funds have been seized are the U.S. government-funded International Republican Institute and National Democratic Institute.

At least they are targeting both parties! LOL...

There is a video from CBS on the site which is the actual pertinent information.

#16 | Posted by ExpsRedemption at 2012-02-14 12:35 PM | Reply | Flag:Suddenly a big believer in the liberal LSM.

I gotta say, you have to be pretty bored to get off on those images.
###
Among the targeted NGOs whose assets and funds have been seized are the U.S. government-funded International Republican Institute and National Democratic Institute.

At least they are targeting both parties! LOL...

#44 | Posted by boaz at 2012-02-14 02:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

I blame the Libertarians.

"Watching Obama donkey punch the DR Left makes me want to watch. Over and over he does it, you know it's on the way, and the libtards can just take it. It's hot!
#12 | Posted by rhinomaximus"

I felt the same way when I watched the GOP cave on the extension of the payroll tax, making the teabaggers cry on their ballbags.

"would you care to tell us the origin of your handle?"

Zatoichi is symbolic of the blind sword fighting that goes on here.

Or not.

Zatoichi is symbolic of the blind sword fighting that goes on here.

#48 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-14 02:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Have to admit, that was funny.

I felt the same way when I watched the GOP cave on the extension of the payroll tax, making the teabaggers cry on their ballbags.

#46 | Posted by mOntecOre

I blame Northguy's wife for supplying the ballbag.

#47 | Posted by Zatoichi

I gotta be honest, sir, that was very underwhelming. I was expecting that you, with a brain as big as a horse, would have been more complicated and tricky with the meaning of your name. Like, for example, zatoichi is the sound, in morse code, that the crab nubulea emits. something lofty and snobby like that.

Instead you picked a cheezy matinee movie idol. I love it.

"I love it."

Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-02-14 03:08 PM | Reply

What?
You expect me to take this place seriously?

I felt the same way when I watched the GOP cave on the extension of the payroll tax, making the teabaggers cry on their ballbags.

#46 | Posted by mOntecOre

There's no donkey punch there. I'm not letting Boehner mount up in the first place.

You on the other hand have given Obama a blind pass from behind straight to your mangina, trusting that he will mess on your back. When he tells you the blessed moment is about to arrive and you begin to tingle in anticipation he punches you in the back of the head and quickly switches chutes. And you whores fucking love it.

See? No initial mount-up = no donkey punch. It's best not to get so far in bed with politicians. He's even got you trying to felch yourself while he moves on.

Get some self-respect man/woman.

I think BradfordWinston is Truthteller101.

They both have the same consistent banter.

The same frequency of posting, the same nine sense.

Wisgod, addressing his ballbag;

'Oh ballbag, o ballbag, wherefore art thou ballbag?
Won't thou comest forth, I command thee, DAMMIT'....
(punching himself in the dick)
'Whatfore therefore I am thinkest
Thou do have significant shrinkage'

'I am thinkest?"

Yawn... Come on, lip. Give it some fucking effort, for pete's sake. I seen old women trip crossing the road that's funnier.

'I am thinkest?"

#56 | Posted by rhinomaximus

I guess Robert fucking Frost thought it rhymed with shrinkage.

I seen old women trip crossing the road that's funnier.

#57 | Posted by wisgod

you're about as funny as a fart in a divers helment.

You're about as funny as a truck load of dead babies on mothers day.

Lip, you're about as funny as FrankF2.5's penis on a honeymoon.

Two truck loads is even funnier.

Lip, you're about as funny as FrankF2.5's penis on a honeymoon.

#61 | Posted by wisgod

you know that was some funny shit.

franks bride; 'who ya gonna please with that'?

frank; 'me'.

Lip's as funny as a hemophiliac in a briar patch.

I think BradfordWinston is Truthteller101.

#54 | Posted by ClownShack

I think he's Takeitez. that fucking guy drove me insane, in exactly the same way bradfartmarlboro does.

Lip's as funny as a hemophiliac in a briar patch.

#64 | Posted by wisgod

You're as funny as Whitney Houston.

You're as funny as Northguy in a straight bar.

#66 Drowning after wanking while loaded is pretty funny.

Didn't we almost have it all?

#68 Loving you makes things easy? As in two inches under water higher then a dead kite easy?

Lip's as funny as Gracie's #69.

There, fucker! Game, set, match!

How fucked up would you have to be that you would slide underwater but not have the presence of mind to get up?

Touche'. (:

New detail. She had a gravy boat full of olive oil in the tub with her to make she skin soft. Bet good money it was not Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO).

There, fucker! Game, set, match!

#70 | Posted by wisgod

dammit. foiled again. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that pesky dog.

don't look at this gracie, and happy valentines' day

gas here close to refinaries is cheapest at 3.35 where I get it..

but I look on imus in the AM and the report there shows barrels are still below 100 bucks...and not moving up much...whats the deal??

Obama to men: ‘Go big’ on Valentine’s Day

they can't go big, you stupid mofo, they are just trying to feed the family and keep the lights on, you clueless pos

Obama was referring to Michelle's ass.

Obama to men: ‘Go big’ on Valentine’s Day

they can't go big, you stupid mofo, they are just trying to feed the family and keep the lights on, you clueless pos

#77 | Posted by baysideinpc

He's talking about an extra side from KFC.

did you see the pos bow to the china veep today? unfuckingbelievable

Greetings Bay!

they can't go big, you stupid mofo, they are just trying to feed the family and keep the lights on, you clueless pos
#77 | Posted by baysideinpc
He's talking about an extra side from KFC.

#79 | POSTED BY WISGOD

happy valentines' day wissy, that reminds me, my dad likes kfc, although the 16 special herbs and spices are down to 2, salt and peppa, anyway, I went sat night, and he wanted an ear of corn, it has always been a full ear of corn, not anymore, they have broken that bitch in half...the stick is 4 times as long as the piece of corn...ahhh, the ocommie economy....

did you see the pos bow to the china veep today? unfuckingbelievable

#80 | Posted by baysideinpc

He's worse than Northguy working the door at a Homo magazine store.

Play nice. I have a sudden urge to go buy a new outfit. See ya'all in a few!!

Greetings Bay!

#81 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

hey gracie, hope you are well

I have a sudden urge to go buy a new outfit.
#84 | Posted by gracieamazed

Big Sale on Dickies Coveralls at Fleet/Farm.

"You on the other hand have given Obama a blind pass from behind straight to your mangina, trusting that he will mess on your back.
#53 | Posted by rhinomaximus"

I don't post about Obama, dummy. He's not progressive enough, by a long shot. But good job trying. I win, you lose.

"I have a sudden urge to go buy a new outfit. See ya'all in a few!!
#84 | Posted by gracieamazed"

Cotton futures just rose 25%.

Cotton futures just rose 25%.

#88 | Posted by mOntecOre

We're going to need a bigger cart! -The Checkout Clerk

Obama's not progressive enough?

What do you want?

Engels?

He would have achieved far more progressivism were it not for our system of checks and balances - even with his huge majorities in both houses capntrade (now being implemented unconstitutionally by the EPA) and single-payer were DOA.

Greece now has a Conservative New Democracy Party?

WTF does that mean? Anyhow they leaked that they were going to be writing a memo promising to behave and spend less in the future.

JeffJ - Instead of spending time typing to answer that, I'll just refer you to Kanrei, who is convinced that Obama is nothing more or less than Bush Term III. You two hash it out, and let us know who is right (you can't both be).

yep, we gonna vet yo ass this time ocommie! believe dat.....

The Shrine Circus just reported that someone made off with their Bigtop.
I'm waiting for the reward to be determined before throwing Gracie under the bus.

Monte,

I'll save you the time - I am right.

We need a new label for Bushbama...

Progressive Neo-Conservative?

Straussian Progressive?

Libtardocon?

Conservative Progressive Democratic Republicans?

JeffJ - I'll save you both time: Neither one of you is right. The truth lies somewhere in the middle.

Monte,

Obama's "progressivism" (sic) is restrained by the mostly-neutered but still somewhat-intact balance of powers written into our system.

Having said that, I will admit that the canard that Dems are soft on defense is pretty stupid. Carter notwithstanding, this left-leaning administration shows no fear when it comes to wielding the military.

Libertarians would argue that this militarism is bad no matter who is CiC and they raise a decent point. I am just trying to illustrate that Dems are not that different from Reps when it comes to the use of military force (maybe that's a bad thing - but it's a seperate issue).

"yep, we gonna vet yo ass this time ocommie! believe dat.....
#93 | Posted by baysideinpc"

Does anyone else think it's weird that a chunky white broad from Cracker County writes like she's a retarded sister from the hood?

let's see

Does anyone else think it's weird that a chunky white broad from Cracker County writes like she's a retarded sister from the hood?

#99 | POSTED BY MONTECORE

#1, asshole, you don't know what I look like, so you look like a fucking idiot, when you describe someone you have no clue about,what a waste of time, and # 2, you have a retarded president from the hood, in case you have not noticed, he is all up in da hood when he needs to be to take advantage of the useful idiots, to scare up some votes, so piss off, peewee

MONTECORE... you must just live to be an asshole, you have to really try to be an asshole as much as you are... why don't you get some valium or something and calm the fuck down, it's gonna be alright, dog..it's all good, bro

stupid ass tv anchor gets 70 stitches because she put her stupid face in the face of a dog that did not know her from michael vick, after aggravating the hell out of him for 5 minutes... and the dog gets put to sleep...stupid bitches get stitches, and the dog had to die because of her stupidity

"#1, asshole, you don't know what I look like, so you look like a fucking idiot, when you describe someone you have no clue about,what a waste of time,....
#101 | Posted by baysideinpc"

Obviously I struck a nerve.

"why don't you get some valium or something and calm the fuck down, it's gonna be alright, dog..it's all good, bro
#102 | Posted by baysideinpc"

Thank you for the advice. From now on, in an effort at getting along, I shall refrain from "chunky white broad" and instead use "Rubenesque Caucasian Ho." All good, bro?

asshole, you don't know what I look like

True, I haven't seen you from the back... but that's only because it takes quite a bit of work to flip all 550 pounds of your crinkly white ass.

this whole regime needs to be impeached, the whole fucking lot of them...it is beyond ridiculous what they are doing to this country, it is maniacal insanity on steroids, the whole country is upsidedown, people grasping to hold on to what they have, while the pos hangs with the elite...well, that is the way of a dictator, the people eat dirt, and work their asses off to support the elite in power..hussein gotta do what he do, know what I'm sayin'? shut up and eat your peas

True, I haven't seen you from the back... but that's only because it takes quite a bit of work to flip all 550 pounds of your crinkly white ass.

#106 | POSTED BY DR_ICEPICK

lmao....wow, you got me, brainiac.... what a comeback....

#1, asshole, you don't know what I look like, so you look like a fucking idiot, ...

#101 | Posted by baysideinpc

Looks like BaconThighs is getting all larded up.

know what I'm sayin'?

#107 | Posted by baysideinpc

no.

Looks like BaconThighs is getting all larded up.

Now, now... we shouldn't fuel the body image and self-esteem issues of an emotionally unstable woman. Even if those issues are justified.

no.

#110 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

big shocker

bayside, are you black?

I've accused you of it before because you have so much personal obama hate. This is more than just a casual hatred of a politician, this is like a cultural hatred.

I'll bet you even hate the fact that his body consumes oxygen and water?

"I'll bet you even hate the fact that his body consumes oxygen and water?
#113 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

I'll bet Bayside does too, when she's not consuming bacon grease, Spam, and johncum.

Honey I'm home. Great news, Dillards was a hit. And even better news to drive you old time Retort haters nuttier. My first attempts at Blog enteries made front page. God Bless Rogers, I am sure it killed him, but not in a Whitney sort of way. And Bay, LOL, they are like little brothers here, the more they pick on us just means they really do like us. Cheerios!

#113 Lippy only if he inhaled in a Whitney sort of way, then we would be tickled pink...........Oh know, does Slim still have that report hot line? Shhh........Don't tell, k?

bayside, are you black?
I've accused you of it before because you have so much personal obama hate. This is more than just a casual hatred of a politician, this is like a cultural hatred.
I'll bet you even hate the fact that his body consumes oxygen and water?

#113 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

I hate the mother with every fiber in my being, for what he is doing to this country, if you cannot look around, get off the fucking obama propaganda channels, and really see what is happening, that is your problem, I could list all the reasons why, but his fucking color is not one of them, nor is mine...if he was on fire, and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it, he is the worst president in the history of this country, he has done more damage to this country than anyone has evah done, and he is just getting going good...the freedoms we lose every day because of the actions of this pos are astounding...maybe you don't know about them...surely you would be pissed if you knew...

And Bay, LOL, they are like little brothers here, the more they pick on us just means they really do like us. Cheerios!

#115 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

little bro's..lmao....it is exhausting with these nutjobs, they like to be all badass for ocommie

Bay no worries. They act just like the ones who were not able to debate or argue with merit on the dark side. When all else fails play the race card. Not worthy of a response.

so, I'll take that as a yes.

Fuel Perks baby. Paid $2.95 a gallon on the way home!

Creepy Lip, #120, are you one of those little men who when a lady says no, you hear yes?

Bay I just saw the footage. I am not sure if Slim bowed or farted.

#122 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

lmao..little men...lippy shunned me as a nooner valentine, then they put my pic on the SI swimsuit cover....well, he had a chance

...surely you would be pissed if you knew...

#117 | Posted by baysideinpc

If you knew what i knew, you would know that your rage is meaningless.

LMFAO!!!! Oh, my God! This is the funniest thing I have read this year. How shocking that a "real American patriot" like Ollie Stone would have a son that decided to join a religion that absolutely loathes the USA. Oh, yes, so shocking.....By the way, did you all hear that Whitney Houston died?

lady says no, you hear yes?

#122 | Posted by gracieamazed

I'm not sure. ladies rarely say 'no' to me.

Bay I just saw the footage. I am not sure if Slim bowed or farted.

#123 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

lmao, he is a bowing fool

you would know that your rage is meaningless.

#125 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIA

hell fuck no it isn't, perhaps you recall the elections of nov '10 ?

lippy shunned me as a nooner valentine, then they put my pic on the SI swimsuit cover....well, he had a chance

#124 | Posted by baysideinpc

baybrain. you may find this hard to believe, but i have a little wifey that loves me (don't ask me why), and i love her too. she reads my stuff sometimes. she wouldn't take kindly to me playing footsy on the nooner.

#130 Well uckf, there went Fiddler on the Nooner............(:

#130 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

omg, it was all in fun lippy, all in fun...no footsie...good grief

good night gracie......

Ok Bella, it's time for you to post something. Your Nooner sisters are worried.

Nite Bay.

"hell fuck no it isn't, perhaps you recall the elections of nov '10 ?
#129 | Posted by baysideinpc"

Oh, that was YOUR doing?

So in addition to being a wanna-be-homie, Baconthighs has delusions of grandeur. Awesome.

Oh Monte stifle, please.........She said good night..........Attacking after the fact is so like 5 years old.

It's a damn shame what has happened to the Nooner.

Fucking cunts should be set on fire.

No... they should be staked to a pole and left to dry out.

apropos of nothing

"Oh Monte stifle, please.........She said good night......
#137 | Posted by gracieamazed"

I get the impression you think I give a fuck what she says. You are slow on the uptake, Crazyamazed.

While there's still a few minutes left...

Happy ♥♥♥ Day everyone.

Thoroughly enjoying the Tom Tomorrow pic in the upper left.

Don't forget March 14th is steak and BJ day.

It's a damn shame what has become of the Nooner after everyone logs off but Coyote and truthfarts.