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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Kissing as a romantic sense of expression is believed to have begun in India, where an epic poem called the "Mahabharata" -- believed to have been written about 1000 BCE -- included history's first recognizable descriptions of romantic kissing. "She set her mouth to my mouth and made a noise that produced pleasure in me," the poem said. Historians believe that at the time, romantic kissing was unknown in the rest of the world, and that it was brought to Europe by Alexander the Great.

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Kissing has a history.

I did-not-know that.

I doubt many of the basement dwelling libs in here have ever kissed a real live woman (other than a family member).

#2 | POSTED BY GLASSHOUSE AT 2012-02-13 08:59 PM | REPLY | FLAG: Sticks to kissing men.

Alexander the Great introduced kissing to the Western World? At least now I know who to blame

I was/am never comfy with kissing family
members.

*don't* read *that* into
that.

Tantra is still the most definitive book on sex - even though it is 1000s of years old.

I doubt many of the basement dwelling libs in here have ever kissed a real live woman (other than a family member).
#2 | Posted by glasshouse| Flag: SHOVES HIS TONGUE DOWN FAMILY MEMBERS' THROATS - OTHERWISE, STICKS TO NECROPHILIA

Kissing as a romantic sense of expression is believed to have begun in India

Interesting, as the Indians are not known for practicing good oral hygiene.

How do you know an Indian created the toothbrush?
If it were anyone else, it would be called the
teethbrush.

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Your homophobia is showing.

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Your true thought process is showing...as fucked up as it is.

Your homophobia is showing.
#9 | Posted by KBM

How long have you been drinking today, KaBlowMe?

Republicans like, GLASSHOUSE, NEVER GET IT RIGHT Ass kissing is more to thier liking...

Celery,

Dogs and Rethugs that is...

Sticks to kissing men.

#3 | POSTED BY LETUSPREY AT 2012-02-13 09:27 PM

That's cool, it is the 21st century. Have you come out to your parents?

"Several popes tried over the years to ban romantic kissing. In 1312, Pope Clement V decreed that "kissing done with the intent to fornicate was to be considered a mortal sin."

Those clowns haven't changed much since the 14th century but they think they are qualified to decide whether or not a woman should be allowed birth control. Preposterous.

"Preposterous."

Definitely the operative descriptor.

I Long For The Day When Gay Men Can Soul-Kiss One Another
On Mainstream Television Without Grossing-Out The Breeders.

Be Well.

www.onepennysheet.com

"She set her mouth to my mouth and made a noise that produced pleasure in me,"

What? What noise? She farted?

Stoopid hindoo.....

She farted?

Is that an assumption derived from your experience with goats?

Is that an assumption derived from your experience with goats?

What does your experience with pigs, say?

"What? What noise? She farted?"

Poindexter(d), elevating the conversation as always...

And the lost Canadian mutt arrives! LOL

What? What noise? She farted?

Stoopid hindoo.....

#18 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-14 10:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry you've never heard that noise. It's not her, it's you.

It's not her, it's you.

No, it must be you... sound of a car antenna hitting your butt.

You are right, I have not heard that noise... but I bet I will when you're around.

you mean 3000 years of kissing? It says 1000 BC, not 1000 AD.

Not a great V-Day -
All I got was a sniff.

Not a great V-Day -
All I got was a sniff.
#26 | Posted by South_American

Sounds like she/he was a dog.

All I got was a sniff.

#26 | Posted by South_American

Of what? Axe Excite body spray?

AXE Excite is an addictive woody fragrance that will have your angel falling on the first encounter. The seductive blend of coconut, hazelnut and caramel scents evolve into a sexy, lingering aroma.

www.flickr.com

ahhhh the *new* anarchy...

www.theaxeeffect.com

feels gooood...

Sooooo....3000 years of mouth-to-mouth. Who gets the credit for ass-kissing? I'd hazard that's been around even longer.

#24 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-15 05:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tell us how you killed an elephant with a toothbrush again. That was a good one. Think what you could do with a car antenna.

Tell us how you killed an elephant with a toothbrush again. That was a good one. Think what you could do with a car antenna.

They're banned in Pakistan. Too dangerous, you see.

They're banned in Pakistan. Too dangerous, you see.

toothbrushes?

Tell us how you killed an elephant with a toothbrush again.

You take a gun, point it at an elephant and use a toothbrush to pull the trigger.

Sucker.

Of course, I would never hurt an elephant. I love elephants.

Think what you could do with a car antenna.

I could always shove it up your ass.

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