Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
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FTW and all the socalists on the planet.

I'm going to punch the next person I see wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. Right in that fucking little snarky smile.

I'll be glad when the new world order gets here. I'm tired of the old world order.

wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. Right in that fucking little snarky smile.

#2 | Posted by justanoversight

Fawke it!

I know all the ball polishers on the DR Left are just going to apologize away another broken promise, but it's still worth another look at Obama's pledge in early '09 to cut the annual deficit in half by the end of his first term.

www.youtube.com

He didn't mention anything about tripling the deficit. So, let the excuses begin.

The guy was going to be great, wasn't he?

There's going to be a huge line outside of Whitney Houston's funeral next week. Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

FTW and all the socalists on the planet.

For a guy who hauls ass from Montana to Arizona every winter, you sure have some nerve trashing the people in so cal.

Why didn't one of Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends warn Whitney?

"He didn't mention anything about tripling the deficit."

Nor did he.

You didn't get your adding machine at Vernon's House of Calculators, did you?

@7
It's NorCal (led by the bay area) that's batshit crazy. Southern California wanted to secede.

Little blond slim and trim Annie Coulter is looking better than them lil honeys from the Thailand chat in the left column on this page. At least Annie is real.

So let the excuses begin = continue to let the excuses to fly

Yeah the Guy Fawkes masks are pretty damn bad. The guy tried blowing up Parliament, not Wall St., and the movie was about a tyrannical government destroying civil rights, not bankers getting bailouts.

Use them in NDAA protests or war protests (oh wait there are none), not this OWS crap.

I have 'support the Red Cross' on my left column ad space.

Algorithms are funny.

Why does Obama trot out these idiots on the Sunday talk shows? They aren't doing him any favors.

#9 Good start on the apology tour, Dickfroth. Obama has not done ahything resembling cutting the deficit in half.

So you signed him up to run $1.3T deficits?

ahthing = a god damned thing

If anyone ever saw the 'Bobby Brown show' (whatever the name of that show was), it was obvious that whitney's days were numbered.

The bad thing about her is that she didn't use good quality cocaine, she smoked street crack. Someone is running around telling secrets saying all she did was smoke crack and pleasure herself with her massive collection of vibrators.

Or is the deficit $1.7T now?

You didn't get your adding machine at Vernon's House of Calculators, did you?

#9 | Posted by Danforth

Is that the same place you get your Calendars?

"Is that the same place you get your Calendars?"

Do you know what a fiscal year is? Do you know how the government operates?

"So you signed him up to run $1.3T deficits?"

I signed him up because the guy you signed up fucked things up so badly, and your suggestion of who to replace him agreed with Dubya 90% of the time, until the country turned again Dubya...

...at which point McCain agreed with Dubya 95% of the time.

Obama hates children.

Do you know what a fiscal year is? Do you know how the government operates?

Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 12:29 PM

Do you? Tell us how much spending went up from 2007-2011. Tell us who was in charge of passing the budget for those fiscal years, and then decided not to bother and pass one for fiscal 2009 and 2010.

Four million animals are put to sleep in kill shelters every year through no fault of their own and this is not news. But a has been crack head with the ways and means to get help, dosen't and dies as a result of it is news. All the shit wrong in the world and people were doing play by plays of the Grammy's on Drudge last night. Obama voters no doubt.

"Do you?"

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.

"Tell us how much spending went up from 2007-2011."

I was warning of exploding deficits Dubya was leaving for his successor long before we knew who the nominees would be. President McCain would have seen the same deficits and the same baby boomers retiring.

"Tell us who was in charge of passing the budget for those fiscal years, and then decided not to bother and pass one for fiscal 2009 and 2010."

The Dems deserve all the blame for not passing budgets, and taking the coward's way out. That said, how does that change the fact Dubya got surplus budget projections as far as the eye could see and left nothing but the biggest shit sandwich of our lifetimes?

So, did Obama cut the deficit in half?

"Four million animals are put to sleep in kill shelters every year"...and Americans are making ketchup soup. Cat: the other white meat. Or in Korea: Dog..it's what for dinner (cue Aaron Copeland music).

Because government fucks up 100% of the time.

So, did Obama cut the deficit in half?

#27 | Posted by rhinomaximus

He was too busy keeping unemployment under 8%. Give the guy some credit.

"So, did Obama cut the deficit in half?"

Nope. Pretty stupid claim, huh?

Dan,
Would you take your most incompetent employee and give them more and more responsibility? Of course not, but that's the logic on the left.

"He was too busy keeping unemployment under 8%."

And where, exactly, did he say that? The same place Wisconsin told you your tax rate was 20%?

"Would you take your most incompetent employee and give them more and more responsibility? Of course not, but that's the logic on the left."

Well, the last employee you guys put there was losing 750,000 a month at last count, and your logic is to get those guys back into power.

Call me crazy, but in my book, plus 100,000 jobs a month is BETTER than minus 750,000 jobs a month.

"Tell us how much spending went up from 2007-2011."

"I was warning of exploding deficits Dubya was leaving for his successor long before we knew who the nominees would be. President McCain would have seen the same deficits and the same baby boomers retiring."

Not surprised you danced away from the question. Seeing as you will never offend Pelosi, let me help you out. The dems were in charge of the budget from 2007-2011. Like you, they pretended the Bush tax cuts led to the deficit, and not their spending. Somehow they knowingly still spent way more than projected revenues, and rely on the stupidity of voters to blame it on the rich not paying enough in taxes.

"Not surprised you danced away from the question."

Too rich, coming from the guy who danced away from the subject.

"Like you, they pretended the Bush tax cuts led to the deficit"

Dude, just admit you don't get how this works and be done with it.

And where, exactly, did he say that? The same place Wisconsin told you your tax rate was 20%?

#33 | Posted by Danforth

Yeah, 22 days and not 5 weeks ago.

Februsary 26th, 2009 (that means he was in office, Dick):

"We're going to go through our books page by page, line by line to eliminate waste and inefficiency. This is a process that will take some time, but in the last 30 days alone we have already identified $2 Trillion in deficit reductions that will help us cut our deficit in half by the end of my first term."

www.youtube.com

Nope. Pretty stupid claim, huh?

#31 | Posted by Danforth

Atta boy! You're coming around.

Do your patriotic duty and report attacks.

AttackWatch.com

I did mine.

And where, exactly, did he say that? The same place Wisconsin told you your tax rate was 20%?

#33 | Posted by Danforth

His advisors said it, you fucking retard. Just last week you blamed Walker for something a staffer did. But this is different, right Inconsistantforth?

"Not surprised you danced away from the question."

Too rich, coming from the guy who danced away from the subject.
#36 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 12:48 PM

By all means point it out in your retort. I ask who was in charge of spending from 2007-2011, and you cowardly ignore the question. Instead you bring up BS about you warning blah, blah blah and Mccain blah, blah blah... Then you bring up some BS about the budget not being passed, and ignore they still increased SPENDING and raised the deficit. You know, the subject of my question.

Keep reminding us of your financial prowness. Got to love a tool who thinks spending more than what comes in is sound practice. LMAO!!!

You do recall Obama signed the heinous 2009 spending blowout about 2 months into office, right?

He insisted the bill must signal an "end to the old way of doing business."

Also:

Obama defended earmarks when they're "done right," allowing lawmakers to direct money to worthy projects in their districts. But he said they've been abused, and he promised to work with Congress to curb them.

"I am signing an imperfect omnibus bill because it's necessary for the ongoing functions of government," Obama declared. "But I also view this as a departure point for more far-reaching change."

Almost forgot. He promised Hope & Change.

His advisors said it, you fucking retard. Just last week you blamed Walker for something a staffer did. But this is different, right Inconsistantforth?
#41 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-13 12:54 PM

He also promised to dry up the lobby money, and it increased to record numbers year after year. He also promised there would be 1,000,000 electric cars on the road by 2015...

But you need to understand, we were losing 750k jobs a month...

He didn't mention anything about tripling the deficit. So, let the excuses begin.

The guy was going to be great, wasn't he?

You've got to let Dubya go, Rhino. Yes he promised to eliminate both the deficit AND the National debt as President and managed to take a surplus and turn it into record deficits AND double the National debt, but so did Reagan, who almost tripled it. Hell, the national debt under Reagan grew by an average of 23% per year. Dubya kept it down to only 11% per year-better than his dad @13.9% and Obama 13.1%. Not as good as Clinton, of course (but what President was?) at 4%.

P.S. I like pudding. -Northtard

P.S. I like pudding. -Northtard

We all know the Obama apologies started right out of the chute. Also from the '09 spending bill, signed by Obama 7 weeks into his term:

Obama also released a "signing statement" in which he said several of the bill's provisions raised constitutional concerns. This week, Obama criticized his predecessor, George W. Bush, for frequently issuing such statements upon signing bills into law.

As to why the Dem congress didn't get the bill done in '08 like they should have:

It was supposed to have been completed last fall, but Democrats opted against election-year battles with Republicans and former President George W. Bush.

www.msnbc.msn.com

We all know he's only gotten worse at this, folks. You may now resume your normal ball polishing.

Boy, the teabaggers are focused on one talking point today. what's the matter, Rush and Glenn Beck only give you guys one talking point today?

Until you acknowledge and own the fact that Bush left the largest economic mess since the depression, the lefty's aren't gonna acknowledge any deficiency with Obama.

That's the way extreme and ignorant partisanship works.

The dems were in charge of the budget from 2007-2011.

Yeah, it's too bad there wasn't something Bush could have done to prevent that spending-you know, a veto or something. Of course Boner and the GOPpers were more than thrilled to borrow that extra billion to pay for Paris Hilton's tax cuts.

We all know he's only gotten worse at this, folks.

You'll be saying the same thing when he leaves the WH in 2017, Rhino.

P.S. I like pudding.
And you, Wissy, like crooked Governors to steal mortgage money to bail out his failed economic policies.

Know your enema, meathole. I'm not a teabagger.

You may now resume your normal ball polishing.

#48 | Posted by rhinomaximus

This is what passes for informed debate on the DR.

Just last week you blamed Walker for something a staffer did.

Didn't work for Nixon, won't work for Governor Perpwalker.

'National Review' calls on Gingrich to quit race

National Review, which has taken Gingrich to task before, says it "would be a grave mistake for the party to make someone with such poor judgement and persistent unpopularity its presidential nominee."

The editorial goes on to say that it's unclear whether Gingrich, who has won only the South Carolina primary, remains in the race "because he still believes he could become president next year or because he wants to avenge his wounded pride: an ambiguity that suggests the problem with him as a leader."

Santorum is praised for "conducting himself rather impressively in his moments of triumph," after now having won four state contests. Romney, meanwhile, is called "undramatic" and "transactional" and the magazine says he should "tell conservatives what they will get out of a Romney presidency."

content.usatoday.com

It's the Dysfunction, Stupid!

That's the way extreme and ignorant partisanship works.
#50 | Posted by Lipzoidial

NW Flag

It's the Dysfunction, Stupid!

#56 | Posted by Corky

If it weren't for dysfunction, Gingrich and Santorum would have no distinguishing thoughts or characteristics at all.

This so-called budget is absurd. Barak is the name of the horse that Mohammed rode into Paradise. When you elect a horse as president you must expect absurdity.

#59 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-02-13 01:22 PM | Reply | Flag: Balaam's talking ass

Biggest ratings since 1984; producers to kill a singer every year on Grammy weekend.

losangeles.cbslocal.com

producers to kill a singer every year on Grammy weekend.

#61 | Posted by kanrei

Good idea. I'm putting my money on bob dylan next year.

This is what passes for informed debate on the DR.

#54 | Posted by Lipzoidial

No, this is what passes for a Nooner when assholes like Northguy and Danforth walk up to your table and fill your waterglass full of shit.

When you elect a horse as president you must expect absurdity.

#59 | Posted by gracieamazed

Aren't you the one that has a horse living in your house?

@34
You're crazy. With the debt we are racking up we should be adding four to five hundred thousand jobs per month.

Sorry Lip, I am banking on Nicki Minaj being the next to go.

MABL Lip, #64. I have five house ponies. They are a Mastiff, Rottie, Pitt Bull, Catahoula and Beagle. (:

Anyone have Sirius and heard the Roast of Zakk Wylde? Best line is from Jim Norton who said:

Duff McKagen from Guns N Roses is here. When you hear someone from GNR is coming and you see Duff, it is a lot like turning on the Three Stooges and seeing Shemp.

Good idea. I'm putting my money on bob dylan next year.

#62 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

God let it be Justin Bieber

Sitting in the airport in Cabo. Flight leaves within the hour. Wonderful three nights. Went sailing Saturday, played golf with friends from college on Sunday, read the Bible, went dancing, and had a nice time.

Back home for four days and then Friday we head to Monterey, California to visit the parents for another long weekend.

Busy busy busy. And then next month my ladyfriend and I will be heading on a two jaunt in China and Japan. Busy busy busy.

No citation necessary.

We found an old cardboard box behind the trailer park and pretended like we were flying to destinations exotic. Then we drank a whole bottle of ripple with the street bums. Then we tried to find out where in the bible it justifies gay-bathroom-meth-sex.

No citation Necessary

---Brainfart Marlboro----

This weekend, I tried to build a box that would cheat the cable company and provide free HDTV. Needless to say, I know how Obama feels.

Free HD is easy- I put an antenna on my roof.

It works great as anti-aircraft too.

When you elect a horse as president you must expect absurdity.
#59 | Posted by gracieamazed

a horses' ass gracie, you forgot a word... and I'd be happy if he was ONLY an absurd horses' ass, he is fucking bonkers insane... we gots a cure for that though, and it is comin' in november....hellooooo, mayflower?...this is barry...barry hussein hugo jintao abdullah fidel shady obamamaomao, Immah need a truck, dog, can you lemme holda truck for a couple of weeks...nah, I'm good for it...yea, we gotta move again, I know, moochie and grandma are pissed like you would not believe....well, this wouldn't be happening if people had just aired their fucking tires up in 2009, like I fucking told them to do.... now look.....

hey lippy, will you be my nooner valentine?...

I heard somebody died, it wasn't michael 'the perv' jackson was it?. please say it wasn't, I shall be crushed with grief if it was

Free HD is easy- I put an antenna on my roof.

It works great as anti-aircraft too.

#73 | Posted by kanrei

The cable service we get has seperate HD Channels. You have to rent a box for each tv in the house if you want HD. I would have dropped them but the Princess just extended the contract.

hey gracie, is burnie still broadcasting from here or did they move away for his new gig?
hope you are well, I'm feeling a lot better, thank you, missed the mardi gras, the girl called and said don't bring your sick ass down here, it is very cold and very windy, and it was, and I didn't

I dropped pay TV about 5 years ago. Rabbit ears, Tivo, and Netflix.

the Princess just extended the contract.

#75 | POSTED BY WISGOD

bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HEY HEY....

think its a little soon on the whitney jokes?

grammys dont mean shit anyway...pure joke bullshit for several yearss

UNLESS AU gets one.. :) :) :)

hey lippy, will you be my nooner valentine?...

#74 | Posted by baysideinpc

To late. He's rehersing with Danforth....

Stealing HD is just so trashy. I am disappointed in you Wisgod. I truly am. If you really don't wish to pay monthly HD bills you should do what my parents have done and install your own personal satellite uplink. It is a little pricy, but no bothersome monthly bill to handle that way.

No citation necessary.

"To late. He's rehersing with Danforth...."

Rumor is they are rehearsing The French Mistake...
www.youtube.com

Did anyone else catch Brad's post?

Stealing HD is just so trashy

Then

If you really don't wish to pay monthly HD bills you should do what my parents have done and install your own personal satellite uplink

Am I missing something or did he just admit his parents are stealing and therefore "trashy?"

Bay Burnie is still here. And Saturday was terrible with the wind. Was at the Drill comp. noon - 4pm and and damn near died from the wind chill. Happy you are feeling better!!

So I keep looking at that Whitney picture Rcade put up and I am amazed at it. How did Rcade get a postmortem photo so soon?

Stealing HD is just so trashy. I am disappointed in you Wisgod. I truly am.
Posted by BradfordWinston

I'm not stealing. I'm redistributing the signal.

#86 "Progressive HDTV" That must be what the 'p' stands for in 1080p.

Bay Burnie is still here. And Saturday was terrible with the wind. Was at the Drill comp. noon - 4pm and and damn near died from the wind chill. Happy you are feeling better!!

#84 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

he and dd working in the same studio then? thank you

=his parents are stealing and therefore "trashy?"

Thurston and Lovey are NOT trashy!

No citation necessitous.

BradfordWinstonIII

And Saturday was terrible with the wind.

#84 | Posted by gracieamazed

too much Spam on Friday?

Let's just use 'progressive' for stealing things in general.

No citation necessary.

Quit fucking around Lip. Bayside wants you to be her Valentine. Get busy.

hey lippy, will you be my nooner valentine?...

#74 | Posted by baysideinpc

Sorry, I was thinking about masterbating then committing suicide. But I'm not doing anything after that.

saw the pos in his speech today, what few minutes I could stand without blood coming out of my ears, you really have to be an evil son of a bitch, to keep pushing the lie that millionaires and billionaires are paying less of a tax rate than buffetts' secretary, when it is a complete lie, the unchecked propaganda the pos and this regime are allowed to get away with, is absolutely nothing short of the most astounding in the history of this country, and if it was anyone on the right using the term 'secretary', the left would be calling them out as demeaning women, putting women in their place, and being the biggest sexist hater evah, who no longer deserved to breathe air...

Bayside wants you to be her Valentine. Get busy.

#92 | Posted by wisgod

I need some flour, stat?

I need some flour, stat?

#95 | Posted by Lipzoidial

A rue? Yummy! -Gracie

Sorry, I was thinking about masterbating then committing suicide. But I'm not doing anything after that.

#93 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

ok, I see how it is

Yes Bay the studio in PCB!

It's roux Wis........... :)

#93 is pulling a Whitney........


It's roux Wis........... :)

Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-02-13 02:58 PM

Not if you regret it =D

Not if you regret it =D

#101 | Posted by kanrei

Well done.

Well done.

#102 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-13 03:02 PM

I suppose a joke only an English major who went to culinary school could come up with =D

I rue the day the roux was made by the lady with the rouge on?

"A rue? Yummy! -Gracie"

Actually I think he was calling her a fat slob... That said, and knowing why he wants it? One has to question who is ripping on who asking for the flour...

"His advisors said it"

Where? Please post the exact quote.

"I ask who was in charge of spending from 2007-2011"

Yeah, that would be the changing the subject part.

"Barak is the name of the horse that Mohammed rode into Paradise."

And Willard is the name of a maniacal rat-master. What's your point?

Yeah, that would be the changing the subject part.

#107 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 03:25 PM |

Are you drunk this early? Here moron, see if you can keep up? Who was in charge of spending during the end of Bush's term and Obama's beginning until 2011?

Do you know what a fiscal year is? Do you know how the government operates?
Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 12:29 PM

"Rumor is they are rehearsing The French Mistake..."

I had to look that one up.

Although I'm guessing Princess has it bookmarked.

"Who was in charge of spending during the end of Bush's term and Obama's beginning until 2011?"

I was pointing to who purposely chose to alter surplus budget projections to deficits as far as the eye could see.

You know, before you saw that squirrel.

Where? Please post the exact quote.

#106 | Posted by Danforth

Jared Bernstein was one of the authors of the now-infamous "hell chart" from the Obama administration's case for the stimulus bill. The chart was supposed to show how unemployment would decline more quickly with the stimulus spending Obama was proposing than without.

sayanythingblog.com

Now Danforth will argue it's a chart and can't talk.

"Now Danforth will argue it's a chart and can't talk."

No, just that there's no quote or actual claim, despite the constant pretense.

I was pointing to who purposely chose to alter surplus budget projections to deficits as far as the eye could see.

You know, before you saw that squirrel.

#111 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 03:33 PM

No you were being a coward and brought up Bush and the 2000 projections. Here read the question again:

#9 Good start on the apology tour, Dickfroth. Obama has not done ahything resembling cutting the deficit in half.

So you signed him up to run $1.3T deficits?
#16 | Posted by rhinomaximus at 2012-02-13 12:23 PM

If you haven't yet heard the news, it's official, the FDA won its case against Dan Allgyer, an Amish farmer whose unspeakable crime -- selling raw milk -- has now forced him to shut down his farm, "Rainbow Acres," altogether.

For Mr. Allgyer, a man whose fight with the FDA goes back two years [see April 2010 post in comments], the price was particularly steep. The Judge ruled that if found in violation again, he'll be forced to pay the FDA's cost of investigating and prosecuting him.

Nevermind for a second that Congress has never passed a law banning the interstate commerce of raw milk.

Nevermind that the FDA, as is often the case with Washington's out-of-control regulatory regime, unilaterally wrote the regulations banning the interstate commerce of raw milk.

And for the moment, we'll overlook the FDA's use of entrapment, by posing as a member of the "Grassfed on the Hill Buying Club" a food cooperative with nearly 500 members, to ensnare Allgyer after their 5am farm raid paid little in dividends.

Sleep tight, America. And know that at least one Amish menace, selling milk straight from a cow to willing consumers is, off the farm.

www.campaignforliberty.org

---Rumor is they are rehearsing The French Mistake...---

"I had to look that one up."

Now that you know, I am guessing you will watch it over and over again...

"you were being a coward and brought up Bush and the 2000 projections. "

What else is a President supposed to leave? Dubya got a good economy with nothing but surplus projections, and left it in shambles, with nothing but exploding deficits on the precipice of the baby boomer retirement. The Dems didn't get any financial bills passed with Dubya's signature until AFTER the meltdown. All the rest is spin.

The Obama team knew this budget didn't have a prayer of passing before they printed it. Even some Democrats see it for what it is, fuzzy math. By the way a reminder, there hasn't been a budget passed by Congress in over 1000 days.

No, just that there's no quote or actual claim, despite the constant pretense.

#113 | Posted by Danforth

No, an Obama advisor creates a chart to promote the Presidents Stimulus that clearly shows unemployment projections under 8% and you call it a fucking pretense. What a joke you are.

I love how they called it the "Hell Chart" Scare the shit out of the nation and think they won't remember this? I hope Mitt busts this out in the first debate!

No, just that there's no quote or actual claim, despite the constant pretense.
#113 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 03:37 PM |

Maybe it has to be in dance form, or somehow spoken with a lisp before dicklessdanforth will acknowledge it was true...

'Obama promises to cut the deficit in half in four years'

Earlier in the news conference, Obama said he'd cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term. So we'll look at the picture from four and five years out.

According to projections in the Obama administration's proposed budget , released at the end of February, the yearly deficit would go from $1.75 trillion in 2009 to $533 billion in 2013 and $570 billion in 2014. So obviously, by the administration's estimation, the deficit would be cut well more than half whether you measure it until the end of Obama's first term (four years), or five years out.

The Congressional Budget Office projections â€" released a month later â€" were not as optimistic. The CBO, a nonpartisan arm of Congress, projected the 2009 deficit at $1.8 trillion, and forecast it would taper down to $672 billion in 2013, then to $749 billion in 2014. Still, even those numbers support Obama's assertion that he'd halve the deficit.
www.politifact.com

Dubya got an economy in decline. We all know that.

At least he had the benefit of $15 oil.

The Dems didn't get any financial bills passed with Dubya's signature until AFTER the meltdown. All the rest is spin.
#117 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-13 03:39 PM |

What about after Bush left? How well has that worked out the last three years? Oh let me guess, you still believe Obama stablized the Housing market today, like you did in Jan 2011?

"According to projections in the Obama administration's proposed budget , released at the end of February, the yearly deficit would go from $1.75 trillion in 2009 to $533 billion in 2013 and $570 billion in 2014."

WTF is danforth to do the numbers?

Dubya left behind an economy that was every bit as hideous as the battle-ax that shat him out. We all know that.

FTFY

Oops. That was Clinton that had the $12 oil (1998). When he handed over the office it was up around $27, just a shade below its price when Obama took office.

inflationdata.com

My bad.

Boner and the House Monkeys just caved on the Payroll Tax.....

WASHINGTON -- House GOP leaders announced Monday they were putting forward a "backup plan" that would extend the payroll tax cut for ten months, while cleaving it from a similar extension of unemployment insurance benefits and what's known as the "doc fix," a measure needed to prevent dramatic cuts in Medicare reimbursements. The plan would not be offset by cuts elsewhere, the announcement said, meaning the cost of the tax cut would be added to the deficit.

The announcement, made quietly on a day Washington is digesting the president's budget proposal, is a stark reversal. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) took the floor shortly after the statement was emailed to reporters and spoke only of the budget.

www.huffingtonpost.com

Dubya left behind an economy that was every bit as hideous as the battle-ax that shat him out. We all know that.

FTFY

#125 | Posted by shitstain

FTFY

Everyone now.............

youtu.be

#129 | Posted by gracieamazed

I though you said you normally don't start hitting the pipe until after sundown.

www.shakespeare-online.com

Did Marijuana Fuel Shakespeare's Genius?

The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, allowed South African research scientists from the Transvaal Museum in Pretoria to analyze twenty-four pipe fragments found on the grounds of William Shakespeare's home. The findings, published in the South African Journal of Science, show that eight of the pipes tested contain traces of cannabis and two of the pipes contain traces of cocaine. Others appear to be laced with tobacco, camphor, and hallucinogenic nutmeg extracts high in myristic acid.

The pipes date to the seventeenth century when hemp was used widely in the production of rope, clothing, and paper, and when marijuana was used to treat certain medical conditions. However, the discovery of the pipes laced with several narcotics lends credibility to the theory that people in Renaissance England used drugs for pleasure.

It has been a long-standing but highly unconventional assumption that Shakespeare alludes to drugs and drug use in his works, particularly in his non-dramatic poetry. Sonnet 27 begins:

Weary with toil I haste me to my bed,
The dear repose for limbs with travel tired;
But then begins a journey in my head,
To work my mind when body's work's expired. (1-4)

Even more conspicuous is Sonnet 76, which contains Shakespeare's references to a 'noted weed' and 'compounds strange' -- 'compound' known as early as 1530 to mean a substance formed by a chemical union of two or more ingredients:

Why is my verse so barren of new pride,
So far from variation or quick change?
Why with the time do I not glance aside
To new-found methods and to compounds strange?
Why write I still all one, ever the same,
And keep invention in a noted weed,
That every word doth almost tell my name,
Showing their birth and where they did proceed? (1-8)

And Sonnet 118 divulges:

Like as, to make our appetites more keen,
With eager compounds we our palate urge. (1-2)

There is little doubt that this combination of the findings by South African researchers and the possible references to psychotropic drugs in Shakespeare's writings will prompt many more to hypothesize that Shakespeare used narcotics as a source of inspiration. We will never know for sure, but if Shakespeare did use drugs as a tool to spark his creativity he certainly would not be the only literary genius to have done so.

I wonder why Ron Paul doesn't make a big deal out of his past experience as a gynecologist?

#130 LOL. It started with a story of a body found in a tree and my twisted mind took me to that song.

This is you Public Service announcement - Tuesday is Valentines Day. Don't screw it up.

"Southern California wanted to secede.
#10 | Posted by Huguenot"

And what would they have drank, watered their crops with, etc.? SoCal needs NorCal a lot more than vice-versa moron.

March 14th is Steak and BJ Day.

(a handy tip for you fellas. if she's on the rag on valentines day, she'll be on the rag on S&BJ day too.)

"Because government fucks up 100% of the time.
#29 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 12:41 PM | Reply | Flag: U.S. Gov't Made

And what would they have drank, watered their crops with, etc.? SoCal needs NorCal a lot more than vice-versa moron.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 04:40 PM

WTF do you know moron? You are some loser from Oregon. You do remember who drafted Bowie over Jordan and Oden over Durant?

This is you Public Service announcement - Tuesday is Valentines Day. Don't screw it up.

#134 | Posted by gracieamazed

I'm wearing the rubber with the ribs on the outside again this year.

Got to love a tool!!!

#42 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-13 12:54 PM | Reply | Flag: LOVES A TOOL; WISHES HE HAD A TOOL

Unfucking believable....

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama on Monday proposed limiting tax breaks given to high-income earners on the interest paid by municipal bonds, a change that could rock the $3.7 trillion market if approved.

In his fiscal 2013 budget, Obama reiterated his desire to cut tax breaks for families with incomes over $250,000, saying they should only be allowed to reduce their tax liabilities to 28 percent of income from the current 35 percent.

"It is very unfortunate that investors who bought tax-exempt muni bonds in good faith under the premise that they would be tax-exempt would be subject to at least a 7 percent tax under the proposed budget," said Chris Mier, a managing director at Loop Capital Markets."

"WTF do you know moron? You are some loser from Oregon. You do remember who drafted Bowie over Jordan and Oden over Durant?
#138 | Posted by crispee_oc"

I know a lot more than you do, about just about everything. That's not bragging, because it's true for just about everyone on this site (but see, e.g., Eddie), and most of the world as well.

The fucking Jailblazers did, dummy. Go Lakers!!

"I know a lot more than you do, about just about everything."

Let's start with your grammar and sentence structure....Maybe you could have found a place for another "about" in that 2nd grade written retort.

"The fucking Jailblazers did, dummy. Go Lakers!!"

Exactly. You and the same losers hail from Oregon.

"I'm wearing the rubber with the ribs on the outside again this year."

It will be a Valvoline momen for me, not vaseline...

"Let's start with your grammar and sentence structure....Maybe you could have found a place for another "about" in that 2nd grade written retort.
#143 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Funny shit, coming from Irvine boy.

"Let's start with your grammar and sentence structure...
#143 | Posted by crispee_oc"

"It will be a Valvoline momen for me, not vaseline...
#145 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Momen, huh? You are a fucking joke, CoCo.

whit is gone...hey lohan ! you're on deck

Momen, huh? You are a fucking joke, CoCo.
#147 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:00 PM |

I hear ya. I should have thrown in a couple of "about" like you do, right retard?

"I know a lot more than you do, about just about everything."

Sometimes I feel bad for you, CoCo. Not often, but sometimes.

You are aware that you are a walking, talking joke, aren't you?

"I hear ya. I should have thrown in a couple of "about" like you do, right retard?
#149 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Or maybe just used the correct spelling of a common word. You know, if you have that knowledge and ability.

Funny shit, coming from Irvine boy.
#146 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 04:59 PM

Good one trannyboy. Way to cut me deep and still look like a retard doing so...

"Irvine was ranked the second best run city in the nation based on statistics such as crime and unemployment rates, city debt and household income in a list compiled by an online financial news organization."

whit is gone...hey lohan ! you're on deck

#148 | Posted by baysideinpc

If we can pick a celebrity, I'm taking Macauley Culkin. He's looking all cracked out these days.

Or maybe just used the correct spelling of a common word. You know, if you have that knowledge and ability.

#151 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:11 PM

Only none of us opened their yap as knowing more "about" just "about" everything... Notice how you look like an idot when you wrote a sentence some 2nd grade teacher would give a C grade for the effort...

"I know a lot more than you do, about just about everything."

whit is gone...hey lohan ! you're on dick

#148 | Posted by baysideinpc

ftfy

My friend Mr. Crispee, you should relax and enjoy yourself more. Don't let the pissants rile you. So you are from Orange County? Wonderful area. I know many, many people around there. And if you are looking to relax I can advise of a very discreet, very reputable escort service located just outside Huntington Beach. Top notch. Good time guaranteed for all. So relax, maybe smoke a little marijuana, go for a nice horseback ride and feel all the anger and tension fade away. Best of times chap.

No citation necessary.

Or maybe just used the correct spelling of a common word. You know, if you have that knowledge and ability.
#151 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:11 PM

You mean like the common word "they" which you couldn't spell?

By thye way, Hebe Tien is kind of hot.
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-10 02:03 PM

So relax, maybe smoke a little marijuana, go for a nice horseback ride and feel all the anger and tension fade away. Best of times chap.

No citation necessary.

#156 | Posted by BradfordWinston at 2012-02-13 05:19 PM

No anger here. I see the pacific ocean everyday, have no wife or kids to deal with, can take off any time I want, and do wtf I want when I want. No complaints here. Other than reading the stupidity of posters here who all happen to be libs, life is always good...

Very good! Glad to hear that. No reason for smart people like us to allow the riff raff to drag us down!

"You mean like the common word "they" which you couldn't spell?

By thye way, Hebe Tien is kind of hot.
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-10 02:03 PM

#157 | Posted by crispee_oc"

That's a little creepy, CoCo. I know you obsess about me, but going back three days through my posts to find a random typo? Creepy!

That's a little creepy, CoCo. I know you obsess about me, but going back three days through my posts to find a random typo? Creepy!
#160 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:28 PM

Yeah, it's not like anyone can simply see anyone's prior posts, right retard? What does it have to do with this briliant sentence written by someone who is not bragging about how smart he is?

"I know a lot more than you do, about just about everything. That's not bragging"

By thye way, Hebe Tien is kind of hot.
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-10 02:03 PM

"briliant"

brilliant

No reason for smart people like us to allow the riff raff to drag us down!

#159 | Posted by BradfordWinston

See, this is what happens when you read the bible drunk.

"You mean like the common word "they" which you couldn't spell?

By thye way, Hebe Tien is kind of hot.
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-10 02:03 PM

#157 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Also, dummy: even a sixth grader would have figured out that the word I intended to type was "the," not "they." Goddamn you're stupid. This shit just writes itself.

Common word "they." CoCo's common condition: retard. Lol.

"Also, dummy: even a sixth grader would have figured out that the word I intended to type was "the," not "they." Goddamn you're stupid. This shit just writes itself."

No shit? That's what makes it so special. You fucked up spelling "the" and sit here and still open your Trig educated yap?

Then you were still stupid enough to open your yap because the "t" key didn't register on the word "moment"? Here let's both look at a fucking retard pretending he didn't understand...

Momen, huh? You are a fucking joke, CoCo.
#147 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:00 PM |

Common word "they." CoCo's common condition: retard. Lol.

#165 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:36 PM |

Once again, what retard opened their yap and gaffed on spelling a three letter word? Then whined like some little bitched about being stalked? That would be the loser from Oregon, who happens to be a tranny...

That's a little creepy, CoCo. I know you obsess about me, but going back three days through my posts to find a random typo? Creepy!
#160 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 05:28 PM |

capoliticalnews.com

just give birth and hand yo chirrens off to obama to be raised, like a good unit, having parents is so, so, archaic.. you can't indoctrinate them to love dear leader as efficiently as the regime can, anyway, and dear leader is sick of your individualistic thinking

Montecore, is there any truth to this accusation? Are you a tranny from Oregon? You wouldn't be from the Portland area would you? By chance do you know a very entertaining individual who alternately goes by the name Murray/Marie?

#169 | Posted by BradfordWinston

What kind of name is Winston Bradford? I bet he loves cucumber sandwiches and tea.

I bet he loves cucumber sandwiches and tea.

#170 | Posted by nullifidian

He's the kind of guy that would fuck his friend in the butt and not even give him a reach-around.

#148 | Posted by baysideinpc
If we can pick a celebrity, I'm taking Macauley Culkin. He's looking all cracked out these days.

#153 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

O...M....G, saw that new pic of him the other day...he looks like a dead man walking... I was so shocked, I haven't seen a pic of him in years..sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Montecore's Revenge: Basketball
www.google.com

THE OFFICIAL VOTE IS NOW CLOSED FOR THE YEAR
You can, of course, carry on voting just for fun after this time, but your votes won't be part of the official deadpool.

www.giantbomb.com

"Montecore, is there any truth to this accusation?
#169 | Posted by BradfordWinston"

No. But CoCo is obsessed with the idea. He has posted ad nauseum that I have admitted as much on this site many times in the past. When asked for a cite to one of these many times, he comes up, like his head, empty.

"No shit? That's what makes it so special. You fucked up spelling "the"....
#166 | Posted by crispee_oc"

"You mean like the common word "they" which you couldn't spell?
#157 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Make up your little mind, CoCo. Just pick a story, and stick with it. Lol. What a pathetic douchenozzle. No wonder he has to pay ugly whores to spend time with him.

I'm changing my vote. I gonna pick Stephen Hawking. It's only a matter of time before his disease shuts down his whole system. It's a miracle he's lasted this long.

"Make up your little mind, CoCo. Just pick a story, and stick with it. Lol. What a pathetic douchenozzle. No wonder he has to pay ugly whores to spend time with him. "
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 06:19 PM |

Again, only one of us was stupid enough to open his yap about how smart he is and have it shut by his own stupidity. That would be you trannyboy. Not me...

"Montecore, is there any truth to this accusation?
#169 | Posted by BradfordWinston"

CoCo is obsessed with the idea. He has posted ad nauseum that I have admitted as much on this site many times in the past.
#175 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 06:16 PM

So why you whining like some little bitch if you admitted you are a tranny?

Ya'all funny.

Ya'all funny.

I've got a question for you ladies. You know who you are....monty, i'm looking at you....

Does the fact that Ron Paul is/was an OB-GYN, cause you to be more or less likely to vote for him?

good grief, and you guys take umbridge with ANYTHING us girls post on here?...seriously? testosterone overload turns the nooner into a sandbox for the little boys to have the battle of the egos... careful with those sharp sticks boys, might put an eye out

little boys to have the battle of the egos... careful with those sharp sticks boys, might put an eye out

#183 | Posted by baysideinpc

when i was a little boy, when the other boys was over there having penis measuring contests, I was over with the little girls playing 'you show me yours and i'll show you mine'.

A effing shame Whitney in life was NOT what the media is making her out to be in death. Played my You Tube play list at work where there was NO 'I will always love you' on it. The first million times the year the Body Guard came out was more then enough for me.

Mondays' Obama Schedule

9:45 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:00 am || Delivers remarks on his FY 2013 budget; Northern Virginia Community College, Annandale, Va.
1:45 pm || Awards the 2011 National Medal of Arts and National Humanities Meda; East Room

oh, good, he is not resting until every AMERICAN that wants a job, has one...keep up the hard work, dear leader, o ba ma! o ba ma! o ba ma!

The first million times the year the Body Guard came out was more then enough for me.

#185 | Posted by gracieamazed

she was hot in that movie.

Yes she was Lip, not so much lately though.

"So why you whining like some little bitch if you admitted you are a tranny?
#179 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Cite?

so moochie is going to tell the military what to fucking eat now, since the UNITED STATES ARMY was created in 1784, the AMERICAN military mess halls have some fucking how, managed to feed soldiers in such a way as to have the baddest ass military on the fucking planet, and you don't get that when men are malnourished,undernourished,fa t asses, or couch potatoes, they have to have a diet sufficient in all areas of nourishment to be able to perform, without fail, in the magnificent, unparalleled way that they ALWAYS do....they have done that since 17fucking84, so just back the fuck off beotch, they got that...k?

You need some pepto-bismol?

Bayside is a fucking freak. Something's wrong with that old lady from Cracker County.

"So why you whining like some little bitch if you admitted you are a tranny?
#179 | Posted by crispee_oc"

"Cite?"

Sure...

I have admitted as much on this site many times in the past.
#175 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-13 06:16 PM

Lawdy Bay it's a damn shame we can't post that picture of Mochelle when she was here with the wedgie and the numerous fat dents in her fat ass.

I think she has some sort of DR Tourette's. She must see stuff on tv or the internets, and then just starts posting about it here, stream of consciousness-style, as if we know what the fuck she is talking about.

Messina Scolds Slack Obama Donors
by KEITH KOFFLER on JANUARY 12, 2012

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ha

www.whitehousedossier.com

We have a challenge I want to talk to you about . . . that keeps coming up, a perturbed looking Messina said in the video, which you can see below. Too many Obama supporters think we don't need their money, or we don't need their money now, Messina grumbled. I totally get why people think that, but they are completely wrong.
Messina accused his own supporters of having a sense of complacency.
Some people think we have a magic formula to win this campaign, he said. The only way this thing works is if each of you take a piece of this campaign and help build the best grassroots campaign in modern political history. That means giving now.
Now, instead of asking for $3 as Messina and his deputies have done repeatedly in the past, the email concludes with a request to chip in $25 or more.

O....U....C....H

#190 | Posted by baysideinpc

damn. wtf was all that?

why do you have an aversion to ending a sentence and starting a new one? They're free, use as many as you want.

"#193 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Oh, funny. How could I have missed that? It was right after your post:

"Why does everyone hate me, just because I am a little bitch who hires trannies and eats my own boogers?

#179 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Monte, you talking to me?

#196 | Posted by baysideinpc

oops, scatch that last comment. I see you've improved your sentence structure. I still have no clue what you are talking about.

It's a damn shame what has happened to the Nooner.

cash from lobbyists now oooooootay !!

Coyote there is no one and nothing that says you need to come here and read the posts. The Nooner has improved two fold without the likes of you. So put that in you crack pipe and go make a Whitney, k?

It's a damn shame what has happened to the Nooner.

#201 | POSTED BY COYOTE

You gotta get here early. Its kind of like Disneyland on a holiday.

#204 We are an E ticket at DisneyWORLD..........(:

Has improved two fold? Yeah, uhuh.

I really can't get here early. I actually have a job, where I do stuff that makes me money, in order to pay the rent and the bills. Wonder if you posters really know what's that like. But I do enjoy reading the repartee and remember the good old times. Been to Disneyland more times than any of you peeps, grew up three miles away from it, used to cruise the Grand Hotel for chicks, got plenty.

You can stuff your crack pipe up where the sun don't shine Gravy....

Family Successfully Petitions State To Euthanize Daughter: www.youtube.com

God I don't know how they can keep straight faces long enough to film those.

why do you have an aversion to ending a sentence and starting a new one? They're free, use as many as you want.
#197 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

I have my own relaxed writing style when posting at my leisure, like on here... don't hate.... you write your way, and I will write my way...k?.. if you don't like it, you don't have to read it, no one has a gun to your head....that's fair, right? don't make me have to start grading your papers, mister

Gee Coyote, I have a job as well. Me thinks a much better one then you as I have an office and the staff to free me up to post here among other places. In fact I bet good money I make more then you and the boards I serve on benefit at least two if not more people in your family. And I am so happy to report I never had to cruise tourtist hotel's for dates. But well shit, if that is your only claim to fame, brag on cup cake.

"Monte, you talking to me?
#199 | Posted by gracieamazed"

Not unless you can explain Bayside's mental disorder(s).

Pfft #210 then I feel slighted..............(:

Have to be honest.

Can't imagine too many posters here on the DR have much in the way of jobs. Serial posters are either retired, on government support, unemployed, or soon to be unemployed because they spend more time in here than they do on actual work.

I'm part of the, employed but soon to be unemployed because I spend too much time on the DR crowd.

whoooo hooooo, gracie, raptors and talons coming home, one after another.....air fucking superority.....until the pos gives them to china and tells them to take that off the balance due

Clown I am Blessed to say I have a job that affords me the ability to post several places and work as well. In the evenings my husband and son are at the gym for MMA and Kenpo. That is why by 8 - 8:30 I am out of here, they get home.

I know Bay. I just transitioned a local Guard unit back here. Eighty three men and women. My heart was very happy.

Not unless you can explain Bayside's mental disorder(s).

#210 | POSTED BY MONTECORE

tsk, tsk, tsk, such a hater... someone have a gun to your head, precious? scroll baby, it will ease your blood pressure, don't want you to pop something in your hayed

good night, sleep tight, we'll fire the commie in nov, then this awful nightmare will be over, and the libs can go back to worshiping floprah, as it should be

WTF is going on!

Obama doesn't like school vouchers.

IRS aims to cut charter school teachers from state retirement program www.kvoa.com

$800,000,000.00 for Arab Spring?

Napolitano Caught Hiring Muslim Brotherhood Terrorist, Giving Him Top-Secret Security Clearance noisyroom.net

Obama needs Assad's consent to help the people he is murdering? Even Al Qaeda gets it!

Obama is paying for an office in Qatar for the....Taiban? english.farsnews.com

"Free" contraceptives and no "separation of Church and State"?

Super PACs with the MSM asking George Soros to create one for Obama?

Yet another "budget" [sic] with well over a trillion dollar deficit.

Media Matters dictating news and policy?

The "Fast and Furious" way to gun control.

A "Global Minimum Tax"?

And that's just some of the shit going on today...in ObamaNation

Can't imagine too many posters here on the DR have much in the way of jobs.
#212 | Posted by ClownShack

The only job the Liberals have is opening and closing the mailbox door once a day.

The only job the Liberals have is opening and closing the mailbox door once a day.

#219 | Posted by wisgod

That's not fair. They are extremely gifted when it comes to picking up a welfare check.

JeffJ knows, because they are in line with him every month.

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