These clowns are the best the GOP has to offer. Too damn funny.

Santorum? Man, and I thought the sludge that the Republicans oozed out in 2008 was weak. This is just awful.

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat, ie. Joe the Plumber is better than Hillary Rotten Clinton.

I'll take Santorum over the blank slate anytime. I'll take Joe the Plumber over the blank slate.

The republicans finally drown in their own meanness.

Good riddance!

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat, ie. Joe the Plumber is better than Hillary Rotten Clinton.

I'll take Santorum over the blank slate anytime. I'll take Joe the Plumber over the blank slate.

#3 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 12:37 PM

You are why our choices are dumb and dumber.

I don't see any of them beating Obama anyway but Santorum? Really?????

Probably an outlier - other polls taken at the same time have Rmoney still ahead.

@5
And you are the reason we have a blank screen in the WH.
Or maybe it was just the orgasmic climax of Affirmative Action.

Either way, it was one big ass mistake.

@5
And you are the reason we have a blank screen in the WH.
Or maybe it was just the orgasmic climax of Affirmative Action.

Either way, it was one big ass mistake.

#8 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 01:24 PM

That said, supporting shitty candidates will cause him to have a 2nd term. Enjoy, and pat yourself on the back for a job well done, you extra-chromosomal turd floating in a river of extra chromosomes.

I support Mitt 110%! He understands why it is essential to cut taxes, especially the capital gains tax. He understands that in a well organized society everybody has a sense of what their place is. Even though being a Mormon is a bit unnerving, he understands the need to submit to the Bible and God's will. He is my kind of person.

No citation necessary.

I support Mitt 110%!

Hypnotist: You are all very good players

Team: We are all very good players.

Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.

Team: We will beat Shelbyville.

Hypnotist: You will give 110 percent.

Team: That's impossible no one can give more than 100 percent. By definition that's the most any one can give.

The Simpsons

Rick Santorum is now neck-and-neck with Mitt Romney in two national polls, reflecting the former Pennsylvania senator's surge in the past week as well as a slide for Romney among the most conservative voters.

Santorum leads Romney, 30% to 28%, of Republican and GOP-leaning voters in a Pew Research Center poll taken Wednesday through Sunday. A month ago, Romney had a 17-point lead over Santorum in the Pew survey.

In Gallup's daily tracking poll, Romney leads Santorum by two percentage points: 32% to 30% among registered GOP voters. Romney previously had a 19-point lead on Santorum during Gallup interviews taken Jan. 30-Feb. 3.

The Pew poll points out challenges for Romney, the prohibitive GOP front-runner who has had trouble exciting conservative voters.

One telling point from the guts of the Pew poll: In November, before voting actually began in the GOP race, a majority (or 53%) of Republican and Republican-leaning voters said they thought Romney was a "strong conservative."

Today, 42% say they see Romney as a "strong conservative" while a majority (or 50%) say he is not.

The Gallup daily tracking poll is a five-day rolling average, reflecting public opinion Wednesday through Sunday. It includes interviews taken after Romney's speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference on Saturday, in which he defended his record as Massachusetts governor and called himself "severely conservative."

Corky, Corky, Corky. You poor deluded fool. His name is Mitt. Not Mutt. That "Kar" is most definitely a Rolls Royce. You obviously understand nothing about politics.

No citation necessary.

"Mutt" is reminiscent of his car-top animal cruelty (no, not to Crispee).
Rick MUST drive a Pinto.

No BRADFORDWINSTONIII necessary.

@9
If I sounded stupid it was because I was using your logic from post #5. Now you know pretty much what you look like to everyone else. ;)

@9
If I sounded stupid it was because I was using your logic from post #5. Now you know pretty much what you look like to everyone else. ;)

#15 | POSTED BY HUGUENOT

Tell us the truth, are you 101, jeffindenmark or AFK with a different screen name? Your arguments make just about as much sense.

No BRADFORDWINSTONIII necessary.

#14 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-13 02:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

Corky, I'm beginning to think Brad is a Skip Wellington for the right.

Of course, I don't have any evidence that I can cite...lol

Well the party of "Anyone But Mitt" may have settled on frothy ass lube to represent them.

And with no surprise at all Hugenot is slippery with joy.

It's too constant to be Skip, he tends to come and go with the wind.

Bradford is a constant [No Citantion Necessary]

@9
If I sounded stupid it was because I was using your logic from post #5.

#15 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 02:22 PM

lol, who do you think you're fooling, dummy? The smell of desperation emanating from your spotted manties is nauseating.

- Hugenot is slippery with joy.

rofl!

ewwwww

Hillary Rotten Clinton.

#3 | Posted by Huguenot

Damn you're so funny! But don't quit your day job for stand-up

No doubt she is far more accomplished and intelligent than you can ever hope to be in your wildest, most moist wet dreams.

#2 Are you sure you want to make that comment? I mean look at your man santorum, he got beat by 18% after only one term- in hios own district. That doesnt tell you anything? Romney - he who won Florida with fewer votes then he lost last time with? Or Newtie, "Iwant a divorce- I dont care if you got cncer and are dieing? Or ron "my head in the sand" paul, whos also published racist mags? Any of these creeps better then "I got Osama"/Passed needed Health Care legislation/ saved the world from epression/brought gm back to being the largest car maker in the world/ cleaned up george bushes mess president? Come on hugey, even you know better then to seriously make that comment. I mean sheesh...

Hillary Rotten Clinton.

#3 | Posted by Huguenot

she's still a better man than any of the 4 klowns you've got cruising around in the GOP Klownkar.

thats saved the world from depression - too much coffee...

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat

Billy Carter couldn't possibly have sucked as bad as Gannon's cum-dumpster did.

-she's still a better man than any of the 4 klowns you've got cruising around in the GOP Klownkar.

#25 | Posted by northguy3

Some poll was reporting 20 percent of Repubes supporting Obama..... so she'd get what?

Half?

Hey Liver Dye,
You know about as much about me as I know about you. You were the one assuming I'm a straight down the line Republican voter. I'm miles ahead of you asshole. Now, lose the ignorance and see what a loud mouth fool of a dildo you are.

Secondly, since the majority of 'Independents' volunteered for the buttfucking 2008, chances are, no matter how much you deny it, you helped elect Captain Blank Screen.

I'll support the worst Republican before I would settle for another 4 years of this inept jack-off.

And if you really believed that the choices were btwn dumb and dumber then you should be really pissed that the Donkeys didn't even mount a primary challenge to O'Bugger.

I'd be willing to bet that hillary would pull the female repub vote in just about any national election.

If I was a repub woman, the last thing i would do is vote for one of the male catholics (gingrich, santorum).

Mormons have a lot of respect for women. They have so much, they need multiple women just to spread it all that respect around.

That only leaves Ron Paul, who was a OB-Gyn. His campaign slogan should be 'Vote for me, I've seen more horror than you can imagine'.

@23
She's just like the blank screen. Her two greatest accomplishments are getting elected and making the useful idiots think that she's actually accomplished something.

Her two greatest accomplishments are getting elected and making the useful idiots think that she's actually accomplished something.

#31 | Posted by Huguenot

Bullshit. I was one of the biggest hillary haters on here. If you don't believe me, ask corky. I used to light his ass up about hillary.
I have had to begrudgingly admit that the woman has done a respectable job as Sec. of St.

It did not hurt her cause, that when she took the job, our foriegn policy was in shambles, like everything else. How bad could she fuck it up? But she has done a fine job, and in my current estimation, is probably more qualified to be prez than any of the repub candidates.

Santorum will fail because he has succumbed to the republican delusion that all that religious/abortion/righteous crap means anything other than to the niche audience of brainwashed bible idiots applauding the insanity at his little gatherings. (like Huckabee and what will also sink Paul) It is a sign of hope that the majority of Americans see moderates like Obama or even Romney are what the country needs.

I cant understand how these wackos quote the forefathers while simultaneously ignoring their wisdom in separating church and state.

"I have had to begrudgingly admit that the woman has done a respectable job as Sec. of St."

Where? Her claim to fame was calling Assad a reformist, and of course threatened Iran with consequences if they didn't come clean on their nuke program by Dec. 2009...

@32
OK, what has she accomplished that has you so bedazzled?

You know about as much about me as I know about you. You were the one assuming I'm a straight down the line Republican voter. I'm miles ahead of you asshole.

#29 | Posted by Hugevag at 2012-02-13 04:22 PM

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat
#3 | Posted by Hugecooze at 2012-02-13 12:37 PM

You poor bastard.

Now brush the sand from your pussy hair.

"Where?"

Maybe it's just in comparison to Dubya's main SOS.

wow, never seen a party so intent on proving to all just how much they are now more than ever irrelevant and out of touch.

at what point do the normal people bail? or do they decide to collectively ride the clown car into the cement overpass out of stupidity and spite?

That's retarded.

You are why our choices are dumb and dumber.

#5 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-02-13 12:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

LMFAO

Now brush the sand from your pussy hair Erickson.

#39 Posted by HugeKnobPolisher

What did reposting that prove, numb nuts?

You whined about people assuming you're a party line Republican after posting: The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat

It is retarded, and numb nuts such as yourself are the reason our choices are dumb and dumber.

Cry baby cry!

Cry baby cry!

#41 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 05:37 PM

You were the one assuming I'm a straight down the line Republican voter. I'm miles ahead of you asshole.
#29 | Posted by Hugevag at 2012-02-13 04:22 PM

rofl

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat
#3 | Posted by Hugecooze at 2012-02-13 12:37 PM

Hey,
I've already gone the third party route and all I can say is that we accomplished a whole lot of nothing. My time would have been better served trying to revitalize the Republican party.

As to my assertion that the worst Republican is better than the best Democrat, feel free to disagree.

A Santorum surge, how disgusting. Oh wait, they mean the candidate.

Well, that is equally disgusting.

Finally a poll I can believe. Most polls are nowhere near accurate.

Jeb Bush will sure look like a savior, or maybe Chris Cristy but they will continue the clown car ride right into the convention with no clear winner and then the insiders will nominate who they want, and it isn't any of these guys.

*facepalm*
This election should be a slamdunk for the GOP, but...

Santorum views on women belong in the stone age, he will not get the women's vote. www.cnn.com

#48 | Posted by VMA224 at 2012-02-14 10:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

What? Women can vote now? Why was I not informed?
-Rick S

Mitt is in the Shitt.
Rick has lit his wick.
Newt is down the chute.

Sanitarium is running neck and neck with Rmoney in Michigan. Apparently after 50 years, you can't claim to be a homie.