Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, February 13, 2012

An Indian-American who lived as a Buddhist monk for 12 years, Manoj Bhargava founded Living Essentials, which has become the biggest player in the energy-shot market. The rise of his 5-Hour Energy began in 2003 at a natural products trade show in Anaheim, Calif. At one booth the sales reps peddled a 16-ounce concoction claiming to boost productivity for hours. Bhargava took a swig. "For the next six or seven hours I was in great shape," he said. "I thought, Wow, this is amazing. I can sell this."

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Truckers swear by it. So do the traders in Oliver Stone’s 2010 sequel to Wall Street. So do hungover ­students. It’s $3 a bottle, and it has made Bhargava a fortune.

Great, just what we need, chemically hopped up truckers.

Did you see the reference to the drink they call meth? this is a crazy industry.

I prefer getting my energy boost the old-fashion way bitchslapping a liberal. Plus it's free!

Great, just what we need, chemically hopped up truckers.

#1 | Posted by 726 at 2012-02-13 07:21 AM | Reply | Flag:

Better than them slamming into your car after being on the road for 18 hours straight and falling asleep at wheel.

That's what amphetamines are for, sonny.

you frigging nitwits give Mme laugh. more than I give you. this a clear exchange.

figure out a pattern in your face. it is so simple it embararass my being for doing such. my mother taught me to refrain from fucking up her cats. still do it, here and there. only take the best.

the necessity is to find the proper individual who has the potential to manifest predicted controllable outcome. fishing deep heren.

and eat whatever mushrooms some random particle interjected. don't do drugs, just fuck with retards and communists. it is a me thing.

fuckinglandofconfusion.

tros

Speaking of hopped up from amphetamines! ^^^^^

Word salad post of the year. Welcome to the DR Sarah.

you frigging nitwits give Mme laugh. more than I give you. this a clear exchange.

figure out a pattern in your face. it is so simple it embararass my being for doing such. my mother taught me to refrain from fucking up her cats. still do it, here and there. only take the best.

the necessity is to find the proper individual who has the potential to manifest predicted controllable outcome. fishing deep heren.

and eat whatever mushrooms some random particle interjected. don't do drugs, just fuck with retards and communists. it is a me thing.

fuckinglandofconfusion.

tros

#6 | Posted by mmercier at 2012-02-13 11:50 PM

Holy shit, I hope this poster sticks around.

retards and communists.

If you think there are any communists here then you are the retard.

Don't worry, you are not alone.

Tragically.

Be Well.

Mmercier's posts read like a spam email. I love it.

How drunk (or high) is this MMercier? Damn!

"my mother taught me to refrain from fucking her cats. still do it, here and there. only take the best.
#6 | Posted by mmercier"

tros.

I think mmercier is useing a translator.

I tried Bablefish and it works great with spanish.
Chinese not so much.

Better than them slamming into your car after being on the road for 18 hours straight and falling asleep at wheel.

#4 | Posted by daniel_3 at 2012-02-13 11:02 PM

If they are on the raod for 18 straight hours the are breaking the law.

"don't do drugs, just fuck with retards and communists. it is a me thing."

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

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