Well Whitney one uped Kim Jong Un in the death headlines. Wonder in Korea is penning a letter to the UN in protest?

Hot dog, has warmed up to 39 degrees. 45 Is the magic number. That is when it's warm enough to run errands.

Sarah Palin would beat this GOP field like a drum. Thank God fans made her so rich that running for president seemed like too much work.

Mutt is going to have go way far Right for his VP pick to balance that ticket...

this guy may may be available...

Gracie your coat of blubber should keep you warm. You'll be fine.

Man!.....I've seen more excitement over the re-release of the McRib than for any of these candidates. They need to step up their game. Take fiber or something.

Poor Mitt is probably cursing Whitney right now. His two wins got just 45 mins of headline space on a Saturday night.

Come on Jackass your constant non stop interest in me is well sort of getting creepy. Even though you have been told that is was a fake altered picture. You keep harping on something Rcade said to forget about and move on from. Why can't you? Do you need help dear?

Sarah Palin would beat this GOP field like a drum. Thank God fans made her so rich that running for president seemed like too much work.

#4 | Posted by rcade

I throw the bullshit flag on all that. She's not running because no one, except for a few ignoramuses, think she is even remotely qualified. She is coarse, belligerent and unintelligent. She knows nothing of leadership or philosophy.

But, good luck with that fantasy anyway. She is pretty, in a cougar sort of way.

Man who was the robot in Lost in Space, died.

Man who was the robot = the VOICE of the robot

"She is coarse, belligerent and unintelligent. She knows nothing of leadership or philosophy. "

In other words, Sarah! is supremely qualified for the Republican nomination.

Gracie get out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat. This place isn't for everyone and I guess that means you. Plenty of people stronger than you have quit this place. Only the strong survive here.

New Sci-fi movie with Sarah Palin as the hero, coming out....

I would rather see sara palin para sailin.

Iron Sky.

SARAH!! would be on the other side.

Jackass I will out live you here. Just watch. You are lacking in self control. Game on dear.

So is Kim Jong Un dead or alive.

Friday the rumor was he's dead but there's no proof, and today it's he's a live but there's no proof.

Ponder this. Have you ever seen Whitney Houston and Kim Jong Un in the same room?

Gracie still has never answered why redistribution of wealth is a bad idea? I can only come to one conclusion. Greed. She believes only the power elite deserves wealth. I believe I am entitled to her money more than she is. I obtain my salary honestly while she does not.

You two need to get a room. lol

I could believe that Whitney and Un are the same person. You see Un giant pumpkinhead? It would fit nicely like a mask over Whitney's head.

Dear Jackass, Dream On...........

Mickelson is in a zone.

Clown we may be on to something.

I throw the bullshit flag on all that.

You don't think Palin's a stronger candidate among the conservative base than Santorum or Gingrich?

We have the most worthless and miserable failure in the history of the country in the White House right now.

Obama voters should be ashamed of the damage the caused to the nation and the world with their careless vote in 2008.

Results of a recent poll in Forbes Magazine, point to Tiger Woods, and Michael Vick, as the least liked athletes in the sports world today. While both received 60% in the dislike column, Vick edged out Woods for number one status by getting more "dislike a lot" responses.

Hard Feeeze Warning again tonight. Yeah. Two nights in a row. Winter has arrived for a short time. Two out of three Panhandle residents agree with this.

We have the most worthless and miserable failures in the history of the country in the Congress and Senate right now.

Republican voters should be ashamed of the damage the caused to the nation and the world with their careless votes in 2010.

~Rex.

Fixed That For You.

Check the approval ratings of Obama versus Congress.

Get back to Spud.

Be Well.

Actually Spud, you have nothing to do with any of the United States politicans.

You have no vote, so none of this is your fault.

I love how Spud will talk in the third person. Plus he knew about Laugh In, AOK in my book. (He gave a a funny flag).

Plus he knew about Laugh In

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"

'Boris says we'll never win the War on Poverty till all those poor people surrender.'

Who is going to watch the Grammy's becuase you do or becuase Whitney killed herself? Not me. Never did and won't now.

I love how Spud will talk in the third person.

It's a mental disorder he came with. Yes, we loved it too once... but give it long enough, it gets irritating like when you can't stand your wife/husband after 7 years, when you realize "hey he/she is a moron!"

GRACIE

You weren't around 'back when' but our SPUD got highlighted by the MSM a few years ago for his amusing style. He made us all proud.

I've always found him to be amusing, upbeat and a credit to the Retort.

There's something to be said about not taking this place too seriously. Spud has mastered that particular art better than anybody else.

Gracie is an idiot that deserves to be ridiculed. I will defeat her in debate. I have beaten many others and she also will be beaten.

UNrelated but they have some "Lesbian Singles in Johnson City" advertised here. I don't know where they get them lil honeys but that is some serious fappage!

Jackass needs to put down the bottle after midnight. If not he posts really stupid stuff.

Chevrolet cars insult Egyptian Muslims

One of the spiritual leaders of Egypt issued a fatwah (law, regulations) which banned Muslims from driving Chevrolet vehicles. According to the new law, Muslims must not drive Chevrolet cars because the logo of the company is a Christian cross.

The religious law, which bans the use of the cars made by one of the world's best-known automotive company, raised many eyebrows in Egypt. Many Egyptians found the new fatwah "strange".

"You just can't make this stuff up."

Who needs to, if you're a mouthpiece for Pravda?

Also, from the link:
"Amr Adib, a popular TV host, made jokes about the new law in his program. The Chevrolet brand exists for 100 years, but the Christian cross on the logo was noticed only in 2012, he said. Egypt, the host added, had a great deal of more important problems to deal with."