Too sad. RIP.

It's tough proving Darwin wrong.

This has been waiting to happen for a long time.

Here she was in Hollywood only night before last; why people around her partied on instead of taking her to a hospital is beyond me:

She'll always be remembered for this song...her best.

total tragic case and a waste of talent at the end
RIP

Crack is whack! www.youtube.com/watch?
v=ytJpZguSy2U

Helluva drug.

RIP.

Be Well.

4--- Dolly Parton's song.

Try Greatest Love of All. : )

who?

Drugs kill! End of story. RIP

Yo Phant!

Yea, drugs do kill...real 'schedule 1' drugs like cocaine and heroin, etc....do kill....

Howdy Rex. Time for my anti drug speech to the kids.(Again) lol

RIP.

I loved her hair on "How will I know"?

Fame and fortune don't make you any less human----in fact it makes things more complicated----especially if you're not well-grounded. I loved her voice and songs.

What a shame. Coke usually wins.

I bet they try to blame Bobby..

Everyone dies.

Matsop:

Fame and fortune are blessings that should be repaid with respect. Anyone amassing a $100 million fortune and dual A-list careers in the recording and motion-picture fields ought to be able to find something better to do with their free time besides doing drugs and rowing with a domineering asshole of a worthless husband, ending up near-penniless in the process.

It is possible to go through the fame mill and stay sane and decent and respected and doing some good for other people. Barbra Streisand is proof.

Damn. RIP

How has Mick Jagger survived?

Not to worry Chairborne.

Why does great talent so often accompany great disturbance? I loved her music, a great talent and a beautiful woman. I'm so sad for her. So unnecessary yet so predictable.

Matsop:

Fame and fortune are blessings that should be repaid with respect.

#19 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2012-02-11 09:15 PM | Reply

Couldn't agree more with that statement----we often are what our genetics give us----that should cause anyone that's successful pause to consider. It should also produce a good dose of humility which is often lacking in those that are gifted. They actually begin to believe their press clippings and a feeling that their success is solely through hard work.

While my heart certainly bleeds, was it really worth interrupting the Charlie Brown especial over?

I mean...fuck.

How has Mick Jagger survived?

#21 | Posted by ASSHAT at 2012-02-11 09:22 PM | Reply

By inhaling/exhaling 16 times per minute.

"Barbra Streisand is proof."

When Barbra Streisand became famous it was a different world. In some ways a better one.

I'm going to roller skate and then pour a 40 on the ground. Then I'm going to celebrate

Funny I did that when Reagan died

I'm going to roller skate and then pour a 40 on the ground. Then I'm going to celebrate
#17 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Funny I did that when Reagan died

#28 | Posted by PunchyPossum

"and then pour a 40 on the ground."

I'd never do that. I'd give it to a homeless person whose life would be bearable for twenty minutes because of that 40 oz. of beer.

"When Barbra Streisand became famous it was a different world. In some ways a better one."

Danni:

I'm guessing you're too young to have been around when Streisand shot to the top of the entertainment field like a skyrocket. She was absolutely everywhere - every radio station with a format accommodating singers, television specials crafted especially around her, and then movies. She was a huge style icon back then, relentlessly photographed by Vogue and Harper's Bazaar in a parade of Diors, St. Laurents, Givenchys, Adolfos and Scaasis. Her '70s movie career was one hit after another.

She didn't smoke, do drugs or drink more than her fair share. She dated, and probably got horizontal with a number of guys, but her track record on marriage is one divorce, one long-term second marriage. She has donated her time and voice (both singing and editorial) to political campaigns she believes in. She funds educational efforts. She is quietly and directly charitable - while filming Prince of Tides she heard of a local resident being evicted from a squalid rental house and bought the woman a brand-new mobile home, installed in a decent place. She is in the process of retiring gracefully, with a lot of good old-fashioned, hard-earned American cash saved up and stashed safely in the bank.

She chose this. She had every incentive to become a train wreck, especially in the '70s when she had her pick of movie projects and money rolling in like a damn tsunami. She felt it was more important to be somebody than to entertain herself with cheap thrills.

There are things in this world people cannot choose, but behaving with a little class is not one of them. I've seen people with nothing manage it, and people with everything fail miserably at it.

"I've seen people with nothing manage it, and people with everything fail miserably at it."

Me too! Great post!

I'm glad I never made enough money to invest in crack. Once was enough. I've never been able to laugh with enthusiasm since. Weed's one thing, vodka's another, but holy crap. The first and last time I smoked crack I realized Lord Almighty, *this* is what I want. Running two miles in 13 minutes...not equal to crack. Banging a chick you've wanted for years...not equal to crack. Being mid-stream in the Rapture about to meet the Lord Almighty...not equal to crack. If I were King, and that's not very bloody likely, I'd make sure crack and methamphetamine were illegal. And punishible to life imprisonment. Nobody needs to feel that good. And, I'd have to make coke illegal too. It's too easy to turn into crack. Not like the Peruvian natives use it, to, as my Textbook of Organic Chemistry so succinctly put it, "aided the Quetchua in Herculean tasks, trodding over mountains in excess of 12000 feet...and then they were only mastigating the leaves". So, yeah, one of the worst decisions I've made in the duty of science. Too bad Whitney didn't come to the same conclusions sooner. But, she's rich, and could get as much as she wanted...like any other drug. If you've got the money society will excuse you as long as you can stand up straight and pay for it.

I wonder why...NOT!

Terrible tragedy. Thoughts and Prayers for her daughter and family.

This was a great rendition of Star Spangled Banner

"This was a great rendition of Star Spangled Banner"

... by an "Obama voter"

rcade:

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the phrase "Obama voter" being a veiled racial slur around here.

The woman had talent, but she made poor choices. Friends, husband, agents, drugs. Not a one of these did she choose wisely. Some people can handle fame, some cannot. I can't wait for Bobby Brown to get up and say he had nothing to do with it, as if introducing her to crack didn't fuck her up.

She Died Simply Because Of The Color Of Her Skin:
Another Victim Of The CIA's Importation Of Drugs To Inner Cities/Persons Of Color.

When Will The Racism End?

Be Well.

irst and last time I smoked crack I realized Lord Almighty, *this* is what I want
#34 | Posted by madscientist

I tried it a couple of times first time it was enjoyable for about 10 minutes then I was so sick it felt like the worst hangover I ever had.
I tried it again one more time thinking the first time might have been
some bad batch but nope the same thing happened again I couldnt believe
people actually would do this sh!t over and over again your head hurts like hell you feel as sick as a person can get, and the only thing you can do is go sleep it off for the rest of the day.
I never did it again.

I'd love to try crack....in a carefully controlled, scientific-like trial.

I consumed a few lines of coke back in the day, but was smart enough to know I liked it too much to keep doing it---and too broke to pay for it anyways.

But if I'd just humped a 12,000 foot mountain, I'd have no guilt about snorting some Coke with a 12-pack of Coors Light---maybe slap some Bloomer Puddin' on the ass with my glow-stick....

No problem whatsoever...

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the phrase "Obama voter" being a veiled racial slur around here.

#38 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2012-02-11 10:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

You're an obama voter so STFU.

Only obama voters throw the race card when it suits them.

You know whore,brown people.

rwd

"I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the phrase "Obama voter" being a veiled racial slur around here."
#38 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

I was referencing #17. You?

I never did it again.
#41 | Posted by PaunchyPussy

FLAG: Knows Nothing About The Art & Science Of Drug-Use

Be Well.

I've worked with artists who had a good grip on who they are before fame and wealth. Others who had all the money and fame they thought would bring them happiness they didn't possess. When they found out it didn't, they self medicated with alcohol and drugs and became the unhappiest people on Earth.

Danni's comment about a homeless person was spot on. Helping someone else brings true happiness. Not narcissistic attitudes and behaviors.

rcade:

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of road-whores crying about the content of anonymous left-wing blogs.

FLAG: Knows Nothing About The Art & Science Of Drug-Use

Be Well.

#46 | Posted by skip_wellington

HAH! NOPE NOT ME, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
lol

I'd love to try crack....in a carefully controlled, scientific-like trial.
No problem whatsoever...

#42 | Posted by jak_se_mao at 2012-02-11 10:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

And then what?

rwd

She could have been as hard as Jak se máš?, Soheifox, without all the Bohonk I've-got-a-9-inch-wong bullshit, and it would have killed her sooner or later. They all played a hand in the game she was in. It wasn't about the drugs, it was even simpler than that. She just wanted to be loved. And she was too discombobulated to see who her friends and enemies were. You could apply this equation to anybody. Even me.

"This was a great rendition of Star Spangled Banner"

... by an "Obama voter"

You wouldn't think a typical Obama voter would have it in them to express any love of their racist, sexist, homophobic excuse for a country they apparently despise so much.

And then what?

Washers.

"You wouldn't think a typical Obama voter would have it in them..."

The relevant point is that 101 was joking/trolling and you are not.

And then what?

Washers.
#53 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

Oh

rwd

I've-got-a-9-inch-wong bullshit

Is that supposed to be a liberal superlative?

BTW, I'm a wuss compared to Jak...and I live in Texas too, and know how hard it is to work a full day in the sun here...especially being a red-headed white-boy. And crack kicked my ass smoking it just once. I have no idea how Whitney even lasted this long. Bringing up kids can be confusing...what do you tell them to watch out for, and what do you keep silent? B/c kids will always want to know the truth. So, one thing I know...kid's'll try beer eventually and even liquor...maybe they'll even smoke some weed and pass out. That's not what I'm worried about. I'm worried about a drug that can steal their sunshine. Other than pussy, that's crack and meth. And pussy is legal, and generally makes boys behave themselves and act in a law-abiding way. Even more than church can. So, I wonder who tried to save Whitney...and even more...how fruitless it was. No joke. Crack is a hell of a drug. It'll flip you.

Where is reitze and null to tell us how drugs should be legal.

rwd

Sorry Jak, I work with a bunch of folks whose peeps came from Czechoslovakia. And they're all good people. My peeps are from Germany...so we like the silly accordian music. I'd tell you what my last name really is, but, I'd like to keep my identity here safely secret. 'Cause I'm a puss.

And crack kicked my ass smoking it just once. I have no idea how Whitney even lasted this long.

Why are you (and everyone else) assuming she died of a crack overdose?

Because she's a colored person?

Don't be racist.

Check yourself.

No one knows yet if she had drugs in her system.

Most of the photos in Mary's post #3 are not flattering--except for a few that show her looking sober and great.

However, she may had done so much in the past that the damage was done and perhaps her heart failed.

My peeps are from Germany...so we like the silly accordian music.

Meskin music is Polka music with stolen instruments.

My peeps are from Germany...
I'd tell you what my last name really is, but, I'd like to keep my identity here safely secret. 'Cause I'm a puss.

#59 | Posted by madscientist

Ok Hitler.

rwd

Why are you (and everyone else) assuming she died of a crack overdose?

Check yourself.

#60 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2012-02-11 10:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Check yourself. jerry garcia died from long term heroine use.

rwd

And, yeah, playing high-school football in Texas, apart from the other American citizens who came from Africa originally, only the Bohonks had unusually huge cocks. Unlike us Northwestern-European white boys, who only sported a two-incher flaccid. Doesn't mean I'm a fag, just aware of the facts.

Incedintally, my dad used to listen to the Latin American Music radio stations here. Oye!!! When I was a kid, he told me the Mexicans stole the accordion from the Germans. I never believed him. Until I was reading wikipedia one day on Tex-Mex music. Sure enough, my old man was right. I was wrong again. My old man was pretty smart. Except when he was dumb. But, that's another story.

Houston was the most awarded female act of all time, according to Guinness World Records.

No, I'm not saying Whitney died from a crack overdose. I'm saying she died from being unloved.

"I'm saying she died from being unloved."

I would never say I wrote the book on how to be loved, but I can say that any such tome should include the sentence "Look somewhere for love besides Bobby Brown."

Don't be cruel, MTW, It's my prerogative to rock witcha every little step on this one. Bobby totally had a hand in Whitney's demise...but unless you're the one with the 0.45 1911 in your hand, the cops can't prove anything. You're right, she didn't know where to look else for love. I might be wrong. And I probably am in the grand scheme of things.

I know what it's like to be unloved. Even worse, I know what it's like to be unemployed. At least if someone's punishing you, you feel loved. And most drugs will accomodate you. Except for weed. That's one drug that the only thing you get out of it, is what you put into it, and it's not addictive, and won't hurt you. You might smell the next day when you go to work, and have slight hallucinations, but not anything worse than a human can tolerate and not behave. Crack, coke, and meth will destroy a person. LSD isn't advised unless you're already a total stoner, and I can't attest to that, since I've never taken LSD. A buddy and I once distilled an assload of morning glory seeds with trichloromethane, but the statute of limitations has long expired. And we threw the results out anyway. It was the science that mattered.

she didn't know where to look else for love.
#70 | Posted by madscientist

I know plenty of people that died from drug abuse and it wasn't because of a lack of love.
Drugs open up a side of you and it is called weakness.
When drugs take over, nothing and I mean nothing will stop them from using drugs until that person realizes by themselves that what they are doing is destroying them.
Until then they cannot take steps towards recovery.
Love has nothing to do about it,it is loving yourself that cures you.
I don't want to pick on Jak,but his past posts show he is in awe about the effects of drugs.
My question to him was quite simple and he blew me off.
Jak,if he had the money would be a drug abuser because he can't look past the door,which was what my question to him was.And he knows it.
Stop making excuses about drug abuse, it is a personnal choice to do them or not.

rwd

#63 Rightwingdragon...as a matter of fact, my peeps were not related to Hitler, but my great-grandpa felt his grip upon our family. My pops would never talk about it...I had to find out through my mom what my GGpa had to do to get his family out of Germany in 1935. When she told me, I was a kid, and didn't believe her, until I met a beautiful Argentinian girl my same age a college, with my same unusual German last name. We found out we both had BBS'ed ourselves, and she told me the rest of the story. I was ashamed, but, unguilty. Except on the grand scheme of white-people-are-evil things. It really hit home. I started to think, maybe the white-devil monniker is real. Maybe white people are full of shit and evil? I looked at it nakedly. Eventually, when I got older, and a thicker skin, I realized, we're all potential fascists or angels. It doesn't excuse what my peeps did, and I don't recognize anything anything that would make me kin to them except being a cracker. White and flakey in nature. So, yeah, I admit perhaps some of my peeps were idiots. I guess my dad tried to make ammends by teaching me all scripts and languages, including Hebrew. It never ocurred to me why. So, I'll just say right out, my dad wasn't a Nazi, niether was his dad. And they did everything they could to escape it and come to the US before the shit hit the fan. So, yeah, you pushed one of my buttons. But it's no biggie. I am ashamed to come from a race that did so much evil and destruction to so many good people. And I haven't even started on my English side...

The Bible is full of a lot of shit. But, there is one phrase that I can't argue with: The sins of the fathers will filter down unto the sons for three and four generations.

Poor gal. What a waste of talent.

#73 | Posted by madscientist at 2012-02-11 11:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Dude,I was just making a joke. Afterall who would admit their last name was hitler.
Besides, I didn't know you were jewish and I understand your feelings.
Sorry if I offended you,it was unintentional.

rwd

She wasn't "bigger than the Beatles" and never will be...now. Young artists and wanna-bes, take heed.

My grandfather and Granmother left Germany in 1937, my grandather joined the US army in 1938.

First as a interperter, then as a foot solider.

Um.. reading back,you are jewish?

Makes no difference,I'm german also and i don't give two shits what they did in regard to my heritage.

Not to say I'm not outspoken about it.

I'm American.

I don't have german guilt

rwd

RWD: Dude, I'm not Jewish, I'm 25%German/75%English-
Anglosaxon. I have no Jewish in me at all. Only my dad was 50% German. And his dad was a German. His wife, my grandma was english, Canadian. Didn't even use spices in food. Born in Montreal. They came down to california and texas to get work in the '50s. No biggie. It's my guilt. I opened up the conversation...that you mentioned hitler isn't your fault. It's mine. Hitler reminds me of all the TV evangelical preachers that steal money away from poor people. It didn't have anything to do with Hitler.

RWD: well, you got me at the bit. I do have German guilt. And white guilt. Even though I have nothing to do with it. The peeps my peeps fucked over for 500 years never got to inherit anything. I'm glad to be able to inherit what I've got. They don't. So what if black people get a special attaboy or the american indians get a special go-getem. None of thier people got to inherit anything but the motherfucking wind. So, at the risk of getting banned I tell you: Go Fuck Yourselves.

Madscientist sounds a lot like Rietze.

RWD: well, you got me at the bit. I do have German guilt. And white guilt.
#80 | Posted by madscientist

Christ,do you bawl when you watch a chick flik too?

rwd

Knows Nothing About The Art & Science Of Drug-Use

#46 | Posted by skip_wellington at 2012-02-11 10:30 PM | Reply | Flag: WILL DIE OF AN OVERDOSE

#83 Cf: #80 RWD: Go Fuck Yourself.

No citation necessary.

#81 Maybe you're right. One thing about posting on a BBS is that you can either play a character, or tell the truth. You can't do both successfully over time. I've read Reitze. Some of the things he posts I can dig, others, when it comes to how the gov't is coming to get us, I don't. Nevertheless, the aggro from me is just the booze talking. IRL, I'm a nice guy. A pussy actually. Hell, it's 11:30pm and I'm posting on a BBS with guys. Either I'm a girlo and have put my harem to bed, or I'm bored as hell looking for a good conversation.

#86 | Posted by madscientist

Chillax....

"#81 Maybe you're right. One thing about posting on a BBS is that you can either play a character, or tell the truth."

Sad that you can't do both. Why is that?

It's not that difficult.

#87 Good advice, Rex. Just getting a little Kanrei-ish about the whole being related to Hitler thing. Gotta nip that shit in the bud, or everyone will think Americans from German descent, or have German last names are Nazis. B/c we're not. Some of my peeps ran like hell to get out of that hellhole. I know it doesn't mean anything anymore. But, it still hurts. You Anglo-Saxons wouldn't understand.

One for the Kommmandant....

Too bad it wasn't a republican.

"Good advice, Rex."

For sure. Rock on, sock puppet.

Two for the good Doctor.....

Jesus H, Rex, that made no sense at all...

#92 The only thing I do in socks is wear them on my feet and ejaculate in them. So, you have similar experiences, Redial? I thought you were a pinko like me? Why you hatin' bro. We're fighting onthe same side. Don't mean to sound defensive. But I am. Every time I let someone get one over on me, I look a little less manly in women's eyes.

Keep it coming, sock puppet.

Three for the savage in me...

Sigh. Boring.

Time to go see what Poindexer(d) is up to... just about time.

Shoot, homes, my sister's a probation officer. You should hear what she thinks of people. To her, everyone's a potential evildoer and should be in jail. I'm a pinko in her book...those accused of crimes need representation by a badass smarter than them. That's reality man. I'm a fucking fag to her. Whatever that means. Do you think calling me Hitler is going to fuck with me. Yeah, it will. Since my GDad and his peeps were criminals. Legal and all. And my momz peeps were all English. Shit man, I don't know why God, Himself hasn't stricken me down and made me pay obeisance (yeah, check your KJV for that one) and asked forgiveness for just being alive. No sweat. I'm cool. All I know is that I shouldn't be here...in north america. My genes tell me, my conscience tells me, and by God, there's something in the way she says that tells me, I'm a goddamned interloper. Fuck you, RWD, and Glasshouse, and Crispee_OC...(I was born in Bellflower, CA, OC, bitch), and I still have guilt for being here. And we treat the mexicans and blacks like they're the interlopers. What a joke. We're the interlopers. We're the problem. I'm the problem. I can't answer for my mom and dad, they didn't know shit from shinola. And my grandpeeps, too. So, when the mexicans and blacks take over, remember me. My name is

I think it was crispee who told the story about taking care of his moms. How he had to come back from mammoth mtn, and watch over her. Most of you fags wouldn't understand. But, I did. And the contempt I had for crispee approached hate. In the real sense of the word. But, he hasn't fucked with me tonight. Because, he knows what I know, what a horrible pain it is to change places and tender to your parents. Thought, that he still didn't see the light, is beyond me. Taking care of my momz and dadz is what flipped me from a glasshouse and crispee into the pinko fag I am today. And my grandmas. Seeing all of them die is a real drag, and will flip you. I think that's what I was trying to say in all my posts. Look out for what will flip you. Drugs, even hard ones are nothing compared to the pain you're about to feel when your mom or dad dies. Or even your wife. You'll probably go crazy, but, there'll be plenty of good people around you to help. Not like the evil motherfuckers here. But real ones. Every one has to go through it. You're not special. Just a human being.

'night Rex.

Houston... we have a problem.

Be Well.

So sad.
RIP, Whitney

Sorry Dethspud, I'm new at this.

I imagine you sitting back, watching...

Much anger in him,

I cannot teach him...

Believe me, I know. I just don't know how to not be angry.

Except for the hatefags that infect this site, I'm not one of them. Just b/c you make poingnant points and nobody responds doesn't mean nobody is listening to you.

None of us can take up for you, just like in real life when the good guy is taking names and kicking ass. You're a Clint Eastwood. If anybody were to say, "Yeah, Dethspud is right...he's got his head screwed on right, or that guy makes sense". It would take away from your message, man. We can't take up for you, and in reality, nobody is going to take much of this post.

The good die young. Homeless, wifeless, familyness. It's just the way things are. That doesn't mean you should let the light be under a bushel. Like I do. I'm a wuss. You're the man. And if I've got to take names and make them known, I think the man upstairs will know who I'm talking about.

Oh, well, what a bunch of woosies. All the big men and hard dicks have gone to sleep. Just like I figured. Like was said in Das Boot, "All Smoke and hot air". Maybe Tosser is right. Americans are a bunch of fags.

Gutless...

Punks.

snooze...I'm glad someone's watching over me. Snore*********. Or else, somebody might drop an atomic bomb on me....Hell's Bells. Maybe Tosser has a point. Yeh, I'm angry now. Is it you RWD watching over me to make sure I'm safe. Maybe it's RexZeitgeist. He's got my back. Or maybe even one of the Graciebitches. She'll tell the terrorists just where to find me. What a bunch of BUNK!

You mother fucking assholes! You don't know a goddamned thing about protection or care or anything. Fuck all of you. What understanding do you have of a soldier? Hmm? You don't know anything. Punks. I'll be banned for this for sure. I don't know what I would do, but call you all punks.

SnooZe...what a bunch of mother-fuckers. Big Heroes...all smoke and hot air. Isn't that right? Mine Heroen? None of you really know anything about being under a totalitarian government, do you? Maybe you should watch Das Boot. Punks and fags. That is my countrymen, afraid of every socialist under the bed, but unwilling to acknowledge his own shortcomings? Tosser has a point. What a bunch of pussies we are as americans. Unwilling to use critical thinking on our own news sources, but willing to nuke Iran. Turn the motherfuckers into a glass parking lot. Maybe that greasy dickbag, Tosser, has a point. You'd all fuck your momz to get ahead, wouldn't you? Good God Almigty, give me a break. And I don't even have to take on the persona of chairborne101? Fags. Losers, wimps, and fags. That's all we are. Tosser is right.

No, I'm not Reitze.

What a damn shame. We had tears in our eyes when she sang the Star Spangled Banner in '91 for the Super Bowl, noone has ever sung that any better. But then we are Patriot true Americans so I would expect the liberal America haters to scoff at this.
How you dirty trolls can sit here and make jokes about this is beyond me.

Snooooze...

Damn, my old boss was right...you'd all eat shit sandwiches wouldn't you? He told me, "Richard, people are like chickens...watch this: I'll take the seed away from them and they'll start pecking at each other until they bloody themselves..." I told him, Pete, People aren't chickens, man"...He told me, "Yes they are, watch".

my young apprentice...

Jeez, even I have enough learning to say this:

Rise from the dust, O Jerusalem. Sit in a place of honor. Remove the chains of slavery from your neck, O captive daughter of Zion.
Isaiah 52:2

And I don't even believe the bible was godsent:

This makes sense:

The enemies of a mans' house are within his own household.

===========================

It doesn't matter what good book you read, there are some things that transcend power, whether they come from Plato's Repubic, of the Bible. You disregard the bull....BULL, like my grandpa used to say, and cling to the TRUTH....like my grandma used to say. All young people are idiots.

One thing both my grandmas had in common, was a wish for the LORD ALMIGHTY to come back to earth and set everything back in order, to take names, and rescue the downtrodden. I knew this was never going to happen, but it was a nice notion. And it had a part in making my grandmas good. I knew as a scientist, and had no whatever to go to unless I cried out to God, there is no god. That's the way it is, and we're just going to have to live with it. I would have never told my grandmas that's what I thought. But it is what I believe. I can't prove anything, and if God himself wants to come down and prove it, he can be my guest. What else could a God expect? Hmmmm?

Jeez Rex, where are you? Big man. No wonder Jackass makes fun of you. JA knows what it's like to be tossed into a cell and given a bag of a baloney sandwich, an orange and a half-pint of low-fat milk to stave off his hunger for 24 hours in the county pen. What a punk you are, Rex.

I've got more in common with JACKASS than I do with you, punk. Put some ante out there big man. And I've got a degree. And I think Jackass could teach me something. Punk. Rex. Zeitgeist. What.a.joke. Go fuck yourself. You fuck with Zato, what a joke; he'd make mincemeat out of you. Punk. What did you say about getting to know women..."I've pressured a lot of women to have sex, and afterward, didn't feel guilty about it..."

You're a punk. Like my next-door, 89-year-old neighbor would say. A punk. I'd call you something else, that starts with an R, but, don't want to have to go through the trouble of proving it in a court of law...b/c I don't give a flying fart. You punk. So, go fuck yourself.

BTW, I hate rapists.

....she lived for a while in a very nice style...

And, yes, I have a lot of anger in me.

You're not the first girl to tell me this...So go screw yourself.

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the resident assholes. That need to get pushed. The punks. And the Drudge Retort is infested with them.

Rex, where are you...are you going to pressure me to fuck you? What if I say no? Are you going to beat me up...jus' to let each other knwo who has control? Punk. What a loser. He can't even rape a girl satisfactorily. Isn't that what they taught you back in rapist school in college? While I was busy getting a degree, you were busy bothering women? And, you're the man now? Sport it big man. I bet you are just as much as a snatch you sound like.

Madscientist: Where'd you come fome?

Rex: Your nightmares, motherfucker. I'm the unholy saint sent by god to punish you for raping women. You didn't think you'd get away with all that for free, did you?

Punk

*The internet is serious business*

Once you get caught being a rapist...even a judge can't say no.

Bring it on up, bigcock RexZeitgeist. Where's you massive cock now?

Punk.

Person who likes to have the letter(R), behind their name.

Punk. Maybe you can hide behiund the nets, but not behind a prosecutor of dudes who like to pressure little girls into having sex with them, punk.

RexZeietgeist, damn you. And damn all those who think what you do is right. In the End, I think if there is a Lord Almighty, he will have had taken up for the weak, and made manifest the strong. Just as He has shown you to be a son of the most low, our enemy. And I hope that, in deference to the fact that this girl has been made a pawn in this respect, that you never, ever show attraction to a little girl, again.

You punk.

I wonder why all serial posters have mental health issues.

damn, holmes, I recognized you from across the room, man. I know what you are. Don't deny it any longer...turn away from doing evil, cling to what is good. I've been evil, too. But, I stopped, and ever since have clung to what is good. Without punishment. You see I've admitted to it too, so don't be afraid to let it all go. My hand is put out...

That's just Sarvis, drinking all the half-empty drinks the adults left lying around at the party again. Soon he'll throw up all over himself, pass out, and be man-handled by some rough trick named "Petey". Just Another Saturday Night...

Naw, COOKFISH. I know DOC and that isn't him.

This deranged poster is standing on a ledge waiting for somebody to tell him that suicide isn't the way to go.

He's sure mad and drunk- two major Doc traits, but you may be right. This poor soul doesn't realize that we're looking at him through his monitor right now, laughing hard at his idiocy. In fact, I'll bet he doesn't have the balls to punch that monitor as hard as he can, just to teach us a lesson.

Nope, Cookfish and Twinpac,you can say all you like, but it's not Doc Sarvis. It's a new boy telling you to stop being assholes...I don't know if it's your last chance or not. But you play the part of an asshole perfectly. Doc Sarvis has given up on you. You punks. Stop what you're doing and convert to doing good. It doesn't even have to to do with religion. Just stop being assholes. No God needs to forgive you. The problem lies within you. You can change. I know you can. I have changed. And I'm an idiot. Punks.

Suicide is the last out. That you've been thinking about it and blaming Doc Sarvis for it is inconsequential. Suicide is ugly and bloody and doesn't solve your problems. You are on the right path...cling to what is good, disregard what is evil. Punks. Because, that's all you've shown that you are. The real forgiveness lies inside you; If you were to really know yourselves, you would know truth. But, you want to hurt someone else. That is not christian. Look deep within yourself, and know yourself, and then you might be able to judge. Otherwise, you're punks.

You've changed so much that you only post your drunk ramblings in the early a.m. now, right? Good for you, Slappy. Here's a a Snausage.

I forgive you for your erratic finger-pointing nonsense, Maddy. However, Jesus told me that he thinks you're kind of a douche.

I've seen the results of suicide, Cookfish. The person that died was not the one who was punished. There is no alcohol involved now. You reveal that you are possibly inebriated. It doesn't matter. What does matter is the life of the man that took his life, or is taking his life, or is about to take his life. And that is what you should be concerned about. Are you man enough to save him? If not, get out of the way; the Lord doesn't have anything to do with you.

Actually, I'd prefer it if you'd just jump right now, and stop all the drama, you fruitcake.

You want to be a creep? The Lord can summon creeps way older than you are. Do you want to help life or destroy it? If you want to destroy it, get out of my way.

You're simply a punk. And you want to win. You can't here. I'm not going to commit suicide to placate you. A dumb. Young. Punk.

Aw, c'mon - pretty please?

And cookfish, there is no drama, just you, punk. I'd tell you what you really are, but I don't want to be responsibe for you offing yourself. I'd rather that you stopped being an asshole, and started looking into the light. But, I have very little evidence that will happen. So, I have nothing to tell you.

Yet you keep fucking rambling, Do tell.

You want to know what I see...I look into your bigman internet eyes and see your moms. And she cares about you. And I see what is left of your dads. And, in his own way cared about you, too. But, at this moment in time, I see a coupla punks that need to be disciplined. But, that's not in my perview, and not what I'm responsible for. It's up to you two punks to make a life for yourselves. Punks.

So now you're seeing double, too? Rest your sleepy head, Darla. Tomorrow will be another day for you to get wasted all over again and send up your cries for attention on an anonymous blog.

I think you're more detestable than even Glasshouse...even he took care of his mom when she got sick. I thin You'd leave your moms to die of her her devices. Wouldn't you punk, Internet Tough Boys. I know it's hard to give it all up, but that's what a man has to do. And you are just kids.

Punks. Stupid, gutless, punks.

I think you're more detestable than even Glasshouse...

Nope. I bathe regularly, and let my mom out of her cage at least twice a day.

I'm seeing double piles of 'Oh, no, I left my moms to die alone'. You worthless punks. Just like your dad's probably called you. But, it's not your fault. You can't help it. It's in your nature to shit on everyone who protects and takes up for you. You're punks.

I'll lead you out of your world of shit. Stop being assholes, start looking for what is good in other people, and you will find a world of win. Otherwise, you'll just be eaten up by the world.

Punks.

Where is LISA (our resident psychiatrist) when we need her?

She's the one with the Retort Confessional.

What a worthless son you are. Punk. You're more concerned with getting some snatch, than making sure your momz OK. Worthless, inconsequential, punk. Believe it, punk. Your momz doesn't even have a use for you. You might as well be in jail. Or off yourself....but there is a way out. Stop being a punk. It's easy.

Lisa has nothing to do with this. This is among twinpac, cookfish and I. And how they would let their momz die, instead of taking care of them, if the possibility of getting some snatch was in play. And how they purport to be realmen, when they are simply punks. So, Twinpac and Cookfish, are you going to take care of your mothers, or let them die? Punks?

So, you worthless slime, are you going to take care of your moms or not? I suggest you should. Even though it goes against your better nature, punks.

*YAWN* We're tired of arguing with Madscientist. Just like I thought. Gutless punks. You'd leave your moms alone to die. Just like a punk would. There's a special realm in hell for you two. I hope you get used to it. B/c you're going to be there a while. Worthless, gutless, punks.

You're just not important enough!

One last word of advice: If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary ~ somewhere between shit and Syphilis.

Try there.

No, madscientist, we're going to beat our puds like usual and go to sleep like the couple of punks we are. I mean really, what did you expect? We could care less about our momz. We're just a couple worthless punks. Sincerely Twinpac an Cookfish.

Twinpac, just admit it. You're going to leave your momz to die. You worthless slime of a man. Oooooo...you really get my juices going knowing what a pussy you really are in real life. Punk. Remember this. It's all you've got.

Oh, my vag is full of sand and I'm going to bed (without a woman of course). What a coupla punks.

Stupid, silly, gutless, punks. Twinpac and Cookfish. What does that handle mean Twinpac, that you can take two in the arse? And Cookfish, what does that mean? You smell like a nasty snatch? Punks. Can't even last till 5am. I thought you boys were troopers. I guess not. Punks.

Well, goodnight buttboys. You did prove me wrong in one respect. I hated Glasshouse until I found out he left getting certainsnatch in order to take care of his moms. And I'll give him a whole lot of more respect from now on than I will you, pukes. B/c if I've learned one thing IRL there's nothing more important than your family, especially your moms. So, if I was wrong in judging him, maybe I am wrong in judging you calling you buttboys, cocksuckers, and all-around dickbags. Just like I was wrong in calling Gracieamazed a treacherous crone. But, you've both gone to bed. Sweet Dreams punks. And don't think your momz are sucking cocks in hell, they probably aren't. Punks.

Well Cookfish and TwinPac, you punks, I'm still here, not vomiting on myself. But in cool form. I'd even present myself to my mother without feeling consciencious. How about you two? Drunk and in bed. What good soldiers you are. Punks. Jesus rcade, these motherfuckers can't even stay up till 5am on Friday night. What would happen when a real problem happens? Is this all you've got?

Like I said, Punks.

Just to prove my point Twinpac and Cookfish...I'm still awake and looking out for terrorists. You punks. Jeez, you two are certainly a coupla losers I'd like in my company. GET UP!

ATTEN, HUT! That's why I'm an officer, and you are rolls of toilet paper. Punks, just what I thought. Can you two even run a mile in 7 minutes? I thought not. GET UP! Get going you worthless motherfuckers. Your momz izn't going to be able to save you now. Us oldfarts can outdo you in every respect.

Punks. Still asleep. I'd call you fags, but I have more respect for fags than I do now. Worthless, gutless, punks...

Get UP! It's 7:45am CST. You worthless, gutless punks. I'm an oldfag, but I'm still awake. What a bunch of punks. Back in the day we'd call you FAGS. But, I give way more respect to FAGS than I do to you two. GET UP.

What a coupla losers. What worth are you. Nothing. Even your momma can't find a use for you. Worthless, gutless, punks.

Cookfish and Twinpack: *snore*

My heroes. Looking out to catch my six.

What a couple of losers.

It's 8am here in central daylight time, and I'm still up.

PUSSIES! What a coupla pusilanimous homoboys.

GET UP! It's a Saturday morning motherfuckers!

Punks.

My heroes will save me from the Iranians coming though Mexico...and lading the charge is Cookfish and Twinpac. I feel real safer now.

GET UP! You're my heroes! Start defending me! Punks.

OK, I know I've beaten a dead horse. I'll let it go.

Punks.

Word to the Wise...don't ever fuck with a dude over 50. Punks.

Too late comes sooner than you think.

Rest in peace, Whitney.

136 and 137
Looks like this goddamn loon is one of dawk scarface's butt buddies.
Birds of a feather etc...

Why do Black women hate their hair. In every picture of Whitney from the 80's til now she's wearing a wig or a weave...up until the very last ones of her alive leaving a LA bar in a sweaty mess. As of this posting she allegedly died in her bathtub...drowned?...probably trying to cool off from wearing some topshelf Indian human remy hair extension.

Is this another celebrity I am supposed to believe is somehow part of my family?

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

So, I wonder who tried to save Whitney

The reality is that only Whitney could save Whiteney. I understand that the mother and aunt(s?) tried but obviously failed.

Many years ago, it was popular for parents to kidnap their kids that had joined cults. The kids would then be put through some type of deprogramming. I wonder if something similar would work with drug addicts i.e. kidnap them, put them in an isolated environment (ideally a cabin 50 miles from the nearest road), provide medical care and keep them there until they have their wits about them again. After they have gone thru withdrawl, perhaps then they would be ready for traditional rehab.

I never liked her songs because the style of singing where you turn one note into 12 bugs me. But hearing "I Will Always Love You" today over and over on the news reminded me of how incredibly talented she was at her peak.

I can remember Whitney Houston as a fresh-faced and extremely young singer making her debut on Letterman and SNL. She wore bizarre cow-print shorts on SNL -- the '80s gave us a lot of fashion to be embarrassed about later.

It's going to be weird at the Grammy's tonight, with her dying a day earlier while in town to attend the event.

Money buys everything. Including enough pills to stone an elephant or kill a singer, just ask Michael Jackson..............

I do not feel sorry for her, she made her own bed.

She had the world by the balls and fucked it up.

Personal responsibility people.

Wow, what a weird thread. Madscientist: dude, chill.

On topic... Whitney Houston's singing style -- vocal gymnastics, I call it -- drove me up a wall. As Rogers describes it, stretching one note to 12. Ugh. Which is a shame because she clearly had one of the greatest pure voices in all of pop music. But her songs were paper-thin. Very little of the grit that marked soul music for decades.

Still, whatever my personal feelings about her music, her story has been a sad one for years. Doesn't matter how rich or famous you are, life is tough, and no one gets out alive. Forty-eight is a bit early to punch the clock, though.

Of course, sociopaths lack the ability to feel empathy for other people at all, so Asshouse et al's comments are hardly surprising.

I never cared much for her vocal style either, but as none of us has walked in her shoes; experienced her personal demons as she did, we can't know how we might have overcome where she did not.

That we all have our own problems, however, makes it more possible for us to empathize with her life.

Those of us whom are even capable of empathy, that is.

Fuckin sad, man. Addiction is horrible. You know you are dying and you don't really care.

#171 it's called Rehab. Sometimes it works sometimes it don't. Life has a funny way of messing up some people forever until it seems like there is only one way to stop the Pain.

Whitney Houston's singing style -- vocal gymnastics, I call it -- drove me up a wall. As Rogers describes it, stretching one note to 12

Actually, Whitney Houston was one of the few younger black singers who didn't do a lot of 'runs' as a rule. She sang a relatively straight melody without all the gymnastics. For that fact she was castigated by some of her younger R&B peers as 'selling out to white people'.

Christina Aguilera, for instance, has a great voice, but she ruins nearly every song she sings showing off how many notes she can make out of one. Ruins the melody IMO.

Terrible tragedy. Thoughts and Prayers for her daughter and family.
This was a great rendition of Star Spangled Banner
www.youtube.com
#34 | Posted by MURPHY at 2012-02-11 10:04 PM | Reply

Wow. Incredible performance. Interesting counter-intuitive diminishing chord ending was perfect. No wonder every home had her debut with Greatest Love Of All and Saving All My Love For You.. and the utterly evil How Will I Know.

To the haters: Cissy's a slapper, and that probably impacted Whitney dramatically (ba-dum-bum). Whitney's inherited her mothers strong personality, and rebelling against each other was natural, imo.

Hey, let's legalize meth, no harm can come from that.

~~~~ Danni

#180 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT AT 2012-02-12 01:33 PM

Original title was "Midnight Plane to Houston".

"Whitney Houston's singing style -- vocal gymnastics, I call it -- drove me up a wall. As Rogers describes it, stretching one note to 12"
Actually, Whitney Houston was one of the few younger black singers who didn't do a lot of 'runs' as a rule. She sang a relatively straight melody without all the gymnastics. For that fact she was castigated by some of her younger R&B peers as 'selling out to white people'.
Christina Aguilera, for instance, has a great voice, but she ruins nearly every song she sings showing off how many notes she can make out of one. Ruins the melody IMO.
#179 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2012-02-12 01:25 PM

Is that how it's perceived?

Oh, and I agree with you 110% - it seems arrogant that every single woman with half a voice seem to think their "scales" are impressive. It takes balls to think that way, but if they suck, they suck.

Whitney is a rare bird in that she was artistic in her singing, not just flogging the piece with boring self-indulgence. And real talent is the kind of self-indulgence that is worth imitating.

Anyone hear about this and at some point think "So I wonder if Rihanna is taking this opportunity to do some introspection about why she can't seem to shake Chris Brown.."? Not a hell of a lot of difference as far as I can see (although Whitney was VASTLY more talented). Successful female artist with an abusive, less successful and less talented man...

I'm also not a fan of Houston's over-ornamented vocal style. She was far from the worst offender, and a lot of very talented people (including Streisand) succumb to the temptation to show off instead of sticking to the actual song. But Houston could drive me up the wall with her runs up into her upper range; I've been known to refer to her as "The Human Steamwhistle."

Actually, Whitney Houston was one of the few younger black singers who didn't do a lot of 'runs' as a rule. She sang a relatively straight melody without all the gymnastics. For that fact she was castigated by some of her younger R&B peers as 'selling out to white people'.

Christina Aguilera, for instance, has a great voice, but she ruins nearly every song she sings showing off how many notes she can make out of one. Ruins the melody IMO.

#179 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2012-02-12 01:25 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Actually, schmactually. Listen to "I Will Always Love You." By the end of the song, the "you" alone has more runs than a hooker's stockings at the end of her shift.

The sellout part had to do with how glossy and soulless she sounded. Great for movie soundtracks, bad for emotional depth.

"The Human Steamwhistle."
#186 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

How Did You Ever Guess My Wiener's Nickname?
LOL!

Be Well.

"How Did You Ever Guess My Wiener's Nickname?"

When did it get changed from "Shorty?"

Actually, Whitney Houston was one of the few younger black singers who didn't do a lot of 'runs' as a rule. She sang a relatively straight melody without all the gymnastics. For that fact she was castigated by some of her younger R&B peers as 'selling out to white people'.

Maybe I didn't listen to enough of her songs. The worst offender of the woo-woo-woo-ism is Mariah Carey.

God Bless You Darlin... Good Night

I bet they try to blame Bobby..

#16 | Posted by boaz

Na, she got into Crack,Coke and Pills on her own......yep.
Sad thing is the Press will probley run to him for the low down on her and he'll say it was all her own doing and how he tried to stop her down fall.

....NOPE IN NOVEMBER......

#187 | Posted by cbob

There's a reason Whitney Houston sold over 170 million albums worldwide - more than U2, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra. Being "soulless" wouldn't be a term most would agree with. "Soul" is the feeling put into a song, whether white or black.

If you compare Dolly's version of "I Will Always Love You" I think you'd find the way Whitney Houston did the melody is pretty darned close to Dolly's except for the last note. Even Dolly did grace note runs from one note to another on certain lines.

'I will always love you'

Still prefer Dolly's version to Whitney's.

On the plus side, Whitney's death means more downloads of both versions of the song and thus it's "bada boom bada bing ching ching money inna till" fer Dolly.

Silver linings, all that.

Funniest headline yet seen for this story was "Whitney Houston Beats Bobby Brown to Death".

A transplanted joke template from the time the NY Post used it in their now infamous "Ike Turner Beats Tina Turner to Death" headline.

Have we done the "She really shouldn't have fired Kevin Costner" joke here yet?

Can't remember.

Be Well.

"...learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all"

So sad she wasn't able to learn that for herself

Actually, Whitney Houston was one of the few younger black singers who didn't do a lot of 'runs' as a rule.
Posted by AMERICANUNITY

You must have missed her Superbowl version of the Star Spangled Banner. Or was that before you got your Miracle Ear, Father Time?

#187 | Posted by cbob

There's a reason Whitney Houston sold over 170 million albums worldwide - more than U2, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra. Being "soulless" wouldn't be a term most would agree with. "Soul" is the feeling put into a song, whether white or black.

If you compare Dolly's version of "I Will Always Love You" I think you'd find the way Whitney Houston did the melody is pretty darned close to Dolly's except for the last note. Even Dolly did grace note runs from one note to another on certain lines.

#194 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2012-02-12 10:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hey, it's a matter of personal taste, I suppose. Yours just happens to be wrong, lol. (j/k)

Whitney Houston had one of the best voices on the planet, but I get no feeling in my gut when I listen to her. "Soul" is an intangible thing that you know when you hear, but it has to do with evoking an emotion rather than simply having rich pipes and incredible range, which Whitney surely did. I would much prefer early Aretha, or virtually anything from Mavis Staples, Tina Turner, Etta James, Sharon Jones (& the Dap Kings), or even Adele's output.

Just because Whitney sold a shitload of records doesn't change my perception of her. She had enormous talent, no doubt, and I wish I could have chosen a batch of compelling material for her to sing, along with maybe a grittier producer to force her to focus on depth rather than polish. The pop charts have been dominated by high-gloss, well produced, technically proficient shlock that lacks depth for many years now, and Whitney's enormous commercial success is one of the reasons.

You must have missed her Superbowl version of the Star Spangled Banner. Or was that before you got your Miracle Ear, Father Time?

#197 | Posted by wisgod

Compare Houston's and Aguilera's versions at Super Bowls of the Star Spangled Banner. Houston stuck to the melody without a ton of vocal gymnastics. Aguilera was an exercise in vocal gymnastics.

Something you know something about

#199 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

We can't all be professional bullshitters like you, Paul Williams.

"We can't all be professional bullshitters like you, Paul Williams."

Paul Williams had talent. AUndy is nothing more than a glorified karaoke singer with his heffer wife singing duets...

She had a voice and a half. Had this happened a decade ago, it would have been a tragedy. Given all we know of her lifestyle and drug use, it is a miracle she lasted this long.

AUndy is nothing more than a glorified karaoke singer with his heffer wife singing duets...

#201 | Posted by crispee_oc

She sings the baritone part of Elvira.

"Given all we know of her lifestyle and drug use, it is a miracle she lasted this long."

Finally a truthful statement. When it comes down to it, all I see is another crackhead bites the dust...

She sings the baritone part of Elvira.
#203 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-13 02:06 PM

Yet AUndy hits the high notes. Go figure....

Thought of writing a parody, but I only came up with this:

I get so decompositional baby
So embalm me and slow it down
I get so decompositional baby
Put me six feet into the ground

"Slay it with flowers" Kanrei

I believe I may be slightly dead
I can't inhale
And I think I'm starting to smell
Please call someone to embalm me soon
Give me a chance to compost the soil and feed the worms

I believe I may be decomposing
My insides rot
Slowly from the death
Oh how I wish I could take a breath
Please don't stand right there
You are standing on my hair
I am six feet under there
And I still feed the worms.

I am actually quite proud of the fact I can't think of any Whitney Houston songs I know the tunes of. I am trying to write something, but, as you can see, I don't know her songs. Never had this happen before.

She had the world by the balls and fucked it up.

I feel no sorrow

Buh Bye

rcade:

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the phrase "Obama voter" being a veiled racial slur around here.

#36 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2012-02-11 10:20 PM

Prove it..

Go cry in your own sauce

Is she still dead?

hey I have an idea, let's legalize drugs?????

Whitney Houston died conveniently (but by accident?) on the eve of the Grammys. Is it coincidence or convenient because the organizers can now extend the Grammy program from a of couple hours on Sunday to weeks and keep their sponsors on the hook? Does this happen by happenstance. You tell me. The DA and coroner keep the facts buried as if the public has no right to know..

101 - Technically if MTW needs to "get rid of your junk" then he is a PRE-op freak.

Just sayin.....

When my wife came into the room and announced this to me my immediate response was, "FIND BOBBI!"

Also... "I Will Always Love You" was not her BEST song. It was a cover. It was a marvelously done cover. However, it was not HER work. She has a host of great songs and she changed the face of R&B and soooo many people have tried to be here. It sucks that she fucked up her life with drugs and with a lose wanna-be that started and stopped his career in the 90's.