Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Sunday, February 12, 2012

A Florida judge ruled Tuesday that a man involved in a "very, very minor" physical scuffle with his wife must take her on a date. "He's going to stop by somewhere and he's going to get some flowers," Judge John Hurley said at a hearing. "And then he's going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster. And then after they have Red Lobster, they're going to go bowling." Joseph Bray, 47 and his wife Sonja, 39, also must visit a marriage counselor.

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on the bright side the wife is ordered to give her husband an hour of oral

FF for TH

Even though I've enjoyed lobster since I was a tyke Red Lobster sucks and that a judge sentenced some guy to eat there only proves my point

"Red Lobster sucks"

Been been to Dead Lobster once ... a long, long time ago.

I would rather be sentenced to the Outback myself.

Agreed, Red Lobster sucks. Disbar this judge for cruel and unusual punishment.

what, no outrage at the over reach of the government here? do you believe that the government has the power to enforce this?

Cruel and unusual, but at least they were spared Starbucks.

This is probably the Judge's favorite evening out. "Red Lobster and Bowling, it don't get no better than that, YEEE HAW!!"

what, no outrage at the over reach of the government here? do you believe that the government has the power to enforce this?

#7 | POSTED BY NOTMYREALNAME

Yep.
Judge: "Do this and I'll suspend the jail time. Or just do the jail time. You choose."

Mandating eating at Red Lobster is tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment!

Red Lobster don't suck..Dinner there is great - The Margareetas are too weak tho.

Phester we agree on something. I enjoy eating there.

Hope these fine folks ain't Christians because he's just given them death sentences. Talk about government messin' with religions!

I like RL too. But the judge should have sentenced the guy to take her to the nearest Chop House. Make him spend some money...

Is the punishment he gets for giving her Crabs in the first place?

Sounds like something Solomon would have done. Wise.

He just sentenced them to an hour on the shitter, each.

Isn't there a restriction in this country against cruel and unusual punishment?

It is a very cruel sentence to send ANYONE to red lobster.

Bowling and Red Lobster. Grounds for divorce in my house.

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