Tosser where are you?

1. Who conceived this radical departure from normal law enforcement practices? Who conceived an operation that depended upon the deaths of hundreds or thousands of Mexican nationals for its success?

2. Which Department of Justice officials saw that Operation Fast and Furious was dependent on hundreds or thousands of firearms being given to the cartels and recovered at the scenes of crimes, knew that the crimes in question were likely to be murders of Mexican nationals or U.S. citizens along the Mexican border where the cartels operate, and approved the operation anyway?

3. Knowing that Operation Fast and Furious could be the political and criminal albatross that drives away moderates and Latino voters and destroys his chances of winning a second term, why does President Obama refuse to appoint a special prosecutor or, at the very least, call for Eric Holder and his direct reports to resign?

Knowing that Operation Fast and Furious could be the political and criminal albatross that drives away moderates and Latino voters and destroys his chances of winning a second term, why does President Obama refuse to appoint a special prosecutor or, at the very least, call for Eric Holder and his direct reports to resign?

Posted by scooter28054

He's too busy pissing off the Catholics.

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed
Kind of like where's Waldo, I think he's the one with the red cap.

#5 My point! (:

Operation Fast and Furious was A-OK when Bush did it, but now it's bad?

In celebration of her "Let's Move!" campaign to curb In celebration of her "Let's Move!" campaign to curb childhood obesity First Lady Michelle Obama engaged in a "fitness challenge" with "Late Night" host Jimmy Fallon. First Lady Michelle Obama engaged in a "fitness challenge" with "Late Night" host Jimmy Fallon.

I have to ask myself, what in the name of fuck does her playing tug of war have to do with childhood obesity? If she really cared, she'd shed a few of her thighs.

He's too busy pissing off the Catholics.

#3 | Posted by wisgod

which catholics?;

1) the majority that agrees with him
2) the minority that disagrees with him
3) the two catholic GOP candidates
4) the pedophiles (preists)

which is it?

1 & 2.

So remember right soldiers for truth, apple pie and puppy dogs, today's talking point is (sound of wheel spinning); 'Fast and furious'.

Tomorrow we are going to discuss how making an insurance company pay for birth control meds will prevent you from being able to exercise your religion.

And friday, we will discuss why it's morally okay to fuck little boys in the dominican republic.

-------Lush Limpknob-------

Tosser where are you?

www.nydailynews.com

Bloody Hell...!!!

Question. Who here ever clicked the Face Book 'Like" icon at the top of the page so on your Face Book it shows you (the real you) 'Likes' the Nooner?

#13 | Posted by gracieamazed

I've never done that, but i did pass a note to Rcade after study hall and it said; 'Do you love me? Yes___No___Maybe___.

I'm still waiting for the answer.

I was at a last night bar nursing a beer. My nipple was quite soggy.

There was a business burned last night in houston, and i swear i am not making this up, the name of the place was 'Late Night Pie'.

The name sounds like a whorehouse but the news said it was actually a late night pie place.

So, all you folks that have a hearty night of drinking and you say, 'hey, forget waffle house, I want a nice piece of pie instead' are just out of luck in houston.

I imagine Mitt is good at shooting skeet. The same probably can not be said of Santorum. Rick lacks the breeding and background to be a good skeet shooter. He probably also looks ridiculous on horseback. I imagine Mitt on the other hand is quite accomplished.

No citation necessary.

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Liver, WTF is all that crap?

Operation Fast and Furious was A-OK when Bush did it, but now it's bad?

#7 | POSTED BY COMMONSENSE

Of course it's okay when Herr BushJr does it. It's only once Obama does it that Republicunts and Teahadists scream bloody murder.

WTF Lipzy said in #20.

Liver, WTF is all that crap?

#20 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-02-08 12:55 PM

It's a super Mario mushroom.

Duh...

I saw another funny thing;

You know these business service vans you see running around? I saw one this morning that said (and I am NOT makign this up) 'Obssessive Complusive Carpet Cleaning. It's actually not bad, but i was wondering if we could use other mental illnesses as a business advantage.

--Paranoid Security Services---
--Megalomania Personal Training-----
--Neurotic Safety Training----

The top one is Jesus. The bottom one is Red Foxx.

I would have posted some ascii tits but I'm not sure RCade allows that.

According to scholarly interpretation of the Bible, Jesus was in favor of low taxes. That's why he was so upset with the moneychangers outside the Temple who were converting currency so that the Temple Tax could be paid. Jesus was the first true tax revolter.

No citation necessary.

#27

Tits are fine.

Everyone loves them.

I would have posted some ascii tits but I'm not sure RCade allows that.

#27 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

He allows boobs. I enter AmericanUnity as exhibit A.

#28

Dude, seriously, if Jesus saw today's GOP Christian fundementalists he would throw up on them and ask them to stop speaking about Christianity for they have no clue what tolerance and acceptance means.

According to scholarly interpretation of the Bible, it's a forgery.
Deal with it retard.

According to some minority scholarly interpretation of the Bible that is primarily interested in book sales, some parts of it are a forgery.
Deal with it retard.

ft

#31 Amen to that

#32 | Posted by Zatoichi

I see the Italian doofus is back. Hey doofus, go cook me a pizza. Snap to it.

Looks like Zat has a 6lb. 2oz. Baby Jesus up his ass today.

#32

I'm not sure who that was directed to. But let me clearly express how I absolutely do not in any way believe in religion. At all.

But, I will throw it in their face about how hypocritical religious folks are.

But, I will throw it in their face about how hypocritical religious folks are.

#37 | Posted by ClownShack

That's nice. Do you ever do it to their face or just another Internet brass-balled heathen?

Looks like Zat has a 6lb. 2oz. Baby Jesus up his ass today.

#36 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-08 01:27 PM

Quick question. What the fuck is up with BradfordWinston?

He joined two weeks ago and all he's talked about is his fascination with Italian men and mail order brides?

Oh, and his admiration for Mittens.

Dude, you reek of pedophile. Get a life.

Dude, you reek of pedophile. Get a life.

#40 | Posted by ClownShack at 2012-02-08 01:32 PM

Clownshack that's a very abusive post and I have flagged it. I am a very spiritual and religious man. Just because I find swarthy Italian annoying and creepy and I like looking at pictures of pretty ladies and I can relate to Mitt as a human being doesn't mean anything is wrong with me.

No citation necessary.

Let's see what it says in the book of Mary Magdelene. Oh that's right, that book is not allowed even though it has the same pedigree as the other 'allowed' books.

What about the book of Judas? Same problem. Neither one fits into the set of lies established by the early church.

Religious people are not too smart are they?

No Citation Necessary

and I have flagged it.

#42 | Posted by BradfordWinston at 2012-02-08 01:35 PM

I hope no one flags my mushroom, though I'm sure BradfordWinston would love to in some manner.

No citation necessary.

Listen Buddy, my cooze does not ooze. I don't even have a cooze if a cooze is what I think it is.

No citation necessary.

Is anybody else getting the "Four Dangers Destroying Men" ad on the right of the comments page? It's been a while since I've clicked on a link because I felt compelled by the ad. Usually I do it just because I like rcade and appreciate the retort.

-even though it has the same pedigree as the other 'allowed' books.

No, it doesn't.

No BradfordWinston necessary.

Look Thursten Howell III (#42) If you flagged that comment you are without a pair and so not in your element here. He may not be a likeable Clown but damnit he's our clown. Go piss in your Wheaties elsewhere bucky.

Listen Buddy

I hope no one flags my mushroom, though I'm sure BradfordWinston would love to in some manner.

He'll flag your mushroom and rick your santorum while he's down there.

That's nice. Do you ever do it to their face or just another Internet brass-balled heathen?

#38 | POSTED BY WISGOD

Actually, and I'm not sure if you ment this as a real question or if you were trying to point out imma dick, there's a place in Santa Monica, California called 3rd street. It's an out door mall by the beach. The street is closed off to cars and Street performers are all over that street entertaining and annoying people for money, but as long as you fill out a form with the city you are given space and a time slot on the street.
There's a Christian group of people that book time on the street and they challenge people passing by to debate.
It's usually a lot of fun to see and participate in.
In the end we usually agree to disagree.

Thursten Howell III

Spud assumes everyone's seen the now infamous shoop of the GOP candidates as the cast of Gilligans Island?

Spud LOL'd.

And yes, Rmoney is Thurston.

Listen Buddy, my cooze does not ooze. I don't even have a cooze if a cooze is what I think it is.

#46 | Posted by BradfordWinston

I've fisted your cooze; I had nothing to loose. -WisSuess

Damnit Spud. You are quick!

Fuck! lose!

Is anybody else getting the "Four Dangers Destroying Men" ad on the right of the comments page? It's been a while since I've clicked on a link because I felt compelled by the ad. Usually I do it just because I like rcade and appreciate the retort.

#47 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2012-02-08 01:43 PM

LOL Ron Paul is Mrs. Howell.

I've fisted your cooze; I had nothing to loose (except my fist).

#54 | Posted by wisgod

ftfy

BTW, I gurantee you BrainfartMarlboro is etiher Eddie or Takitez.

I am a very spiritual and religious man.

So are pedophile priests.

Damnit Spud. You are quick!

#55 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

Sadly, you're not the first women to say that to Spud.

[price_is_right_sad_trombone.m
p3]

^__^

Be Well.

Yes, the little darling in the camo bikini is just slaying me.
#57 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

The model in mine is kinda like Angelina Jolie in a black see through neglige. No, I'm not thinking too much about this.

Yes, the little darling in the camo bikini is just slaying me.
#57 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

The model in mine is kinda like Angelina Jolie in a black see through neglige. No, I'm not thinking too much about this.

#63 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Mine is a Hillary Clinton look-alike wearing a frilly pantsuit with a bulging crotch. I guess us Conservatives get the short end of the stick.

Mine is a Hillary Clinton look-alike wearing a frilly pantsuit with a bulging crotch. I guess us Conservatives get the short end of the stick.
#64 | Posted by wisgod

Isn't it a function of your browsing history? Telling.

Isn't it a function of your browsing history? Telling.

#65 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

You're giving RCade waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much credit.

Mine is a Hillary Clinton look-alike wearing a frilly pantsuit with a bulging crotch.

#64 | Posted by wisgod

You must be on the 'Dykes with Dicks' web-site. You should trun off your computer and go to confession right away.....wait....don't do that, there's priests there who like boys....just go to your local schoolhouse.....wait, don't do that, it's full of pedo's too.

you know what? You're better off just staying at home and jerking off to the dykes with dicks.

You're giving RCade waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much credit.
#66 | Posted by wisgod

Sure, let's make this about rcade, gWiz. LOL.

Never mind. It's an Ann Coulter Ad, you assholes.

Never mind. It's an Ann Coulter Ad, you assholes.
#69 | Posted by wisgod

*Nods in your general direction.

#70 Sweet cause winking in his general direction would have been well, you know.... (=

#70 Sweet cause winking in his general direction would have been well, you know....
#71 | Posted by gracieamazed

Hard to see?

Since priests have had such a high rate of knee and back injuries, from now on, we will only ordain midget priests.

--Catholic Church----

good afternoon, and, MY EYES ! MY EYES ! and I thought the bottom one was cartman...just dropped in to say that I feel freaking AWFUL today, I knew that would bring you great joy to know that, so that is a gift from me to you, a token of my admiration for all of youse guys...have a hell of a good day....

just dropped in to say that I feel freaking AWFUL today

#74 | Posted by baysideinpc

get ahold of some bad spam?

Who here likes to play paintball? Sometimes me and my pals from the Derby Club get dressed up in camoflage, paint our faces green and black, get loaded on Brandy and then run around the woods shooting each other with paintballs. It's a blast! One time when the wives and girlfriends were out of town we got all our maids to also join us. Woo hoo. Good times.

No citation necessary.

#75 Lipzy I think she just read some on Thursten's posts without proper medication. #76 made me taste my lunch again. And Patriot is the spam/mandwich one, keep them straight, will ya?

(((HUGS))) Bay. Feel better.

get ahold of some bad spam?

#75 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Or a bad herd of cows?

only people with very small penises play paintball.

It makes them feel tough and hides that feminine odor they emit.

(((Poke))) Bay. Feel better?

---wissy-----

House reviews DOE money upgrading yacht

It was stimulus money used to upgrade the yacht.

I've been studying that girl in a bikini in the 4 Dangers Destroying Men ad. I think she must have been in the military at one time. Look at how she is saluting us. It is all very ship-shape I think. I wonder if she served in Iraq?

No citation necessary.

I've been studying that girl in a bikini in the 4 Dangers Destroying Men ad. I think she must have been in the military at one time. Look at how she is saluting us. It is all very ship-shape I think. I wonder if she served in Iraq?

No citation necessary.

#85 | Posted by BradfordWinston

you noticed she is saluting, you must be gay

She grew out of that swimsuit.

No citation necessary.

It is the same girl that is in the ad where the shirt says, 'If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you'.

It is the same girl that is in the ad where the shirt says, 'If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you'.

#88 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I'll ask her tonight.

It is the same girl that is in the ad where the shirt says, 'If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you'.

#88 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I'll ask her tonight.

#89 | Posted by wisgod

She works a 900 phone number?

She works a 900 phone number?

#90 | Posted by truthhurts

No, she's a pipe fitter.

#82
Web, I can attest to CCleaner being worth the download.
been using it for two months now.
It also has options for making uninstalling programs a lot easier.
User friendly too.

After spending more time studying that picture I've concluded that she probably shaves her privates. Keep you posted.

Here is a parody on the Clint Eastwood ad--funny too.

shaves her privates.

#94 | Posted by BradfordWinston

So, you are saying she's an officer? I wonder if she's a gentleman too?

So, you are saying she's an officer? I wonder if she's a gentleman too?

#96 | Posted by Lipzoidial

She makes L'il Wisgod stand at attention.

I've got a serious question for you geniuses.

Is Rush Limbaugh a big fat tub of monkey spunk that was vomited out after being eaten by a snake with the stomach flu,

--or--

is he the pus-like discharge that comes from a blubbering baboons ass that is full of putrified santorum?

I can't decide.

"is he the pus-like discharge that comes from a blubbering baboons ass that is full of putrified santorum?"

Knowing Santorum is a "cracker", "whitebread" and every other racial slur all wrapped up into one big cookie...

I can't decide.

#100 | Posted by Lipzoidial

If only it was as easy as tightening your Velcro shoes.

She makes L'il Wisgod stand at attention.

#99 | Posted by wisgod

definitely a gentleman then.

I know you wouldn't date any guy who didn't comport himself well in polite society. there's no need to explain....

Knowing Santorum is a "cracker", "whitebread" and every other racial slur all wrapped up into one big cookie...

#101 | Posted by crispee_oc

Hey!!!!

----whitebread crackers-----

Santorum is just your common everyday italian catholic, who had a little brain, a little spark, and learned early on to use some good quality hair products.

He hid behind his religion because he wasn't tough enough to be out in the weather. Oh how quickly the priests must have found him.

And now, he pretty much preachs the hard-line catholic points, the 14th century version.

I know you wouldn't date any guy who didn't comport himself well in polite society. there's no need to explain....

#103 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Sarvis has patented that stupid type of retort. Good luck in Court.

NBC Says Ricky pulled off a hat trick. Some fine reporting there. Hey Bella happy you are back again today!!!! Everyone else but old Thursten here cracked me up catching up on the posts. (=

I can just imagine bikini girl telling me after a roll in the hay, "And I salute you!".

No citation necessary.

I can just imagine bikini girl telling me after a roll in the hay, "And I salute you!".

No citation necessary.

#108 | Posted by BradfordWinston

I prefer her saying "Can I fix you a sandwich before I leave?"

Doing the dishes before hitting the road necessary.

Sarvis has patented that stupid type of retort. Good luck in Court.

#106 | Posted by wisgod

yes but i'm better at it. mine have style and art. you just don't insult someone with regular old everyday words. That's like the Tom Petty of insulting. I want to be the Pink Floyd of insulting.

But alas, my fear of punctuation, grammer and spelling will probably doom me to failure, much like sarvis's unsuccessful attempt to grow his eyebrows out and make a comb-over with them.

R.I.P. Nello Ferrara.

But alas, my fear of punctuation, grammer and spelling will probably doom me to failure, much like sarvis's unsuccessful attempt to grow his eyebrows out and make a comb-over with them.

#110 | Posted by Lipzoidial

It's OK Lip. Sarvis isn't a button on your shirt. You're OK. At least you and I can have a back and forth without one of us getting a timeout.
Sarvis turns into a mean drunk at 7:30 every morning.

I prefer her saying "Can I fix you a sandwich before I leave?"

#109 | Posted by wisgod

how about, 'this is my friend trixie, she likes girls and guys...she was wondering if she could hang out with us tonight'....

That costs extra. A lot extra. Believe you me, I've been there and my accountant has asked me questions the following month.

No citation necessary.

About a 2nd woman? What the fuck are you doing Bradford? Putting it on your Home Depot charge card?

American Express. All the finest establishments accept major credit cards. It's the hidden costs contained in the fine print that really skyrocket the price. I thought about contesting it in claims court, but it would have been a bit too public for my tastes. I do have a distinguished reputation in the community to maintain.

No citation necessary.

About a 2nd woman? What the fuck are you doing Bradford? Putting it on your Home Depot charge card?
#115 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-08 07:10 PM | Reply |

I told the bitch no interest for one year on all purchases over $299. HTF was I supposed to know she meant a day not a month?

I do have a distinguished reputation in the community to maintain.

#116 | Posted by BradfordWinston

He's known as 'that guy that leers and scratches himself' down at the shady oaks trailer park (out on the frontage road, just 1/2 mile past the Four-Square Baptist Church).

Bradford put it on his American Express to pick up an extra 1%. His reputation was only worth .01%. This guy makes Timmy Geitner look like a lemonade stand fuckup.

Me thinks Bradford made his AMEX in his Eazy Bake Oven.

According to the Bible you shouldn't throw rocks at people.

No citation necessary.

Um ok cuz.

According to the Bible and your Accountant, you shouldn't be having 3-ways.

No citation necessary.

You are so stupid Wisgod. I have read the Bible from cover to cover and nowhere does it prohibit 3-ways. Trust me on this. Oh yeah.

No citation necessary.

Honor thy Mother and Father doesn't mean have sex with them.

No citation necessary.

"When the principles of breeding and of inheritance are better understood, we shall not hear ignorant members of our legislature rejecting with scorn a plan for ascertaining by an easy method whether or not consanguineous marriages are injurious to man."

Charles Darwin (1871)

No citation necessary. Right Thursten?

I'm against parent having sex with kids. In the Bible King Lot had sex with both of his daughters and God was very mad. So that is completely off limits. But that is the only biblical prohibition to 3-ways that I am aware of.

No citation necessary.

nowhere does it prohibit 3-ways. Trust me on this. Oh yeah.

#125 | Posted by BradfordWinston

Thous shalt not covet thy neighbors ass.

Thou shall not earn additional bonus points based on the number of orifices. -American Express

It's not our fault you couldn't get it up.

---american express----

nowhere does it prohibit 3-ways. Trust me on this. Oh yeah.

#125 | Posted by BradfordWinston

Amalekites arrived and attacked the Israelites. In response, Moses bade Joshua lead the men to fight while he stood on a hill with his rod in hand.
As long as Moses kept the rod up, Israel dominated the fighting, but if Moses let down his hands, the tide of the battle turned in favor of the Amalekites. Because Moses hand was getting tired, he beckoned two Midianite women to the top of the hill.
Moses then mounted each woman, proclaiming "God, I'm cumming"
And so it was.

"And so it was."

#133 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-08 08:31 PM | Reply

Moses never existed.
Deal with it.

I've never done that, but i did pass a note to Rcade after study hall and it said; 'Do you love me? Yes___No___Maybe___.

Do you put out? Yes___No___Maybe___

You guys need to lighten up on Bradford. Conservative he may be, but I have to defend him because we Ivy League fellows have to stick together. And yes, I'm every bit as Ivy League as he is. Besides, how often are we visited by somebody who played a golf foursome with Willard and two of his corporations, fine people that they are?

"I imagine Mitt is good at shooting skeet. The same probably can not be said of Santorum. Rick lacks the breeding and background to be a good skeet shooter."

I expect Rick, as an Italian American, his gun skills are primarily in the liquor store and old lady hold-up areas. Mitt may be able to pulverize a clay pigeon, while firing off a bon mot or two, but Rick can off you with an icepick and leave no blood stains. Italians are bred for that.

Moses never existed.
Deal with it.

www.youtube.com

#134 | Posted by Zatoichi

Yeah, because he never made it to YouTube. What did Youtube have to say about Global Warming back then, Ramses?

Big, ol' full Moon up in the sky tonight.

Too often we take for granted the beauty that's all around us.

#141
Same here near the east coast of Fla.
Full moon floating on a sea of silver clouds.
It is a beautiful moon tonight.
:)

#139 You have a link for that?

Read on the Nooner about your Mom being ill, Bellatrix. Hope things are going a little better for you and your family. It's not easy to deal with, what with the constant worry and all.

#139 You have a link for that?

#143 | Posted by rhinomaximus

Why haven't you heard the new policy around here -- "No citation needed."

lol

Too often we take for granted the beauty that's all around us.

#141 | Posted by CalifChris

Exactly what I told my Wife before she hit me with the Papers...

I sure am getting sick and tired of being served all these restraining orders. One of my neighbors in my gated community (who I like to refer to as Mrs. Big Hooters) just can't take a joke.

No citation necessary.

Why do keep reading BradfordWinstonIII spoken by this kid.....

#144
Thanks Chris.
She is doing well. No pain and she's back at her
home under my sister's care for the time being.
Thanks for the kind thought.
And thank you for the mention of the moon.
Hadn't noticed it until you made me think
to take a look. Went out on the side porch and
there is was. You're right about taking beauty
for granted. Thanks for the reminder.
:)

Here is another one

Former Tour Champ Jan Ullrich Has Results Voided by Court For Blood Doping

Retired cyclist Jan Ullrich, who won the 1997 Tour de France and finished second to Lance Armstrong four times, was banned for two years and had results between 2005 and 2007 voided after being found guilty of blood doping.

The Court of Arbitration for Sport in Lausanne, Switzerland, announced the decision in an e-mailed statement today. It said the German’s DNA was matched to blood bags seized by police in a 2006 anti-doping investigation in Spain.

1/23/2012

J.P. Morgan

Dear Sir or Madame:

I am an ambitious undergraduate at NYU triple majoring in Mathematics, Economics, and Computer Science. I am a punctual, personable, and shrewd individual, yet I have a quality which I pride myself on more than any of these.

I am unequivocally the most unflaggingly hard worker I know, and I love self-improvement. I have always felt that my time should be spent wisely, so I continuously challenge myself; I left Villanova because the work was too easy. Once I realized I could achieve a perfect GPA while holding a part-time job at NYU, I decided to redouble my effort by placing out of two classes, taking two honors classes, and holding two part-time jobs. That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups.

I say these things only because solid evidence is more convincing than unverifiable statements, and I want to demonstrate that I am a hard worker. J.P. Morgan is a firm with a reputation that precedes itself and employees who represent only the best and rightest in finance. I know that the employees in this firm will push me to excellence, especially within the Investment Banking division. In fact, one of the supporting reasons I chose Investment Banking over any other division was that I know it is difficult. I hope to augment my character by diligently working for the professionals at Morgan Stanley, and I feel I have much to offer in return.

I am proficient in several programming languages, and I can pick up a new one very quickly. For instance, I learned a years worth of Java from NYU in 27 days on my own; this is how I placed out of two including: Money and Banking, Analysis, Game Theory, Probability and Statistics. Even further, I am taking Machine Learning and Probabilistic Graphical Modeling currently, two programming courses offered by Stanford, so that I may truly offer the most if I am accepted. I am proficient with Bloomberg terminals, excellent with excel, and can perform basic office functions with terrifying efficiency. I have plenty of experience in the professional world through my internship at Merrill Lynch, and my research assistant position at NYU. In fact, my most recent employer has found me so useful that he promoted me to a Research Assistant and an official CTED intern. This role is usually reserved for Masters students, but my employer gave the title to me so that he could give me more work.

Please realize that I am not a braggart or conceited, I just want to outline my usefulness. Egos can be a huge liability, and I try not to have one.

Thank you so much for your time, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Best,

Mark

Damnit Spud. You are quick!

#55 | Posted by gracieamazed

Correction; quick = a quack

Hey, Sarviholic! Wrong day.

Gallup Poll: Santorum climbs as Gingrich fades

USA TODAY

PRick Santorum is surging in a new national survey, climbing to second place for the first time in the Gallup daily tracking poll.

Santorum, who swept contests in three states earlier this week, is now tied with a fading Newt Gingrich. Both have 20% support among registered Republican voters in the Gallup poll.

Mitt Romney is still leading with 36%. Ron Paul is in fourth with 10% support.

who has Ripped on here since 2003 or so?

"Scarey with _E"

(please respectfully correct that as I know it's not kwight accurate)

is one that comes to mind

but who gives a ......