Guess who quit smoking ?

Josh Powell

alright now, you boyz try to behave up in here today, k?

Free markets can do anything that the government can do cheaper and better.

alright now, you boyz try to behave up in here today, k?

#2 | Posted by baysideinpc

Roses are red,
Violets are black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?

The Klownkar is delivering its "goods" in three states today. Denial, Delusion and Confusion.

The winners?

Obama and America.

What's the difference between Billy Joel and Josh Powell?

Billy Joel didn't start the fire.

Ben "CTRL + P" Bernanke.

Testifying today... highlights at 11pm but no one cares.

Greetings ya'all.

Roses are red
Violets are sissy
Whats a Nooner
Without a Wissy?

Gracie, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

How the hell is Santorum leading in polls for today's votes? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

How the hell is Santorum leading in polls for today's votes? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

it's Minnesota for god's sake. Batshit bachmann's home state. Their brains get frozen right after Labor day and stay that way until the spring. That's why the GOPpers hold their deal in Feb. That and he's no worse (or better) than the other three in the Klownkar.

Sure NorthGay, you may be right since your boy Al Frankin is also from there.

it's Minnesota for god's sake. Batshit bachmann's home state. Their brains get frozen right after Labor day and stay that way until the spring. That's why the GOPpers hold their deal in Feb. That and he's no worse (or better) than the other three in the Klownkar.

#12 | Posted by northguy3

The State Obama carried in November, 08. Try thinking before your next bowel movement.

PPP has him winning Colorado and Missouri too. It's straight up scary, if it's even half accurate, that there's actually people that would vote for Santorum. After his track record in PA?

Or sorry, 2nd in Colorada after Willard.

#10 O'de Nooner. (:

It's straight up scary, if it's even half accurate, that there's actually people that would vote for Santorum.
#15 | Posted by adammm

I'll bet there are alot of things that are "straight up scary" in your world. Escalators, car alarms, women, etc.

alright now, you boyz try to behave up in here today, k?

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So, given that Newtsy couldn't win the GOP nomination even if the other three klowns died in Miami, that means Callista obviously wasn't pretty enough to be First lady since, as Goatsy pointed out, Newt is the smartest man in the Universe. Does that mean Muffy still has a shot with Newt before 2016?
##

The State Obama carried in November, 08. Try thinking before your next bowel movement.

#14 | Posted by wisgod

Sorry wissy- you missed the tongue-in-cheek part, everybody knows their brain freeze-up doesn't happen until mid- November.

Got it?

Golfer impaled on broken putter during fight at golf course

damn gracie, clicked over there fast as lightning, I saw the headline and thought...maybe..maybe..but,al as, no

#10 O'de Nooner.

Don't you mean Eau de Nooner? Don't try and rise above your station.

No Northgay #23 that is not what I meant. O'de is what I mean (as in over dose). Now back to your station bucky.

#22 BAY MABL.

Sorry wissy- you missed the tongue-in-cheek part, everybody knows their brain freeze-up doesn't happen until mid- November.

Got it?

#21 | Posted by northguy3

Then why did you say "right after Labor Day"? Because you're fucking stupid and didn't know Labor Day is in September? God damn.

that means Callista obviously wasn't pretty enough to be First lady
#14 | Posted by wisgod

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, wissy, have you seen what is in there right now? LMAO

The girl in the Russian Love Match ad is totally hot. Is that site legitimate? I'm thinking of sending away for someone like her. Does she have to obey me and do whatever I want? Can I send her back if I'm dissatisfied? Does anyone with experience with these kind of things know if there is any kind of 30 day trial money back guarantee offer?

Excerpt from the scrip of the actual LDS Temple Endowment Film which was in use during Romneys days as Archbishop and while he was a missionary to France selling the Mormon Church instead of getting shot at by the Vietcong:

ADAM: I am looking for messengers.

LUCIFER: Oh, you want someone to preach to you. You want religion, do you? I will have preachers here presently.

(Lucifer turns his head as a PROTESTANT minister approaches.)

LUCIFER: Good Morning sir!

PROTESTANT MINISTER: Good morning!

(The preacher turns and looks into the camera.)

PROTESTANT MINISTER: A fine congregation!

LUCIFER: Yes, they are a very good people. They are concerned about religion. Are you a preacher?

PROTESTANT MINISTER: I am.

LUCIFER: Have you been to college and received training for the ministry?

PROTESTANT MINISTER: Certainly! A man cannot preach unless has been trained for the ministry.

LUCIFER: Do you preach the orthodox religion?

PROTESTANT MINISTER: Yes, that is what I preach.

LUCIFER: If you will preach your orthodox religion to these people, and convert them, I will pay you well.

PROTESTANT MINISTER: I will do my best.

(Lucifer guides the preacher to Adam and Eve, who stand nearby.)

LUCIFER: Here is a man who desires religion. He is very much exercised, and seems to be sincere.

(As Lucifer presents the preacher to Adam and Eve he steps back and observes the ensuing conversation. The preacher is made to sound sincere, although misguided and credulous. Adam appears humble, faithful and immovable in his determination to serve God. He is not swayed by the preacher, and is astounded by the doctrines espoused by the preacher.)

PROTESTANT MINISTER: I understand that you are inquiring after religion.

ADAM: I was calling upon Father.

PROTESTANT MINISTER: I am glad to know that you were calling upon Father. Do you believe in a God who is without body, parts, or passions; who sits on the top of a topless throne; whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere; who fills the universe, and yet is so small that he can dwell in your heart; who is surrounded by myriads of beings who have been saved by grace, not for any act of theirs, but by His good pleasure. Do you believe in such a great Being?

ADAM: I do not. I cannot comprehend such a being.

PROTESTANT MINISTER: That is the beauty of it. Perhaps you do not believe in a devil, and in that great hell, the bottomless pit, where there is a lake of fire and brimstone into which the wicked are cast, and where they are continually burning, but none never consumed?

ADAM: I do not believe in any such place.

PROTESTANT MINISTER: My dear friend, I am sorry for you.

Then why did you say "right after Labor Day"?

That was the sarcasm part, Wissy. D'uh.

Ah, Russian boo boo's. Little feet, big tits. A hit in any man's book.

No citation necessary

Axe, nice lame post as always, you must be happy that you spend 3 days coming up with it.

A federal appeals panel in San Francisco ruled Tuesday that California’s ban on same-sex marriage violates the constitutional right to equal protection.

The panel overturned Proposition 8, which was approved by 52 percent of the state’s voters in 2008 and amended the state’s constitution to limit marriage to a man and a woman.

The court’s decision upheld a 2010 decision by former Judge R. Vaughn Walker that found marriage to be a fundamental right protected by the Constitution, and that the proposition “fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license.”

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT: Reverend Write!!!!!

Buttmunchers for Rmoney

That was the sarcasm part, Wissy. D'uh.

#30 | Posted by northguy3

Sure it was. Can I keep my goldfish in your head while I clean out his tank?

Fishface,

I spend about 30 seconds coming up with it. 15 seconds to Google it and 15 seconds to copy and paste it here.

Did you bother reading the part where Rmoney's Church ridicules the Trinity?

I spend about 30 seconds coming up with it. 15 seconds to Google it and 15 seconds to copy and paste it here.

Posted by axe

That's almost a minute! -Northguy3

Am I the only one who gets all excited looking at the girls in the ad telling us of the 4 Dangers Destroying Men? I've clicked on the ad like 10 times now, but they never show the girls doing anything exciting. In a way it is false advertising to trick me into clicking on the ad.

#38 LOl Then his blue pill is working.

Also the ads for ThaiLoveLinks and ColombianCupid. I get an erection just reading this site. I've started keeping a box of tissues nearby just in case. Sometimes I'll just be staring at the pictures in the ads and start klj;kiop;/iou[

No citation necessary.

Hi Bella.
Hope all is well.

No apologies will ever come from me for saying
that Barack Obama comes across to me as a
Socialist first and American second.

Then his blue pill is working.

#40 | Posted by gracieamazed

At least one of his heads has some blood in it.

#43
Hi Wis. Doing much better today.
Thanks for asking. How's it going
with you?

How's it going
with you?

#46 | Posted by Bellatrix

Not too bad considering who's President.

#47
I hear you.
:)

Grace-the blue pill was working until I saw that picture of you. Now I may have to move to California.

Thanks Axe, you spent 45 seconds on the post but no time on the grammer. Republicans beg people like you to be democrats.

Bradford-I've got a Bluestar banner showing Mid sized jets for 3,400 an hour. What does yours cost to operate?
You could always jet over to Minsk and "rode test" them rooskie girls. If you do get one, make sure she has no relatives in the US. They tend to show up on your doorstep. And that guy ain't her "brother", unless Rooskies are Alabaman in their family ties, if you get my drift.

Bel,

Are you a Repulicunt first and an American second?

Or are you even and American at all. Like most conservaturds, you sound more like a racist America hating tool of the GOP.

No apologies will ever come from me for saying
that Barack Obama comes across to me as a
Socialist first and American second.

#44 | Posted by Bellatrix

Your parents, however, owe everybody an apology.

No citation Necessary.

Just got back from the washroom and there's a guy sitting on one of the pots eating lunch. He was singing to himself when I first walked in too. At first I heard rustling in the stall and thought he must have been reading a paper, then I hear something hit the ground and its his paper bag... followed by a bottle a water. LOL. I almost thought of trying to stick around to see who it is but then I figured I'm better off not knowing....

#42 Bradford, the Snorgtees ad is the same way, the have a hot girl with her fly open with a camel toe but when you go on the site the picture is no where to be found.

#49 Go ahead and move Northgay.
One night spent with you and men in California will volunteer to become eunuchs.

Fishpaw is the new Grammar Sheriff!!!!

I please guilty for a run-on sentence. Must be worth at least a 21-day vacation.

Minnesota fag hag says America passed up the perfect candidate.

#52
No.
I've never really "ordered" my
beliefs but if asked I would say
I'm ME first.
Wife second.
Mother third.
American fourth.
Despising of all politicians fifth.

That order of course changes
depending on the situation.
:)

Did you bother reading the part where Rmoney's Church ridicules the Trinity?
#37 | Posted by axe

This passage goes along away to dispel the Trinity myth.

Genesis 1:26 Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness;"

Who was God talking to?

Your parents, however, owe everybody an apology.

No citation Necessary.

#53 | Posted by northguy3

As soon as the South end of a North bound dog apologies for you.

Tuesday's Obama Schedule

10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
10:35 am || Views science fair projects; State Dining Room
11:25 am || Delivers remarks at the White House Science Fair; East Room
12:45 pm || Lunch with Biden
4:30 pm || Meets with Secretary of Defense Panetta

* working his ass off, not resting until everybody that wants a job, has one

One night spent with you and men in California will volunteer to become eunuchs.

#56 | Posted by gracieamazed

Sort of just like your wedding night.

As soon as the South end of a North bound dog apologies for you.

#61 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02

You know Goatsy's never gonna do that.

I hear Obama's coming to Wisconsin. At least that's my understanding from the drums I'm hearing off in the distance.

#42 | POSTED BY BRADFORDWINSTON

do you have any cousins that you have a ..special.. relationship with?

Tuesday's Baysideinpc's Schedule

10:42 a.m. / Regain consciousness
1:46 p.m. / Crawl out from under bed
1:47 p.m. / Commence first dump of the day
3:56 p.m. / Terminate first dump of the day
3:37 p.m. / Look for something to wear
5:18 p.m. / Finish dressing, powdering nose
5:19 p.m. / Begin exercise regimen
5:20 p.m. / Conclude exercise regimen
5:21 p.m. / Forage for food, booze
7:15 p.m. / Settle down in front of television for rest

#64 That's Michelle's foot steps you hear.

Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness;"

Who was God talking to?

There were eleventeen levels of angel, seraphim, etc., etc. Buzz.

God was using the royal "we" and is as obviously crazy as His followers.

Or he was on the intergalactic verizon network and talking to his fellow Gods, if you are a Mormon.

No matter how you cut it, Heaven was a pretty hectic place, even without all the wars and stuff.

#52
You know Axe, that's part of the problem
with people today. When you assume that someone
is absolutely some thing, or some entire belief,
you've already created a barrier to the truth.
You assume that I am a conservative. I'm not.
But you keep thinking what you want. Fortunately
in America we all have the right to do that.

But I can say, without apology, that my
President comes across as a socialist because
every single economic policy he promotes has
to do with redistribution of wealth and increasing
taxes on the wealthy.
:)

#64 That's Michelle's foot steps you hear.

#67 | Posted by gracieamazed

That explains why it's overcast. Fuck her shadow!

Hey Gracie!
Hey Bay!
How's it going?

and increasing
taxes on the wealthy.

Bell-when Obama's tax rates on the wealthy reach Comrade Hero of the Soviet Union Ronald Reagan, get back to us.

Fuck her shadow!

#70 | Posted by wisgod

that's about as close to sex with a woman as you're likely going to get, so go for it. Or you could do one of the gracies. They're all close to being a woman, too. But take a flag, and be a patriot.

And another one bites the dust:

A top official of the Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation who was involved in the controversy over the group’s funding of Planned Parenthood resigned Tuesday.

Karen Handel, vice president for public policy, acknowledged that she had supported Komen’s decision to pull funding for Planned Parenthood in a resignation letter obtained by The Atlanta Journal Constitution.

that's about as close to sex with a woman as you're likely going to get, so go for it. Or you could do one of the gracies. They're all close to being a woman, too. But take a flag, and be a patriot.

#73 | Posted by northguy3

It beats milking men.

I find it interesting that the parrots haven't been issued their talking point yet on this whole "Romney going to France to peddle Polytheistic Racist Dogma instead of getting his ass shot at by Vietcong" thing.

You'd think the Koch Brothers would have instructed the faithful on this by now!!!

=It beats milking men.

"Tra Mah stallions! Jest warm ur hands a 'lil first." - GW

They must be still working on the official GOP response to the 'White and Delightsome' issue. (Rethugs are such a white and delightsome race, after all.)

#74,

I am sure the Catholic Church or Koch Industries will find a nice job for Ms. Handel. Being a political whore pandering to religious wackos is far more important than the lives and health of women, especially poor women.

#71 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

hey bella, hope you are feeling better today! we had a little rain here this morning, we sure need it, but didn't get enough, but it is beautiful out now...spring break is right around the corner, when daddys' credit card can buy you all the beer and debauchery you desire, and a free bungee jump from a hotel balcony ....without the bungee....but hey, good news, you are immortalized in concrete..spring break '12 babeeeeeeeeeee

don't you be up and overdoing it missy!

Hey Bella, it's nice to have you back. Wissy #70 was a true LOL moment.

#69,

if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and repeats KKKarl Rove talkingpoint verbatim like a Republicunt parrot, it is probably a duck with Republicunt leanings.

Right Bay? Pretty soon we will have 6 - 8 weeks of hold my beer and watch this along with the BK Brawlers........

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and repeats REV WRIGHT talkingpoint verbatim like a Democrap parrot, it is probably a duck with Democrap leanings.

There fixed it for you without the female potty word you pig. What did you do, skip middle school today?

#72
North, I'm not interested in comparing Presidents
because that wasn't my intent. Much about Reagan
that I didn't like either.
I'm speaking solely about President Obama's admin.

repeats REV WRIGHT talkingpoint verbatim like a Democrap parrot,

Link please.
At least wright was a christian, more than you can say for the Mormons. Even Osama bin ladens beliefs were closer to christianity than Rmoney's are.

Axe, did that make you feel better by adding the c-word in? More of a man? A departure from your normal life as a have-nothing piece of shit?
Superior in a way only the internet provides you from the 7x24 worthless existance you've lived all your life? A distraction from the years of riducule you've experienced as a male, unable to even think of a relationship with a woman? A fresh alternative to the stench in the nostrils of anyone drawing a paycheck or contributing in Society?

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

#80
LOL! Hey there, Lady!
(bungee jumping without the cord)
There's some of that at Daytona Beach
certainly! Hope there's minimal damage this
Spring Break. Brings a lot of much needed
revenue to the area.

I'm not doing too much. I don't know how
but being crippled for the past three
weeks I've dropped ten pounds. My appetite
is nowhere what it used to be but pain
has never been conducive to eating.
:(

#81
Hey to you too, Lady!
:)

#86 REV WRIGHT A Christian? Not in my Church, not now, not ever.

"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people," he said in a 2003 sermon. "God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme."

Tom Brady's wife is a spoiled brat.

All super models get a pass for being a spoiled brat.

#93 Apparently "pretty" is only skin deep and doesn't extend to her personality. They deserve each other.

Dear Tom Brady,

Behind every model wife is a female judge in divorce court 5 years later.

Gracie Amazed

According to the Bible you should not criticize the splinter in somebody else's eye when you have a log in your own eye. I have never understood this passage. How can a person have a log in their eye? Maybe a big splinter or a piece of glass or some sand. But a log is too big. It could never fit in someone's eye.

No citation necessary.

Not in my Church, not now, not ever.

Why, because he dare criticize America? You must be Mormon if you believe Jesus had ever known about America.

Sounds Christian to me:

#97 Never would a CHRISTIAN Church say G.D. America. Wright is a pig and the Obama's are kool aid pig followers for 20 years. And don't bother with you.tube links I don't click on them. You should realy move to a country more to your liking and take the idiot Axe with you.

Looks like they took Chairborne directly to jail after his Friday court date

Brad-just as people lived for hundreds of years in the old days, they had bigger eyes. Some creatures, like some kitties retain that feature to this very day:

EXODUS 20: 7 "THOU
SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD
IN VAIN; FOR THE LORD WILL NOT HOLD HIM
GUILTLESS THAT TAKETH HIS NAME IN VAIN."

Has nothing about Jesus knowing about America. My stand holds REV WRIGHT is a hate monger right up there with Sharpton, Jackson and Obama.

#94

Now Gracie, just because life hit you with the ugly stick doesn't mean I wanna hear you talking shit on hot women.

Look at all you have to be thankful for, BaySide got hit with the ugly stick and is about 600lbs overweight.

. And don't bother with you.tube links I don't click on them.

Translation: "I'm terrified of learnng the truth. I have been told everything I need to know. The truth would cause me to question everything I have been told to believe up till now and I can't do that. Reality is not my friend. Ignorance is."

Done with Northgay. He/she is just posting crap to see what sticks.

Looks like they took Chairborne directly to jail after his Friday court date

#99 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Maybe he decided to let your ass heal.

#97
What makes up the America that Rev. Wright
was criticizing? Americans make up America.

No, North. Rev. Wright was lumping
all Americans together when he made those
speeches.

He's talking about you, me, and every other
American who doesn't agree with his opinion.
I don't like or respect anyone who lumps
all the people of an entire Nation together
as one sum.

#97 Never would a CHRISTIAN Church say G.D. America.

Why not?

"Never would a CHRISTIAN Church say G.D. America."

What a marooooon. His sermon was a parallel to a passage in Luke.

Fisker announces layoffs as automaker misses targets, has DOE loans frozen - LMFAO This is a disaster......it's Karmaggeden...........

"What makes up the America that Rev. Wright
was criticizing? Americans make up America.
No, North. Rev. Wright was lumping
all Americans together when he made those
speeches."

Great. Another moron who thinks Wright's sermon had nothing to do with values preached in the Bible.

"One of the other Biblical secrets you never hear about, Noah and Jesus were in the original Carpenter's Union. It took Noah 200 years to build the ark and nobody ever reported Jesus actually working, just sitting around talking, eating and drinking wine.

Definitely Union Members.

#100 | Posted by northguy3

North, that was funny.

6:17 “He came down with them, and stood on a level place, with a crowd of his disciples, and a great number of the people from all Judea and Jerusalem, and the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, who came to hear him and to be healed of their diseases; 6:18 as well as those who were troubled by unclean spirits, and they were being healed. 6:19 All the multitude sought to touch him, for power came out from him and healed them all.”

So close and yet so far. I am still looking for a GD America quote from Luke.

No, North. Rev. Wright was lumping
all Americans together when he made those
speeches.

So you are basically saying that whatever happens in America, like Obama's election or 9-11, or the Iraq war are every American's responsibility? If I say "God damn Bush and Rice for ignoring those 50 warnings, or even God damn Clinton for not going after bin laden" your response is, "No, it was my fault"? It's nice to see you taking responsibility Bay, but honest, no one holds you responsible for 9-11.

#101

LoL!!

Obama is a hatemonger only in the sense that if you are a racist or have fully bought into the GOtPers "Obama has ruined our economy, he's a gay Muslim socialist abortionist" talking points, then you hate him.

Face it Gracie, you and Bay hate Obama partly cause you're stupid sheeple. The rest of your hate for him is pure internal racism.

Done with Northgay. He/she is just posting crap to see what sticks.

#104 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZE

LOL!!
He must of learned it from you BaySide and ParrotWoman.

Done with Northgay. He/she is just posting crap to see what sticks.

Translation: I got nothin' but cheap insults.

"I am still looking for a GD America quote from Luke"

Well, if you're so stupid as to not understand parallels, you never will.

Reading the Nooner, it's not as amazing as to how you liberals attached yourself to Obama's empty promises.

From there, Elisha went America. As he was walking along the road, some youths from town jeered at him. Thou walkest like an old man with pants full, they cried. Elisha looked at them and called down a curse on them. And God damned America by turning the youths skin to black. Luke, Chapter 2.2-2.9

CNN........You Tube......The Nooners trusted sources? Impossible yet here it is.............Shakes head in amazement. Closes office and heads home..............

Reading the Nooner, it's not as amazing as to how you liberals attached yourself to Obama's empty promises.

#118 | Posted by gracieamazed

His promises match their heads.

Not mone, but it works:

I don't remember the scriptures, but most who have been to church remember this scripture anyway.

"Be no part of this world, as I am no part of this world."

"The whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one."

Not to be overly sarcastic here, but I don't remember reading in the Bible where Jesus said, "except America, America is awesome." America is evil, not because it is America but because its part of this world.

You Tube......The Nooners trusted sources?

If actually listening to Wright scares you so much, you better get out your duct tape and plastic-the mooslems are coming to get you.
###

And God damned America by turning the youths skin to black.

Wissy is a Mormon as well as a moron?

#89 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

lol...
that is no way to lose 10 pounds....
yes, it is all about the revenue....

you can't fix drunk and bulletproof balcony walkers, they have to learn for themselves that they are not spiderman

Wisdog has developed an ass fixation from following Chairborne from thread to thread like a yappy little dog.

Wisdog has developed an ass fixation from following Chairborne from thread to thread like a yappy little dog.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Except he hasn't posted on today's nooner. Are you trying to take the Dumbass-of-the-Day Title away from Northguy3, Pops?

Are you trying to take the Dumbass-of-the-Day Title away from Northguy3, Pops?

Wissy, that award has been granted to you in perpetuity. Like your idol Rmoney will some day be a god on his very own planet, you are, and always shall be, God of the Moronosphere.

Luke never even met Jesus, so who cares what he says

Stick to figuring out the 12 months of the year, stupid. They're the same in Minnisota as the other 56 States.

Is every single teabagger a god damned idiot?

Luke never even met Jesus, so who cares what he says

#128 | Posted by Lipzoidial

He sang about Plastic Jesus when his Maw died.

#113
North. That wasn't Bay.

No, North. Rev. Wright was lumping
all Americans together when he made those
speeches.
So you are basically saying that whatever happens in America, like Obama's election or 9-11, or the Iraq war are every American's responsibility? If I say "God damn Bush and Rice for ignoring those 50 warnings, or even God damn Clinton for not going after bin laden" your response is, "No, it was my fault"? It's nice to see you taking responsibility Bay, but honest, no one holds you responsible for 9-11.
#113 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

lmao, were you thinking about and missing me?....xoxoxoxo....

"#10 O'de Nooner."

"Don't you mean Eau de Nooner? Don't try and rise above your station.
#23 | Posted by northguy3"

"No Northgay #23 that is not what I meant. O'de is what I mean (as in over dose). Now back to your station bucky.
#24 | Posted by gracieamazed"

I can't believe you pikers just let this one go. Especially you Wisgod. Have you gone soft, or have you taken a liking to the Cracker County Cameltoes? I thought you were better than that.

Is anyone here Italian? Please let me know if you are. I can't stand Italians.

#131. I thought I told you to get your dirt out of the bossmans yard, luke

"Is every single teabagger a god damned idiot?
#130 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

Affirmative Lipz. Start an IV with D5W and transport immediately.

"you can't fix drunk and bulletproof balcony walkers, they have to learn for themselves that they are not spiderman"

#124 | Posted by baysideinpc

True. It's just still tragic to me when some college
kid falls off a balcony because they're drunk. They
don't even live to regret it.

"Cracker County Cameltoes?"

Shouldn't those words each begin with "K"...?

Didn't you morons get KKKarl's tweet about NO MORE REV WRITE mentions?

He's still working on the tricky LDS Racism thing and you bringing up stuff that can be refuted with Romney being head of the church and actually PREACHING real racism HIMSELF ain't gonna go over big!!!

For now just follow standard procedure and pick out grammar and spelling errors. They're working hard on a better rebuttal, but until then have faith!!!!

I can't believe you pikers just let this one go. Especially you Wisgod. Have you gone soft, or have you taken a liking to the Cracker County Cameltoes? I thought you were better than that.

#134 | Posted by mOntecOre

I was too busy beating Northguy like a retarded step son. I'll get my mind right, boss.

Here I sit, we had the void dire, now we are waiting to see who will sit on jury. Juvenile court

"Shouldn't those words each begin with "K"...?
#140 | Posted by Danforth"

As any one knows from my posting history, I like to keep it classy.

#138 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

it is an awful tragedy, and totally preventable.. families suffer beyond words

As any one knows from my posting history, I like to keep it classy.
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-07 04:33 PM

Like your idol Rupaul? You sick freak...

How many Catholics are held accountable for everything their priest said and did?

Scientology is what Joseph Smith would have invented had he only been able to get the quality pharaceutical products L. Ron Hubbard had access to.

Can you imagine: Space rockets, golden plates in a SPACE HELMET instead of a hat and seer stones with that double as killer ray guns, not to mention cool alien overlords that are racists as well as diabolical volcano-nuking evil bastards.

I better keep quiet about alien overlords. After all, that is exactly what Mitt Romney is going to be when he get his Godhood and his own planet to lord over.

(Shit, you really can't make this shit up, can you. The truth is ALWAYS better than fiction any day!!)

"#147 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Oh look, little CoCo. Unbidden, but like the dutiful little balllicker he is, he comes running when his master arrives.

Anyone ever notice the parallel between Zenu's use of giant cinema screens to brainwash the Thetans and the use of videos in the LDS Endowment Ceremony?

Old L. Ron didn't miss a damned thing, did he?

#151
Bay. That is an awesome weather
phenomenon!
Thanks for sharing!

Did you know that all women who have never been married in the LDS church automatically go into a giant pool of 'spirit wives' after they die and are apportioned out to newly minted Gods for their new planets? How else did you think Mitt is going to get his 40 billion virgins after he attains Godhood.

And don't worry, ladies. Mitt will have a body in his Godhood so you will be physically as well as spiritually fucked.

#154 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

yea, it is awesome, and very cool that weather geeks love it...I want to get a pic like that...

"Never would a CHRISTIAN Church say G.D. America."

What a marooooon. His sermon was a parallel to a passage in Luke.

#108 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-07 03:40 PM | Reply | Flag: THINKS MIA'S ANGRY BIRD AT THE SUPERBOWL WAS A PARALLEL TO THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT

Honey I'm home. Monte becuase you care it's Lobster Cakes tonight for dinner. Publix had claw meat on sale. And I looked, Luke made no referenace to this.

Oh look, little CoCo. Unbidden, but like the dutiful little balllicker he is, he comes running when his master arrives.

#152 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-07 04:55 PM |

WTF does that even mean? You role playing with the wife again Monteboy? You classing it up ala Rupaul? Or is she wearing the dress tonight? You know, to change things up...

Oh Bay, here we go again. Wonder who will make Eagle this year when the baby hatches?

#7
Shepard.
I read the highlights of his testimony
seems he says a lot of doom and gloom
with out any solutions. Not sure how he
can say the fed's policy has a "modest"
effect on Treasury notes. Looks like we
will be headed into a dd recession.

#158
Sounds delish
What time should we be over
for dinner?
:)

Bella anytime you and yours visit this way, you name the time and I will cook! And then Bay will cook you good old fashion Southern food.

I was too busy beating Northguy like a retarded step son.

#142 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-07 04:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Geez, I'm sorry I missed that. And I'm sorry for what your step-parents did to you. But it does explain a lot.

Gracie that would be a fun time no doubt!
You have a nice evening and enjoy the
Lobster cakes.

Gracie that would be a fun time no doubt!
You have a nice evening and enjoy the
Lobster cakes.
#166 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

have a good evening bella, don't do NOTHIN'!

#156
Bay I hope you do!
Have a good evening.

#167
Yes ma'am!
(sending a salute)
:)

J.H.C. The democrats have having a she-at fit becuase a bill is out there to PREVENT food stamps from buying Candy, Cokes, Chips and Gum. The horror, could it be worse? Oh yes, another bill is to prevent the use of the GOV issued debit card to be used to buy booze, smokes or to gamble with.

I am ashamed I tell you ashamed. Where does the GOV get off telling people what to eat, drink, smoke or gamble. What? You say public housing should be smoke free? Heck everyone is entitled to a cell phone don't you know? An Obama cel phone with 250 anytime minutes. What a great country.

#170 J.H.C.

Wasn't somebody just bitching and whining about taking the Lord's name in vain? Oh yeah, it was Grazingdazed.

God, I love them sunshine christians.

#171 Did it come with instructions on how to remove your head from your ass?

Jiminy H. Cricket

Black History Month. Got to love it. The news opens with black people complaining about freedom of choice being removed from their gov supplied food stamp and debit cards and ending with how there is opportunities for minorities if they work for it (what a concept).

Jiminy H. Cricket

Yeah, sure Grazie. Jesus H Christ, you meant, before you got busted. Sunshine christians, what's not to love?

Sorry Northgay, wrong again. But carry on you are entertaining in an odd sort of way.

Jiminy H. Cricket

#172 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

What's the 'H.' stand for?

For Jesus H. Christ, I always assumed it stood for Herman. And don't smile at me upside down. It's god damn creepy. =P

I always thought the H was a latinization of the letter J. Jesus' dad was named Joseph. So I always assumed that was his middle name. So Jesus Joseph Christ. Or in Spanish Jesus Jose Christ where the J in Jose is pronounced like an English H. Which in English would make Jesus H Christ.

No citation necessary.

Know what I love about Dish Network? Monster In Law in on again in case anyone missed it the first million times.

#178 | POSTED BY BRADFORDWINSTON

Interesting explanation.

I'm sticking with Herman.

#180 Honkers? (:

Shit or is it :)

:)

#182 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

That's more like it. (;

^5 #183.

Winston -- What is the origin of senor Christ 'on a popsicle stick?'

That's easy. Going back to ancient times the word 'popsicle stick' has always been slang for the Cross.