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Tosser got squished by a camel, so...first!

Go Giants.

Have a White and Delightsome Sunday!!!!

Tosser got squished by a camel, so...first!

How childish. tch tch tch

Have a White and Delightsome Sunday!!!!

#3 | Posted by axe
Whats with all the white shit from you? is your name axe or ass?

Will it be truly super?

Patron,

You need to educate yourself about your new would-be God and President.

White and Delightsome is what all good negros and native Americans get to be if they convert to Mormanism!!!

Their skin actually turns WHITE if they convert. You can't make this shit up.

In 3 Nephi 2:15. the passage reads:

"And their curse was taken from them, and their skin became white like unto the Nephites."

That the context refers to skin color is verified by a number of LDS leaders including Joseph Smith. Mormon author George D. Smith notes that Joseph Smith was given a revelation which foretold of a day when intermarriage with the Lamanites would produce a white and delightsome posterity. George Smith wrote, "This unpublished 17 July 1831 revelation was described three decades later in an 1861 letter from W.W. Phelps to Brigham Young quoting Joseph Smith: `It is my will, that in time, ye should take unto you wives of the Lamanites and Nephites, that their posterity, may become white, delightsome and just.' In the 8 December 1831 Ohio Star, Ezra Booth wrote of a revelation directing Mormon elders to marry with the `natives'" (Sunstone, November 1993, footnote #5, pg. 52).

Second LDS President Brigham Young stated in 1859, "You may inquire of the intelligent of the world whether they can tell why the aborigines of this country are dark, loathsome, ignorant, and sunken into the depths of degradation ...When the Lord has a people, he makes covenants with them and gives unto them promises: then, if they transgress his law, change his ordinances, and break his covenants he has made with them, he will put a mark upon them, as in the case of the Lamanites and other portions of the house of Israel; but by-and-by they will become a white and delightsome people" (Journal of Discourses 7:336).

At the October 1960 LDS Church Conference, Spencer Kimball utilized 2 Nephi 30:6 when he stated how the Indians "are fast becoming a white and delightsome people." He said, "The [Indian] children in the home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and sisters in the hogans on the reservation" (Improvement Era, December 1960, pp. 922-3).

During the same message Kimball referred to a 16-year-old Indian girl who was both LDS and "several shades lighter than her parents..." He went on to say, "These young members of the Church are changing to whiteness and to delightsomeness. One white elder jokingly said that he and his companion were donating blood regularly to the hospital in the hope that the process might be accelerated."

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Face it folks, Willard is already guaranteed to be a GOD after he passes. He might as will get in some practice by being President for a while.

Who wants the God of an entire planet to come into the job with no experience? That would be like a community organizer getting elected President!!

Give your next God some experience, Vote Willard!!!

Vote Willard!!!

His first presidential address will include converting all viewers to Mormonism.

Vote Willard. He doesn't just think he's God, he knows for sure he is one!!!

WTF, why is Hairy Reid (D-Doorstop) ignoring 30 jobs bills passed in the House?

Because not a god damned one of them would actually create any jobs. Most, in fact, would destroy existing jobs.

White and Delightsome is what all good negros and native Americans get to be if they convert to Mormanism!!!

#7 | Posted by axe at 2012-02-05 01:36 PM
Must not work well, He was Governor of MA. , and the lady attacking the kid on the bus was still black. But don't worry the Republicans are not going to win anyway so you won't change color.

Are you a procrastinator? Do you always put off the important things until it is too late?

Well, the most important thing is the eternal well-being of your immortal soul and until now you always had to worry about will it be saved in time?

With most religions you gotta do some shit or say some magic words BEFORE YOU DIE. You can be a real bastard right up to your death bed but you still got time to do the business.

But what happens if you get hit by a truck before you get around to the important saving shit?

Well with Mormanism, you don't have any worries. You can be a bad ass bank rober, serial rapist, child-molesting bastard or even a Republican your whole life, die without being saved and still have all eternity to get converted in the afterlife. There are millions of dead Mormon Elders wandering around the afterlife converting folks just like you.

And they are very meticulous about baptism as well. Especially for bad ass evil bastards (ask Bundy and Mengele).

So NO WORRIES. Vote Willard!!!

Hear the Boaz? You get a chance to be white even after you die!

Racism isn't a problem in America anymore. That's not to say that there is no more racism here but that there is enough opportunity for anybody to succeed no matter what their skin tone.

#20 AMEN. I am so tired of race being used as a crutch.

I am so tired of race being used as a crutch.

When the indolent and poor use race as a crutch, it's a flaw.

When the incompetent and cowardly use religion as a crutch, it's a virtue.

Makes perfect sense.

#22 Not what I said. But I agree with you. Your go.

#23 Clears it.......I said the first part never intended to second part.

#23 Clears it.......I said the first part never intended to second part.

Are you drunk?

Hey Dr Icepick..........I cleared up what my post meant. Chillax.

Swarthy Italian men give me the creeps.

No citation needed.

Hey Icedick,
No one thinks that institutionalized racism is a virtue except libtards.

Dr. Asslick is just grumpy because what he thought was his first underarm hair was lint from his Spider man under-roo's.

Anybody donate to the Newtster?

"Gingrich also reported paying a sizable amount to himself and his companies, which his spokesman said amounted to reimbursements for campaign expenses.

The campaign paid $67,000 to Gingrich Productions, led by his wife, Callista Gingrich, for “web hosting” and “e-mail hosting.” The Gingrich campaign paid the candidate $47,000 for a political donor list"

Only a stupid Republican would pay 67 grand for a website and only a greedy Republican would pay himself 47 grand for his own email list.

I expect that if he every debated Obama, he'd have to stop every 15 minutes so his vocal chords could invoice his brain and his lungs could invoice his vocal chords, while his brain invoiced his lungs.

Swarthy Italian men give me the creeps.
No citation needed.

#29 | POSTED BY BRADFORDWINSTON

That's the power of the freedom of choice, your husband doesn't need to be a swarthy Italian man. Welcome to America.

No citation needed.

Republicans believe they aren't racist because they say they aren't.

They also believe people believe them when they claim to care about anyone other than themselves.

@34
It's because we believe in judging a person by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.

As to the other, I can only speak for myself, but I don't give a flying fuck what a piece of shit like you thinks about me. :)

Now Clownshack it's not nice to generalize. it's super bowl Sunday and all.

Democratic politicians are slave masters, democratic voters are slaves.

They push a welfare mindset to keep the slaves dependant on handouts, for the dem victory is a handout, not a hand up.

Report to jury duty tomorrow morning. We took a poll a few Nooner's ago. The #1 excuse to the judge was: Your honor I need to be excused becuase I have a Nooner scheduled. (:

I hope republicans choke on their superbowl snacks.

heeeeeeeey gracie, hey rex..............

Hey Bayside!

Hey Bay.

Obama and Reggie Love are going to use every second of that 30 minute half time.

Nick Diaz was so upset over Madonna being picked to do the half time that he quit MMA.

Madonna PROMISED no malfunctions during half time. Meh.......I got the brian bleach ready just in case.

No one thinks that institutionalized racism is a virtue except libtards.

#30 | Posted by Huguenot

No citation necessary.

Does it count as being racist if I don't like Italians? Especially muscular Italians with swarthy skin and loud voices and pushy manners? We used to employ an Italian gardener but over my ex-wife's protests we had to let him go due to his strong breath.

No citation necessary.

It's because we believe in judging a person by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.

Given that white skin is a prerequisite to be a Republican (except the token blacks like Cain and Watts), and the content of your average Republican is worse than the contents of a septic tank, there's really nothing to brag about Huggiebear.

"Hear the Boaz? You get a chance to be white even after you die!"

That from axe, the quickest one to accuse others of racism.

"Does it count as being racist if I don't like Italians?"

Nah! Take it from a northeasterner: it means you are either Irish, Polish or Jewish, not racist. And the Italians would back me up on that.

Axe: "Hear the Boaz? You get a chance to be white even after you die!"

Diablo: That from axe, the quickest one to accuse others of racism.

Because pointing out the racist heritage of the Mormon theology is EXACTLY the same thing as holding racist beliefs?

Nuance is just not yer thing, is it?

Be Well.

"Because pointing out the racist heritage of the Mormon theology is EXACTLY the same thing as holding racist beliefs?"

That is a far different thing than what axe posted, Spud. Hey! My Rangers beat Philly today!!!

That is a far different thing than what axe posted

Boaz, who is black and will prolly vote Republican reflexively for Mittens, doesn't deserve to know what low esteem his potential next President's religion holds him in?

Cos that's the point to Axe's posts there.

It's pretty clear.

Spud. Hey! My Rangers beat Philly today!!!

Sweet, those cheesesteak eatin' goons needed a good thrashing!

Getting a li'l big fer their britches they were.

Be Well.

Dethspud, why do you call him Mittens? It is so condescending. His name is Mitt. Mittens are what you wear on your hands when go out skiing. Do you like skiing? I spent christmas in Aspen.

Back in the day I was in the movie Black Sunday part of which was filmed at the Orange Bowl. Kids candy compared to the high stakes games of security these days.

Hey there Gracie

BELLA (((HUGS))) Welcome back!

#56
(((HUGS))) back at ya!
First time I've been able to sit upright in a week.
Watching Lego Clutch Powers with my son. No Super Bowl
at my house.

Food is out. I am hiding in the bedroom. Split screen with the Puppy Bowl and Super Bowl.

Dethspud, why do you call him Mittens? It is so condescending.

Is that better or worse than "noted vulture capitalist, Rmoney"

His name is Mitt.

No, his first name is Willard.

"Mitt" is only his middle name.

Be Well.

So happy you are feeling better. Bay did a drive by earlier.

hey bella !!! so nice to see you !!

#58
The Puppy Bowl is worth watching.
Love the Boxer named Salem and the Catahoula
Sweetie Pie.

bella, hope you aren't hosting a super bowl party, and doing too much...let the others do it!

I love Lucy......And good evening Bay!!

It's the humping puppy bowl...........LOL

#61
Hey there Bay.
Glad to be somewhat functioning.
How are you?

hey gracie...I hear my girl cheering in the other room !! must be something good for eli...holy crap, did you see the price of tix to that game?...

#63
Bay, we're not football fans so no party here.
I wouldn't be up to that anyway.
Hoping to get in to see an orthopedic and
neurologist this week. Multiple cortisone
shots and much opiates later and still the
pain continues. Going to get an MRI to see
what going on. Pain meds don't touch the
neuro pain and the cortisone shots did
nothing.

#66 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

I'm doing well bella, been thinking mighty heavy about your family these days, and gracie and I were really worried about you too...hanging in there, girl

#68 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

dang girl, you be very careful how you move and all, hope you get really good dr's too, that is worth gold....just don't do NOTHIN'...such a precarious situation you are in...

#69
Thanks Bay. You and Gracie have been so thoughtful.
I'm hanging in there. I hope you both make it
though Super Bowl Sunday.
:)

Bay what are you doing?

I'm cooking, gracie, baked a ham, sweet potatoes, blueberry cobbler...you chillin'?

Yeah. Report for jury duty in the am, hope they pick me. Fry them all...

Yeah. Report for jury duty in the am, hope they pick me. Fry them all...

#74 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

hope you don't have to sit there all day before they get to you, that is miserable time spent

I am #273, I will be there all day........:)

Later all.
Have a good evening.

Nite Bella, don't stay away as long next time.

Later all.
Have a good evening.

#77 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

goodnight bella, you take care, we're thinking about ya....

It's a damn shame what has happened to the Nooner.

Yuuup.

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