Oh, and they baptized Ted Bundy too (using his birth name Theodore Robert Cowell to avoid publicity).

And Josef Mengele.

And even President Obama's dear old deceased Muslim daddy and other African family members.

Don't worry, they're now unbaptized. Uhahahahah! Every unbaptism is just as valid as every baptism. Bill Mahr will unbaptized the planet soon. OMG! We're all going to hell and it's all Bill Mahr's fault!

For all those that like to laugh at this ... here's the kicker. What you never hear about is that the person being retro-baptized has to *accept* it on the other end.

Granted... Mormons think, "Well why WOULDN'T they accept it." But the rule is still there. So it's not like "Dunk and Done"... those "on the other side" could still give the Mormons a big "FU" and go on their merry way.

Jimmy,

There are all those dead Mormon missionaries out there in the afterlife converting all those dead Catholics, Baptists, Jews and Muslims. That's why the live Mormons have to do the proxy baptisms.

They REALLY do believe this stuff. And if the Rturds get their way, one of the bishops of the LDS Church will be out next president. (Why do I always want to type that as LSD Church?)

I'm sure their souls are on a superluminal rocket voyage to Kolob as we speak...

When Gomer Greentooth of Sheepdip Alabama finds out the Mormons have baptized every one of his dead Baptist relatives be might not be too impressed by the underwear boy but there is always the "Mark of Cain" gospel to pacify him.

After all, the GOP has always been the "White and Delightsome" party.

There are all those dead Mormon missionaries out there in the afterlife converting all those dead Catholics, Baptists, Jews and Muslims. That's why the live Mormons have to do the proxy baptisms.

So even after I die I have to deal with those fuckers knocking on my door on weekend mornings?

JPW,

Not only that but the Jehovah's Witnesses, Moonies, jihading Moooslims, Mary Kay saleswomen and Cthultu and his buddies.

and Bob Dole is still gonna try to sell you Viagara in the afterlife too.

#8 | Posted by axe
Thats funny, Bob Dole was the final touch.

The Mormons took a hit a while back when they got a tremendous amount of flak for "baptising" Jews murdered during the Holocaust.

The LDS church takes the basic premises of Christianity - themselves, in my view, highly questionable (to put it mildly) - and adds to that mix a kind of coloring book/comic book quality probably more appropriate to a child's nursery than adult life.

Baptizing the the dead is just scratching the surface.

Showing the utmost respect for the founders is what the Mormons did with this action. They are to be admired for that. Would that the socialist/liberals today showed as much respect for the founder....or any respect at all for that matter.

"Showing the utmost respect for the founders is what the Mormons did with this action."

Horseshit.

They dragged the dead into their religion is what they did.

Kind of like those Christians who appropriate the prophets of the Old Testament.

We did not appropriate them, doc. We still think of them as Jewish and very, very much appreciate them.
Why do you always stoop to angry nonsense?

Diarrhea,

You do realize the the Mormons are polytheistic and not only do not believe in the Holy Trinity, up until a few years ago they explicitly mocked the trinity in their Temple services. The had a 'minister' spouting off about the 'father, son and holy ghost' alongside the dude dressed as Satan to indoctrinate the faithful to avoid the wrong path.

Another interesting thing: Satan has a much larger speaking part in their service than either Jesus or the Father. Satan even instructs them when to put on their aprons.

You really cannot make this shit up!!!

Mitt Romney is pretty much guaranteed to be a GOD when he dies. This is Mormon doctrine and is never challenged.

Mitt, having attained the highest position in the LDS Church that is possible without being the equivalent of Cardinal or Pope (think Archbishop or maybe a bit higher), has almost certainly been given the Second Endowment.

The Second Endowment is a super secret ritual given only to select Mormons that is pretty much a guaranteed GODHOOD in the afterlife, complete with far more than 40 virgins and YOUR OWN PLANET to rule.

Oh, and it means that he can do no wrong in his mortal life from that point on. It's a sure-in to Godhood, no matter how badly he lives from now one.

So you folks waiting for Armageddon be sure and vote for Mitt. He's you man for nuclear obliteration of Jerusalem and your Rapture. He probably even has a red cow in that dog carrier on the top of his station wagon.

After all, Willard might even by your GOD in your afterlife. I wonder what his planet is called?

Oh, and it means that he can do no wrong in his mortal life from that point on. It's a sure-in to Godhood, no matter how badly he lives from now one.

Sounds like becoming a "made man" in the mob.

Spud's fave is where Smith said black people come from.

That some lulzy shit.

Well, racist shit as well to be sure but so incredibly dumb one can't really take it seriously.

Be Well.

"You do realize the the Mormons are polytheistic and not only do not believe in the Holy Trinity, up until a few years ago they explicitly mocked the trinity in their Temple services. The had a 'minister' spouting off about the 'father, son and holy ghost' alongside the dude dressed as Satan to indoctrinate the faithful to avoid the wrong path.

Another interesting thing: Satan has a much larger speaking part in their service than either Jesus or the Father. Satan even instructs them when to put on their aprons.

You really cannot make this shit up!!!"

Axe, even for you that is an amazing screed of bigotry. I go by what Jesus said: By their fruits you know them. The Mormons are some of the finest people I have ever known. They live cleanly and honestly. I can give no higher praise. BTW, I say this about religious Jews as well.

"I go by what Jesus said: By their fruits you know them. "

Okay: this guy posthumously baptized someone who he knew was foursquare against it.

How would you feel if a family member did that to your parent?

DA Blow knows no shame. He will suck Willard's balls 24/7 between now and November.

He's just that kind of whore.

DA Blow, if I'm not mistaken, is one of the bottomdwellers here that frequently parrots the 'Whitey-Reverend Whosits' tripe so favored by racist scum as a dig at President Obama.

Now he is accusing me of bigotry for pointing out that Willard's church, of which he was the equivalent of an Archbishop and actually LED THE SERVICES had as a prominent part of their Temple Services and actor portraying a Christian Minister and belittling the Christian faith in the Trinity (God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost).

Granted, they may have hidden that practice today and actively lie about it when asked, but Willard is old enough to have been leading Temple rituals back when this was a major part of their doctrine and was a very prominent part of the Temple ceremony. This is a bit more serious than Obama supposedly attending a black church which may have had a bigoted minister.

Mitt Romney was the HEAD of his church, and will be a GOD some day thanks to it. Remember this next time DA Blow or Snippy or Smurpy talks about the Whitey Tapes.

Any Mormons on here? Of whatever degree of devoutness?

Seriously, what gives here?

Any Mormons on here? Of whatever degree of devoutness?
Seriously, what gives here?
#21 | Posted by TheTom at 2012-02-05 11:50 PM

I speak on behalf of all Mormon and Merman. We, the people of the Salty Lake do hereby baptize and re-dedicate all non-Mormon dead and living as Mormon dead and living. We in particular require your Black Jews for the upcoming Presidential debates. That is all.. for now.

We did not appropriate them, doc. We still think of them as Jewish and very, very much appreciate them.
#13 | Posted by Diablo

Of course they've been appropriated - incorporated into a particular population without their consent is appropriation.

Your condescension is odious.