What do you think Sarah Palin will name her next kid?

Musket, Mooseknuckle, or Corky?

First to say 'Happy Friday!'

Mooseknuckle is more of a nickname.

You could name your kid Corky and still call him Mooseknuckle.

Friday...this is my first weekend being "on-call". Yay for promotions. Oh and libs can bite me.

The Brazilian dating ads I'm seeing lately are threatening my marriage. Homina homina.

That effing t-shirt ad gets my wife's attention more than mine.

#6 Meh. All I see is an ad for 2.9% Mortgage and Obama tee shirts. And while you have graced us RCADE please check your e mail. Mucho thanks!!

The Brazilian dating ads I'm seeing lately are threatening my marriage. Homina homina.

#6 | POSTED BY RCADE

This is for you own good, Rogers. Because I care.

#9 That's a mexican skank, not a Brazilian. Qualitative difference.

Some interesting statistics from Investor's Daily. Showing why American Republicans are the best!

% of Republicans engaging in pedophilia or beastiality 47%
% of eleeted Republicans doing so 97%

% of Republican males involved in necrophilia 72%
% of Republican females doing so 68%

% of Republicans believing everything that hits their inbox 56%
% of Republicans believing emails as long as they attack Obama 107%

% of Republican males believing fellating a millionaire is lucky 65%
% of Republican males who have done so "just in case" 95%

JeffJ

Friday...this is my first weekend being "on-call".
#5 | Posted by justanoversight

You'll be needed-fry cooks end to get stoned on the weekends.

#9 That's a mexican skank, not a Brazilian.

#10 | POSTED BY RHINOMAXIMUS

I understand. However, she's close enough to qualify for what we call "fantasy corruption"

I think the name “Mitt” inspires confidence. Like someone you maybe once hung out with at the college fraternity. Or the guy you sometimes play a set of tennis with at the Country Club and then go meet up with the wives for cocktails. It is a very reassuring name. I bet most people with that name own plenty of knit shirts and drive nice cars.
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Bradforth Paisleypants Suckdicksalot displays the proper parrot-speak of the new 'Power of the Pants' (tm) DR Rturd.

The rest of you slackers better get those lips sewn to the underwear or you'll make Jesus cry and risk the wrath of the Babbler.

The United States would be a more civil society if we had royalty, like they do in England. Nobles and Dukes and Earls. People would have to bow politely. There would be much less crass discourse. (A hundred years ago, my great great grandfather, Sir Randolph had a lovely estate outside London.) A society has greater structure and better manners when everyone knows where they stand on social peerage ladder.

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I think the name â€Å"Mitt” inspires confidence.

Brad-the name "Mitt" does convey the upper crust lifestyle you point to. However, it strikes me as the "cool guy"'s wingman's name. You know, the guy in the passenger seat of the Vette convertible who has to give up the ride so that Buffy can go cruising down to the yacht club with the driver. Somebody with a name like "Barry", or dare I say it, "Brad". "Mitt"'s the guy that ends up with the slightly overweight brunette with the round glasses and just a hint of overbite. The one that does Buffy's homework for her so she can do Brad.

We gotta come up with a term for Rmoney's water carriers here on the DR.

Probably shouln't use the name "Willard's Water Carriers" because there is actually a snake oil product called "Willard's Water" (I'm not making this up, go look).

Fruits of the Loom doesn't really work.

Panty Pushers is a bit obtuse.

Billionaires' Ball Polishers has the ring of truth to it.

Willard's Lackeys?

What do you call a teabagger that has sunk so low as to parroting 24/7 for a candidate that is about as anti-Tea Party Principles as it is possible to be without being Obama?

What do you think Sarah Palin will name her next kid?

Now that she's moved out of Alaska, I'm thinking "free Throw", Slam dunk" or maybe "Kobe".

We gotta come up with a term for Rmoney's water carriers here on the DR.

Willard's Witless Wannabees"?

Wankers For Willard?

TGIF Peeps!

Northguy

You do make an interesting observation in #17. It is worth thinking about. Mitt does sound like the name of someone who would make a good wingman. I believe we need a good wingman. We need somebody who can do Buffy's homework for her, while we are upstairs having sex with her. This is among the more insightful reasons why I think all of us should support Mitt this campaign cycle.

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when i hear mitt i think catcher. lol

Roseanne Barr to run for President - Yet another down on their luck, slipping ratings, burned out, has been liberal mocking the country that enriched them and refusing to leave.

The women's movement should be protesting loudly. Goofballs like Barr and Peegloosi give the movement a bad name. The only thing they have going for them is their ability to humiliate themselves.

Of course not much difference between her and Duh One. He is touted as the smartest person in the world, but refuses to show proof. His actions say otherwise. She's a dumb as a box of rocks and no proof is needed. Her actions speak for themselves. Voting for her or Duh One would be a simple matter of using a dart board.

Yet another down on their luck, slipping ratings, burned out, has been mocking the country that enriched them and refusing to leave.

Drop the "liberal" Gracie and you've described Newt and Sanitarium to a tee.

Miss Amazed

Wouldn't you agree that having someone with the name Mitt elected president would be very reassuring? As Northguy pointed out, the name Mitt is evocative of a trustworthy wingman. The kind of guy it would be nice to have an Old Fashioned or a Tom Collins with after nine holes at the club. What do you think?

Sorry but Newt and Rick are 100 times the better person Roseanne could ever want to be. After her little Anthem joke the beotch can and will rot in hell, she is no real Amecian #31 becuase I know real Americans. Or something like that.... (:

Brad-actually I see Mitt as more of a tennis guy. You know, sweater tied around his neck, ironed shorts (but not too short!)carrying Barry's racquet for him, while glancing sideways at all the girls he's never going to get in their short little skirts.

Sadly, down the road I see balding, weight gain,unachieved dreams, gallons of Scotch, and ogling all his teenage daughter's friends. All ending in a murder-suicide or face down in the pool after an OD on his cheating wife's sleeping pills. Then again, maybe I'm thinking of Vernon.

Ok #34 That ia enough thinking for you pal....Boaderline fixated!!! None the less funny.

Northguy, you have Mitt all wrong. Someone with the name Mitt will always remain slim and healthy. And such a man would never be so gauche as to be an alcoholic or ogle teenagers. No, you have it all wrong. Mitt is the kind of man who ages gracefully, has a slight tint of grey in his otherwise dark and full set of hair, and is very patient when teaching the grandsons how to use a croquet mallet. He is one of us. Not one of them.

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Sadly, down the road I see balding, weight gain,unachieved dreams, gallons of Scotch, and ogling all his teenage daughter's friends. All ending in a murder-suicide or face down in the pool after an OD on his cheating wife's sleeping pills. Then again, maybe I'm thinking of Vernon.
#34 | Posted by northguy3

That good? What an improvement! Hey, buddy, from your lips to God's ears.
~ Vermin

The Empty Vessel: Mitt Romney, A Life?

Where's the daily "Conservatives Sure Is Stupid And RACISTS LOLOL!!1!" thread?

Skizmark and Monst "The Truth Will Out" Woman sure are dropping the ball this fine Friday afternoon.

Doc Sarvis

You are such a stupid man. I don't know why you are allowed to post on this blog. Mitt Romney an empty vessel? Just you wait and see. He has big plans for America. His progressive views on tax cuts and on how to reorganize struggling businesses will make us lots of money. Try not to be so stupid.

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"It looks like the end of the road for Newt Gingrich.

I really really hope not.

Axe, re: #19. They're called "Retort's conservatives".

Brad-I'm afraid we'll have to agree to disagree. The headlines " Local businessman "Mitt" Smith arrested in Underage Hooker sting" or "Mitt's Fit: Local banker Dies in Bloody Shootout with Police. Wife and children still missing" just seem to write themselves.

Well, well, well, I see Brainfart Marlboro is back at it.

After a succesful engagement at the Peoria School for the Mentally Challenged, where he taught conservative theory to deaf mutes, he was so gratified with himself that he has decided to inflict hmself on people that can actually read and speak.

His message seems to have lost some of it's initial zest, but what the hell, teabaggers are not concerned with actual facts, they just want to feel good about themselves.

Bradforth Fudgepackington,

As point man for Willard's Wankers, how do you feel the nation should view the unfortunate Dog in Rooftop Carrier incident? Is the patented Fuck Snooze "Look....something shiny" ploy going to be enough?

Absolutely unrelated to anything political or personal insults, I found this product description too funny not to post-it's for a plastic welder:

This hot-blast plastic welding gun is applied to defense forces extensively Facility project of the thing, defending the degenerate worker, electroplating, pharmacy industry and agricultural Village, fish village, island, etc. The plastics of place, project install PVC, and farm implements are made and repaired by the seeds of apparatus. Weld the ideal tool processed to various Kinds of hot plasticity plastics.
Can weld the hot plasticity material
Can go on and take shape to hot plasticity material, crooked with sealing
Can dry up the surface got wet by water
Can make hot sleeve pipe of contracting ect membrane, bring and make mold's part not to shrink
Can unfreeze the frozen water pipe
Can melt and have viscidity material and format the glue that solvent dissolve
Can light flammable things

I was making love and I noticed santorum had leaked out all over the place, so i called the maid in and beat the shit out of her. I wasn't her fault but it made me feel better.

I need to go check my tee-time. How come when i fart, it never makes a sound anymore?

---Brainfart Marlboro-----

You are such a stupid man.
#41 | Posted by BradfordWinston

Piss off, or risk being taunted a second-a time.

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#41 | Posted by BradfordWinston

According to the Bible he that is now first shall later be last. And he who is now last shall later be first. But you notice it say anything about the rest of the people who are in the middle. Think about it.

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whoooooooohoooooooooooooo, holder goes all gangsta all up in the congressional hoc...boy, to be from the biggest thug town in the country,bar none, holder and stringbean sure are thin skinned individuals, and by thin skinned, I mean cryfuckingbabies... you so much as look crosseyed at either one of them, and they go all like fuck this shit, and have a big old tantrum

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Baseball season, already?

But you notice it say anything about the rest of the people who are in the middle. Think about it.

Here's the way I see it, Brad. The ones who WERE first will get so depressed being last, they'll just fade back. The ones who are NOW first but were LAST are inexperienced, will get confused, make a mistake and lose their position while the ones in the middle will just keep chugging along, passing the former lasts who were then firsts, while the firsts who are now last will be lying at the side of the road, bemoaning their fate.

#53 | Posted by truthhurts

who are you pullin' for in the sb?

here's my cipherin'. The line is pats and 2.5, last time i checked.

I'd like for the giants to win. Seems most people would like the giants to win.

The last pat sb wins were all by 3 pts. So for that reason i would bet on the pats and be happy with a 2 pt giant win.

If the giants can get to brady, mess up his timing....giants win. If brady has a few seconds to find recievers, pats win big.

Lincecum!

Fuck yeah!

Didn't someone say 'Giants' and 'baseball?'

Fuck yeah!

Lipz - defense wins championships, huh? What happened two weeks ago? The Patriots, with the worst defense in the NFL beats Balti, one of the best defenses, and the Giants and their porous secondary beat the defensive stalwart Niners.

I think the Patriots will win this weekend, because the Giants have the better defense. I couldn't care less, though. Both teams pretty much suck.

"The line is pats and 2.5, last time i checked.
#57 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

Huh? Your giving 2.5 points to the Patriots? You got it backwards - the Pats are 2.5-3 point favorites. You can take the Giants and get the 2.5-3 points. I hope your husband doesn't let you around the family wallet.

"The last pat sb wins were all by 3 pts. So for that reason i would bet on the pats and be happy with a 2 pt giant win.
#57 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

You would lose your bet.

"Look Monte you butt hole that was a doctored picture of me. Now STFU loser.
#243 | Posted by gracieamazed"

You lie. Doctored in what way? (By the way, the smarter response was to deny it was even you. Admitting it is a photo of you, even while claiming it was doctored, was a poor strategic maneuver.)

#62 Montecore Don't pisss me off. The comment on the Thursday nooner was not called for and once again for your dense littl man mind was doctored. I don't really care how many ways ya'all test the mod policy but keep up that nasty crap about me and then I will care very much. Now little Richard post until the nurse wheels you back to your room for supper and meds. Oh and Bless your heart.

#65 Keep it up (not litterly, we know you can't) but RCADE was very clear for the whole thing be let go.

Seriously, Gracie, I have no problem with you flagging my posts if you find them offensive, abusive, funny, or newsworthy (fat chance of that - and that was not a reference to you and your doctored photo).

If I break the rules, I will take my suspension without begging RCade to let me back early or trying to explain why I didn't really deserve it. It's really no big deal to me.

Now, how exactly are you claiming that photo of you is doctored?

Monte I will no longer discuss it, it's closed. If you do that is your choice.

OK, I'll let it go. For now.

But before I do, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, you may want to change your diet. Maybe cut out some fats, sugars, and anything with white flour. You will feel much better about yourself, I promise.

Toodle loo.

According to the Bible he that is now first shall later be last. And he who is now last shall later be first. But you notice it say anything about the rest of the people who are in the middle. Think about it.

No citation necessary.

#51 | Posted by BradfordWinston

According to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy you are an idiot to be avoided at all costs.

Think about it.

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Montecore

I might be hearing things.

Did some say they were going to roll a fat girl in flour and look for the wet spots?

Not sure. Ask the Cracker County Cowgirls.

Am I the only one around here who appreciates Bradfordwinston's posts? I'm getting the feeling I am.

Now Donner I though we were making progress on your pick up lines??? A set backwards? Oy, my work here is never done. (:

~~~thought~~~

"Ask the Cracker County Cows"

FTFY

Now Donner I though we were making progress on your pick up lines??? A set backwards? Oy, my work here is never done. (:

#75 | Posted by gracieamazed

Oh. It's you who was getting rolled!

No worries Gracie...I love Big Butts and I cannot lie.

Monte

I have feeling Brad is Eddie.

#79 Well if he wears tighty whities and shouts OH JANET I for one will know who it is.

Not a chance, Donnerboy. Eddie has three working brain cells, and that is at least two less than is necessary to create another identity.

While I am indeed flattered to be compared with Eddie, I must admit I am a different person. I only wish I had half his insight. I have noticed that many of the wisest posters here on the DR are given short shrift. Posters such as Eddie and Expsredemption. Or Fishpaw and Paneocon. As a recent poster on the DR I aspire to improve so that I can maintain intelligent conversations with such posters.

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"I only wish I had half his insight."

Oh, but you do.

And Glasshouse. Mustn't forget Glasshouse.

I aspire to improve so that I can maintain intelligent conversations

Brad is Data?

Donner-the best pickup lines for "ladies" like Graciedazed, or baybelly is "$10 with a condom or $20 without".

Not a chance, Donnerboy. Eddie has three working brain cells, and that is at least two less than is necessary to create another identity.

#81 | Posted by mOntecOre

yer prolly right...

"I only wish I had half his insight."

Oh, but you do.

#83 | Posted by Danforth

LOL!

"Oh, but you do."

Nicely rolled out, brilliantly played.
Kudos.

On Northgay, so original. Did you get that from Webby?

"On Northgay....
#88 | Posted by gracieamazed"

Well get off him. A man needs to breathe.

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Just finsih rolling 50 negimaki rolls for Super Bowl snacks.

Nobody cares lardass.

You must Jackass, you read it and made a comment. Someone who did not care would have never taken the time to do either.

I care enough to insult you and wish you misfortune.

Just so you know what bay was talking about.

#55 | POSTED BY WEBWRANGLER

wrong buttbreath...I'm talkin' bout here..just so you know

Webby that was me. Anywho.......Patriot called, she will be MIA here this weekend. She says it's ok to cry.

I wish all of you pc ladies would be MIA. RCADE already tried to get rid of Bayside. Too bad the vacation wasn't permanent. This place is for the liberals by the liberals. You don't belong!

#97 First Bay never went anywhere, I did. Second stifle. RCADE made it clear what he thought of you on the Nooner. And we are here to stay. Deal with it or not, your choice bucky.

#95 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC AT 2012-02-03 07:31 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
"Because you have been grossly incompetent in the way that you have prepared before coming to Congress, I think you should resign," said Rep. Raul Labrador, R-Idaho.

bbq'd a couple nice steaks for dinner. Great that it's still above freezing and didn't have to dig grill out from under the snow.

#100 LOL. This weekend will be the first ever the lawn needed mowing in February.

I wish all of you pc ladies would be MIA. RCADE already tried to get rid of Bayside. Too bad the vacation wasn't permanent. This place is for the liberals by the liberals. You don't belong!

#97 | POSTED BY JACKASS

lmao, don't waste a wish, and if you're gonna be wishing, wish for a brain...damn dude, wish for some clues too

#102 MABL....Bravo.

Cooked some nice ass steaks today. hope tomorrow i can afford a better cut. lol

Crap. Got everything done and come back and you all are poof, gone.

Am I the only one around here who appreciates Bradfordwinston's posts? I'm getting the feeling I am.

#74 | Posted by mOntecOre

Fuck no! Brad's awesome. I'd like to have a Manhattan or two with him after playing squash at eleven next Friday morning.

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RCADE made it clear what he thought of you on the Nooner. And we are here to stay. Deal with it or not, your choice bucky.

#98 | Posted by gracieamazed

You retards don't even know how to read what RCade wrote.

He told you to keep your outside web exploits to yourself, kindly ignoring the trail of your own personal info you have strewn across the web.

He also told you the Nooner isn't for three bitches from the same town to discuss the minutae of their lives. You are the dumbest fucks on here, and that is saying something.

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#108 If your anger management teacher told you it helps to write your feelings down and not take it out on your wife, well I for one am happy to help in your progress. Have a nice day dear.

Soon the PC skanks will obtain visitor status and will be gone for good. They don't belong and soon will be gone.

So Jackass do tell, who do you support for President and why?

Obama of course. He believes in taking from the haves like you and giving to the have-nots like myself. I've been waking up at 5:30 am for the last 12 years working hard at the same job and I'm still not in the 1%. It's about time I got my cut and I believe Obama is the man to help me do it. Once he get re-elected I'm going to use some of the money he takes from you and gives to me to buy a new truck and bigger boat.

#113 Priceless. The world needs more people like you. Go for it!!