In honor of Groundhog Day (the movie) I shall repost this treasured story:

Two bucolic brothers named Gorky and his more dim-witted brother Corky where sitting
around their run downed Florida trailer park one day with time on their hands.
The first brother Gorky suddenly had an idea to help pass the time while waiting for their gov't checks.

Gorky: Hey, let's play a game!
Corky: Okay.
Gorky: Let's play 20 questions.
Corky: How you play?
Gorky: Well I 'll think of something and write it down on this here piece of paper, put in my shirt
pocket and then you've got 20 questions to figure it out.
Corky: 'kay.
Gorky: (thinking to himself) what's the most off the wall thing I can come up with throw this off dumb redneck?
(Chuckling) he writes "HORSEDICK" on the paper and puts it in his pocket.
Gorky: Ready?
Corky: yeah.
Gorky: Well ask me the question dumbass!
Corky: Can you eat it!?
Gorky: Well...uh I'm not...sure..yeah you can eat it.
Corky: Is it Horsedick?

Fuck you new fish.

There, that's out of the way.

Pussy Riot in Russia!

Six more weeks of winter and I am still wearing sandals with the AC on. Happy Thursday!

Pussy Riot in Russia!
#3 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-02 12:07 PM |

Corky just put on his american flag thong...

Fuck you new fish.
There, that's out of the way.

#2 | POSTED BY THE_FINN

fuck, huck... the welcome wagon, you ain't....don't feel bad tonton, that is the standard greeting for new people in this den o'liberal sweetness and light

#5 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-02 12:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Still fantasizing about Corky's underwear...

#4

The only thing you should be wearing is a burka so no one has to look at you.

"Six more weeks of winter and I am still wearing sandals with the AC on. Happy Thursday!
#4 | Posted by gracieamazed"

Expecting another "rouge" storm today dummy? Are all people in Cracker County as dumb as you, or is it just the women?

#9 Welcome. Happy to see he nurse was early today wheeling you to the day room.

And good afternoon Bay!

#6

Don't be stupid Fatty, he was talking to himself.

Tonto is hardly new fish...

One fish, two fish?

Did you finally figure out the difference between "rouge" and "rogue," sweetie? After calling everyone who was trying to point it out to you a moron?

-Tonto is hardly new fish...

More like an old fisherman..... never dies, just smells like it.

Red fish, blue fish?

Dumb fish, screwed fish

Now Monte is was not everyone. Have you not learned in your group sessions not to exaggerate anymore?

Black fish, Gefilte fish?

Couldn't stop thinking it.

So:

one fish two fish
red fish blue fish
black fish blue fish
old fish new fish
some are red and some are blue.
some are old and some are new.
some are sad and some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I dont know. Go ask your dad.
Some are thin and some are fat.
The fat one has a yellow hat.
From there to here, from here to there,
funny things everywhere.
Here are some who like to run.
They run for fun in the hot, hot sun
Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
what alot of funny things go by.
Some have two feet and some have four.
Some have six feet and some have more.
Where do they come from?
I cant say.
But i bet they have come a long, long way.
We see them come.
We see them go.
Some are fast.
And some are slow.
Some are high.
And some are low
Not one of them is like another.
Don't as us why.
Go ask your mother.

#19 THANKS. Now it stuck in my brain as well.

Stop it, you fuckers. This ain't Romper Room!

P.S. Teabaggers suck.

There, that's out of the way, Lip.

"Now Monte is was not everyone.
#17 | Posted by gracieamazed"

Still waiting for you to admit you were wrong, ad nauseum. Will your fragile ego permit it?

The Clown srarted it Wis. (:

If dyslexia is wrong I will never be right.

Have fun United Way meeting calls. See ya'all in a few.

The Clown srarted it Wis. (:

#24 | Posted by gracieamazed

No, Broadside srarted it. She couldn't figure out The Finn was making a funny.

What can I say?

Dr Seuss was a childhood favorite of mine.

So, I had to get it out.

Oh, be back later!!

(since its become customary to announce your departures and arrivals...)

Half of you can go fuck yourselves,

the other half can just watch.

In any event, STFU.

Have a nice day.

Announcing your departure is cover from the cliche "running away" claim to a victory.

#5 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-02 12:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Still fantasizing about Corky's underwear...

More like disgusted a man admits he prefers peeing while sitting and wearing a thong. Why you think anyone here wants you to express your fetishes, and liken yourself to Rachel Maddow is all on you champ...

#12 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK
Thanks. The short bus 3 from PC kept me in lurker mode for an extra month.

- is all on you champ

The Obscure Clown makes shit up and then blames someone else?

Nothing new today, then.

Have fun United Way meeting calls. See ya'all in a few.

#27 | Posted by gracieamazed

you know what this means. Bayside has to leave too. Don't ask me why, that's just the way it works in Gracies Goon Squad.

United Way is code words for Golden Coral's buffet.

Fuck, I'm losing it....

No citation necessary.

"Dr Seuss was a childhood favorite of mine."

"The Obscure Clown makes shit up and then blames someone else?"

HTF am I making up your fetishes and blaming someone else? You don't want it brought up you like to wear women's clothes and pretend to be a masculine Rachel Maddow, then you are in the wrong forum.

-you like to wear women's clothes and pretend to be a masculine Rachel Maddow,

Your fantasies seem to be getting the best of you again, Burro Boy.

"Your fantasies seem to be getting the best of you again, Burro Boy."

Your liberal trend of being a pussy only makes it ring more true that you are a masculine Rachel Maddow...

Your fantasies seem to be getting the best of you again, Burro Boy.

#40 | Posted by Corky

I like the way the line runs up the back of your stockings.
I really like those high heels too.

No, Broadside srarted it. She couldn't figure out The Finn was making a funny.

#28 | POSTED BY WISGOD

lol, she knows that wis, you notice she didn't call him an asshole or anything....crapppp, am I talking like deathspud now?? bay hopes the fuck not

-a masculine Rachel Maddow

Give her a call. Maybe she'll dress up macho for you so you can get a woody.

Fuck, I'm losing it....
No citation necessary.
#37 | POSTED BY WISGOD

lmfao

I really like those high heels too.

#42 | Posted by wisgod

You just want them back....

-a masculine Rachel Maddow

Give her a call. Maybe she'll dress up macho for you so you can get a woody.
#44 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-02 01:01 PM

In other words you were still too much of a pussy even for her and have been rejected?

Fuck, I'm losing it....

#37 | Posted by wisgod

I wasn't going to bring it up, because of my deep and abiding kind and gentle feelings for all sub-species.....but now that you mention it.

Maybe you're just constipated or something.

I really like those high heels too.
#42 | Posted by wisgod

You just want them back....
Posted by Corky at 2012-02-02 01:02 PM

Corky can finally afford his own pair. Must be because of the payroll tax.

Cultural background has a lot to do with an ethnic groups success in pursuing certain business opportunities. For example people from Central and Southern Asia are predisposed to efficiently operate KwikE Mart type businesses. And people from Norway and Sweden are naturally good at making cheese and so they are successful in the Wisconsin and Minnesota dairy business. Also Malaysians and Indonesians are very good at making sneakers and sewing in general. Italians also traditionally are good at making pizza. An intelligent government plan to increase employment in America would focus on a groups natural skills and provide cheap loans so they could initiate related businesses.

No citation necessary.

Maybe you're just constipated or something.

#48 | Posted by Lipzoidial

It's hard to post when your Secretary is sucking your dick and gets the hiccups.

bay hopes the fuck not

#43 | Posted by baysideinpc

holy shit, now she's talking in the third person. Lipzoidial hates that shit.

Crispee the Obscure Clown has more high heels in his closet than Noot has skeletons in his..... and more prom dresses than Ris.

It's hard to post when your Secretary is sucking your dick and gets the hiccups.

#51 | Posted by wisgod

I see. If you don't mind, I will break this down for the new-fish(es).

'post' = say something interesting

'secretary' = Tossers favorite goat

'Sucking your dick' = riding the old dirt road

'Get's the hiccups' = Gives you goat herpes.

bay hopes the fuck not
#43 | Posted by baysideinpc
holy shit, now she's talking in the third person. Lipzoidial hates that shit.

#52 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

LMAO, no, that shit takes too much effort, and your brain is saying no, no, no, that ain't right lol

It's hard to post when your Secretary is sucking your dick and gets the hiccups.
#51 | Posted by wisgod

Why not give Agador Spartacus a break and let him take some time off for lunch?

Thanks. The short bus 3 from PC kept me in lurker mode for an extra month.

#33 | POSTED BY THE_FINN

There's actually a trifecta of them here, and a plethora more pop in and out.

No need for the extra lurker month, just jump in with your elbow out swinging like inna mosh pit.

that shit takes too much effort, and your brain is saying no, no, no, that ain't right lol

and it's just stupid

Check out the lyrics! This place really is like being Caught in a Mosh!

Why don't you listen when I try to talk to you
Stop thinking of yourself for just a second fool
Shut up,shut up,I don't wanna hear your mouth
Your mother made a monster,now get the hell out of my house

Can't stand it for another day
I ain't gonna live my life this way
Cold sweat,my fists are clenching
Stomp,stomp,stomp the idiot convention

Which one of these words don't you understand?
I'm Caught in a Mosh!
Talking to you is like clapping with one hand

What is it?Caught in a Mosh!(4x)

Don't tell me how to do my job
There's the door,your name's on the knob
You're always in the way like a beast on my back
Were you dropped as a baby 'cause brains you lack

Can't stand it for another day
I ain't gonna live my life this way
Cold sweat,my fists are clenching
Stomp,stomp,stomp, the idiot convention
Which one of these words don't you understand?
I'm Caught in a Mosh
Talking to you is like clapping with one hand

What is it?Caught in a Mosh!(4x)

Think before you speak or suffer for your words
Learn to give respect that others give to you
AAAAAAAAAAAH,The best you can

Hey man,I'm trying to reason but you don't understand
Talking in circles,we'll never get it straight
Just you and me in our theatre of hate
Can't stand it for another day
I ain't gonna live my life this way
Cold sweat,my fists are clenching
Stomp,stomp,stomp,the idiot convention
Which one of these words don't you understand?
I'm Caught in a Mosh!
Talking to you is like clapping with one hand

I want to interrupt this important and informative forum to give a public service announcement.

If any of guys ever think about buying Verizon's LTE VL-600 4G usb modem card - DON'T DO IT.

This device used to be wonderful, but verizon came along and 'fixed it' recently, now it ain't worth the M-80 it would take to blow it up.

The device didn't change, but Verizon came along and rewrote the software. When it was 3G, windows would manage it, no problem, never went down and never crapped out. Now, you can't use it without using verizons craptacular new software. You may get two minutes of use without having to reconnect the usb and restart the software.
It tries to switch back and forth from 3G to 4G but every single time it switches, you have to disconnect and reconnect the usb device.

Now, every single person that has one is regretting ever getting one. I've had mine two years with no complaints, now I want to leave verizon altogether.

"holy shit, now she's talking in the third person. Lipzoidial hates that shit."
#52 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-02-02 01:07 PM | Reply

Perhaps this method of speaking prefer you do.

"Dr Seuss was a childhood favorite of mine."
www.youtube.com

#38 | POSTED BY SALAMANDAGATOR

Yo! That was awesome!

Crispee the Obscure Clown has more high heels in his closet than Noot has skeletons in his..... and more prom dresses than Ris.
#53 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-02 01:09 PM |

Knowing you were a HS cheerleader and third string runside linebacker, what gender did you ask to the prom?

#60

(in my best Indian accent)

Did you try restarting?

This device used to be wonderful, but verizon came along and 'fixed it' recently, now it ain't worth the M-80 it would take to blow it up.

A lot of Ipad apps suffer from that I have found.

#63 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-02 01:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Paid a hooker to go to the prom with him.

But Tonto needed the money.

#65

What, m-80s?
I guess that is about all they are good for.

Why not give Agador Spartacus a break and let him take some time off for lunch?

#56 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

That's about as funny as a MRI of your Liver, Jaundvis.

Sorry, that is an LG VL-600

#63 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-02 01:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Paid a hooker to go to the prom with him.
#66 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-02 01:27 PM |

lol...

That's about as funny as a MRI of your Liver, Jaundvis.
#68 | Posted by wisgod

Not as funny as Agador Spartacus getting the hiccups while taking care of your needs, though, Wussy.

Not as funny as Agador Spartacus getting the hiccups while taking care of your needs, though, Wussy.

#71 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Yeah, everyones laughing, Juice-head.

Yeah, everyones laughing, Juice-head.

#72 | Posted by wisgod

have you tried ex-lax? or maybe eating more fibre?

You can make it through this ... your rap is definitely not connecting today .... maybe it would help if you thought about baseball.

I'm glad you're concerend about me, Lip. It means alot.

I'm glad you're concerend about me, Lip. It means alot.

#74 | Posted by wisgod

It's more than that. I'm testing you to see if you've succumbed to the Gracie brain-rot.

You'll know when you have it when;

1) you get an inescapable desire to prepare Manwich and spam.
2) you encourage your husband to go hunting so you can use your new 'marital aid'.
3) you use said 'marital aid' while kissing a picture of Noot.

Announcing your departure is cover from the cliche "running away" claim to a victory.

#31 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-02-02 12:40 PM

That's a solid theory.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-02-02 02:14 PM |

It is why I do it. CYA.

It's more than that. I'm testing you to see if you've succumbed to the Gracie brain-rot.
Posted by Lipzoidial

One day you're sweet on her, the next day you pick on her. What's up with that, Sybil?

That's a solid theory.

#76 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

hey liver, you're the guy who's always asking about liquors, right?

I have a friend of a friend, and i am not making this up, who just moved to houston. When he was in college, he studied Computer Science, but his father, who owns a top-shelf bar somewhere, sent him somewhere to learn 'scotch and whiskey-tasting'. I am not joking.

So, he's looking for places in houston to go do some advanced tasting of all different kinds of whiskeys. Any ideas where he should go?

I told him to go down to 'the village' and start there.

One day you're sweet on her, the next day you pick on her. What's up with that, Sybil?

#78 | Posted by wisgod

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

RIP Don..... love, peace, and sooooooooooooooooooooul

now I want to leave verizon altogether.

#60 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

been there, done that

hey liver, you're the guy who's always asking about liquors, right?

#79 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-02-02 02:24 PM

So, he's looking for places in houston to go do some advanced tasting of all different kinds of whiskeys. Any ideas where he should go?

#79 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-02-02 02:24 PM

#56 Why not give Agador Spartacus a break and let him take some time off for lunch?

because he's getting lunch now.

#72 | Posted by wisgod | Flag: Very Sensitive - Give the Kid a Bickie, Teddy & Hankie

Speaking of which, I need to decide what to purchase this fine evening. I'm trying to decide between Woodford Reserve, which I haven't had before, Knob Creek, which I know is good, and 10 High.

Don was an ass. Good riddance.

I'd say start with Google.

#83 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

sheesh, ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Do I need to reboot first?

Note to Self; 'don't ever get out of the boat!'

I'm trying to decide between Woodford Reserve, which I haven't had before, Knob Creek, which I know is good, and 10 High.

#86 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Why don't you Google it?

eric holder is throwing phoenix under the fast and furious bus...the teflon regime rides again...ain't nothin' stuck on us, muthas ! woot woot

Woodford Reserve
#86 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

It's very smooth. I like it. Pricey.

Wussy prefers Everclear to wash down his breakfast Velveeta, but, then, he's also into Agador Spartacus.

#86 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

But I repeat myself.

Why don't you Google it?

#89 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-02-02 02:37 PM

Ten High Bourbon Whiskey
A quality sour mash whiskey that maintains a wealth of tradition and craftsmanship. Ten High is carefully distilled, and matured in white oak barrels, to create a smooth, distinctive bourbon. The comprehensive flavors go excellent with diet soft drinks. The aspartame really brings out the flavor imparted by the oak.

Is this whiskey for sippin' or are you gonna mix it with a bunch of crap?

If it's for sippin', forget all that pretentious crap and go get some crown royal special reserve.

If you're gonna mix it, just get some cheap, crappy whiskey, like jack daniels.

The comprehensive flavors go excellent with diet soft drinks. The aspartame really brings out the flavor imparted by the oak.

#94 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

does it really say that? If so, my damn head just exploded.

Wussy prefers Everclear to wash down his breakfast Velveeta, but, then, he's also into Agador Spartacus.

#91 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Another swing and miss, Lushious.

Treaty yourself to a crying towel, Wussy, you sound like you need it.

I can't decide if Wussy's knack for shoveling the shit out around here and immediately going into fetal position crybaby mode when some of it gets tossed back into his cage is amusing or just pathetic.

The Donald endorces Mitt and Newt's hair is green with envy. Newt must feel like a real ass for being the ONE to RSVP to The Donald's debate. Lawdy it's more like Pop! goes the weasel then an all time important election.

I can't decide if Wussy's knack for shoveling the shit out around here and immediately going into fetal position crybaby mode when some of it gets tossed back into his cage is amusing or just pathetic.

#99 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Who's crying, Jimmy Beam? I just don't find your shit funny. Try harder.

According to anatomical studies being highly touted throughout Asia, there is an inverse correlation between intelligence and penis size.

No citation necessary.

According to anatomical studies being highly touted throughout Asia, there is an inverse correlation between intelligence and penis size.

No citation necessary.

Posted by BradfordWinston at 2012-02-02 03:14 PM |

So are you a eunuch or a woman?

So Sarvis is a needle-dick Gook. That explains everything.

No citation necessary.

thanks for the forward from bella, gracie....bless her heart

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a genius." -Larry the Cable Guy

According to the Bible it is okay to have sex with your maid. The great Patriarch Abraham screwed his young servant Hagar for a long time, eventually having a son, Ishmael, with her. His wife Sarah understood that it was okay. God blessed Abraham and exulted him as Father of a Great Nation.

No citation necessary.

God blessed Abraham and exulted him as Father of a Great Nation.

#107 | Posted by BradfordWinston

damn, you're an idiot. You posted this same dumb shit before, even as far as misspelling the same words.

BTW, dumb fuck, there is no word 'exulted'.

There is no God and there was no Abraham.

All this shit is made up by your jewish masters. Now get on your knees and suck their tiny dicks, because that's all you're good for.

When you are burning eternally in hell in a pit of fire and your body is covered with oozing agonizing blisters and your eyes are bleeding, and you face forever in this unimaginable suffering, don't blame me.

#109 | Posted by BradfordWinston at 2012-02-02 04:11 PM | Reply | Flag: FF!!

What pathetic bullshit.

Yeah, Lip. You're going to be stuck on a spit over perfectly timed Kingsford Charcoal with fat women basting you with melted butter and cutting into you every 10 minutes to see if your're done. But you'll never be done and be on that fucking spit for all of eternity. Serves you right.

When you are burning eternally

#109 | Posted by BradfordWinston

sorry dip-shit, i stopped believing in ghosts, goblins, fairies and elves when i was 8 years old.

people like you (i.e. childish and stupid) shouldn't be allowed to speak to adults unless they ask you a direct question.

"Brad" just loves it when his boyfriend lathers him up and shoves half a bag of Kinsford up his bum followed by a pound of bratwurst and then tops it off with his 'special sauce'.

Ooops, I just divulged the secret recipe for Afababbler's prized Teabagger Texas BarBeeQue.

Boy is HE gonna be pissed.

You mean biffingtonbradford smallcockington brokebackmountain winstoncornholio? the third.

According to the Bible, he who sides not with God sides with demons. And such souls are cast out for all eternity. So when it happens to you, remember that I told you so!

Brad" just loves it when his boyfriend lathers him up and shoves half a bag of Kinsford up his bum followed by a pound of bratwurst and then tops it off with his 'special sauce'.

#113 | Posted by axe

Listen, you humorless fucking douche. I was adhering to the rules of the nooner. If you don't like it, you can suck Bradford's dick.

No citation necessary.

Serves you right.

#111 | Posted by wisgod

just so i can get this fantasy correct, who is being punished, the fat women or me?

My mother, a life long Republican who has autographed pictures of President Reagan all throughout her house and an American Airlines employee since 1973, just called and said she will be voting for Obama this fall. This all a result of her seeing her retirement flushed down the toilet by AMR.

Mercy ya'all are brutal this afternoon. Keeping Bellatrix and her family in my thoughts and Prayers. She is one of the better folks from the Nooner. See ya'all later taters!!

Wiz,

Unknot those panties before you asphyxiate yourself there dude!!!

I was poking fun at the newbie queer, not you. You have to realize that this pitiful troll is making noises like the Expergoat or most of the pathetic bible thumpers voted most likely to be caught snorting meth off the but of some male prostitute.

#116 | Posted by BradfordWinston

hey dicklickington corneyturd goobersmooch headupassfordshire, don't you find it funny that God, who in your estimation created time, space, matter and dimension sent a dumb fuck like you to preach his message?

Of course you don't.

I was poking fun at the newbie queer, not you.
Posted by axe

So adding the Kingsford and bratwurst wasn't aimed at me? If not, don't fucking ever do it again and say you're sorry.

Keeping Bellatrix and her family in my thoughts and Prayers.

#120 | Posted by gracieamazed

What are you talking about?

just so i can get this fantasy correct, who is being punished, the fat women or me?

#118 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You. Women are always bitching about being cold, so they're happy.

Wiz,

I'm not as Wisconsin-sensitive as you and didn't make the bratwurst connection.

Sorry for my momentary cultural lapse but I honestly was just poking the newbie with a pointy stick.

pathetic bible thumpers voted most likely to be caught snorting meth off the but of some male prostitute.

#121 | Posted by axe

good point. here's my problem with ass-warts like him; he makes me mobilize my hatred of organized religion.

I don't want to harm religious people, as long as they keep their stupid childish opinions to themselves, but that's not good enough for them, noooooo, they have to push it.

Like the teabaggers, the islamist terrorist and zionist jews, the christians have actually convinced themselves that the only reason everyone doesn't jump on their bandwagon is because people just don't know how wonderful they are.

That attitude makes me want to bash them in the face with an iron skillet.

#108 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

damn lips, settle down honey, I say, I say, settle down

Sorry for my momentary cultural lapse but I honestly was just poking the newbie with a pointy stick.

#126 | Posted by axe

Bwahhaha. You shouldn't let me brow-beat apologies out of you. Stand up, be a man and tell me to go fuck myself. You won't ever hurt my feelings.

Lip, serious question. Who do you hate more? Jesus freaks or the TeaParty?

I just don't find your shit funny.
#101 | Posted by wisgod

I seldom find your "jokes" funny. Your shit you can keep, dipso.

Jesus freaks or the TeaParty?

#130 | Posted by wisgod

That's a tough one. Probably teabaggers, because;

1) the whole jesus freak thing has been around for thousands of years,
2) when the jesus philosophy is used properly, there is a possible overall cultural benefit from it
3) teabaggers are usually the kind of people that don't use the jesus philosophy properly.

So i would definitely say i hate the teabaggers more because i will blast all teabaggers but i only blast the christians who are self-righteous and obnoxious.

I seldom find your "jokes" funny.
#131 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Like you can even read them, you glassy-eyed putz.

damn lips, settle down honey, I say, I say, settle down

#128 | Posted by baysideinpc

you settle down. where in the hell is your master - gracie - anyway, and why are you here without her?

BTW, what's up with bella?

Have a great weekend everyone. I'm off to the North Woods Compound tomorrow and will be kicking some Walker Recall asses this weekend.

I'm off to the North Woods Compound tomorrow and will be kicking some Walker Recall asses this weekend.

#135 | Posted by wisgod

what does all that mean?

what does all that mean?

#136 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I've have a 2nd home on a lake Up North. Most of the locals signed the recall petition. Now they have to answer for it.

-I've have a 2nd home on a lake Up North

That's a river Cork. Beavers don't build dams on lakes. Thus endith the lessen.

Wiz,

When you go play at the lake do you ice fish or play with snow toys? Do you have enough snow for any of that or are you as winter-deficient as the rest us us? It was 65 here today and we haven't had the first hint of snow yet.

It just shows how inane, trite, and buffoonish American politics are that Willard "I love to fire people" Romney goes in front of cameras to gratefully accept Donald "You're fired" Trump's endorsement.

Axe, both ice fish and ATV's. 12-14" of snow up there. It's supposed to be 35 degrees all weekend. Unbelieveable for this time of year.

Have a good weekend.

Obama Announces 2012 Launch Of 'African-Americans For Obama'

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
Today, we're announcing the 2012 launch of African Americans for Obama.

There's no better time than African American History Month to consider the tremendous progress we've made through the sacrifice of so many or a better time to commit to meeting the very real challenges we face right now.
Visit africanamericans.barackobama.c om for more information about all the ways you can get involved from attending HBCU organizing workshops to becoming a Congregation Captain"and say you're ready to keep making history. Thanks, and see you out there.

WELL WELL, GLAD A WHITE PRESIDENT WOULDN'T BE THIS DIVISIVE! And, a "Congregation Captain"? REALLY? In the mostly religious church going black community a congregation is considered a religious gathering of worship. Oh, I get it, worship the OBAMA!

#130 | Posted by wisgod
I am a Christian and a Tea Party member. I don't hate anyone, but I do pity the lack of intelligence of the left wing wack a moles. They don't bother to research anything, just blather on whatever they are told by their plantation owners to blather on about.

BTW, what's up with bella?

#134 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

she is ok lip, medical issue, I don't have permission to divulge anything more, thank you on her behalf, for asking...she is a tough girl

#143 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

..unfucking believable

According to the Bible if your fiancee is pregnant but you have never had sex with her, you shouldn't jump to conclusions about her behavior.

Citation: The Bible

According to the Bible if your fiancee is pregnant but you have never had sex with her, you shouldn't jump to conclusions about her behavior.

#148 | Posted by BradfordWinston

I know who you are. You are my old nemesis Takeitez. Nobody could spew self-righteous stupidity like he could, well, except you.

And wtf does all that shit mean anyway? I'm sure you've got some hair-splitting literal interpretaion of some obscure verse.

If my girl comes up pregnant and i didn't do it, I want to ask a few questions. That's the gift God gave me, to think for myself.

I am a Christian and a Tea Party member.

#144 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Have you met BrainfartMarlboro? You two have a lot to talk about.

Met her? Hell, he lives in her lower intestine!!

By the time Obama's policies and spending are all done we will be in the hole for what $22+ trillion? GREAT! Who wants to vote for a president who is constantly saying nothing but "it's not my fault, it's not my fault". The way he thinks is that the successes of others are his, and his failures are the failures of someone and anyone else. Has he ever admitted to anything, let alone chopping down the cherry tree in the back yard? HELL NO!

Met her? Hell, he lives in her lower intestine!!

#151 | Posted by axe

that can only mean one thing. BrainfartMarlboro is made of Manwich.

HELL NO!

#152 | Posted by patriotwoman23

are you mad at obama?

#134 What Bay said about Bellatrix. What a nice 12 hour day, NOT.

#148 | Posted by BradfordWinston
Wow, we have a theologian amongst us. Thanks for the fascinating information. Now how do we fix this fucked up nation.

What Bay said about Bellatrix. What a nice 12 hour day, NOT.

#155 | Posted by gracieamazed

If you don't have liberty to talk about it, don't talk about it.

#153 | Posted by Lipzoidial
LOL! No, no, Lip! This past weekend we had HAMBURGER HELPER! It makes a great meal. LMAO!

Wow, we have a theologian amongst us. Thanks for the fascinating information. Now how do we fix this fucked up nation.

#156 | Posted by patriotwoman23

HA HAHAHA

you call THAT a theologian? that's why the nation is fucked up.

#155 | Posted by gracieamazed
That sucks rubber hoses! We are babysitting another dog for a hospitalized friend. How to get all five dogs to settle down, quit smelling each other's butts, and pray that none of mine start a fight for territory.

I went out ot my garage and beat myself in the head with a hammer till my skull popped open. Then i took my brain out and kicked it like a football 10 or 12 times. Then i ground it up and put it in some hamburger helper. Then, when i pooped it out, I put it back in my head.

All of the sudden, the teabaggers started making sense to me.

#159 | Posted by Lipzoidial
I was being a funny bunny. I did not read any earlier posts and just posted free thoughts. And by the way, I am glad that you realize that the nation is burning to the ground. Perhaps there is hope for us. Maybe a midnight stroll across the park near 33rd and 3rd but don't take a left in Albuquerque, cause then you will not find my house.

Feel my pain Patriot. We have five all the time. (:

Now sugar is the new evil, taking a strong second place finish to tobacco. AWESOME! Why don't we all just fatten up on tree bark and moss for the slaughter. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I love veggies very much, but I am not going to be forced to give up foods deemed to be added to the Michelle Obama checklist items of her royal decrees. SORRY!

I went out ot my garage and beat myself in the head with a hammer till my skull popped open. Then i took my brain out and kicked it like a football 10 or 12 times. Then i ground it up and put it in some hamburger helper. Then, when i pooped it out, I put it back in my head. And then I decided that YES YES YES WE CAN! And I voted for Obama in 2008
#161 | Posted by Lipzoidial
I fixed it for you as a public service! Love to you and yours! I got your back anytime!

Got it....Salt, light bulbs, ammo and now sugar. One more thing to add to the 'hurricane' supplies.

If you don't have liberty to talk about it, don't talk about it.
#157 | Posted by Lipzoidial
SHHHHHHHH, the government is watching out for anyone who still has liberty that they can take away. Now you just blew it. THANKS A LOT!

Romney accepted Trumps' endorsement and his hair piece.

#163 | Posted by gracieamazed
Thanks a lot! At least these are all no higher than 12 inches and no heavier than 15 pounds. It is like a house of barking rats.

Oh man you neesd house ponies. Make life more fun, LOL.

God loves fishermen. Saint Peter was a fisherman in the Red Sea. The Lord Jesus was a fisher of men’s souls, and after the Sermon on the Mount he gave everyone lots of fish to eat. Also, people in Japan eat lots of sushi. About two years ago I went marlin fishing off the coast of Mexico.

No citation necessary

Lip has given me a HUGE AWESOMELY AMAZING idea. We should hand out hammers to all of the liberals across America with instructions, as he stated. Especially those in the new African Americans for Obama congregations. Thanks for the inspiration, Lip. We can always count on you! Be sure and turn right at Albuquerque!

You've got ponies living in your house?

#166 | Posted by gracieamazed
Don't forget Manwich and Hamburger Helper, just in case Lip finds his way to your neck of the grassy hill. LOL!

God loves fishermen. About two years ago I went marlin fishing off the coast of Mexico.

#171 | Posted by BradfordWinston

so? what does that make you, Saint Peter Gonzalez?

Don't forget Manwich and Hamburger Helper, just in case Lip finds his way to your neck of the grassy hill. LOL!

#174 | Posted by patriotwoman23

and a large case of extra large condoms too.

Well shit I need a drink #172 after a quick glance I read Lipy said we should hand out hampsters.

#171 | Posted by BradfordWinston
And did you teach another man to fish for Marlin so that he could eat for a lifetime? I am having a flash back to a conversation in the Beta Theta Pi house at Vanderbilt circa 1977. My husband at the time (whom I married as a high school junior for the hell of it) was pre-med and we did a lot of drugs back then. Do I know you?

#173 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Yes she does, but alas no liberal will give her a unicorn to add to the gang.

(whom I married as a high school junior for the hell of it)

#178 | Posted by patriotwoman23

translation; 'to get out of momma's house'.

Patriotwoman, wouldn't that be so exciting if we knew each other? You were in Beta Theta Pi at Vanderbilt? Ohmygosh! We could hang out and maybe do lots of drugs like old times! I have a collection of all Ronald Reagan's best speeches. We could smoke marijuana and listen to them. That would be so great!

I have a collection of all Ronald Reagan's best speeches. We could smoke marijuana and masterbate to them. That would be so great!

#181 | Posted by BradfordWinston

FTFY

#176 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Can you teach Gracie and I how to make those balloon animals? My favorite is a giraffe!

"God loves fishermen."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"

~Steven Wright

My favorite is a giraffe!

#183 | Posted by patriotwoman23

now that's funny, but i don't have time for comedy. I have an important question.

If you are a vanderbilt twirp, why ain't you a liberal?

#180 | Posted by Lipzoidial
No, my parents are and were academics. She grew interesting plant life in our backyard in the upper crust neighborhood of Nashville that Al Gore lived in until Tipper caught him doing a friend. I was a rebel and just wanted to do what no one else was doing, who wasn't pregnant and had to do. My mother was a rebel and I have been working on her biography for a few years now. You would really dig what she did in her lifetime, which was way to fleeting.

#181 | Posted by BradfordWinston
1. I was an unofficial little sister. That is a fraternity.
2. Uh, whatever.

Hey Lip ask her what she pulled out of her purse at lunch one day..

#187 Click on his name and see when he joined. Tenga cuidado.

Forget #188 Patriot.

#185 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Believe me when I say that I grew up having to sit around at many a faculty/student party and listen to the blah blah. And I remember even as a small child seeing posters of Mao, Che, etc. on the walls. I was a kid. Fortunately, as with religion, my parents taught me to think for myself. They gave me the tools to see everything from all points of view. I was exposed to all religions with no judgements of any. My choices are embraced and accepted by my whole family, while many disagree we all laugh and love because family is first. My uncle is a converted Muslim, which I respect while I do not agree with. I have a multicultural, multiracial, hetero and gay mixed family. We agree to disagree.

#189 | Posted by gracieamazed
Ah, comprendo mi amiga.

Things that should make you say "hmm" but don't:

"Wisconsin Recall Fraud: Man Finds His Name Four Times on Recall, Claims He Never Signed"

"name was found four times on the petition to recall Republican State Senator Van Wanggaard. Finding the same signature four times is bad enough, but when Demet was contacted about the four signatures, he claims he never signed the Wanggaard recall petition at all!"

"even signed up withVerify The Recall to ensure his name was not on the recall petition.

Nevertheless, there he was was supposedly signing the recall petition four times."

Allen West better not be removed by the establishment in Washington! DAMN IT! He is one of the only real voices that all of us, Conservative and Liberal have in Washington. Someone willing to tell it like it is and everything else be damned. We need to get rid of the establishment lifetime politicians running our country and our lives! Clean house and get them out!

Es simplemente curioso. Ningún pueblo nuevo desde nosotros. Curioso sentimiento es todo.

Back to English. Got to keep Rogers on his liberal toes....

#193 | Posted by KBM
Remember that Obama's reelection hinges on the "vote and vote often". Check out what Judicial Watch is uncovering regarding the DOJ, ACORN, and ProjectVote. Unfucking believable. Holder should have been thrown out on his ass a long time ago.

195 | Posted by gracieamazed
Ale , Lipe si myslí , že může být předchozí plakát to ví . si nejsem jistý . Miluju tě a mám tě v mé myšlenky .

LOL! It is Czech. I have a friend's husband who is teaching me the language. I have the dirty words down pat, the rest not so much. It is harder than Japanese!

Did Lip head out to the garage again with his hammer?

LOL Holder and Obama look like they both hit the Chia Pet barber.

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"

~Steven Wright

Noice.

"My girlfriend Marta says the most interesting thing about fishing to her is how it's two lives connected by a single thin strand and fate.

That Marta."

~Jack Handey.

Fishing isn't a sport, it's just a really good way to hide a drinking problem"

~Anon.

BE Well.

Watching "The Union" right now. Awesome. I finally get it that Elton John sounded the way he did because of Leon Russel. Incredible artist, I loved him years and years ago but didn't know anything about him. Absolutely amazing!

You know, three stupid old bats think they have a hold on your guys forum where you enjoy yourselves? Quit being fucking pussies and refuse to participate here if those three pieces-of-shit are allowed to stay. They are kicked-off of everywhere they go. RCade is a fucking pussy!

I'm sure I'll get booted for that comment, but FUCK-IT! I speak the truth!

A message from our president:

"Today, we're announcing the 2012 launch of African Americans for Obama.

There's no better time than African American History Month to consider the tremendous progress we've made through the sacrifice of so manyâ€"or a better time to commit to meeting the very real challenges we face right now.

Visit africanamericans.barackobama.c
om for more information about all the ways you can get involvedâ€"from attending HBCU organizing workshops to becoming a Congregation Captainâ€"and say you're ready to keep making history. Thanks, and see you out there."

"You know, three stupid old bats think they have a hold on your guys forum where you enjoy yourselves?"
#204 | Posted by Nitetrain

Umm, I'm new at this but I suspect the "Nooner" is not where the real action resides.

#206 So you are a fucking racist? LOL!

Nitetrain, do you have a problem?

#207 Drink a beer and get back to us later. :o)

"I'm sure I'll get booted for that comment, but FUCK-IT! I speak the truth!"
#205 | Posted by Nitetrain

Surely you jest. Tolerance levels are high.

Heck, KBM can spew emailed talking points to his heart's desire...

#209 Yep. LIARS! Do you have a problem?

Do you always anwser questions with a question?

I was told we weren't allowed to offend the 'Vagina Monologue' Crew?

Honestly, you seem like a spatic asshole.

Did your dad quit breast feeding you?

Did you notice the other two were afraid to post without the "Alpha Male" Gracie here? LMMFAO!

Nitestain, do yourself a favor and shut up.

NICE ZIT! LMAO! We will send you some KY Intense. It will make your clit more sensitive BWHAHAHAH!

Who is 'we'? Do you have a mouse up your ass?

-Do you have a mouse up your ass?

well, yeah..he forgot they make them wireless now, though.

before, he could always just pull it out.

The funniest part is those old bats go to sleep at eight. RCade doesn't really give a fuck about old stupid bitches that want to cause problems because they are fools. No one here cares about what fuckin' shoes they bought, what they ate for lunch, how drunk they will get at a stupid function and shoot their fucking mouth off. Get with the fucking PROGRAM! Jesus! I'm from the area they are, but I can carry on a intelligent damn conversation!!!

Nitstain, if you want to make the pain go away just go somewhere else.

The ladies are here to stay, you're just a passer by.

And the two fans make fuckin' asses of themselves!! LOL! If those three old bats are your fuckin' heroes , you have problems!! Holy Shit! BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

WANNA BET? #233?

Are you that lonely zit that you would befriend three old hags that try to degrade everyone that doesn't agree with their stupidity? What a LOSER!! LMAO!!

I am God above here Nitstain.

I am dog...

~Rex.

And what a good dog you are too, boy!

/Dyslexia notwithstanding.

Be Well.

Dawg will hunt....

#227 The funniest part is you define yourself as an anonymous username on a fucking online forum! LMMFAO! Later losers! BWHAHAHAHAHA!

"and a large case of extra large condoms too.
#176 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

That is fucking sick. Did you see that picture of Gracie that idiot stalker posted? She is a cow, I mean, an extraordinarily unattractive woman.

She is a cow, I mean, an extraordinarily unattractive woman.

#241 | Posted by mOntequEef

Talking about you mom again Montepedo?

Don't worry, she can't see what you are doing in the basement, or you would already be back in the institution.

Look Monte you butt hole that was a doctored picture of me. Now STFU loser.