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Sunday, January 29, 2012

WASHINGTON -- Saying there's no way around it at this point, a coalition of scientists announced Thursday that one-third of the world population must be cut back to prevent wide-scale depletion of the planet's resources -- and that humankind needs to figure out immediately how to cut more than 2 billion from the worldwide population.

Representing multiple fields of study, including ecology, agriculture, biology, and economics, the researchers told reporters that facts are facts: Humanity has far exceeded its sustainable population size, so either one in three humans can choose how they want to die themselves, or there can be some sort of government-mandated liquidation program -- but either way, people have to start dying.

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This is stating the obvious.

Modern Philosophers have been advocating this for more than 200 years.

You do not have to choose to die.

But you CAN choose not to procreate.

www.vhemt.org

Voluntary Human Extinction

May we live long and die out

"Global warming! wah wah wah. If you're sitting on a computer, if you drive a car, if you're breathing air, you're contributing to it. "

You do understand that your Onion article is a parody, right?

This is from The Onion.

Put the shotgun away, it's satire.

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Yes, Null. Thank you for treating me (and everyone) like an idiot. Satire can still harbor legitimate points- namely, if you seriously were concerned about earth's sustainability, the most effective solution is to kill yourself. But some people are happy to whine about it without doing anything substantial.

You guys seriously think I'd post an onion article and not understand that it's satire? Are you seriously that condescending?

Thank you for treating me (and everyone) like an idiot.

You've certainly earned that right.

You guys seriously think I'd post an onion article and not understand that it's satire? Are you seriously that condescending?

We've just come to expect that sort of dumbfuckery out of you and others on the far right.

"Satire can still harbor legitimate points- namely, if you seriously were concerned about earth's sustainability, the most effective solution is to kill yourself."

That's a legitimate point? That's stupid.

"Satire can still harbor legitimate points- namely, if you seriously were concerned about earth's sustainability, the most effective solution is to kill yourself."

That's a legitimate point? That's stupid.

#8 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-01-29 07:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

You posted a satire piece awhile back and made a fool out of yourself defending its legitimacy.

Now you are criticising adammm?

LOL.

rwd

Figures a complete mental vegetable like Asammmmmmmmmmm thinks "The Onion" is real. Bwahahahaha.

"Are you seriously that condescending?"

Not at all. We're all well aware you are a mentally retarded idiot. We do read your posts once in awhile.

The problem with this article is there really are a lot of people who believe this.

Global Warming is a Socialist Scam!

Government Death Panels must be Stopped!!

er, ah... wait a minute.

It was an ONION article?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!

People are laughing at you again Adammmmmmmmmmmm.

Adammm, you should probably just lay low for awhile. This is bad.

I know what the hell an Onion article is. I didn't realize that you're not allowed to post joke articles on here to make a point, without being demeaned and attacked.

Null..., if you seriously were concerned about earth's sustainability, the most effective solution is to kill yourself.

#4 | Posted by adammm

Change the word "sustainability" to "sanity" and you have something there.

Just on HuffPo- looks like Japan is taking the Onion article to heart: "Japan's Population Decline: Estimate Shows One-Third Shrink By 2060"
www.huffingtonpost.com

I know what the hell an Onion article is.

Until yesterday, you knew it was a reputable source of news.

Like every other idiot on the far right, you can be counted on to latch on to anything that confirms your delusions.

"Humanity has far exceeded its sustainable population size, so either one in three humans can choose how they want to die themselves, or there can be some sort of government-mandated liquidation program -- but either way, people have to start dying."

Some scientists these are. They must have photos of Hitler on the wall.

I know what the hell an Onion article is.

#15 | Posted by adammm at 2012-01-30 09:13 AM

Seriously, it's cringe worthy. Just don't post for awhile, come back later, and pretend it never happened.

#19 | Posted by Diablo at 2012-01-30 11:39 AM | Reply | Flag: Excessively cringe-worthy

"Saying there's no way around it at this point, a coalition of scientists announced Thursday that one-third of the world population must be cut back to prevent wide-scale depletion of the planet's resources -- and that humankind needs to figure out immediately how to cut more than 2 billion from the worldwide population."

Posted by adammm at 06:09 PM | 21 COMMENTS

Let's see-----why don't we start the process with Monstwoman, NullAndVoid, Iceprick, and Lettucespray. We could "kill 2 birds (actually 4) with one stone". With all the CO2 and hot air these posters exhale, we could even reduce AGW.

Let's see-----why don't we start the process with Monstwoman, NullAndVoid, Iceprick, and Lettucespray. We could "kill 2 birds (actually 4) with one stone". With all the CO2 and hot air these posters exhale, we could even reduce AGW.

#22 | Posted by matsop at 2012-01-30 02:30 PM

Null and the Dr. are good posters, so I would leave them out of the list.

Null and the Dr. are good posters, so I would leave them out of the list.

#23 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-01-30 02:34 PM | Reply

LOD, don't always agree with you but you on occasion show some sanity and left you off the list---out of respect:

Let's see-----why don't we start the process with Monstwoman and Lettucespray. We could "kill 2 birds with one stone". With all the CO2 and hot air these posters exhale, we could even reduce AGW.

#22 | Posted by matsop at 2012-01-30 02:30 PM | Reply |

Let's see-----why don't we start the process with Monstwoman and Lettucespray. We could "kill 2 birds with one stone". With all the CO2 and hot air these posters exhale, we could even reduce AGW.

#22 | Posted by matsop at 2012-01-30 02:30 PM | Reply |

#24 | Posted by matsop at 2012-01-30 02:54 PM

lol

Works for me.

LMAO! I got snookered by an Onion article again. There ought to be a rule to identify that source when posting.
That said, there really are people who think this way and they are very, very scary. Just sample that 'ethicist' Segal from Princeton.

LMAO! I got snookered by an Onion article again.

#26 | Posted by Diablo at 2012-01-30 03:11 PM

At least you can admit and laugh at it. lol

Adammm is still trying to convince everyone he knew all along.

LoD, read the summary really closely and then read the actual article. You'll notice that I actually edited the article to make it sound more realistic in the first paragraph. I know it's satire- I actually changed it to make it even more subtle. I've been reading the Onion for years; I thought I'd have a little fun, amidst all the global warming/cooling posts, by posting this.

But I guess that doesn't fit into everyone's insatiable need to ridicule others to feel better about themselves.

Global Warming is a Socialist Scam!

Government Death Panels must be Stopped!!

er, ah... wait a minute.

It was an ONION article?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!

People are laughing at you again Adammmmmmmmmmmm.

#13 | Posted by Monstman

Hey Bozo. Wasn't yours the first post on the thread?

I know it's satire-

#28 | Posted by adammm at 2012-01-30 03:24

cringe
Hey Bozo. Wasn't yours the first post on the thread?

#29 | Posted by rightisright at 2012-01-30 03:24 PM

Monstwoman fell for it too.

But I guess that doesn't fit into everyone's insatiable need to ridicule others to feel better about themselves.
#28 | POSTED BY ADAMMM

You do realize where it is you're posting, right? This is not an NPR message thread.

Some scientists these are. They must have photos of Hitler on the wall.

#19 | POSTED BY DIABLO AT 2012-01-30 11:39 AM | REPLY | FLAG

I see Diablo has yet to receive the memo.

There ought to be a rule to identify that source when posting.

It's called reading the article.

Well you'd think the high-and-mighty LoDs and Drs would at least do a little checking, ie: www.drudge.com before launching their attacks. Kind of makes them look petty otherwise.

This thread is hilarious.

Well played boys well played.

Adammmmmm sez: "...I've been vegetarian for ten years, thereby doing way, way more to cut emissions than any meat-eating lib. "

Not on cabbage night, Capt. Beano. Your neighbors must think you're a free-lance Whoppie Cushion tester.

Well you'd think the high-and-mighty LoDs and Drs would at least do a little checking

#34 | Posted by adammm at 2012-01-30 04:13 PM

Trying to save face just makes you look stupid. At least laugh it off so you seem like a fun chucklehead. Otherwise you risk always being 'that guy.'

No way!! Has anyone been reading UN: World Needs More Food, Fuel??

I've been preaching extermination mass extermination!!

Mass abortions for all women unable to support their children. Birth limits (like in China. 1 kid per family is plenty), if you already have multiple children choose the one you wish to allow to live, extermination of all orphans, extermination of all humans unable to work, extermination of all sickly cancer or diseased people, extermination of handicapped disabled blind and deaf, extermination of the elderly once they reach 60 years of age.
This will be a good beginning to solving our food shortages.

#23 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

AND

No one listens. The easy answer is mass murdering at least 5 billion people. Then everything will be fine.
One day you will listen. But by that time you will be wonder who the 2 billion that survive will be.

#52 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

Move over scientists, Clienshack has arrived and I didn't need government funding to figure out what you couldn't.

LOL!!

Autocorrect spelled Clownshack as Clienshack!! (german perhaps?)

Anyway, mass extermination for all.

Start with the libs, they are useless anyway.

Start with the libs, they are useless anyway.

#40 | POSTED BY GLASSHOUSE AT 2012-01-31 07:14 PM

I disagree. I think we should burn libs to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

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